Suri Cruise Named "Hottest Celebrity Tot"
And that's exactly what Suri Cruise thinks of this shit! Forbes.com came out with their second annual "Hollywood's 10 Hottest Tots" list and Suri came out on top. I think Pedo Bear co-sponsored this shit. I mean, "hottest"? Maybe they are referring to the fact that Suri's never wearing a jacket, so she must be hot literally. Unfortunately, that's not what they mean.
Forbes came up with their list by looking at each celebrity kid and how much media attention they get. Suri beat out all the Jolie-Pitt messiahs, because she was in more magazines and blogs than them. Only 3 out of the ten thousand Brangelina deities made the list: Shiloh, Pax and Zahara. Forbes will probably be shut down by the "powers above" next week for not including Brangelina's golden twins on that list.
Here's the Top 10:
1. Suri Cruise (daughter of Katie Holmes andChris KleinTommy Girl)
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (you know who her parents are)
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt (see above)
4. Pax Jolie-Pitt (see above)
5. Sam Alexis-Woods (daughter of Tiger Woods)
6. Cruz Beckham (son of Posh & Becks)
7. Matilda Rose Ledger (daughter of Michelle Williams & Heath Ledger)
8. David Banda (son of Vadge & Guy Ritchie)
9. SPF (son of Brit Brit & KFed)
10. Sam Sheen (daughter of Denise Richards & Charlie Sheen)
I can't wait for Forbes annual Sexiest Celebrity Fetuses list!
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Pathetic that those freaks parade her around for good publicity, and teach her to flip off the paps they use to make Tommy Girl seem less gay, and Katie less a matronly child breeder for money.
....... Can't believe Katie is so delusional that she can't see that her looks have changed... Girl wake up and smell the Scientology Shit!Girl you better recognize you're on a bullet train to fug hell!
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:20pm.
That's a great pic of Suri,probably what she does to Tommy everyday.I always heard it was Hubbard's frozen sperm that made Katie preggers and since Tommy is an OTV11 he was the obvious choice because of his fame.
Thanks so much for that BB. I now have to bleach my brain and sign up for extensive therapy.
Hubbard's frozen sperm? That the vilest thing I can imagine. EEWWW.
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Suri is very sweet! She deserve number 1.
Silly list. Suri is #1 in cool. Kingston? He's the trailer park trash of celebabies. :)
Can't her freak show of a father afford to buy that kid a new dress? Every picture I have seen of her she is wearing the same dress.
Where's Maddox on that list?
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What do you think the chances are that the guy who came up with this idea at the editorial meeting drives a van to work? A van that is well stocked with lollipops.
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Oh Sorry I Meant *Kingston*
"Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect 200 Dollars,Do Not touch Me On The Way Out The Door."
Kingstone DESERVES To Be There!
"Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect 200 Dollars,Do Not touch Me On The Way Out The Door."
I know they don't mean "hottest" in a sexual way, or at least I hope they don't. But it still sounds weird. And you just know there is some phedo getting off on that.
I despise all celebrity tots equally. I do however, love Tater Tots and live in fear that Rumer Willis will one day have children thereby ruining one of my favorite spud treats.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Kingston Rossdale was clearly robbed.
And I'm not just saying that because we are in a Facebook relationship.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:14pm.
Dunno. Maybe those specialties pay more? Hey, we're dirtying up the Hot Tots thread.
This list is effed up because everyone knows Kingston Rossdale is the hottest celebrity tot.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:05pm
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I wonder how they rope impressionable kids in Med School into studying urology or proctology...is it a raffle? Losing a bet? Black market?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:15pm.
Hee hee! You asked what next? Why hottest celebrity doggie of course! My vote is going to Henry (Phoebe's dog; In case you've been too busy in Del Rio to keep up) tee hee
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Was henry the dog that was running AWAY from pp on the beach? I love that dog.
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Submitted by Bane on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:14pm.
WHERE the HELL is MaddoX???
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LOL... Maddox got old, that's what happened.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:00pm.
Your Urologist makes you giggle?
No, cough.
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To tell the truth, the only thing I remember about my gyno is the top of his head. :)
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:59pm
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Oh my. Your Urologist makes you giggle?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:54pm.
That's why I never go to the same Urologist twice. (That and the giggles.)
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:42pm.
I never forget a Face.
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I wish the same could be said for my gyno. I ran into him at the market, after I'd been to see him for him and he had *no* idea who I was. I'm sure if I'd pulled down my pants it would have tweaked his memory. (tee hee)
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:42pm.
