Carrot Top Was Robbed!
As you can see from the big yellow letters above, Hugh Jackman is People's Sexiest Man Alive. And as you can see from my headline, Carrot Top was once again robbed! Why does People Magazine hate carrots so much? Maybe they figured that if they put him on the cover an all-out riot would break out, because bitches would stab each other in the eyes to get a copy. Yeah, that's probably it. He better not get passed up for People's Sexiest Mutant Alive title.
I guess Hugh Jackman is a close second behind Carrot Top. I'm okay with the cover, but it needs more...um...more...nudity. And the cover also should have been Hugh making THIS FACE. Now that shit is sexy.
Hugh said that when his wife found out he was the sexiest man alive, she said, "Obviously, Brad wasn't available this year." Just like Kim from the "Housewives of Atlanta" (see below), Hugh's wife is a vampire who can't see her own reflection in the mirror. If I was her, I would've shouted, "OH YES! You're the sexiest bitch past, present and future. You are hotter than a Wonky's pussy in a convection oven. Please never leave me. Please! Please!" Because the woman should be sucking the cheddar out of his peen for staying with her.
The rest of People's list includes some of the usual suspects:
Daniel Craig - I give this pick two dildo claps!
Jon Hamm - See above and add an extra clap!
Zac Efron - No, but he's a shoo-in for the sexiest pretty princess award!
Robert Buckley - Stop trying to make "Lipstick Jungle" happen!
Blair Underwood - Fuck, fuck yes.
Ed Westwick - See above and add two extra fucks.
Michael Phelps - No. The body is sexy, but the face didn't get the memo.
Blake Shelton - Who?!
Lang Lang - See above and add an extra question mark.
Mark-Paul Gosselaar - Is it 1990 again?
Javier Bardem - My no-no approves!
Robert Pattinson - His magical hair has hypnotized me into approving.
Joshua Jackson - Ew! Gross! Barf!
David Beckham - We get it, Becks is hot. Time to move on....
Click here if you want to see Hugh's interview interview along with pictures and shit.
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Bella!!!!
I watched that last night!!! Oliver had a way of speaking that would melt butter!
Definately Oliver!
GERARD AND CHRISTIAN WERE ROBBED! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!
Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:01am.
No worries at all. I will, however, go to the supermarket on Friday, get in the longest line, and scan the list for free.
Yummers. Even if he bumps uglies with the elderly.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
People magazine sucks.
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A "Hot men in Hollywood" list without Viggo Mortenson is bogus. And I totally agree with the poster who said this is only about who has movies/cds/etc... coming out now and a good publicist. Viggo would look hot with his finger up his nose and horn-rimmed glasses - he don't need no stinkin' publicist.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:57am.
I need to apologize to you for making it sound like I thought you would buy a People magazine.
Im very sorry for my poor choice of wording.
ha ha ha!!!!
Yeah the ho apple dont fall far from the ho apple tree does it?
*looks at my own ho Mom. Shakes my own ho head*
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No Viggo Mortensen?! Outrageous.
Braaadley Pitt hasn't been hot since he hooked up with his psycho baby momma. Getting his balls back would be a start.
Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:54am.
Morning! I just read the People website. I ain't gonna spend money on that rag. When you see Ashley's mom, you kinda make sense of it all.
_Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:48am.
Does she mention in that article that she ran away from home because she didnt like her curfew and had gotten in trouble for doing the Girl Gone Wild thing with Joe Francis that spring when she was 17?
The guys in my office know her family. They talk major shit about all of them.
Morning Sheepers!
Morning ladies!
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Jakey G. will always be #1 on my list. ;)
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
Everytime I see Jon Hamm's name, I think of those two fugly weird-looking Olympic gymnast Hamm brothers. It takes a moment for my brain to shake that frightening image and focus on the hotness that is Jon.
WHAT! No Mike Rowe....Johnny Depp??? WTF Sorry but knowing that Huge has even faked kissed Kidman makes him gross by association.
Where is Ed Begley, Jr??????? Heheheheeeeeheeeee
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Ashley Dupré also opens up about her troubled past – running away at age 17 into a non-stop life of drinking and partying – and how a girl from the suburbs could fathom becoming a prostitute: "This wasn't any different than going on a date with someone you barely knew and hooking up with them," she reasoned. "The only difference is I can pay my rent."
Now living with her mother and stepfather in New Jersey, Dupré says she has learned her lesson, and then some. "I'm 23 years old," she says. "I want to do music, to do fashion, to write books – there's so many things." One thing she won't be doing: selling her body to make ends meet. "No," she says. "Never again."
Submitted by gia on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:42am.
lmao...same here gia.
Submitted by Bella on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:44am.
I love him! He was my favorite character on "Undeclared," and I loved him in "Freaks and Geeks" as well.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Where's Christian Bale!???????????
