Morning Wood

I love Henry Winkler!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Fishsticks wants to move back to NY and be a park ave bitch, the whole english rock star wife didnt pan out ... and who would want to fuck her? ewww. anoxeric socialite.

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:44pm.

Thanks! I meant that Leeves probably assumed the Mancunian accent because it reflects something about class or background--something Americans wouldn't catch.

Frasier (from Boston) and Niles just have toffy, privileged US accents. (Linguists talk about U [upper-class] and non-U distinctions in speech.)

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"Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it [marriage] for the idea of everything." (Britney)

I would die a happy woman if I got the chance to convince Mr Cooper to come over to my side of the street....

I love that line from the FWC...

if anyone says anything about my "fonz" i'll kill um!

Henry Winkler & Steve Guttenberg look fab!

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Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:47am.
Daphne on the other hand...I loved how her brother's accents came from all over the UK from London to Glasgow.

This is interesting to me. I read that she's from Sussex but uses a Manchester accent. Why, however, is completely lost on us Yanks

Ah well she has a southern accent and it seems they found her hard to understand (?) Her Daphne accent is very watered down Manchester, a real Mancunian accent can be hard for a Londoner to follow (and likewise I'm sure) and I think it would be like when films like 'The Full Monty' had to be dubbed for US audiences- or so legend has it. Her brothers- who knows why- had Glasgow and London accents and a few others I could not place. How brother could have accents the oposite ends of the country I don't know. Did they all sound the same to you? How funny. Do you agree Niles sounds English or it that just posh American?

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This would only have been better if Guttenberg had been wearing assless chaps! :P

FUCK coldplay and FUCK chris martin!!

goes to show what a shitty band they really are... no one should be in a band past the age of 31?!?!?!

yeah tell that to the grateful dead you asshole, tell it to Doc Watson, still touring at age 83!! ans hes AMAZING, sharp as ever.

FUCK YOU CHRIS MARTIN! YOU AND YOUR DUMB BAND SUCK!

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WOW...She looks so adorable. Just saw her on a singles dating site ~~~*** S i n g l e p a r e n t K i s s . C o m *** ~~~ yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she a single mom or want to be now?----you must will be pleasantly surprised after you find her.

I wish the US had pantos. Although they do make me think of the show "Extras" when the host of Family Fortunes lost his marbles.

I don't want Gwyneth and Chris to break up. She looks like his music.

I hope, hope, hope Coldplay breaks up! An ex-bf of mine looooves them and stupid stuff like this totally makes me happy because the best I can do is wish bad karma and that the universe makes it a personal mission to make his life hell. (Not all exes mind you, just the douchey ones) You woudl've thought god himself was releasing a freakin album when the last one came out. I was like, really? this band is THAT good? IDTS! I still laugh everytime 40 y.o. virgin is on and it gets to the "Know how I know you're gay?" scene.

Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:47am.
Daphne on the other hand...I loved how her brother's accents came from all over the UK from London to Glasgow.

This is interesting to me. I read that she's from Sussex but uses a Manchester accent. Why, however, is completely lost on us Yanks.

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Submitted by r5bales on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 12:07pm.
b) Coldplay is a puthy boy band. Chris is a puthy boy, Gweneth's look is heinous.

Nice! I can't add anything to that. I was going to bag on the kids' names but thought otherwise.

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"Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it [marriage] for the idea of everything." (Britney)

Paltrow never goes to "work" events with her husband. She's always kept her personal life personal, so there is not way of telling what is going on in their marriage by that alone. I think she was once asked why she didn't bring him and she was like "Why would i?"

WOW~~So cool. His photos were seen at a singles dating site """"""S i n g l e p a r e n t K i s s . C o m """""""last week and and I was pleasantly surprised after I find her photos there. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful single woman on that site now. Is he a single dad now???

Nene probably knows most gay dudes sweat you hard one minute then turn on you the next.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 12:44pm.
lizzieb, I always loved Panto. I remember seeing one with Peter Davison. Fun!

Cinderella is my fave. I have an actor friend who always plays the dame and we never miss it! Behind you!

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Also- Im really hoping that lifetime/pr deal doesnt go through. This will be the kiss of death for project runway. I dont even know what channel Lifetime is and chances are they wont air it on repeat like bravo (the ONLY time I will get to watch the show is the day after)

NOOO! Say what you want about Chris Martin, he is the douchiest douchery to hit the stage, but Coldplay (at least their older albums,especially their first two) are a great band. If they are breaking up, im bitter i never saw them live. DAMN!

lizzieb, I always loved Panto. I remember seeing one with Peter Davison. Fun!

Submitted by r5bales on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 12:16pm.
Re Panto: I thought pantomine was where you put black clothes and a white mask...Marcel Marceau style.

Not here.It's a family show with lots of singing and shouting and men dressed as women and vice versa. It's fun actually.'Oh no it isn't'(in joke)

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So Fishsticks found herself a billionaire sugar daddy?

Who cares.

OK, I just wiki-ed panto. I still don't get it, so I guess that is one of those things I am going to have to see to understand.

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

Re Panto: I thought pantomine was where you put black clothes and a white mask...Marcel Marceau style.

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

r5bales,
Panto is short for pantomime.

Pantomime is a performance genre traditionally found in Great Britain, Canada, Australia, South Africa, New Zealand, Zimbabwe and Southern Ireland, and is usually performed during the Christmas and New Year season.

