Jennifer Garner Has A Crazy Stalker
Some dude with crazy running through his veins has been stalking and harassing Jennifer Garner since 2002. It's gotten so bad that Jennifer is afraid for the safety of herself and her family. She already has a restraining order against him, but her lawyers will go into court tomorrow and ask a judge to make it permanent.
TMZ got a hold of some documents that state her stalker Steven Burky follows her around the country, sends her creepy love letters and writes about her on the Internet. He once showed up on her front door and said, "God has sent him a vision of her being persecuted in some manner that may result in her death."
Jennifer said in the papers, "I now fear not only for my personal safety, but also for the safety and well-being of those that I love and care about most, including my husband and daughter. Also, I am currently pregnant and fear for the safety of my second child once born."
The LAPD is involved in the case. Sources tell TMZ that Seven Burky is currently under a 5150 psychiatric hold.
Jennifer Garner is one of the few boring oatmeal people that I actually don't mind. It's weird. Whenever I watch her in interviews, I try to say something bitchy, but the words don't come out of my mouth! And when I see her smile, I smile and that just makes me want to go take an Epsom salt bath.
Because I do like Jennifer Garner, I will do her a favor and legally change my name to "Jennifer Garner." We can trick her stalker into thinking I'm the real Jennifer Garner, so he can leave her alone for good. He's crazy. He won't know the difference. He's also kind of hot. Well, he is! Although, he will have to change the tone of his love letters. I just read a few of them on TMZ and he's going to need to write less about "visions" and more about dirty sexy things.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 6:55pm.
@ Lory:
oh god! That's why I have NO children. LOVE my nieces but I love it even more that I'm not the one having to crawl out of bed to make sure they're up ready for school. I've never quite mastered getting MYSELF up and ready for the big bad world correctly!
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That's what husbands and baby daddies were invented love... Don't worry, you'll learn soon...
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The fugly Alias slut
Should keep her fucking mouth shut.
With love and with care
Steve pulled back her hair
And cut off her head with one cut!
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 6:53pm.
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Ricki, I miss your pertinent poetry [not blowing hot air up your knickers but you can write some pretty amazing shit]. I agree that Jen is a hasb, and that's why I submit to you:
She purchased her stalker for hire.
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@ Lory:
oh god! That's why I have NO children. LOVE my nieces but I love it even more that I'm not the one having to crawl out of bed to make sure they're up ready for school. I've never quite mastered getting MYSELF up and ready for the big bad world correctly!
Whoa. Her stalker is way cuter than she is. I also think she is annoying as hell, and seems like she is probably a little retarded. You know your career is in trouble when:
A. You're stalker sucks less at life than you do
B. You are from West Virginia
C. Your last movie was Catch and Release
Yes, yes. It was D. All of the above!
Why do you think I had a child in the first place? Now I never have to get up. I have someone to fetch me the remote and open the door for the pizza guy when daddy's not here. Luxury!
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Submitted by gia on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 6:34pm.
everyone says she is so sweet & hard to hate, but when i look at her all i see is boring "bitch" under all the sweet dimples & smiling eyes. like i bet she doesnt let ben do anything fun.
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According to some other sites she´s having a room decorated as a poker suite for Ben which I think in most men´s mind would make her a pretty cool wife.
‘When it's done, Ben's poker room is expected to look just like a private high-roller suite at the ‘Bellagio’ hotel in Las Vegas, which is where he likes to play.’
haha yeah, he definitely looks like her; she may be stalking herself in another personality ehe
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Peaches,
Do you ever wonder if some *cough-cough* celebs even HIRE their own 'stalkers'? Talk about "meeeee and my shadowwwwwwww." I'm dyin'! hahahaha
*makes serious face*
Yeah, yeah, stalkers are NO laughing matter but the idea of someone purchasing their own stalker has me in stitches now. No publicity is BAD publicity right? bahahahahahaha
@ peaches:
oh wow! Of all people, Colin Farrell never would have crossed my mind having a hater-stalker.
-- HEY wasn't that the chick who leaked that sex video of him? If it is, I guess she technically doesn't qualify as a stalker, just a jilted goldigga.
everyone says she is so sweet & hard to hate, but when i look at her all i see is boring "bitch" under all the sweet dimples & smiling eyes. like i bet she doesnt let ben do anything fun. i dont know why, but i am suspicious of her. in that pic her stalker looks like he could be her brother...really now, if she is so dull, imagine how dull the stalker has to be to want to stalk her.
Submitted by Lory on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 6:20pm.
