Suri Cruise Named "Hottest Celebrity Tot"
And that's exactly what Suri Cruise thinks of this shit! Forbes.com came out with their second annual "Hollywood's 10 Hottest Tots" list and Suri came out on top. I think Pedo Bear co-sponsored this shit. I mean, "hottest"? Maybe they are referring to the fact that Suri's never wearing a jacket, so she must be hot literally. Unfortunately, that's not what they mean.
Forbes came up with their list by looking at each celebrity kid and how much media attention they get. Suri beat out all the Jolie-Pitt messiahs, because she was in more magazines and blogs than them. Only 3 out of the ten thousand Brangelina deities made the list: Shiloh, Pax and Zahara. Forbes will probably be shut down by the "powers above" next week for not including Brangelina's golden twins on that list.
Here's the Top 10:
1. Suri Cruise (daughter of Katie Holmes andChris KleinTommy Girl)
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (you know who her parents are)
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt (see above)
4. Pax Jolie-Pitt (see above)
5. Sam Alexis-Woods (daughter of Tiger Woods)
6. Cruz Beckham (son of Posh & Becks)
7. Matilda Rose Ledger (daughter of Michelle Williams & Heath Ledger)
8. David Banda (son of Vadge & Guy Ritchie)
9. SPF (son of Brit Brit & KFed)
10. Sam Sheen (daughter of Denise Richards & Charlie Sheen)
I can't wait for Forbes annual Sexiest Celebrity Fetuses list!
Thanks Heather
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:25pm.
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Thank you. I had to sit on my hands for that one. xox
It's Mariska Hargitay.
I know, I know, I'm not being a spelling Nazi, really.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
MARTISKA Hennisky(sp) baby is the cutest of all those baby on the listed
Halle Berry daughter is adorable
opps I thought they meant cutest babies
That's a great pic of Suri,probably what she does to Tommy everyday.I always heard it was Hubbard's frozen sperm that made Katie preggers and since Tommy is an OTV11 he was the obvious choice because of his fame.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Comment online about this article at Forbes:
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(mrs k, i really did send that email)
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:04pm.
Jeffro!
NO WAY! You know you are my fake guy on the side! El B was just lookin for some eggs and I wasn't using mine.
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That was the same fuckin story my 1st wife gave me!!! LMAO!
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Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:58pm
THE SKY IS FALLING, MEN ARE FUCKING PASTA JARS AND PARIS AND BENJI BROKE UP!!!!
BUT PLEEEEEASE TELL ME, ANYONE, DOES SHILOH WEAR PRADA OR DIOR?????
Yea, this shit is so useless, yet Forbes, an allegedly legit publication and it's Editor has been talking about the all the economic fuckery, puts this assanade out.
That means qualified educated people did the research to gather the data to make a list of celeb offspring and how much media exposure they garner.
Yes, my stocks in Irony Inc just went up 1,000 points.
Seriously now.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
The Star Economy
Hollywood's Hottest Tots
Lacey Rose and Lauren Streib, 11.10.08, 03:30 PM EST
In a sinking economy, expect to see more of the children of the stars. Here's why.
In Pictures: Hollywood's 10 Hottest Tots
With a growing need to generate magazine sales and Web traffic in a softening economy, media outlets are increasingly turning to stars that are both much-loved and highly reliable.
High on that list is Suri Cruise. The oft-photographed 2-year-old child of A-list couple Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, better known by their tabloid moniker TomKat, earned the top spot on Forbes' second annual list of the most influential celebrity tots.
In Pictures: The 10 Hottest Celebrity Tots
Video: A-List Kids
To determine which tykes were tops, we looked at both press clippings and Web presence for more than 50 A-list kiddies (5-years-old and younger) over the course of a year. Then, with a whittled down list, we reached out to Los Angeles, Calif.-based polling firm E-Poll Market Research for both awareness data for the kids and consumer appeal rankings for their celebrity parents.
"I think the public will always want to see these kids grow up," says Brad Elterman, co-founder of Buzz Foto. "It’s insatiable."
But as the economy heads toward what many predict is a recession, these adorable kids--and the desire to chronicle their upbringings--may become more important than ever. Simply put, fawning over celebrities and their picturesque families may be just the sort of distraction people need.
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Jeffro!
NO WAY! You know you are my fake guy on the side! El B was just lookin for some eggs and I wasn't using mine.
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"Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile."
"Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me the fuck alone?"
Why are we ignoring the fact that children just are total crap monsters in general?
Im keeeeeeeding
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:59pm.
I'm laffin' over here, babe
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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.
zomay!
"El B and Clarisse could you two get a room with a bed already"
Man! If I had a dollar for everytime I heard that, well, I would have made two dollars this week!!!! LMAO!!!
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"Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile."
"Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me the fuck alone?"
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:44pm.
El B and Clarisse could you two get a room with a bed already
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um ... yeah..
a BIG bed.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:58pm.
OH HELL YES!
READ EVERYTHING SHE JUST SAID!
FUCK THE MIND GAMES!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
To:
readers@forbes.com
Stop wasting my time with junk like this. Don't you have someone better to talk to? How about real people who are struggling to make ends meet. not high paid sluts.
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Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:23pm.
And yes people, chill out and read the whole post before jumping to pedo conclussions. It specifically states that hot is referring to media attention.
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which is no less fucked up and sick and perverted than hot meaning sexually attractive.
It's all bullshit. It's all a distraction.
They are filling our minds with CRAP like this, whose hollywood whore's brat gets the most media attention, then I am more likely to forget that the world's supply of drinking water is in jeapordy!!!!
