Brad Pitt Comes Face To Skype With A Bradaloonie
Brad Pitt and his pussy duster were on Oprah yesterday to promote that movie about a baby with pepaw face and during one part of the show, Oprah took questions from fans through Skype. Christina, a Bradaloonie for 17 years from Ontario, CA, called (Skyped?) in from her office to ask Brad about his tattoos. The crazy bitch wanted to know the details of his iceman and Daniel Pearl tattoos. Since Brad is such a private (HA!) person, he really didn't want to tell her. He probably already signed a contract with W Magazine for a cover of all his tattoos with their meanings and shit. I love Cate Blanchett for asking Brad if he will show everyone his tattoos. What a bitch! Cate really knows how to add fuel to a Bradaloonie fire!
Christina wouldn't let it go and finally said, "I know you've got one (a tattoo) on your tummy, don't make me go there!" Oh, Christina. I'm sure you've gone there in your crazy head many, many times. Actually, I think she's going there during this conversation! Show your hands at all times, Christina! Show em! I hear jelly being made. I know what's going on!
I was seriously waiting for Christina to start showing all the Brad Pitt tattoos she has on her body. I don't even want to know where her "Pitt's Girl" tattoo is.
And I'm sure that 20-minutes after this interview, Maddox showed up to Christina's door with a fresh restraining order in his hands.
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K2 ~ when Brad said he had 2 dogs, he was referring to James Haven & Skankelina.
Submitted by K2 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:58am.
I'd love to know where Z picked up dog shit.Geez Pitt, tell the public funny stories about the kids, and stop with all the talk about piss and shit.
It wasn't dog shit, it was Pax shit. God, their house must stink. Two babies in nappies, from the looks of those 'private' photos Shiloh is still in nappies and by their own admission Pax pisses in the house. No wonder Bradders looks so pissed off all the time- he lives in a toilet. HAWT. NAWT.
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Its odd he wouldn't even acknowledge he had them. Angelina has mentioned them off the cuff and I'm sure he has said a little blurb about the neanderthal dude on his arm. Why would he care so damn much about the tats..........Seems he would care more about people knowing his 3 year old biological child is having trouble with her identity.
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:53am.
Is Christina LOVEANGELINA? (-:
I don't think so, I didn't see a shrine or noticable drool. I could be wrong tho' or it might be Jill from JJ. No, what am I saying, not rabid enough.
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By the way, did anyone catch the part where he tells Oprah that he has 2 dogs? WTF!? Who the hell has a dog when they don't even have a permanent residence? Are these "travelling dogs"? And are they suppose to take the place of human friends for the children? I thought that was rather disturbing. They have a gazillion dollars and no yard keeper to pick up the dog shit outside? or are the dogs shitting in the house? I'd love to know where Z picked up dog shit.Geez Pitt, tell the public funny stories about the kids, and stop with all the talk about piss and shit.
No Words ~ Ditto! I'm sick of Brad's moronic "shy little boy" crap.
I'd like to take a 2x4 upside his head and then send him to Home Depot to pick up a spine & some balls...on aisle 3.
I love your writing between this and the JCVD thing-I'm howling!!!
Okay, his little "I am so shy and private" act is Reason No. 5386 why I despise Brangelina.
Is Christina LOVEANGELINA? (-:
Agree with everyone about whoring out the kiddies and getting all private over a couple of tattoos...what's peculiar about this it's usually the other way around. I could see if she was asking to see a picture & personal questions about the kids and they wanted to keep them shielded and keep it private, but it's the complete opposite...go figure
He's probably saving the tatt stories for another movie that he'll have to promote
Christina is the face of the Brangeloonies!! Holy shit. What a nut she was, asking over and over for him to give her an answer about his tat. Take a hard look you Jolie/Pitt lovers, Brad's face says it all. He had the look of absolute fear in his face when that chic popped up again on the screen. He was like " she's back"?! You could see he thought she lost her marbles... then again isn't that what all the loonies act like though? Yeah, he looked really thrilled that she was his psycho fan.
Wow!! If Brad's not more careful with his plastic surgery, he's gonna start looking like Micky Roarke. His face looked weird and his mouth barely moved!!
@Clarisse..
Angel,
Um, your avie is flippin people off. Thought you should know.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:35am.
Yeah, I think he was costumed sorta like his current garb of old-guy hat and stache. It gave him a chance to show off his range with Cockney.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:30am.
hahahahaha. "Snatch" was especially nuanced.
