Guy Ritchie Doesn't Want A Cent
Guy Ritchie has opted out of wrestling any money from Vadge's cold, dead vagina. Guy could have filled his pockets with up to half of Vadge's $600 $450 million fortune in their divorce settlement, but he's reportedly done the saintly thing and is voluntarily walking away with nothing. Gold diggers of the world, let's all bawl our eyes out together.
The Daily Mail claims that the divorce settlement has been reached and an announcement will be made any day now. When Vadge throws all her millions on the bed and rolls around in it, not one bill will be missing. She gets to keep all her cash. The only thing Guy asked for is joint-custody of his two boys, Rocco and David. A source said that the two boys will split their time between London and New York. Lourdes will stay in New York with her mommy. I hope Guy also demanded his nuts back. He's going to need those in the future.
A source said, "It will be all over by the end of the month. The priority for him has always been the children. Ritchie has not wanted her money. He has done exactly what Billie Piper did when she divorced Chris Evans. She walked away without any of his money, much to her credit. Guy Ritchie has done the same."
Guy Ritchie obviously has a heart made of gold, rainbows and tears of joy from the Live Feed Puppies, because I would have bled that bitch dry! Even if he didn't want any money for himself, he should have taken as much as he could, cashed it out at the bank and then walked the streets, throwing her precious money in the air like a fucking modern-day Robin Hood!
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Good for him! This makes me like him more also. Who would want that cunt's blood money anyway so that she could hold it over his head for the rest of his life. Better to be "free" from her and walk away with your dignity and pride.
Lourdes is with her bio dad now, Guy knows better than to make any move for custody over her.
Besides, I firmly believe Guy and Carlos are on good terms and Carlos is a good influence on Lourdes.
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Madonna has everything put in writing. I would not be surprised if part of the contract included no contact with Lourdes. The word most people who have dealt with her use is "cruel". I doubt that she was nice about this and Guy would probably agree to almost anything so he can get on with his life. I guarantee that there is a confidentiality agreement in place so no dishy books or revealing interviews.
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AHH...Guy Guy Guy....well at least he cares more for the kids. Maybe he will get joint custody of his ball sacks too.
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That's an interesting theory, angry mom. It sure could be used to Madonna's advantage to keep the daughter away from him, seeing as how it would make him look like he doesn't give a sh*t about a child he was a stepfather to for years.
Well played, Vadge... making him look like a douchebag, while at the same time, telling your daughter to cut ties with him now that the divorce is final.
Of course there is the chance that he actually really doesn't give a sh*t and barely has any desire to see his own son and the one Madonna bought in Malawi while still married to him, but I'd hope that is not the case.
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well, he certainly will come out of this situation looking better than Madonna.
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well, I don't think Rocknrolla can have been a big hit.
I wanted to see it but I will wait for the dvd.
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i'd want custody of my kids over the money too--if she does make those kids do a special diet, no tv, etc at least they have a chance of a 50% "normal" life w/ guy.
Well I'm still a massive fan of Madonna (music & performance wise anyway, never been a fan of her personal life really with all that Kaballah stuff etc) & I have to say even if he is just doing it to look saintly in the media I still think it's a very respectable thing that Guy doesn't appear to be going for every penny he can get & is just focusing on his kids instead. I like that.
On the Lourdes note, would he technically have no claim for joint custody of her since she isn't his biologically or adoptively? I don't know custody laws but I would think since the marriage ended Lourdes seeing Guy would be entirely up to her to arrange herself if she so wanted to do so, no court could force her to see her ex-Step-Dad.
And now, maybe he can get drunk and tell his friends trash about Madonna.. Oh juicy juicy!! *rubs hands together* Excellent!! Cause now he doesn't want that ho's money! Lil Adulterer anyways! pfft! I want some creepy details about how she sits in the corner and rubs pee pee on her face or something.. Book! book! book! *chants*
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I don't know why the British papers act like Guy did some honorable thing. He was probably forced not to take a cent if he ever wanted to see his sons again.
Only Madonna would think she "won" by keeping her cash and losing some time with her kids.
He doesn't NEED Vadge's money. He's wealthy within his own right. Wasn't it Trump who said, 'After the first 50 million its all academic'? Meaning, its just money in the bank. It doesn't really improve your lifestyle significantly.
And he gets to take the moral high road. That's worth a SHIT load in English 'society'.
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How noble. However, I'm sure he'll be able to recoup most of that with the release of his "I was married to a professional wrestling cunt-bag" tell-all book. Trust.
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I always wondered what Guy Ritchie was thinking when he married Madonna.
Seriously, he scored major points with me for actually being an adult and worrying about his children's welfare versus money. Part of me wished he would have dragged Madonna through the mud and made her life a living hell. She deserves it.
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Madge is such a cunt. Good for him-taking the high road and all. I bet she doesn't let Guy see Lourdes again-and the only reason she's even letting him have joint costody is cause his name in on a birth cert and in the case of David the adoption papers. Did I say Madge is a cunt? Fuck her.
madonna still still has some magic vice grip on ritchie's balls...i would have sued her for some of that cash...call it hazard pay...
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Snowpiece.. I've had the flu! I'm better now. And that stuff is sad, some people just don't even think about how its affecting the kids, and most of th time the kids won't talk about it, thinking its not normal how they feel since no one is asking! That was good of you to have such a relationship. I'm sure he misses you, as well! Well misses you and Benji! lol
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
Good for him! Get rid of that skanky ass talentless piece of shit! Now he can sleep nights, and get on with his career.
Guy should take every red cent he can get his hands on and then donate it to the "Southern Baptist Convention". Now, that would piss the skank off!
She gets to keep it all and now he has to pay for a kid he probably did not even want to adopt?
I'd have taken her roided up vag to the cleaners!
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He kinda resembles John Terry in this picture, or am I hallucinating?
Good for him to spare himself from court drama and all that, but I guess he really doesn't care for being Lourdes' stepfather? Or wait... that role is now that of the baseball dude? I guess I was expecting - for whatever crazy reason - that he would like to keep in touch with Lourdes too.
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hmmm - no comment
Bit creepy he wants nothing to do with the girl- he's been ber step dad for years. I suppose he has no legal rights and she sees her dad.
Still this is good I think- why should you get money for being married to someone? He didn't sell those records etc. I don't like him but, grudgingly- well played.
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yes, poor Lourdes, I always think that kind of situation is so sad, like I had ny ex's son every weekend for years and then I never saw him again after we broke up. I missed him MUCH more than his father!
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Too bad Rankin-Bass is defunct, or they could whip up a holiday special like "Guy Defeats the Gristle Monster and Saves Christmas."
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Um, I'm sure he did not want an ugly divorce battle to ensure. Lord knows Madonna would make it the ugliest in history. I can't stand that cunt, and am ashamed I was ever a fan. Time to go away now, Madge.
Who gives a crap.
The Puppies are wrestling! Major beat down taking place.
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Snowpiece. Good question, That seems a bit harsh, Just cause she isn't his, does that mean that they did not form a bond in that time they were together as a family?? Kind of sad!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
I wonder if he will ever see Lourdes agin?
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