Is This A Mirage?
Suri Cruise is wearing a jacket......and pants! I don't know if Suri's $20,000 (I'm guessing) Burberry coat is made with real fur, but let's tell Peta it is just for shits.
You know it's colder than your heart on a block of ice when Suri is actually covered up. I stepped out last night for a quick minute and my nipples started crying icy tears. I can't play with this cold shit. I have to wear a face mask, three hats, ear muffs, long johns, 2 jackets, 3 scarves, a battery-powered heating pad and a Taser in my ass just in case I need a quick jolt of heat.
It looks the cold didn't bother Stepford Katie. She her rolled-up summer jeans into rolled-up winter shorts. F-U-G. Don't worry about her. I'm sure her internal warming system is hard at work.
And I've always wondered what Suri sounds like, but now I'm thinking she doesn't say words. Suri and Katie communicate by touching their heads together like in the picture above. That's how all the alien talks!
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slightly ot - aren't terrance stamp AND eddie izzard in the valkyrie movie?
i feel myself weakening.
HOW DARE THEY cast reputable actors across from that urethra?
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 12:54pm.
PS. Katie needs a reboot. She spent all summer all covered up like it was freezing and now she's wearing shorts?
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I've long suspected the Stepford Hag has a blow and/or meth and/or booze habit. That, or anorexia. The woman hasn't looked healthy or even remotely happy in a long time.
Awww...Suri has a little stuffed snowman from that book. But where's her doll?
MK!@!!!!!!! ROFLROFLROFLORLR
Submitted by Mahla81 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:17pm.
Honey, go get a beige turtleneck sweater and a beige overcoat
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*blinking*
that is exactly what I am wearing today!!
LOL...actually I do have the world's most boring wardrobe...mosty black and khaki.
Color scares me.
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
It actually looks like they are finally
making a break for it.
Run, girl, run your robot as fast as you can!
Submitted by original putas: "Shes clinging to that little girl for dear life. I bet she'll never have another one. Not in this marriage, anyway. So this poor little girl has too much attention. Which will make her rotten and unbearable."
Yes. I've seen that happen with only children of women in bad marriages. Those kids are their only consolation, only joy, and that's a hefty burden for a kid. And I know some kids are perfectly fine being onlies, but I always feel a little sorry for them. One of the many reasons I am glad to have a sister is that there was someone else to absorb my mom's craziness.
wish they were sharing an escape plan
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
Phoenix is in the 80's today. Come on out MK. I have a guest room :)
That 3rd thumbnail. She's looking at us all saying "And you just let this happen, you just sit there and Let this happen, didn't you!" Damn, Katie got glare!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
What does everyone else think of shorts-with-tights?
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I think it is what classless sluts wear to show off their bodies when it's too cold to show skin.
Very uncouth.
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4 words MK...... You, me, Sydney Australia. No cold there!
Dear Katie,
you cannot pull off the Kate-Moss boho-shorts-with-tights look. We all know that your a fucking bore when it comes to fashion, so stop trying so hard, or at least tell that to your stylist.
Honey, go get a beige turtleneck sweater and a beige overcoat. its much more fitting with your beige persona.
GAG!
Forget her, post more of the hilarious responses to the gay midget's new nazi movie! They really should have billed it as a comedy.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Shes clinging to that little girl for dear life. I bet she'll never have another one. Not in this marriage, anyway. So this poor little girl has too much attention. Which will make her rotten and unbearable.
Shes clinging to that little girl for dear life. I bet she'll never have another one. Not in this marriage, anyway. So this poor little girl has too much attention. Which will make her rotten and unbearable.
MK it is so fucking COLD! and I have seen several ho's walking around NYC with that shorts and tights and boots look.
edited to say: they were tailored, wool looking shorts, not this 80's mess, tho!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
As much as I snipe about RoboKatie, she does seem to truly love Suri.
OMG! Quick! Call someone! I'm getting soft-hearted! Need a Diet Coke fix! :0
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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haha Hekki! I hope they would help her get away from Tommy! He'd prob grow like to 5 foot tall if provoked tho.. That could be dangerous!! lol
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
I bet in a couple of weeks we see that kid holding a toy rainbow trout. They're just that evile.
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Submitted by oklahoma: "She's kissing Suri's head like "we'll be out of here soon, I pwomise!" "
I HOPE that's what she does. And I NEVER feel this way during the day when they're at school, but these photos are making me want to grab and kiss my kids.
For some reason, I feel like they're safer in NYC. Like if she tried to get away from Tom, the regular folks of New York would form an underground railroad to freedom in Queens.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:04pm.
Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 12:54pm.
Heeheehee Michael K, you can always visit Ca. It feels like 87 degrees here.
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In my section of California, San Francisco, its a cool, breezy, overcast 55.
And, I love it.
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An hour south of you on the coast it's cool, yet nice. No wind. Ahhh. But there are the suspect rain clouds approaching.
What THE FUCK is Katiebot wearing? Seriously.
Thank you for putting a coat on Suri. FINALLY!
Jesus, she is looking more and more zombieish every day.
Tick tock.
HATE those denim shorts, ugh. Love Suri in a coat, finally....... Katie looks horrible, poor thing
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:04pm.
Another pet peeve of mine...tights and shorts. If it's cold, why the hell are you wearing shorts?! Plus she's rolled them up like I did when I was 10 years old. Oh the humanity!