Was he in that? Holy fuck, him and the Mockney one? I wonder the sky didn't darken and a booming voice say:
"I gave you bastards free will but you're taking the piss now"
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Love you avie and siggy!
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Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:11am.
This poor man works in a low key way, bringing art to the masses with his sensitive and nuanced performances and does his level best to keep his private life out of the media.
hahahahaha. "Snatch" was especially nuanced.
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"Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it [marriage] for the idea of everything." (Britney)
I actually watched the beginning of this show where Oprah introduced Brad, but had to stop as the shrieking of the grown women made me embarrassed and somewhat disgusted.
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Submitted by MJF on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:24am.
What MJF said.
Also, really Bradders, this is not the time to grow a pair, that train has left and you are stranded in baby poo ridden crazy town now.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:04am.
I agree. Angie can't keep her mouth shut if she tried.....bad case of verbal diarrhea
Thats how we know all her business...about the cutting and the heroine and the years when she was a les er gayelle. It wasn't rumor...she told us about it herself.
God bless the Brangeloonies...Haven't seen such crazies since they were standing outside te michael jackson trial. they are def good for entertaining if nothing else
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:07am.
Yes, you can say "She Skyped him" for example, MK, it's part of the Skype lingo. I LOVE Skype! The chat feature is awesome too.
EBay sex hooker. :)
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"Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it [marriage] for the idea of everything." (Britney)
It's women like that Skyper that will shell out $15 to see your movie, Brad. Probably 3 or 4 times. And then buy the DVD. And the action figure. And the magazine with your face on the cover. Shut up and bend over like you always have.
*grumbling* The only difference between these celebs and real whores is that a REAL whore shuts up while she's putting out after she's taken the money.
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It's all good! Thinkin of takin a little trip
to kidnap 6 puppies...
Angel,
Um, your avie is flippin people off. Thought you should know.
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Alright, I didn't watch the clip because I don' like Brad Pitt and I hate Oprah, but
A. That moustache is horrible, and
B. If you will whore your children out to magazines, please do not act all surprised and 'private' about something as lame as your tattoos.
What is bothering me is the perv 'stache.
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I watched too and it was a lil uncomfortable how she kept askin about the tattoos and he clearly didnt want to discuss it...but on the other hand Brad and Angelina cant whore out private pix of their themselves and their children and talk openly about their relationship and then be shocked when a fan asks a personal question!! If you put your business out there to begin with of course people are going to want to inquire more about it!www.myspace.com/tharightgirl4u <---CHECK OUT MY PAGE!
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Hey! George Costanza (or whatever his real name is) is on Criminal Minds! He's awesome!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:09am.
Thank God she's not truly Canadian. That accent is NOT from Canada.
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Should I just shut my trap and go with that?
Altho, as Jeffro states, I did think it was California, at first.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:09am.
Thank God she's not truly Canadian. That accent is NOT from Canada.
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Carrot- I didn't bother watching the vid but I'm guessing Ontario, California?
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This is terrible. This poor man works in a low key way, bringing art to the masses with his sensitive and nuanced performances and does his level best to keep his private life out of the media. Unlike those fame whores the Paradis- Depps whose kids are all over the media I have only the vaguest idea that he lives with another actor and they have a large family. I’m not even sure how many kids they have and have never seen if a picture of the youngest one (or two is it?) Poor, shy, discreet man and these awful people who project on to him, imagining they know how he met his partner, their sex life, their kids- why I’ve heard that some of them think they have seen private family photos of his partner breastfeeding!! Really what is wrong with these people that they think that they have seen that? No wonder he’s so offended that they might want to see his body. Shame on them.
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Thank God she's not truly Canadian. That accent is NOT from Canada.
(Skyped?)
Yes, you can say "She Skyped him" for example, MK, it's part of the Skype lingo. I LOVE Skype! The chat feature is awesome too.
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Jeez we need some new subject matter.
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Don't get tattoos if you don't want people to ask about them.
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This is a monster that Brangelina created themselves.
If Angelina didn't feel the need to sell every fucking detail about their lives, then their fans would have a sense of boundries.
I adore Johnny Depp, but don't know how many tatt's he has.
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I watched that and she was creepy to me. I'd be weirded out if I was a celebrity and some random person knew every tattoo I had. I know people don't like that family but I liked his impression of Shiloh it was cute.
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erm also NOT gangsta.
they are all apeshit crazy, the celebs & the fans...who the hell cares so deeply about a celebs tattoos & why the hell is he is so closed mouth about it?? i am not sure which is more ridiculous, the fact that people ask these questions or the fact that the celebs wont answer them...