Wednesday, November 19th 2008
Stoned, Slow Or Just Naturally Annoying?
Yesterday on her show, Ellen Degeneres asked prostitot chipmunk Miley Cyrus about her 20-year-old boyfriend and the topic made Disney's favorite whore erupt into an annoying seizure of giggles. You can tell Ellen wanted to hit her over the head with her strap-on. I would've held her down for Ellen. Miley's laugh can fucking grate cheese.
Has Miley been sharing a can of computer dust with that hot bitch Allison from "Intervention"? I was expecting Miley to bob her head and say, "It's like I'm walkeeeen on suuunnshine."
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Somebody please tell Miley that "playing dumb" does not = "cute & endearing".... It's just dumb.... Also very very annoying....
I forgot...is she 16 or 6?
he's a singer.. he's nice.. and she forgot to say panty model
miley and ellen look like they're having some kinda awkward mother-daughter talk
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Incredible that anyone would find that drawling idiocy cute, charming, or attractive. She is forced, calculating, and ridiculously obvious. The video clip shows her rendition of Tommy Boy on Oprah. She better stop touting the Christian angle before The Church issues a gag order.
omg shes annoying.
retarded, inbread, just stupid...who cares? lets all just choke the sh*t outta her get someone not her in here...p.s. that goes double for daddy cyrus just for havin anything to do with creating her.
I'm gonna start a public service thing where we can all send in our old condoms to her so she will never reproduce...PLEASE HELP__donate now
Ya, she is acting like she is in elementary school. She has spent a 'few months' with this guy and she knows nothing about him? Proving that the relationship is either completely physical or nonexistent. Either way its disgusting.
Or maybe she won't say that he is her boyfriend because then he would go to jail?
Whatever. That dude is a total pickle-pumper. He only says he's a Christian cuz it gives him an excuse not to have sex with sluts like this worthless skank-whore. He's only using her to try to get famous, and I'm sure there's an archive of gay porn tucked away somewhere just waiting to ruin this Brokeback's pathetic dreams of becoming a country singer. I hope so.
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MK, you couldn't have been more right on all three counts. People that are either high or slow are not usually annoying, unless they are given fame and a false sense of accomplishment. That's just a recipe for disaster.
Sheesh! Is she 6 years old? She is definitely acting incredibly immature. What in the world does a 20 year old see in her, other than the publicity?
The dude is a total pedo. If you're going to bang a teen at least choose one who's worth the jail time, like Selena Gomez. Just kidding about that last bit, don't call the cops.
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*I* think she's being all silly girly about him being her boyfriend becuz he IS and she wants him to be and their Christian and that's ILLEGAL!
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Try all 3!! Or she could be on Quaaludes. Or coming down from something. Or dain bramaged. Or inbred...
That's a rhetorical question, right??
Dear fucking Lord. If this crazy cracked out chipmunk was shipped off to some island in the middle of no where, I would not be sad.
He needs to stop fucking children.
She was just acting cute and silly, She IS 15 yrs old, right? She can't admit she's dating him, the next step is him to be investigated/arrested for statutory rape. He's 20, they're prolly under Mickey Mouse orders to lay low.
On another note, she needs voice lessons pronto, or she will wreck her voice even more with all the abuse she has given it. She sounds like Janis Joplin, who lived on heroin, cigs and Southern Comfort.
Those crabs in her pants could be causing all that bouncing and cackling. Has this girl been checked for hypersensitive skin? Watch again, everytime they move she gets spastic.
Newsflash...Ellen Degeneres Drowned today. She was found face down in Riki Lake..
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I will NEVER get tired of that clip from Intervention. Thanks MK!!!!
"Which young actress is heading off to rehab for the first time? This one will come as a surprise to many, because unlike others of her generation, she does not have a reputation for being a party girl. However, her addiction to prescription drugs has escalated beyond control. She has disappeared for days at a time, returned home with mysterious bruises, and bailed from auditions and meetings at the last minute. She finally and reluctantly agreed to go to rehab when she was caught stealing a prescription pad from her doctor’s office."
Hmm....
You might have a point. Was Ellen making her coochie tingle? Or maybe she was acting her age for once...
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Submitted by ladyd on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:53pm.
Think about it, she's clearly a butchie and I bet Ellen can sense it. I don't care about this girly crap, she will eat you up and spit you out and I'm not talking about the cock-she's def. growing up dykon. Wonder how her Chrissshin family will deal with that!
She's so freaking annoying! Ugh and her laugh.. the only reason shes saying they're "friends" and no dating is so Disney won't fire her. A 20 year old? Come on! He's an ass and an attention whore! He just using her! And the only reason she keeps laughing is not cause shes uncomfortable... BAD ACTING... trying to act like she's still "young and innocent"... what a dumb slut.. I giver her a year before shes saying "those aren't my pants" to the LAPD
That Allison bitch was great! I think that was my favorite Intervention thusfar. Does Miley really sing so much that she should sound like she's been smoking for 30 years?
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Think about it, she's clearly a butchie and I bet Ellen can sense it. I don't care about this girly crap, she will eat you up and spit you out and I'm not talking about the cock-she's def. growing up dykon. Wonder how her Chrissshin family will deal with that!
I don't know what she was on but I want some.
