Wednesday, November 19th 2008
The Perfect Gift For John Travolta
I have so many questions about these moob holders from Japan. They have obviously been watching "Seinfeld." It's The Bro!
First of all, the dude in the ad doesn't even want to wear one. He's covering his chesticles in fear. Second of all, this is a fetish thing, right? Third of all, these are basically just women's bras put on manly mannequins. Fourth of all, I really, really love the Japanese.
This shit is almost better than The Manpon!
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They make a great gift for any guy. People have bought them for that wedding night, for stag parties, birthday presents, anniversary gifts, retirement parties, for that special night together, and just to wear every day because they are the most comfortable and softest underwear a man could ever have.
With prices from $ 6.95 on up. You won't find a better deal anywhere. We offer MANties® that range from plain to lacey, we even have a complete days of the week assortment.
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now that REEEEEALLY puts the lid on the jar! I canNOT for love nor money find days of the week panties for adult women!!!!
AUGH.
NOT FAIR!
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Now if they can only sell two piece bathing suits for men.
It's getting to be scary going to the pool. All that hair, front and back... and hairy tits. AND they're always the ones with bathing trunks that become transparent when wet.
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Question: If this is a Japanese ad, why the white dude circa 1990?
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For those nights and days, when you want to be and feel a little special, naughty, and very sexy, these Manties® are for you.
Once you have them on, it will be "hard" to take them off.
They are made of nylon and have the extra room where
you need it, for the most comfortable fit there is. Once you try a pair, you will wonder why you never tried them before.
Panties are for the gals
MANties® are for the guys
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thanks pearl!
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Mantis are way more sexay:
http://www.manties.net/xmas/
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:24pm.
Tittay, you no like me xmas tree?
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jesus fuck woman it's NOVEMBER!
Say... you don't live across the street from me do you? Are you allergic to yard maintance?
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i know what simon cowell should be getting for his birthday...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
The Japanese didn't exactly harness the power of invention on this one. I think a commercial for this product using Mr. Roboto would be funny.
@manimal,
Ha!!! Like finding one of those curled dill pickles and wrapping it up then stuffing it down your drawers........I, uh, heard that some guys did that. yeah. what???
@TITS and Lory,
I actually remember Eldridge Cleaver, who was a Black Panther of all things, tried to merchandise some jeans with a pocket in the front that held a man's junk. And this was before Prince's butt pants.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Fishnet "muscle bras"...calves, pectorals, glutes et al. hahahaha
*pissing self laughing*
Those bras really look great on men without heads, arms or legs.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Next time I'm in Osaka, I'll get one for ya MK.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Tittay, you no like me xmas tree?
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:20pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:18pm.
Just wondering...do Victoria's Secret make mo money from their magazine or their underwear? I bought sexy underwear for a bloke once, from Target.
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did they have a bulls eye on them?
==>No, black with silver lame thread. He was temporary but worth it. Not a sign of man boobs. Can't do fat blokes.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:19pm.
HAPPY XMAS EVERYONE.
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Dog bless us everyone!
(surreptitiously pulls plug on tree.)
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:18pm.
Just wondering...do Victoria's Secret make mo money from their magazine or their underwear? I bought sexy underwear for a bloke once, from Target.
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did they have a bulls eye on them?
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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:01pm.
Fuck, next thing you know they'll make push up boxers and wonder briefs for men. I can see it now;
"Hey Bob, you get some plastic surgery or sumpthin? Nice package you're sportin there."
"No Dave, I've got a secret. I'm wearing Wonder Briefs."
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Don't throw that idea to the trash can just yet, that might be your million dollar idea! You could be the next Bill Gates of moobs!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
HAPPY XMAS EVERYONE.
Just wondering...do Victoria's Secret make mo money from their magazine or their underwear? I bought sexy underwear for a bloke once, from Target.
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:01pm.
Fuck, next thing you know they'll make push up boxers and wonder briefs for men. I can see it now;
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bam? they've been around for a while now. too lazy to look for a link as i'm not sure of a product name.
the only question is why did it take so long?
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Submitted by la coocaracha on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:56pm.
You think the Japaneese are twisted....you ever see the baby bras and lingerie that some American company is selling online? Or hoe bout the infant panties that wal-mart was selling not to far back with "juicy" and "tasty" written on them....