Yeah, i didn't know either until i looked it up after lizzieb's comment.

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a) What is panto? I don't get it.

b) Coldplay is a puthy boy band. Chris is a puthy boy, Gweneth's look is heinous.

c) Shanna may not be able to leave Travis, but when you listen to him, he sounds like he ready to dump her and start all over again.

d) Produce is an agriculture product. Grown in dirt, using bugs that eat other bugs instead of pesticides because that is what consumers want and the government regulates. Then the consumers FREAK when they see bugs or whatever. If you aren't interested in seeing live bugs in your produce, buy canned. Then the bugs are dead.

The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

We'll cook a cake quite large and fill each lay-er in be-tween, with icing mixed with pooisonn til it turns a temp-ting green. We'll place't near the house just where the boys are sure to come! And being greedy they won't care to ques-tion such a plum! Those-boys-who-have-no-mother-sweet, no-one to show them their mis-take, won't know it's-dang-er-ous-to-eat so damp, and rich, a cake! And sooooo befooore the winking of an eye, those boys will eat that poi-son cake, and one. by. one. they'll die!

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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat

that 18th century look just doesn't age well.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 11/20/2008 -

Nope. She is beyond pretentious, and an arrogant, uppity snob. I feel sorry for the Brits having to put with her and Vadge's bullshit.

Thanks. Still we sent you 'Posh' and I hear Jordan's been over your way too so we're even. Luckily we don't hear the fake English accents- they sound like, oh I don't know,maybe people from Boston to us. Just out of interest, I was watching Fraiser the other day and thought Niles sounds English- does he to you? Daphne on the other hand...I loved how her brother's accents came from all over the UK from London to Glasgow.

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NEENER NEENER CHRIS MARTIN YOU PUSSY!
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Fishsticks admitted that she was a Coldplay groupie when she met Chris. And on a talk show she admitted that this was a "shotgun" marriage, that she was knocked up when she married. Not a great way to start a life long commitment. Her career is in the toilet, she sucks as an actress, how she won the Oscar is beyond me. So be it. Amen.

PANTO!! Great. Last time I went- Dec 07, I sat in front of two Americans who were baffled by the whole thing. The dame had beeen told there were Americans in the house and 'she' kept stopping the show to make sure they understood. Thet took it in good part and made the show even funnier.

Am I right in thinking the UK is the only place that has panto? Nothing like it in US, Canada or OZ? Odd really if that is the case given how many Brits ended up in those places.

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Submitted by Khandi on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:07am.
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Holy CRAP!!!!!!
That shizzz is skeery

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You just know fishy's marriage is not going to last. You know Chris cheats on her with groupies that are easily better looking than his wife.

He's always snapping at someone and can't keep his cool cause he is miserable and wants a new life.

*Submitted by chowgirl69 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:36am.

Is it wrong of me to sincerely hope Fishsticks gets a divorce and is miserable??
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Nope. She is beyond pretentious, and an arrogant, uppity snob. I feel sorry for the Brits having to put with her and Vadge's bullshit.

Submitted by Khandi on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:07am.

EEEEEP!!!

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Khandi. OMG!!! OMG *yells* I had to re-read that, b/c I thought of pickled okra's (the only kind I eat) sheeeet! that is really fucking scary!! Glad you shared the story!

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Well about a month ago here in B'klyn a woman was shopping at a Korean market (i shop there also) and put her hand into a container of okras when she was bit twice on the finger.
Like a lot of us would she pulled her hand out and sucked at the drop of blood. She walked out of the market to tell her son seated in their car that something bit her. Those were her last words. She dropped dead.
There were two deadly coral snakes in that container. Coral-fucking-snakes!!!
I've stopped shopping there.
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They looks like idiots!

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Was the nekkid jogging ever explained??

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Gosh.Shanna STFU!!!
The dude almost fucking dies,2 or 3 other poeple fucking died and SHE wants publicity?!
Damn,I wanna punch her fucking mouf.
Besides...I want Travis.
Don't be giving me the side~eye either!fuckers♥

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A) Holy shit, Guttenberg still looks really good. I never watched DWTS, so this is my first sighting of him in quite some time.

B) Chris Martin thinks bands can't last past 33? What the hell is that, some kind of strange Christian superstition?

C) Apparently, 31 is mid-life crisis for Chris if he wants to ditch his livelihood and family in one fell swoop. Also, Gwyneth doesn't seem to *not* be able to copycat Madouchenozzle. Watch her start to date Derek Jeter in upcoming months.

D) Black widows are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Too weird to live; too rare to die.

Like Oh My God, Guttenberg!
He's like mr. bu-fu
We're talking lord God king bu-fu!

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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!

I cringe just seeing Chris Martin/Coldplay mentioned, because I know the douchiest thing ever is coming.

I hope he and Fishy don't get a divorce. They deserve each other.

Is Shanna still saying she's w/ Travis or what? Wht's going on? I never can go into those sites!

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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!

What happened to the Chickenhead NeNe when she tried to cross the street?
I ran her over.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

PSL

True dat. Her and Paris can beat the shit out of each other. Shanna looks like she would break her big bird's beak in half

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Bow Down Steve Nuttenburg.. Henry's the number 1 man in town..

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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!