Wednesday, November 19th 2008

I Forgot About Those Things

I feel like it's been a while since Posh brought her medicine ball chichis out to play. They look harder than ever! Her steel ball chichis are two dangerous weapons.

When Posh accidentally bumps into the shower door in her bathroom, the whole things shatters. She walks into a wall and leaves a huge hole in the sheet rock. She hugs one of her boys and he gets the wind knocked out of him. Becks tried to titty fuck her once and he ended up in the ER with a broken boner. Her dress straps broke shortly after these pictures were taken.

Don't ask me how her twig ass walks with those rock hard titties. Her spine must be made out of Tungsten.

Posted by: Michael K


Green Is Good's picture

No wonder Becks fucks other women on the side. Posh is BEYOND high maintenance. He probably has to tell her every five minutes how pretty she is. And buy her expensive jewelry.

Fake-looking bolted on tits on a corpse-like frame, and a piggy snout are always such a turn on.

Zappy's picture

I don't capeesh this at all. These celeborexics all have to be skinny and then they don't have boobs or butts...so they get these overly inflated boobules with a space in between um...Real boobs have no space they just squish naturally. Her boobs look painful. And why don't they ever show her from behind? Is it because she has a concave ass?

lizzieb's picture

A) Brits do not fancy her, she is a national joke.
B) How she expects us to think they are real is a mystery up there with how she 'wrote' a book when she claims never to have read one and her ano body getting pregnant the second the Miss Loos story broke.
C) I wonder if we are being unfair and she is just taking Knox and Viv out for some air?

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angel_i's picture

Are we certain that she's not a squish and pad girl? It would make sense why they look so hard...♥ ThreadKilla!
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Lola-Banana's picture

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Lola-Banana's picture

Question:

Why do celebrities go out to 'eat', when clearly, they don't!???

Lie-Lo's picture

Sickitten - the British don't fancy her, I don't think anyone actually fancies her! I can't believe she still pretends her boobs are real after all these years. She's utterly pathetic

Poshteet! I choose you!

gotta catch em all.

Incognito's picture

I love how Rihanna got the Posh and now Posh is rockin the Rihanna.

The result is soon enough these two bitches will be the world's first bald fashion icons!

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TITS's picture

I agree she doesn't look happy but she rarely does
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She has said that she thinks she looks ugly when she smiles.

Saw her laughing and smiling once on a Ali G show - complete transformation. Not ugly, better looking in fact.

Her problems are between the ears.

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For what little it's worth, we used to see Posh each week come into our building in West L.A. to spend an hour at an eating-disorder clinic. We haven't seen her in over three months.

I agree she doesn't look happy but she rarely does--even with kids in tow.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:34pm.

Ricki, did you take a nice pill? I took one of those once and had to have my stomach pumped...Be careful...;-)
No, I agree with you, re: we...Sometimes you got to Kayne it up and be the spokesbitch for your peeps...(joking...don't let the nice pill wear off...and don't take too much of that shit either...it's EVIL I say... EEEEVIL...)

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TL, Ricki promised me something (under a dif username) and he's stuck to it and I can't help but love him for sticking to his word. Don't hate on him for giving me a bit of leeway, I'm more than happy to be proven wrong in any sitch and being wrong in certain instances doesn't make me wrong all the time just as it doesn't make YOU right all the time. I'd rather be enlightened and learn something new and lick a wound rather than chew off mu own limb to try and prove that a wrong is right. I'm very comfortable being in the middle of the road [much to the chagrin of my husband and his ilk].

louise_brooks's picture

That dress is not good. It looks like she forgot to put her dress over her girdle.

She is rich and famous, has a rich, famous, and good looking husband, lots of money and three beautiful boys....Why then she ALWAYS looks so miserable? The bitch does not even smile!

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:07pm.

We are drinking large quantities of Jack Daniels on the rocks. I needed it to wash down the Lortabs. I was in pain, but I aint now!

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Snowblood's picture

I love those shoes she's got on. Actually, titanium titties aside, Posh looks really good in these 4 pictures. I wish I knew more about her personality and character.

TITS's picture

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:57pm.

Words that come to mind when viewing pictures of Posh:
Irrelevant.
Usless.
Vapid.
Smug.
Disposable.
Cunt.
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I'd only add poor role model

What are we drinking?

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Green Is Good's picture

Sorry Sluts! 2X post.

Green Is Good's picture

For all of Beck's money, his wife has the worst boob job money ever had the embarrassment of paying for.

I assume Beck's mistresses can afford a better surgeon.

Mr. Mercury's picture

Words that come to mind when viewing pictures of Posh:
Irrelevant.
Usless.
Vapid.
Smug.
Disposable.
Cunt.

I've been drinking after a visit to the dentist so my filters are in "off" mode. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it soon as I get a refill here. Drinks for all my malajusted dlisted pals!

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Aunt Bea's picture

She's an anorexic pigface

Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:37pm.

Just because the British fancy her doesn't mean Americans and the rest of the world should.
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apparently the Brits also adore Jordan.
*shrugging*

SICKITTEN's picture

Just because the British fancy her doesn't mean Americans and the rest of the world should.

To quote the writer of this blog, "you could have a face like a foot and be a celebrity in Britian".

Posh/Spice should just stay over there with Helen Mirren and that other horse-riding twat. On this side of the pond you're gonna have to be a smidge better.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

What's with her hair? It looks like Brooklyn or Cruz or Romeo styled it.
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kikichanelconspiracy's picture

I covet her entire outfit. Particularly the dress.

