Wednesday, November 19th 2008
The Perfect Gift For John Travolta
I have so many questions about these moob holders from Japan. They have obviously been watching "Seinfeld." It's The Bro!
First of all, the dude in the ad doesn't even want to wear one. He's covering his chesticles in fear. Second of all, this is a fetish thing, right? Third of all, these are basically just women's bras put on manly mannequins. Fourth of all, I really, really love the Japanese.
This shit is almost better than The Manpon!
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Mrs. K,
*SWOON*
Next you're going to make me some tiramisu and I'll never be able to love another ever again.
Madam S -- I wrote a song fore you!!!
Bei mir bist du schon, please let me explain
Bei mir bist du schon means you're grand
Bei mir bist du schon, again I'll explain
It means you're the fairest in the land
I could say "Bella, bella" even say "Wunderbar"
Each language only helps me tell you how grand you are
I've tried to explain, bei mir bist du schon
So kiss me and say you understand
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Simply put, fawning over celebrities and their picturesque families may be just the sort of distraction people need
Mrs. K!
Hey sexy thang! Long time, no see. xoxo
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:02pm.
Eating less and exercising more still isn't an option eh?
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Men with moobs equate Bud Light with Diet Coke ... and their idea of exercise is walking to the terlit.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:59pm.
*taking notes for International Manset Division* What about sharks instead of trout? Oz has sharks, right?
Eating less and exercising more still isn't an option eh?
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Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:57pm.
Hi lovey!!
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Simply put, fawning over celebrities and their picturesque families may be just the sort of distraction people need
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:49pm.
I don't really have any idea what to say about that! I've had some odd requests, but wanting to wear a bra would end the encounter. Period. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars, do not touch me on the way out the door.
I can totally see Tommy Girl wanting this, though. I mean, I'm sure he's a major investor in the company.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:51pm.
If you've got moobs, you probably have a gut, too. Why not just make a male girdle or corset? You could imprint it with popular sports teams, trout, or deer, so it doesn't look gay
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Or if you're an Aussie man, beer logos.
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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars
Oh how I love that there is a variety of different colors to choose from. LOL
I do it once, I do it twice...
Now there's steak with the beans & rice... B.D.P
Let us not forget to pay homaqe here to the King of Moobs, Davy Jones.
He needeth him a DD bro.
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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:49pm.
Tigerlilly,
Maybe get your man a moob lift for x-mas?
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Aw, hell to tha naw...if he want my sexy, he gonna have to finance his own surgical sexay, cuz, it take upkeep to be wif all 'dis...Mmmm'mmm...
to moobsters....
(ok, no it doesn't; it really just takes $$$$ and not that much of it cuz I'm not that much to write home about in the looks department, but money speaks louder than moobs...Call me...Shh...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Mrs. Kravitz,
Tommy wore his John Travolta "Staying Alive" print girdle to his wedding. He saves that one for special occasions.
Tom Cruise had to wear a girdle on his wedding day to fit into his tuxedo, it has been claimed.
The 'Top Gun' star is said to be a nervous eater and put on so much weight in the run up to his wedding to Katie Holmes he needed some help getting into his Armani suit.
According to US gossip columnist Janet Charlton, a source at Armani said: "Tom packed on around twenty pounds in the past few months before the big event. He says he's a 'nervous eater'.
"When Tom arrived in Rome, we hear that Giorgio Armani was apoplectic because the wedding tux was too small.
Armani personally tended to all the fittings while Tom's pants were let out and various details were adjusted.
The source added: "Tom wanted to look svelte so he didn't protest when Giorgio suggested girdling Tom's midsection so the jacket would fall properly. The corset was sewn into Tom's undergarment."
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Simply put, fawning over celebrities and their picturesque families may be just the sort of distraction people need
It brings back mammories er memories of my first bra that I didn't want to wear when I was 13, until Lisa Rodriguez Consuelo Ramirez said to me...Oh the boys love you because you have big boobs. I just blossomed from there. One day I walked with my shoulders slumped and the next minute...voila! I walked with my shoulders back and my boobs forward march! I was transformed! Although this man bra thing makes me go 'BOINK', there are some men who really really really REALLY needum!
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Oh..sorry! I was looking for the Coochie Monster!