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LMAO! We h8ers are laaaazy muthufuckas! I can't be bothered sending nastay letters to celebs and such, when I got better things to do, like look up butt plugs and fleshlights on Google images, you know, to stay on topic with MK ;D
Now this is when a celebrity actually DOES need a bodyguard! Other than these instances, celebrities who walk around with bodyguards are just displaying narcissum to me! And people notice a celebrity more if they walk around with a bodyguard or a bunch of bodyguards at that! Oh btw, Colin Farrell had a hater stalker! Some woman who was trying to blackmail him or something.
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Now this is when a celebrity actually DOES need a bodyguard! Other than these instances, celebrities who walk around with bodyguards are just displaying narcissum to me! And people notice a celebrity more if they walk around with a bodyguard or a bunch of bodyguards at that! Oh btw, Colin Farrell had a hater stalker! Some woman who was trying to blackmail him or something.
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Submitted by Leona on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 6:23pm.
You're a very cool chick. Thanks for having a sense of humor. :-)
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DAE has always been good people here. She's been going through some very tough times (as many of us are) and she's still one of the sweetest, most honest folk here. -And, she's a 'realist'...she doesn't put her admiration on such a high pedestal that the object of her affection can so easily fall off of.
There are people who 'idolize' and people who 'admire' and I'd classify DAE as an admirer (but, she can correct me if I'm wrong). ;)
Word! As much as I try, I can't find anything annoying enough about Garner to make me wanna choke a squirrel. I blame it on her sincere smile. Bitch!
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You're a very cool chick. Thanks for having a sense of humor. :-)
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 6:10pm.
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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)
It´s not possible to hate on Jennifer Garner, she seems like a really sweet down to earth kind of girl and such a devoted mother. God what a relief it must have been for Ben Affleck hooking up with her after having been with that high maintenance diva JLo...
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 6:05pm.
DAMN. Thought I'd thought of another hater-stalker but she, too, is a lover-stalker really! That chick that went after whats-his-face from that monster truck-car show who's with Sandra Bullock. IIRC stalker bitch had the hots for Sandra Bullock and wanted to beat down whats-it -- SHIT my memory is SHIT today :/
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Well, that's further proof that we won't see any dlister on TMZ being dragged from their pubes to jail for stalking... We is h8rs in here, and we do not allow any COB (compulsive adoring behaviour) *licks Alan Rickman's poster for the 20th time today* Right? RIGHT?
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@ Lory: exactly ;D here is Mr. Bullock all cleaned up:
http://www.ecorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/bullockjames.jpg
And the only hater-stalkers I can think of all stalked political figures, which is pretty interesting, and frightening.
M.E. on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 6:12pm.
*avoids eye contact with everyone*
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Heeeheeeheee, M.E. no worries. What happends in the clink, stays in the clink. Thats my motto. Good times. Besides we are mommies now in the witness protection program.
Jennifer Garner is being stalked by Ryan Phillipe!
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"It takes more energy to frown than it does to smile."
"Yeah, it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?"
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:53pm.
Who has not been in a 5150 psychiatric hold?
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@ Leona,
Me and Christina have an understanding...
We do, we understand each other. We're like, the same person. It's great, she's great, we'e great.
*grins like a lunatic, rocks back and forth in padded cell*
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@ Pearl hahahahaha pussy blocker! And yes, he does clean up quite well.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Now here's one area where I sympathize with celebs. I hope they stop the stalker...or at least get his dosage right.
. on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:57pm.
*Conspicuously darts eyes.*
I do kinda miss the genuine leather restraints. *sniffle*
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Heeeeheeeeheeeee.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 6:04pm.
@ Pearl
Jesse James, they motorcycle building guy right?
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yup! He cleans up pretty hotly, too, hmmm.
@Cooca--
I'll say it again, no one wants a frozen turd. That do not feel good.
Get you somebody's petrified constipated leavings. At least that would be room temp, or more.
Jussayin.
Hmmm. Dinner time. Nice.
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Submitted by la coocaracha on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:53pm.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:53pm.
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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)
DAMN. Thought I'd thought of another hater-stalker but she, too, is a lover-stalker really! That chick that went after whats-his-face from that monster truck-car show who's with Sandra Bullock. IIRC stalker bitch had the hots for Sandra Bullock and wanted to beat down whats-it -- SHIT my memory is SHIT today :/
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ah here it is, Jesse James is the stalker's pussy-blocker:
http://uk.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUKTRE4AD05M20081114
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islandgirl on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:57pm.