I never forget a Face.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:41pm.
Joe and IG: I'd add Pam Anderson's white Lab. Member that beach shot?
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HAHAHA, the Incredible Pooping Dog! I totally forgot about that hot bitch.
Joe and IG: I'd add Pam Anderson's white Lab. Member that beach shot?
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:25pm
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Hahahahhahaha! Following you slinking! I know all those doggie names too! Was Tinkerbell the poor little thing that Parasite owned? Who went to that big kennel in the sky while locked in her closet, while she shagged some guy on a beach in Mexico?
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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:39pm.
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OOOH, that's a list I can get behind! Well, there's London of course, who in my opinion should be at or near the top simply for surviving life with Shitters. Then there's Mooriah's Jack, and Chestica's Daisy. I think Tinkerbell went to the doghouse in the sky, as did Mimi LaRue, so we could award them posthumously.
*slinks off in embarrassment that I even know this stuff*
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:39pm.
You know, I was kinda undecided about which Hollywood tot had the 'it' factor. As a matter of fact, I was losing sleep over it. I figured Zahara had it, hands down. But what do I know? Thanks, Forbes, for making me see the error of my ways!
Jaysus, Mary and Joseph. What next?
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Hee hee! You asked what next? Why hottest celebrity doggie of course! My vote is going to Henry (Phoebe's dog; In case you've been too busy in Del Rio to keep up) tee hee
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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars
WHERE the HELL is MaddoX??? Oh no you didn't forget him! Before you know it, he's going to bring out those knives mommy bought him for Xmas and go crazy on these other kids. That'll show them who is top kid in H-wood.
Matilda's my favorite! She's so cute.
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Submitted by weenielover on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 6:28pm.
here is a PERFECT example of why we have pedophiles running amok...the media sexualizing children and making it glam...SICK.
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What about the bare baby butt ads? I HATE those. They make me feel sad for the innocent children who's parents sold their ass LITERALLy for a commercial. I'm sorry but I don't need a REAL babie's butt to sell me diapers or baby wipes. Keep that shit in the family photo album.
here is a PERFECT example of why we have pedophiles running amok...the media sexualizing children and making it glam...SICK.
Um, where's Kingston Rossdale?
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Katie looks so OLD.
Pfft. This is nothing. Kingston Rossdale just made Vanity Fair's Annual Pampers Power Issue.
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This is so sad that we are ranking babies for having power to sell pictures and sell magazines. These kids no nothing to deserve all this attention.
IMO Suri is the cutest tot in Hollyweird, but hottest? I hope this thing got lost in translation, I really REALLY hope so!
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Didn't there used to be beautiful baby contests yonks ago?
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I left you a gift in the Baldwin thread. Hope you like it.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:38pm.
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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)
The hottest celeb kid?! Hot and kids shouldn't be in the same air space. Unless you're talking about them having a fever. Slow news day I guess.
Ho buster #1!
The oft-photographed 2-year-old child of A-list couple Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise
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A-List????????????
How can a celeb be considered A-List when Forbes listed him as 31st and holmes didn't even make it into the top 100!!!
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.''
Thumbing her nose at us with her middle finger?
BRILLIANT!
You know, I was kinda undecided about which Hollywood tot had the 'it' factor. As a matter of fact, I was losing sleep over it. I figured Zahara had it, hands down. But what do I know? Thanks, Forbes, for making me see the error of my ways!
Jaysus, Mary and Joseph. What next?
AHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"But as the economy heads toward what many predict is a recession, these adorable kids--and the desire to chronicle their upbringings--may become more important than ever. Simply put, fawning over celebrities and their picturesque families may be just the sort of distraction people need."
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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.
"To determine which tykes were tops, we looked at both press clippings and Web presence for more than 50 A-list kiddies (5-years-old and younger) over the course of a year. Then, with a whittled down list, we reached out to Los Angeles, Calif.-based polling firm E-Poll Market Research for both awareness data for the kids and consumer appeal rankings for their celebrity parents."
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FFS why can't I get paid to masturbate to the interwebs?!?!?!?!
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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.
islandgirl on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:26pm
hahahahaha.....
XXO
Hey I get jammed up with names sometimes.
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I was so-so on Suri until she flipped us all off.
I can appreciate her more now.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:20pm.
That's a great pic of Suri,probably what she does to Tommy everyday
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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)