Valkyrie Is A Comedy!
Tommy Girl gives the comedic performance of the year in "Valkyrie" according to some hos who have already seen it. The movie has already been pushed back a few times, but now it's set to come out the day after Christmas. Merry Christmas! Let's watch some shit show about Nazis starring the last bitch I want to spend the holidays with.
A few people who have seen the movie told MSNBC's The Scoop that everyone in the theater uncomfortably laughed at Tommy Girl's performance. Once scene features Tommy Girl trying to do the Heil Hitler salute. “It’s an unsettling scene but you almost start to laugh. His character is resisting it but you never forget it’s Tom Cruise saying ‘Heil Hitler.’ It’s funny and shocking at the same time.” You know while Tommy was trying to do the salute, he had to clench his hungry hole so that his other hand didn't come up to complete the "A" in Y.M.C.A.
Another ho said that Tommy only does a German accent at the beginning of the movie, “The film just isn’t a thriller at all. It’s a bunch of white guys in Nazi uniforms. It’s too bad. And Tom doesn’t speak with a German accent — though they did add a voiceover of him speaking German to the beginning of the film. Still, it’s as if he could say ‘I complete you’ at any time. This is not his Oscar moment.” I'm surprised that Tommy didn't do a German accent. I hear he does a FIERCE Marlene Dietrich impersonation!
Johnny Travolta better start lubing up his hand, because he's going to need to give Tommy Girl a consoling fist fuck when this movie fails in an epic way at the box office.
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hungry hungry hippos!
Why do the studios still keep tossing money at that short mutant? I can't even remember the last good movie Cruise was in.
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It's ironic how in an effort of preserving his fame and reputation the Cruiser turned to Scientology, yet it's the very thing that has ruined his career. Face it Tom, it was Scientology that fucked up your career, not your gaydom.
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Dude lost all of his mojo all at once. Karma continues to be the hardest working bitch in show business!
Of course TG will think Xenu is working overtime against him because of his awesome high level functioning thetan status. More audits are in order! He's pathetic.
The true story is riveting, but I can't buy Tommy playing Count Claus Von Stauffenberg.
Maybe it's Tommy's Scientology voodoo magic, but damn it, I DO want to see this movie! Restrain me, Sluts!
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:53am.
Tom will never recover his reputation from 5 or 10 years ago. He's just "Tom Cruise, the crazy scientologist, in a costume".
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i agree. i don't even know what he can do to save his career. that interview with Matt lauer was a disaster. didn't he interview britney too and made her cry? i don't know what's about that guy, he makes people loose their cool.if britney can make a comeback i think there's little chance tom can recover too. maybe he can do some comedy. i think the subject of Valkyrie is interesting.
This was the movie he made where farting on set was involved, yes?
So, Tommygirl, to be fair, I will never watch this movie so from me to you...........................
FAAAARRRRRRRRRRT, followed by hazy, sparkly green mist, a la Shitney.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Self-important, arrogant douche-bag going down in flames.
an early christmas pressy.
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Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:53am.
Tom will never recover his reputation from 5 or 10 years ago. He's just "Tom Cruise, the crazy scientologist, in a costume".
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He has really blown it, he was box office gold for like 20 years and he managed to fuck it all up in just few months. With all his weird antics he´s made it so that you can´t seperate his real life persona from the one he´s trying to portray on the screne. And that´s why actors should try to keep their personal lives personal!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 12:03pm.
Tommy girl should have stopped after "A Few Good Men".
Um, i meant the movie, but, BWHAHAH....
Bwahahahaha myself!!
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
If he weren't such a douche in real life I'd almost feel sorry for him, but the douche thing really turns me off. He's not a bad actor, but you just can't get over the douche thing! Agreed with y'all.
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
Tommy girl should have stopped after "A Few Good Men".
Um, i meant the movie, but, BWHAHAH....
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Bad foreign accents, in English, chap my hide. The only thing worse is when they come and go during the course of a movie. Examples are legion, but one that sticks out is Ben Affleck trying to sound Elizabethan. Madonna's accent (pick your movie) is another.
My family and I were in the theater when the trailer to this POS movie came on. My son laughed and said, "A feel-good movie for the holiday season" and my husband just said "what.the.fuck.ever." Ahd they don't even read Dlisted or follow gossip.
That eyepatch makes him look even more tardknocker-ish than usual. And that's saying something.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
He needs to give it up and retire or something. Seriously, no one wants to see his crazy ass in any movies.
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a consoling fist fuck!?
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just can't help but feel that *consoling fist fuck* is a contradiction in terms....
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I'm more interested in Himmler the sick fuck who came up with the idea of the gas chambers. He also had other crazy ideas like trying to find an ancient German kings bones and like Hitler he was into the occult. Hitler just like Himmler do as he pleased since the black shirts had a bit more power than the brown shirts.
Fuck the Nazis.
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they really should have used real ammo in the film, and shoot him...what a fucking idiot...
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:53am.
Tom will never recover his reputation from 5 or 10 years ago. He's just "Tom Cruise, the crazy scientologist, in a costume".
He looks uber-Gay in that picture.
That last line made me LMAO. hahaha
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For some reason I thought this movie was about a German transvestite.
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Tom will never recover his reputation from 5 or 10 years ago. He's just "Tom Cruise, the crazy scientologist, in a costume".
He looks uber-Gay in that picture.
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