True. I feel the same about wearing sandals or flip flops with an overcoat.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by flossyb on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:04pm.
maybe you saw hookers in Vancouver.
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well, that WAS my first thought, but I did some choogling and the look is IN.
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Dear Fashion Police.
I've noticed a lot of girls wearing short shorts with tights this year, and I quite fancy trying it, but I'm worried I'll look stupid! Do you think this is an OK look?" ~ Lindy
Well, personally I have to confess to being a big fan of this look, and the only reason I don't wear shorts more often myself is because I live in a small town where people will probably look at me like I'm a freak for wearing shorts in the winter. (Seriously, they're not even wearing skinny jeans here yet, and I wish I was joking about that...) So I understand where you're coming from, but I think you should go ahead and try it.
It can be a really smart look, if worn right, and very comfortable and easy to wear. This outfit, for instance, uses a pair of lurex tweed shorts from Miss Selfridge (personally I'd wear a darker colour with the black tights, but hey) with a puff-sleeved blouse and tall boots. It'll also work with ankle boots and a warmer sweater, though. and can be dressed up nicely for evening with some heels and a few pieces of jewelery.
What does everyone else think of shorts-with-tights?
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:04pm.
(I have such the soft spot for that little alien)!
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I decided this morning that she's my new messiah.
I think she could be fun when she grows up - considering HOW she's growing up...kids have the funniest way of turning on you and when you give them something SO interesting to turn on...
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:03pm.
They were "in" last fall/winter too...it just doesnt make much sense but It can look really hot if you wear it right just like wearing cute courderoy minis with funky tights and hawt boots..
only some people can pull the look off without looking like a retard though
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I love him ♥
I think Katie probably hates Tom Cruise by now. She should go home and spend some time with her family. Mrs.Kravitz, maybe you saw hookers in Vancouver.
Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 12:54pm.
Heeheehee Michael K, you can always visit Ca. It feels like 87 degrees here.
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In my section of California, San Francisco, its a cool, breezy, overcast 55.
And, I love it.
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Ohhh yea I should of mentioned that I am in Southern Ca. I would love to live up north. You guys get more seasons.
Its effin 30 degrees over here at my neck of the woods...and Im craving an Iced coffee but then people loot at me like im crazy so i might not get one....
I thought she was wearing thigh high boots in the thumbnail I was like Omg omg I want some lol and I love Suri =) She should really start walking though
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Another pet peeve of mine...tights and shorts. If it's cold, why the hell are you wearing shorts?! Plus she's rolled them up like I did when I was 10 years old. Oh the humanity! Suri looks cute and warm! (I have such the soft spot for that little alien)!
Your face!
Apparently, shorts with tights is a HOT look right now.
http://fashionlegwear.blogspot.com/2006/04/shorts-with-tights-love-them....
go figure...
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
Poor Katie, she looks sad, beat, and defeated (not that she hasn't been lookin that way for a while now). Suri is so damn cute. There were some pictures of them looking at snow globes and it was the cutest thing ever.
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
@Hekki,
That was totally synchronized, btw;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
What makes her think that outfit looks good? That look went out in 1991.
Never happy...you people are NEVER HAPPY!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
Submitted by angel_i: "THERE! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?"
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic: "Is it safe for Suri to be carried by a spindly automaton in stillettos?"
Aw, you bitches made me laugh so hard. (Not that I think you really ARE bitches, but I hate to call you "ladies" because it's kind of condescending or something).
Sorry, I won't be satisfied until I see her in a jacket, a pair of pants, AND walking!
Its nice to actually see a celebrity with their child and not nannies. I don't have an issue with Katie or Suri. The boots and shorts though...has to go!
LMAO ...That girl cant buy a clue, she looks like such a fool
How old is Katie again?
Why does common sense seem to escape these people? She is obviously being drained of life!
Now please put some other kind of shoes on Suri and the transformation might be complete. Let's see some sneakers on those little feet.
As for Katie, all I can say is, what the fuck?
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She's kissing Suri's head like "we'll be out of here soon, I pwomise!" They look weird, as in scared or something.. They are freakin me out, and I am no alien!!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 12:54pm.
Heeheehee Michael K, you can always visit Ca. It feels like 87 degrees here.
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In my section of California, San Francisco, its a cool, breezy, overcast 55.
And, I love it.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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When I lived in Seattle, I had a friend who always said, "I like to dress like it is summer in the winter, and winter like it's summer. She was filthy rich too. I don't get it.
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Well, first of all...
Thank gwad that Suri FINALLY has a coat on! About damn time.
Second...
Katie looks like an idiot in those shorts, tights and boots. (tights? WTF?)
Finally...
Katie ALWAYS looks completely depressed, trapped and sad. Like I care...she made her own bed on this one.
Oh, FFS.
When I was in Vancouver a few weeks ago I saw women wearing demin shorts with black tights and boots and I was not impressed.
It's like wearing backless shoes that have laces. What's the point?
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Yes, Suri and Katiebot do the Vulcan mind meld. She transmitted, "Mommy, get me a coat, I'm freezing my electrodes off" and Katie complied.
Such a strong, independent woman.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
Heeheehee Michael K, you can always visit Ca. It feels like 87 degrees here.
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