Wednesday, November 19th 2008
The Perfect Gift For John Travolta
I have so many questions about these moob holders from Japan. They have obviously been watching "Seinfeld." It's The Bro!
First of all, the dude in the ad doesn't even want to wear one. He's covering his chesticles in fear. Second of all, this is a fetish thing, right? Third of all, these are basically just women's bras put on manly mannequins. Fourth of all, I really, really love the Japanese.
This shit is almost better than The Manpon!
VIA Gizmodo
Thanks Sean
Satin and pink!
crazy
Submitted by JaneDoe on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:34am.
I just wanted to tell dot that I wub your avvie :D
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Aww. *smoochers* Love yours too! CUTEEEEEEE!!!!!!! :)
Submitted by Toonkinstein on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 12:28pm.
The "Bro"...I hope the under wire pokes out and stabs your moob and the elastic chafes ...
Sweet revenge for all women!
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Amen to dat, sista!
The "Bro"...I hope the under wire pokes out and stabs your moob and the elastic chafes ...
Sweet revenge for all women!
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Why be difficult when I do a double take at being impossible!
Man's bra? Mantis are way more sexay:
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Men in bras. P'shaw! Eddie did that a decade ago.
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I just wanted to tell dot that I wub your avvie :D
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:35am.
That would require a MAJOR tuck job and some Alabama Chrome aka Duct Tape. AHAHAHAHA!☺
I'm alone again aren't I?
No aussies even?
Sailor Moon fuckery: http://item.rakuten.co.jp/wishroom/c/0000000130/
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So... for these panties with a dick holder - where would the scrotum go?
http://item.rakuten.co.jp/wishroom/8988/
There's a strap thingy in the way.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:09am.
Are these available in a pushup?
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are you going for clevage ala pearls pic or do you want to lift and seperate?
"the bigger the better,
the tighter the sweater,
we must!
we must!..."
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http://item.rakuten.co.jp/wishroom/700086/
These are ridiculous! who ever heard of putting a bow on a cats tail.
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I found the website. The days of the week on the calendar are Moon, Fire, Water, Tree,...(translated into English). Interesting...
Submitted by Upskt Celebs on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:37am.
So the question is: who gets the profits - Seinfeld, NBC, Kramer?
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Feel that tingly itch on your scalp?
Dandruff!
Need I expound?
So the question is: who gets the profits - Seinfeld, NBC, Kramer?
Submitted by Diego on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 12:10am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:55pm.
They know how to treat younger men too. Moobs aside. I can't really think of anything to say about manties. You know. Except . . . why?
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My bf loved the feeling of satiny lacy granny manites across his his junk, good times <3
Submitted by thetranslator on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 12:51am.
I found the best manties ever: http://item.rakuten.co.jp/wishroom/8992/
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OMG they're HAAAWT !
but I don't think I could EVER talk the bf into those, not with the best ganja & vodka in the world!
Are these available in a pushup?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
and I may have ordered one or two for the bf -- maaaybe! And maybe he wore a pair while under the influence, buthe's blocked that memory XD
In general, men have larger ribcage widths so I would think they probaly need larger bra band sizes than typical sizes for females. I'm sure trannies are experts at that kind of stuff.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:49pm.
thanks pearl!
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hahaa! pleasure's all mine ;D
http://item.rakuten.co.jp/wishroom/8988/ !!!
the duck and kitty bloomers are super cute! plus they look slimming. this website is seriously so fun to look through.
I got these knitted duck bloomers for my wife last Xmas. She loves em! And I: Grrrrrr.
http://item.rakuten.co.jp/wishroom/700085/
I found the best manties ever: http://item.rakuten.co.jp/wishroom/8992/
The makers figure there are those who have moobs, trannies and those men who just enjoy wearing them every now and then.
Gay is not bad.
Fuck
wow TITS, you're right, those are some classy shiny manties! i should get a pair for my BF.
thanks DeeDee, I think my translations are pretty crappy because I can't make it sound right in english, but then again it's probably funnier this way.
P.S.--next to the picture of the white guy in a tank top throwing his head back in ecstasy, it says: "Men want to know how women feel! I want to brace myself up! [?] My body is that of a man but...my feelings are that of a girlish boy! I want to remember gentle feelings. I want support for my chest! There are probably various reasons, but the thing that I want to be most valued is gentleness."
Translator, I wish I had your HWAT translation skills. ♥
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
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Submitted by thetranslator on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 12:21am.
Somehow, I'm skeptical about everything you said.
Translator!!! Wow.
The last bit on that page has mens panties! They are way nicer than manties.
Second row, first pic. Scary!
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Submitted by thetranslator on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 12:21am.
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Fuck you, bitch! I'm holding out for the "grape smuggler?" trunks. Oh you knowwwwwwwwwwwww what I mean.
I smell grapes. Hmm. Anyone?
http://item.rakuten.co.jp/wishroom/8988/
I can't decide if I love Japan or if they terrify me.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
., I assure you, this tardation is very, very serious. People, I have good news: you can order the men's premier brassiere from outside Japan!! Just use the following link:
http://item.rakuten.co.jp/wishroom/mensbra/
I use this rakuten site to order other, non-bro stuff sometimes, they have all kinds of crap. Even if you don't want to order the bra, just click the link to look at the picture of the caucasian guy. It's way funnier than the one MK posted!
And the best part? A bunch of the bras are already sold out!
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 12:17am.
Haha! I haven't heard that in years.
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Well, I'm an old 'hobag'...next I'll be offering you a 'lid' and smokin' da peace pipe. lol
hahahahaha Sheeps.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
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Submitted by . on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 12:12am.
Oh come the fuck on?
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Haha! I haven't heard that in years.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 12:11am.
Surprisingly, they were happy to overlook the pink, underwired, A-cup bra. He just wasn't packing spicy-tuna-handroll size, if you know what I'm saying.
Oh come the fuck on? Is anyone REALLY taking this tardation seriously?
If so?
MK just pwnd us all.
LOL Sheeps. I'm sure it was the sad face and not the vienna sausage he was sporting.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:55pm.
They know how to treat younger men too. Moobs aside. I can't really think of anything to say about manties. You know. Except . . . why? Nearly everyone I know hates the idea of any kind of underwear. Even the women. Maybe I just know sluts, but still.
The idea of pushup boxers is a terrible one. Too many people already lie about that and it only leads to bitterness and disappointment at 4am. Plus, it kills any buzz you have left.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
I'll reconsider this if i ever date a samoan.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 12:00am.
I wonder if he scores lots of ladies with that face?
I actually met this guy in Saitama. He's a Swede. He said the girls come on to him all the time--blond "gaijin" and all--but they run away when he starts to undress. I tole him it was probably his haircut or his sour puss.
Ahhhhh, I see Sheeps. I like his forelorn moobie look. I wonder if he scores lots of ladies with that face?
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Hahahaha retirement manties. I knew I shoulda bought those for my dad.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:24pm.
You dint axe me but I like it. It's a week or so early, but what the hey.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:51pm.
Question: If this is a Japanese ad, why the white dude circa 1990?
*waving hand annoyingly* They loves em the foreign white people--blonds esply. I bet they just used a stock photo.