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truly? I tried searching on baby bras and learned that it's a latin/spanish term that equates to baby bells - phone companies!
those panties? i believe it, sadly. Never too early to start objectifying your infant girls.
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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:01pm.
Great, push-up underwear. Nobody stuffs with socks anymore. Not that I ever did that. *eyes shifting back and forth*
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Kinda makes knee-high garter socks for men...slightly kinky.
Is that a young Guy Pearce? Couldn't be....
Victor/Victoria's Secret.
I just made myself laugh.
*giggles with shame*
Fuck, next thing you know they'll make push up boxers and wonder briefs for men. I can see it now;
"Hey Bob, you get some plastic surgery or sumpthin? Nice package you're sportin there."
"No Dave, I've got a secret. I'm wearing Wonder Briefs."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Thank you MK, I think I found my husbands christmas gift!
TITS: I know, actually the part that I translated as "increase bust size" actually literally translates to "bust-up"! My guess is that the Japanese borrowed the expression "power-up" long ago and just went from there, to hilarious effect. gotta love engrish!
You think the Japaneese are twisted....you ever see the baby bras and lingerie that some American company is selling online? Or hoe bout the infant panties that wal-mart was selling not to far back with "juicy" and "tasty" written on them....
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
You are only as young as you feel.
In all honesty I prefer older men - they know how to appreciate a woman. Especially a younger one;p
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Submitted by thetranslator on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:44pm.
In case anybody cares what the ad says:
"Point 4": "Volume-Up Potential"
"A pad pocket is attached to the inside!! When you want to increase volume, insert the pads and volume up!"
I knew it! Dual ipod holders!
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Thanks translator!
Engrish is funniest thought.
volume up? hee
japanese are so openly weird! i love it.
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In case anybody cares what the ad says:
main picture: "It started from our customers' comments: 'Why isn't there a bra for men?' Why...is it because there's no need for it....? But...the fact that there are those who say they want one means...that there IS a need."
(so I think the dude hugging his moobs is supposed to mean that he wants one and is bummed that he doesn't have one)
"Point 3": "Relaxation-Oriented"
"Unlike women's bras, it has soft shoulder straps. It emphasizes the relaxation effect rather than the need to increase bust size."
"Point 4": "Volume-Up Potential"
"A pad pocket is attached to the inside!! When you want to increase volume, insert the pads and volume up!"
Michael, I love you so if you ever want me to translate other Japanese stuff like this, just let me know and I will do your bidding!
@TITS,
you know what they say, it's not the big pricks that get you, it's all the little pricks that drive you crazy. ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:28pm.
@sheeps,
Well then, that would make woman a bunch of little pricks now wouldn't it? lols
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Yes, to be a really big prick you need a man.
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Too bad I can't read in Japanese.
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:28pm.
@sheeps,
Hahahaha. You two should do stand-up.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
@sheeps,
Well then, that would make woman a bunch of little pricks now wouldn't it? lols
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:15pm.
Here you go dot!
http://www.lovemybubbles.com/
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You sick, sicky puppy.
-And, oddly enough I'm trying to imagine men in all of those frillies.
bwahahahahahaha
*tweaks own nipples*
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:53pm.
I mean, what do you think a clitoris would be if it got a huge dose of male hormones?
A huge prick?
@TITS,
yeah, I heard Janet Reno was packin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Submitted by miso-horny on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:00pm.
I just thought it was a pretty pink car full of women. Maybe that's why I kept getting thrown off....
Here you go dot!
http://www.lovemybubbles.com/
(and bambam)
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I mean, what do you think a clitoris would be if it got a huge dose of male hormones?
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Janet Reno
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This is the premium brassiere. The budget brassiere is made out of six pack rings. That's the one most guys are familiar with.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
That looks like Jim Carrey circa 1992.
word.
Leave it to the Japanese to come up with new technology hahaha. Looks like underwire to boot. No push-up type or padded type yet?
Oh puhlease. This is so "Yesterday". Yes, men have MOOBS.
I want the Scrotzier. Yes! I want funderwear that lift/separate/cup/emphasize.
Sheesh. Can't a girl dream of the UBER SPEEDO without everyone jumping down her throat. ;p
Perhaps Madonna will come out with a new line of jockstraps for women who have grown balls.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:52pm.
HA! Chikan=train groper and yeah I would avoid any Japanese women on the train at all costs. But now they have an all women train car, so no worries about mean ol' sukebe salary men and gaijin getting to them lol.
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