Suri Cruise Named "Hottest Celebrity Tot"
And that's exactly what Suri Cruise thinks of this shit! Forbes.com came out with their second annual "Hollywood's 10 Hottest Tots" list and Suri came out on top. I think Pedo Bear co-sponsored this shit. I mean, "hottest"? Maybe they are referring to the fact that Suri's never wearing a jacket, so she must be hot literally. Unfortunately, that's not what they mean.
Forbes came up with their list by looking at each celebrity kid and how much media attention they get. Suri beat out all the Jolie-Pitt messiahs, because she was in more magazines and blogs than them. Only 3 out of the ten thousand Brangelina deities made the list: Shiloh, Pax and Zahara. Forbes will probably be shut down by the "powers above" next week for not including Brangelina's golden twins on that list.
Here's the Top 10:
1. Suri Cruise (daughter of Katie Holmes andChris KleinTommy Girl)
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (you know who her parents are)
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt (see above)
4. Pax Jolie-Pitt (see above)
5. Sam Alexis-Woods (daughter of Tiger Woods)
6. Cruz Beckham (son of Posh & Becks)
7. Matilda Rose Ledger (daughter of Michelle Williams & Heath Ledger)
8. David Banda (son of Vadge & Guy Ritchie)
9. SPF (son of Brit Brit & KFed)
10. Sam Sheen (daughter of Denise Richards & Charlie Sheen)
I can't wait for Forbes annual Sexiest Celebrity Fetuses list!
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HA! this pic is classic :D
Is this Photoshopped? Something tells me it might be... if not, it's *brilliant*.
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Aww, Matilda Ledger. She will always have a place in my heart, just like her daddy. :)
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What in all of God's green goodness could be the point of this list?? Leave the kids out of this kinda shit.
But, since MK mentioned it, Emo-Baby-On-Strike-Wentz is clearly the hottest fetus. She's bringing attitude back to gestation!
Um, Sam Alexis-Woods?
Sam Sheen?
Who ever talks about these kids?
I didn't even know Charlie Sheens' daughter's name. I just knew his kids always look grumpy.
Maddox was left out of the list?! That's all sorts of wrong.
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 3:38pm.
first of all-- I dont remember ever reading about tiger woods daughter..ever!
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It happened. For reals. The only reason I know about cuz of my D.H. watching frickin golf! if its not basketball, baseball, football, the olympics, or the tennis open (ANYWHERE), then its golf.
Here's a link to the deal - and you know its for reals cuz its in PEEEEEEOOPPUUUUUUULLLLl!!!
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20042990,00.html
I didn't know Jimmy Boca worked for Forbes!! :P
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that pic is hilarious. Suri is a cutie.
Wait, maybe I'm reading this wrong but, I think Forbes means "hot" as in popularity?
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So I guess Diddy wasn't wrong for parading his semi naked daughters in that magazine
Why is it that JJ Spears-Federline is never in the top "hottest" babies? He's my fave.
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Soooooooo...Shiloh, Pax and Zahara are hot, but Maddox isn't?
How rude.
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I'm not even close to being a mom but I know I'd be super pissed off if someone included my kid in a "hottest babies" poll. What the hell is wrong with the people who decide to include shit like this in FORBES?
Second, the messiah twins are still being hidden and fed so they can grow big and strong enough for mommy and daddy to start whoring them around.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
She's a doll. I hope the Whackos don't brainwash her.
oh sixth of all I love Suri even more now lol ...I wonder who tought her that ..for some reason I cant picture her having any interaction with funny humans
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That was not a smart thing for Forbes to do.
Lindbergh....just sayin'
I wish people would not say kids are 'hot' it's just unseemly. Still thanks be that Brange is not top- we might get away with under 200 posts.
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where are Diddy's twin playboy bunnies?
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first of all-- I dont remember ever reading about tiger woods daughter..ever!
second of all--What about Kingston ..he so effin cute
third of all--Why does this list even exist????
fourth of all--I spilled ketchup on my pants and it looks like Im on my rag =T
fifth of all--I might be slow but whats up with the whole Chris Klein references when it comes to katie/Suri? Please enlighten me
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Am I the only that doesn't get the appeal of Shiloh? She looks like a little boy. Anyway I bet the Jolie-Pitt kids will be major disappointments.
If I remember correctly everybody expected Sean Lennon to do great things, well, we all know how that turned out. Not that he isn't talented, hes got some nice songs.
Matilda is her fathers twin.
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Why don't they do a list of parents who look like they have one foot in the grave? Katie-Bot the Stepford Hag wins.
Pedobear is rubbing his hands together and drooling...
haha awesome piccie!
love a girl wiht an attitude!