MK, i don't know what to say. you've been on a role (that's my britney spelling) lately. i've been laughing at your posts all day. you're my hero. you are awesome.

Albatross's picture

Fucking hideous.

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madam ex's picture

Those shoes are fucking outrageously fabulous. Damn to be rich and skinny.

Otter Pop's picture

I'm liking the wrist tattoo, but the rock hard tittays need to go.

TITS's picture

Hey Tigerflower - thought of you last night when I was making this avatar. I tried but couldn't find a pic of a white tiger snarling with it's mouth open. Are you kinder and gentler than those ginger 'gers?

And will you be going to britneys circus?

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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Croquet balls.

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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:23pm.
"Submitted by . on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:08pm.

Who's "WE"?

Yaknow. I love gays [in fact I wouldn't mind being one if I weren't hetero lol]. But all this "We this" and "We that" gets me thinking you are just as bad as the people who hate Black folk or Mexican folks or White folk? What gives? If you want to be "in the mix" doesn't that mean not separating yourself but INCORPORATING yourself? *sigh*"

No, I did not mean the gays (although yes, she is a gay icon). Rather, I meant the Royal 'we' lol. (I understand what you are saying...but we are already incorporated. Are we living in huts outside of town limits? lol...I don't see a problem with recognizing that people are different, as long as you don't get too ridiculous with it.)
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Ricki, did you take a nice pill? I took one of those once and had to have my stomach pumped...Be careful...;-)
No, I agree with you, re: we...Sometimes you got to Kayne it up and be the spokesbitch for your peeps...(joking...don't let the nice pill wear off...and don't take too much of that shit either...it's EVIL I say... EEEEVIL...)

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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:23pm.

My bad. Thank you for politely correcting me. I kinda jumped the shark there eh?

Subject: I've never thought Posh was cute or pretty or *gasp* 'beautiful' but she has taste and taste she can actually pull off.

Ahhhhhh to be a size -0 again. NOT.

I like to eat and plus, I look cute with natural boobs. lol

ricki lake's picture

"Submitted by . on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:08pm.

Who's "WE"?

Yaknow. I love gays [in fact I wouldn't mind being one if I weren't hetero lol]. But all this "We this" and "We that" gets me thinking you are just as bad as the people who hate Black folk or Mexican folks or White folk? What gives? If you want to be "in the mix" doesn't that mean not separating yourself but INCORPORATING yourself? *sigh*"

No, I did not mean the gays (although yes, she is a gay icon). Rather, I meant the Royal 'we' lol. (I understand what you are saying...but we are already incorporated. Are we living in huts outside of town limits? lol...I don't see a problem with recognizing that people are different, as long as you don't get too ridiculous with it.)

NovaNightly's picture

She looks uber sad. I suppose I would too if a cheeseburger had never crossed my lips. Poor Posh...it must be miserable to not be able to eat REAL food.

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ricki lake's picture

Say what you will about this robot toothpick, she inspires some rabid fervor from the gays. I went to the Spice Girls reunion tour on Long Island in February (in a sold-out arena, no less) and during the show each of the Spice Girls separately performed the biggest hit of their solo careers...except Posh, poor dear, who did not have a single solo hit. So instead, she did a little vampy catwalk down the stage. It was, by far, the biggest applause of the night, including the end of the concert. It was joyful, deafening, and almost awe-inspiring. The word is tres overused, but this hooker ho truly is fierce.

soulflower's picture

Broomstick in Knickers.

If you can't get on the catwalk use the sidewalk as a runway.

At least those water balloons don't look like Jordan's.

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LOVE ANDERSON's picture

I actually like the dress and she broke it.

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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 6:51pm.

Posh and her tangerine boobies can do no wrong. We love her/them.
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Who's "WE"?

Yaknow. I love gays [in fact I wouldn't mind being one if I weren't hetero lol]. But all this "We this" and "We that" gets me thinking you are just as bad as the people who hate Black folk or Mexican folks or White folk? What gives? If you want to be "in the mix" doesn't that mean not separating yourself but INCORPORATING yourself? *sigh*

say what you will but I think she looks great here and there's nothing wrong with skinny Nigella Lawson proves that!

identical front:)

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Tigerlilly's picture

You know, Posh without her rock hard concrete road divider wonky tits is just not the full Posh...It's like Wonky McValtrex without her lazy eye, or the Crackie of Camden without a coke booger...It's all just so wrong, it's right...know whatimean Verne?

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ricki lake's picture

Posh and her tangerine boobies can do no wrong. We love her/them.

RazzleDazzleMe's picture

OK.. I'm all with the Posh hate.

But dang.. she's been looking really sad lately.. both physically and spiritually. I can't hate on her too much because I'm actually starting to feel a bit sorry for her.

Then again, Posh.. seriously girlfriend.. eat a sandwich.

Im a Princess's picture

I am strangely fascinated by her and I'm not sure why.

I love this post! Move over Chuck Norris Facts, now we've got Posh's Boobs Facts!

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OMG!!! @paris herpes .. are you the same darling i just saw eating a popcorn on a piano!? :)

as for mrs. beckham - looks good - this is how someone with boat loads of money should look ..

Happy Hour's picture

wow they look sooo identical... hmm

there is a tightroooOOOoope between u and me

GossipGrrl - uh, I take it you don't come here too often then?!? That was quite sweet for MK. Are you just a shameless spammer?

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