Suri Cruise Named "Hottest Celebrity Tot"
And that's exactly what Suri Cruise thinks of this shit! Forbes.com came out with their second annual "Hollywood's 10 Hottest Tots" list and Suri came out on top. I think Pedo Bear co-sponsored this shit. I mean, "hottest"? Maybe they are referring to the fact that Suri's never wearing a jacket, so she must be hot literally. Unfortunately, that's not what they mean.
Forbes came up with their list by looking at each celebrity kid and how much media attention they get. Suri beat out all the Jolie-Pitt messiahs, because she was in more magazines and blogs than them. Only 3 out of the ten thousand Brangelina deities made the list: Shiloh, Pax and Zahara. Forbes will probably be shut down by the "powers above" next week for not including Brangelina's golden twins on that list.
Here's the Top 10:
1. Suri Cruise (daughter of Katie Holmes andChris KleinTommy Girl)
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (you know who her parents are)
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt (see above)
4. Pax Jolie-Pitt (see above)
5. Sam Alexis-Woods (daughter of Tiger Woods)
6. Cruz Beckham (son of Posh & Becks)
7. Matilda Rose Ledger (daughter of Michelle Williams & Heath Ledger)
8. David Banda (son of Vadge & Guy Ritchie)
9. SPF (son of Brit Brit & KFed)
10. Sam Sheen (daughter of Denise Richards & Charlie Sheen)
I can't wait for Forbes annual Sexiest Celebrity Fetuses list!
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DAMN! Just read this! HOTTEST!! Woohoo, hey pedos LOOK!
As a father of 6 i'm disgusted!!
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
Don't care don't care don't care. With the economy in the crapper, doesn't Forbes have other things to report on?
Has anyone considered that the word 'hot' has more than one meaning? It sounds to me they mean "hottest" in the sense of "most popular." Le duh. Please can the pedophile hysteria. Knowing words is fun.
Wait a fucking minute. Where is Maddox Jolie-Pitt? David Banda makes it, but not Maddox. That's some bullshit right there.
El B.,
I assume you are speaking soccer. In America, we call it Bananas and we are reluctant to play.
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"Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile."
"Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me the fuck alone?"
Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:12pm.
Jeffro- I found your young apprentice. :)
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NICE! I've always though Maddox was the coolest one of the Jolie bunch...clan...village...small city.
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
KD!
Avie upgrade!
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"Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile."
"Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me the fuck alone?"
That's a special FU to daddy from daddy's little girl...
Young children are NOT 'hot'!! They are 'cute', 'sweet', 'adorable'.
What a fucked up world we live in.
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hottest? how bout most used to appear straight? yes tommy girl i am talking about you.
I FUCKING AGREE, THESE PEOPLE NEED TO GET A FUCKING LIFE..THE ECONOMY IS SHIT, PEOPLE LOSING JOBS AND THEY THINK WE GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT THIS??? THE ONLY THING I WANT TO KNOW IS WHEN IS THAT UGLY OLD ASS BAG FUCKING GRAMMA LOOKING IDIOT KATIE HOLMES JUST GOING TO SHAVE ALL HER HAIR OFF!!
Jeffro- I found your young apprentice. :)
evil child, :> you know, she knows what that means LOL
Katie Holmes in this year's must see movie, 'Not Without My Daughter 2, Escape from Alien island'. In theaters Christmas Day.
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Sorry KD, that didn't sound like I meant it to. She strongly resembles my cousin, who coincidentally has Down's syndrome.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:04pm.
Sorry Jeffro, I just like pics wher celebs are making funny faces. Because I am known for making funny faces meself.
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Me too! True story...13 years ago I stole my wife right off another guy's arm when I stuck my tongue out at her when I caught her checkin me out! LOL Now I've got Chestica and the rest of these whores stealing my moves. LOL
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Salem!
That's the one! Thanks!
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"Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile."
"Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me the fuck alone?"
Why is she giving us the finger?
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 3:56pm
This one?
http://www.cracked.com/article_16605_8-most-obnoxious-internet-commenter...
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
What about Violet Affleck??? Or Kingston Rossdale?? They got totally robbed and OF COURSE Angelina's brood get several spots. :P
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Sorry Jeffro, I'm not into women, so the come hither faces they make just make me want to slap them. I just like pics wher celebs are making funny faces. Because I am known for making funny faces meself.
Next is the sexiest Teletubby list.
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Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 3:57pm.
Jeffro- sorry, would you like me to change it to butterflies or kittens, since you are oh so sensitive? *winks*
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LOL...nah, just something a little more 'come hither'
...as opposed to "c'mere motherfucker, I've got STD's that'll rock your world!"
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Ha, Mrs. G! I'm actually close to a stark opposite of the person in my avie. I just like to use people making funny faces, and unfortunately I haven't found many lately.
The funny thing is Katie has absolutely no idea Suri is giving the paps the bird. I bet Connor and isabell taught her the finger trick.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 3:56pm.
KD it's been days and your avie still scares the shit outta me.
Lol! I instantly like KD less because of that avie no offence KD lol I mean in my head I picture you looking like that and "you" piss me off..get me? lol
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Now we have a hot tot list? Sick and shallow, but it fits in with the rest of hollywood.
Hayley- It's just you. I see down's syndrome people at work pretty much every day. She fer sure doesn't look like one.
The source says it's kids under 5 so that explains why Maddox isn't on the list. The fact that it's the hottest little kids makes it that much creepier to me!
o lord
great pic
Hmm. Is it just me, or does Suri look like she has Down's Syndrome.
I fucking hate spoiled celebrity brat children. They'll all turn out to be worthless pieces of trash.
Suri's flicking us off! I love it!
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Jeffro- sorry, would you like me to change it to butterflies or kittens, since you are oh so sensitive? *winks*
And I agree kids shouldn't be on a HOT list.
What about most adorable, or most popular or cutest?
Pedo's!
Dumb name for a list. Besides everyone knows my daughter is the cutest 2 year old in this universe.
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Salem13!
Do you still have that link about the different types of internet posters?
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"Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile."
"Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me the fuck alone?"
What a fucking weird thing to do- making a list of "hot" celeb kids...Fucking Forbes Mag put it together?!?! That's not right.
This list is sooooo perverted! :(
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KD it's been days and your avie still scares the shit outta me.
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Mrs. Goseling - Chris Klein and Katie bot were together and even engaged for several years. It was right after she left Chris that her and Tommy were professing their love for eachother. Bonus for Tommy girl, she was already knocked up.
Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 3:39pm.
ITA. It's downright skeevy.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
OMG, I love this picture.
Reminds me of something that happened last weekend. I had friends over and their little girl was hauling around one of my fish stuffed animals and saying "Mom, look at the bitch, looook, it's a bitch!"
This is just stupid
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cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
there are new pics of Suri at x17 wearing a coat. she is adorable!!!
you know that is meant distinctly for Zahara.
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the look on Katie's face is as if they're at a bus station, she's saying "gimme 2 tickets to ANYWHERE BUT HERE!"
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Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 3:38pm.
Matilda is her fathers twin.
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I suppose Matilda was named for Australia's national anthem, "Waltzing Matilda." I think its one of the best songs EVAH. Certainly the best national anthem.
Tina Arena sings "Waltzing Matilda":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dVZo5a4_Ok
And why do i know the Australian national anthem??? Because of my D.H. and the dang Australian Open!! I do believe Andre Agassi took it that year. But I could be wrong
right atcha, jolie-pitts.
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Submitted by yucko on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 3:47pm.
you'd look grumpy all the time too if your mother was DR