You guys always carry on and on about how much you love the bazoongas and then God gives you some and it's all tears and shame from you. Make up your minds!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:49pm.
Who is now flashing on "Weird Science"?
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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The perfect gift for Simon Cowell.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Sheeps,
The second you put sports teams on Mansieres is the very day fat men start wearing bras on the outside of their clothes. Let's not go there.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:48pm.
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Don't worry Tigerlils, it's not your fault that you're too much pussay for the mere mortal to handle. Add to that your six teats, and well... it's just too much hotness.
And moobs? Never heard of them. :)
Manimal5,
Or wear one around your waist like a fanny pack.
If you've got moobs, you probably have a gut, too. Why not just make a male girdle or corset? You could imprint it with popular sports teams, trout, or deer, so it doesn't look gay.
Tigerlilly,
Maybe get your man a moob lift for x-mas?
Submitted by Diego on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:46pm.
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:28pm.
I agree with you completely. I do not want to see a bra on either of them though. It just makes the first even more disturbing and it hides the beauty of the second.
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OMG, I just remembered a, um, brief encounter I had with a guy years ago. He wanted to wear my bra while we did the horizontal cha cha.
Man, I was laughing so hard, I could not get it up...metaphorically speaking, of course.
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Simply put, fawning over celebrities and their picturesque families may be just the sort of distraction people need
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:42pm.
If you stretch them around your head, they could be used as earmuffs.
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Guys, answer me this...are Moobs inevitable? Cuz, I can't deal! Yeah, either I'm going to have to get some Mrs. Robinson shit going on...or I ain't doin' no old peeps sexay times...I mean if I were into lil' titays, I'd be a lesbo chicken hawk, and if I were into big titays, I'd be at the local strip club...Well, not too local...I hear the one down the street from me is ROUGH...Ok, I'm just bitter cuz they turned me down for a job....*hanging tiger head in shame...*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Moobs happen.
Get over it.
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Simply put, fawning over celebrities and their picturesque families may be just the sort of distraction people need
Salem13, a few weeks ago your avatar was a pic of Christian Bale and had L'oreal written on it, if you don't mind me asking where did you find that pic?
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:28pm.
I agree with you completely. I do not want to see a bra on either of them though. It just makes the first even more disturbing and it hides the beauty of the second.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
I want an urban sombrero to compliment the Bro..
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I love jack Nicholson but he is a man with such big man-boobs, he's a chick magnet though.Love him.
Travolta's moobs are probably bigger than Kelley's but my favorte moobster is Robert 'Bob' Paulson from Fight Club, I love MeatLoaf
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Looks like they just found some Discount Warehouse women's bras that they couldn't sell, and decided to try a new market. If they don't sell as mansieres, they'll be marketing them as dog coats next.
Couple this with the J. Peterman men's carryall and you have shopping for your bf/husband covered.
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HAHAHA That shit is fuckin genius. I swear if my pops were still alive I'd buy him one in every color.
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
WHY DO THEY HAVE A FUCKING GODDAMN ANGLO ON A FUCKING PISS ANT FUCKING JAP AD? THOSE JAPS NEED TO BE TORCHED FOR WHAT THEY DID TO OUR FUCKING BOYS IN WWII. MOTHER GODDAMN FUCKERS.
You know, I must make a distinction here. The dreaded man-boob, or moob, is no doubt an insidious and unsightly creature. Yet some men who have large, muscular pectoral muscles can also have a chest that almost resembles female breasts. I find the former abhorrent, while the latter is quiite arousing. Discuss.
I can only guess one place for the manpon. That seems more like a sex toy.
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HA...the guy in the ad just looks like he's covering his moobs in shame...lmfao!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Seriously though...satiny pink?? Why not create them in MANLY colors...like Khaki green...or even camouflage. lol
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Ooooooooooooooooooooooookay.....
For once in my life, I am speechless.
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They are probably made larger around the rib cage and wider at the "moob" area to accomodate men. lol. OR...they could just be women's boulder holders on a male manni. Funny shizz though!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
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send one in each color to simon cowell
Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:20pm
I was just going to post the same thing.
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You know - I know some women who might actually want these...didja try selling to women? I really do think it is in your best interests not to take your business ideas from Kramer, nawmsayin'?
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I prefer the Mansiere.