The sky is falling and they want me to care about some snot-nosed rugrat with an overpriced wardrobe??
AS IF!!!!!!
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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.
suri is so adorable she makes katie and tom look haggard! no i swear, that's why miss thing gave us the finger in the pic, she is too good for forbes! she's gonna take over the world (just like Xenu has ordered, dammit!)...
Your face!
That is some seriously stupid shit...to call toddlers "hot." (Especially when you think of that tired, worn-out Parisism "That's hot.") The list must have been sent in by the pedophiles who troll the internet. Creepy.
Of course, Violet A. is #1 with us! Also, maybe Shiloh after that and Harlow Winter Kate Madden.
what, no violet affleck & her dimples people wont shut up about?? ugh...none of these kids are anything special, what an asinine list.
Down Syndrome
not
Down's Syndrome
sorry
I can't help myself
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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:44pm.
El B and Clarisse could you two get a room with a bed already Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh. Heeeeheeeeheeeeeee
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Clarisse, you two-timing mata-hari!!! LOL
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"Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!"
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I hope they make this their Christmas card.
Ranking chirren now. Forbes did this last year too, Shiloh won, right?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by KidL on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:32pm.
This has to be the dumbest list ever. What power do these kids have? Would most of us even care about them or find them "cute" if they had non-famous parents? I don't think so. . .
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Agree.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 3:38pm.
third of all--Why does this list even exist????
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EXACTLY, my dear. I am like, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
"Hollywood's 10 Hottest Tots"?!?!?!?!
Fucking Christ on a piece of matzo, will the fuckery ever end?
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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.
all that pimpin paid off I guess.....but in what way I don't know, since this list doesn't mean shit. Although they may have to put this kid to work, since her gravy train went from a 67 mil salary to 13 mil
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.''
El B and Clarisse could you two get a room with a bed already Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh. Heeeeheeeeheeeeeee
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LUVS IT! That's how I hope Suri grows up, right there, in that picture...
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I know what you mean but I don't think "hot" has to mean sexy. Sometimes it just means sought after, wanted... like a hot commodity? I don't know. But even without the sexy factor, it is a little uncomfortable, these kids being treated like commodities. As uncomfortable as that scene from that Shirley Temple movie where she serenades this old man and rubs all over him. And she saved a studio, didn't she?
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:36pm.
El B.,
I've never had a penguin biscuit...it's just an Eddie story from when he filmed at Bexhill, and figured you would know what they were =)
OH, and my eggs are all yours. I like mine scrambled with white toast on the side.
Now you HAVE to have a penguin bar! Eddie has i bet. All the kids his age probably ate them in the 70's!!!
I'll scramble your eggs wink wink...so corny!! :o)
Goodnight dear xxxxxxxx
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
Yeah =( u killed my joke
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El B.,
I've never had a penguin biscuit...it's just an Eddie story from when he filmed at Bexhill, and figured you would know what they were =)
OH, and my eggs are all yours. I like mine scrambled with white toast on the side.
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"Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile."
"Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me the fuck alone?"
So wrong on so many levels.
This has to be the dumbest list ever. What power do these kids have? Would most of us even care about them or find them "cute" if they had non-famous parents? I don't think so. . .
Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:29pm.
El B, you have SIX kids?? Are your initials AJ?
Hahaha, i said father of 6....fish! :o) No kids.Waiting for Clarisses eggs to come over to England next year!!
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
El B, you have SIX kids?? Are your initials AJ?
This has gone too far. The current ABA Journal has a list of the "Hot 100 Probate Attorneys." AARP Magazine has its "Hottest Sexagenarians."
Damn, wheres that gargantuan headed Sadie Sandler on the list?
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
SURI FOR HOT BIRD-FLIPPING SLUT OF THE DAY!
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:26pm.
El B!!
Aw El B! You know I luv you more than my luggage! I mean, I am going to stay at your place when I visit the UK next year!! Here, have a penguin biscuit!
*psst one more day!*
psst, i know! :o)
P-p-p-p-pick up a penguin! Hahahahaha, damn, havent had one for years!!
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
That tot sure knows how to give the finger...
El B!!
Aw El B! You know I luv you more than my luggage! I mean, I am going to stay at your place when I visit the UK next year!! Here, have a penguin biscuit!
*psst one more day!*
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"Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile."
"Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me the fuck alone?"
What about that cutie Violet Afflect? She's not only one of the happiest children in Hollyweirdland, but she's in always in the news online. She's cuter than those Jolie-Pitt kids that is for sure.
Chicken butt?
Ohhhh, Forbes is going to get so many complaints about this. This is the last we'll see of the Hottest Tots list. Or - maybe not. Could be that next it'll be the 10 Sexiest Teasers under 12.
Hey guys guess what!!!!!!!!
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I'm glad yous guys like my avie!
I think Maddox fell off the list because of his fascination with minor weaponry. I say so what. It's natural to want to shank a bitch, but it's not like we're going to do it.
And yes people, chill out and read the whole post before jumping to pedo conclussions. It specifically states that hot is referring to media attention.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:16pm.
Germany 0 England 1 Halftime!!! :o) Ok, i'll go! :o(
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What?!! We're WINNING a football match?! *dies of shock*
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:18pm.
El B.,
I assume you are speaking soccer. In America, we call it Bananas and we are reluctant to play.
Yes, i'm speaking Bananas! Reluctant schmeluctant!
Why are you being mean? Is it an Ohiohian way of expressing your love?
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in this usage, "hottest" means: most likely to have been stolen from Chris Klein and renamed Cruise.
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