This is Billy Ray's diamond, the hasbeen created his own success from his loins. I doubt he will EVER tell her what to do.
"Dad, that cocaine sounds amazing"
"It sure does, PRINCESS...1 or 2 grams?"
Submitted by Hockey fan on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:23pm.
She sounds like a truck stop hooker because she's sucked so much dick, her throat is raw.
Congrats, Billy Ray, you got the future Jamie Lynn Spears there. You must be so proud.
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No shit! She sounds like the semi-toothless hags that approach you at the gas station at some odd hour of the night to hit you up for some bus fare (yeah right!). Her voice is straight up honky tonk bar hooker, skidrow strawberry fuck.
No wonder Nick Jonas kicked that little psycho to the curb.
that was the most awkward thing I have ever seen. That girl is soo fucking annoying.
Miley Cyrus is an insult to all those people who are seriously trying to become an actor, like my best friend! She's working really hard on it but doesn't make much progress in her career and then broads like Miley who act like sh*t earn millions of dollars! I've seen casting-videos of her for Hannah Montana on youtube and it's ridiculous!!
Can't stand her stupid giggling, it's inappropiate for a 15 yr old girl, especially when you're on show. Couldn't she just pull herself together and ANSWER Ellen's questions?!
She might think her attitude is endearing but it's childish as hell! She acts like she's 11 or something. Omg, i really have hatred towards her xD
Get your teeth fixed, bitch!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:09pm.
Glad you enjoyed! I'm surprised Shitney's people didn't sue. It's so obviously a parody of her. Ironically, Shitney is a parody of herself.
Miley Cyrus isnother reason I'm glad I'm childless.
I think the 20 yr old man meat is there to promote both their careers. I also think he's gayer than the pink bow on a toy poodle.
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WTF!
Why would anyone think Miley Cyrus would have to be stoned to sound like a total retard?
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
That's not a giggle, that's a bar hag cackle. You're not cute. You're even young and you're not girly and cute.
My kid watches her stupid show. Why, is beyond me.
(he's 11).
I showed him this clip and asked him what he thought...he says she's stoned. I say she's either stoned, drunk, and perhaps somewhat embarassed about the BF...or fake BF (he looks gay and trying to hide it to me).
I just love the "he's a christian" BS. Yeah. Keep trying to make everyone believe you are the good little fundie christian actress and keep smokin' that Mary Jane and swilling that booze on the DL...and let's see how far that BS will get you.
Wonder what daddy Cyrus thinks, or is he too busy counting all the Disney dollars his little princess is raking in?
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So I guess Billy Ray Cyrus wasn't done punishing us after Achy Breaky Heart. I guess he had to keep punishing us by pimping out his robotard, prostitot spawn and turning her into the idol of every 8 year old girl in the country.
Prostitot chipmunk Miley Cyrus.
Oh MK, you kickass at putting on nicknames, thats why I love you.
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She makes Britney look like a postdoc at MIT giving a lecture on the subtle nuances of string theory. I made it as far as "I'm just a giggler!" Ugh. Kill it with fire.
She sounds like a truck stop hooker because she's sucked so much dick, her throat is raw.
Congrats, Billy Ray, you got the future Jamie Lynn Spears there. You must be so proud.
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Fuck. I can't believe I just watched half of that. O_o
It was for Ellen, only for Ellen... *wanders off unable to close eyes*
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Having finally watched this whole bizarre interview, Ellen actually looks uncomfortable at the end. She really is thrown by Miley's weird behavior.
Also, Miley said her boyfriend is a senior. I hope she meant college.
Submitted by ☆ Shonathan Hilton ☆ on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:48pm.
SOMEONE! STICK A DICK IN HER MOUTH!
that will give her something to suck on
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That's exactly my point!!
All of the above.
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Why does she sound like a 45 year old truck stop hooker? My god she has a terribe voice.
SOMEONE! STICK A DICK IN HER MOUTH!
that will give her something to suck on
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OK SERIOUSLY you have made my lifetime with the walking on sunshine LOL LOL LOL I thought I was the only one that loved Allison's crazy ass HAHAHAHAHAHA and that is why I love Dlisted F the other lameos.
OK SERIOUSLY you have mad my lifetime with the walking on sunshine LOL LOL LOL I thought I was the only one that loved Allison's crazy ass HAHAHAHAHAHA and that is why I love Dlisted F the other lameos.
How is it a 15 year-old girl had the voice of a dame with a 3 pack a day habit? Like Lindsay Blowhan?
Must be the Disney factor. And parents who clearly don't give a crap about their kids unless they're bringing in a paycheck.
Submitted by JenMessapotamia on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:07pm.
THANK YOU!!! I think Intervention is the single greatest show ever created!! My friends and I get stoned and watch Allisons episode on a daily basis. Though my favorite episode so far is Sandra, and mother addicted to pills with her cry baby kids, its sad (therefor hilarious!)
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I love it! Like alot of the people on that show are REALLY HOT!!!! Like if you didnt know what was up....youd fuck half the people on there in a new york minute! Whats sad is that 90% of the interviewees are strung out because of some sexual shit when they were kids or because daddy left....its like the same tune on the same broken record....
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OMG, I want to punch her HARD in the face. I hate her. And btw, Daddy? A twenty year old fucking your daughter? It's illegal. And You're an accomplice.
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