Haha, zomay... I'm in one RIGHT NOW!! I had to bribe one of the guards with sexual favours to get some 'puter times. :-)
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Is your guard's name Marge? Cause I know her. :)
@ Pearl
Jesse James, they motorcycle building guy right?
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:56pm.
Submitted by Lory on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:50pm.
Thats impossible. Branglina's fans can barely right a correct and proper sentence let alone know how to use anything that isn't a spork.
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LOL! Tru dat. But you're forgetting they can wiki like champs, so maybe they can figure their way out of their mums' basement... Or the Coors light box they call home.
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He soooooo looks like her!
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
He sort of resembles her.
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Submitted by AttentionWhore on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:57pm.
Brass Balls.. haha.. I know my avie is a bit scawwwy.
I wondered if perhaps you had been indulging in a little "tea-bagging" with this guy:
http://i462.photobucket.com/albums/qq344/ovhany/crazyteeth.jpg
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OMG. That guy is HAWT! *fans self*
Submitted by . on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:50pm.
People who 'stalk' are usually obsessed to the point of such a fairytale UNreality or such HATEtred or such VENGEance that the only thing that will stop them is:
A. Getting caught and jailed
B. Seeking help on their own <---unlikely
C. Finding someone else to obsess over [yay]
D. Suicide or Homicide
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In a celb stalk situation....the stalker is just plain crazy, but in other situations where you were in a relationship with the person and they played tiddley winks with your heart to the point that they snap.....thats a whole nother ball game.....dosent explain it, there are just differences...
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:53pm.
Who has not been in a 5150 psychiatric hold?
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*Conspicuously darts eyes.*
I do kinda miss the genuine leather restraints. *sniffle*
Brass Balls.. haha.. I know my avie is a bit scawwwy.
I wondered if perhaps you had been indulging in a little "tea-bagging" with this guy:
http://i462.photobucket.com/albums/qq344/ovhany/crazyteeth.jpg
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:53pm.
Who has not been in a 5150 psychiatric hold?
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Haha, zomay... I'm in one RIGHT NOW!! I had to bribe one of the guards with sexual favours to get some 'puter times. :-)
Just thought of one "hater" stalker, but as I started typing realized it was cock-blocking hate -- or in this case, pussy-blocking hate. Catherine Zeta-Jones hater-stalker, who was actually obsessed with Michael Douglas and believed him to be her baby's daddy or something like that, can't bother to google those fools.
Submitted by Lory on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:50pm.
Thats impossible. Branglina's fans can barely right a correct and proper sentence let alone know how to use anything that isn't a spork.
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
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Submitted by Leona on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:45pm.
If there are any Cold Ones here, don't you think the stalker looks like Bella from the Twilight movie trailers?
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Ummm
no.
Not even the slightest bit....but Jenny looks like the type who likes ice cold peen like Bella aparently does. I wonder if her stalker ever got ahold of her if he'd space dock her with an ice cold turn in an attempt to be like Edward Cullen.
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
Submitted by AttentionWhore on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:50pm.
"Attention Whore - is your avvie one of the ghouls from "Ghoulies?"
How dare you!! That is my firstborn child with Satan... he's beautiful!!! *runs away crying*
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Sorry bitch!
He's umm....err.....EVIL!
*giggles nervously*
Submitted by Lory on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:50pm.
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OMG for real! Checked out Just Jared last week because it's so highly recommended by y'all haha! And sweetjeeeeezus, that's like an erotomaniac convention right there, ick.
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JUST ONE OF THE SAME FUCKED UP BUNCH POSTING AT ALL HOURS.
Hillary Swank is stalking Jen Garner?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
"Attention Whore - is your avvie one of the ghouls from "Ghoulies?"
How dare you!! That is my firstborn child with Satan... he's beautiful!!! *runs away crying*
The sigs' a direct copy-and-paste from Creemy; I just added "Just one of" for grammar nazis' sakes.
I'd love Creemy to make an appearance to thank him/her but I'm sure he/she's busy researching Beyonce's tour itinerary for hotels to crash.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:40pm.
One thing about stalkers that always makes me wonder, especially after reading the whacked-out ramblings of fans on this site and others, is that they usually looooove or begin with boundary-less love for a celeb. I don't see too many "haters" bothering to stalk their celeb hate-ees. And when the stalkers do turn into haters of the stalked celeb, it's because they finally realized the celeb wanted nothing to do with them and they snapped.
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That is why celebs should be more preoccupied about her fans and less about their "haters". An example of stalking at its finest is the situation with the Jolie-Pitts. If you take a look at their adoring *cough obsessed cough* fans, one would think they should build an arch and never touch land again. John Lennon anyone? _______________________________________________
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