Hugh's yummy, but I too prefer ginge/blonds. Where's Viggo on this list?!......and Blair Underwood has a big rear-end. Can't stand that on men!
Ever since Jon Hamm did his Butts New York skit, I have been in love. The way to my heart is immature, butt jokes.
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Submitted by JillyPoo on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:36am.
And maybe I'm alone in my thinking, but Paul Rudd deserves a nod. He's adorable and funny, two things I find unabashedly sexy.
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I find Jason Segel irresistable... Come to think of it, if I could choose I would probably take him over all the guys on that list.
Wow, they actually picked someone who deserved it for once. What? What? There attractive men in Hollywood besides George Clooney (meh) and Brad Pitt (barf)? YESSSSSS. I love me some Hugh Jackman. (Throw Christian Bale and Eric Bana into the mix, and I have died and gone to heaven.)
hugh jackman seriously does absolutely nothing for me...i am starting to think there may be something wrong with me. at least if i knew him & still didnt find him sexy i could say i dont like his pheromones or something, but i am just going by seeing him in pics & films...i get absolutely nothing, not even the slightest little tingle.
And Brad Pitt? WTF? He is so NOT HOT.
(used to be, until Angie took his balls and hid them in her underwear drawer)
Hugh has a wife...and a husband. The three of them are married ...right? Oh well, half of the hot ones are gay.
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I co-sign!!! Love him!
Becks is not cute. Yes his body is the shit. But that face is a no no.
Ho buster #1!
Javierrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
*growling*
The hotness!
Where is Clive Owen?
Dear MK- just a "heads up," you can turn orange from eating too many carrots
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Are you crazy? Robert Buckley is really, really HOT. Damn, i'm gonna miss his abs on Lipstick Jungle.
SNOW- I left a KANYE message for you on the caption thread.
Speaking of KANYE, HE'S GOING TO BE UPSET THAT HE DIDN'T GET ON THIS LIST.
Submitted by JillyPoo on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:36am.
And maybe I'm alone in my thinking, but Paul Rudd deserves a nod. He's adorable and funny, two things I find unabashedly sexy.
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Yes please! :)
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Why buy the pig when you can get the sausage for free?
And maybe I'm alone in my thinking, but Paul Rudd deserves a nod. He's adorable and funny, two things I find unabashedly sexy.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:21am.
I do like your "Stupid" List -
1. "My German Shepherd is smarter than my president"
2. My shep puts dumbya in the fucking SHADE
haha!
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Where's Robi Draco Rosa?!!!!!!!!!
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AHUUUUUUU!!!!!!
And where the hell are Christian Bale and Gerard Butler?!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:32am.
Oh thats all spitzer baby! LOL!
Im just a virgin who cant even drive!
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putsomestankonit :oh he's a Brit? ok then he gets more of a pass from me, the accent might make up for the creepy dirty vibe.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
That interview was soooo TMI.
Ho buster #1!
If my Johnny isn't in there somewhere, I'm bombing the People office.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:28am.
I would buy the magazine for THAT and nothing else.
Strawberry jam! Afros!!! Now, my dear, are we talking about NY former governor or what you did this last weekend?
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
That Twilight limey is too wonk eyed to be sexy. I bet he has double vision and problems finding the hole.
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Uh...en donde esta Gerard Butler, Ryan Gosling and Johny Depp......
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I love him ♥
I love me some Hugh, so yeah, I have to agree!
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:23am.
How about sexiest dead man? Marlon Brando circa 1957! I don't care how crazy he was. I would have hit that hard...repeatedly.
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Mine is Laurence Olivier, circa around the time he played Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights.
Jackman is just to hairy to make my cut,he is like Wolverine for reals.
My vajayjay agrees with-
Daniel Craig,Jon Hamm ,Blair Underwood ,Javier Bardem, Robert Pattinson, David Beckham
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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ha ha KD that made me LOL ♥
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:22am.
ha ha ha
Yeah she needs to spill the beans on how he likes his nards hooked up to a car battery and she shocks him to the tune of Its Raining Men while she wears a glittery afro wig and screams at him to remeber to pick up his socks.
I hear he liked to cover her in Strawberry jam and lay in a bathtub with her pretending he has just rescued her from that ghost porthole on Poltergeist. Then he calls her Carol Anne while he spanks her for playing with naughty ghosts.
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Sorry, I just don´t see the sexy in Huch Jackman... He´s good looking but not sexy to me, maybe because he seems like too much of a nice guy... I can´t see him giving it to me rough... ;)
Daniel Craig and Javier Bardem are a whole other story... Plus I can´t help myself, I want that nasty little boy Ed Westwick!
Where is Rojo Caliente on the list?
My list:
1. Gary Bussey (of course!!)
2. Pete Doherty (for MK)
3. Carrot Top (for MK)
4. The Davis brothers (apologies to those who just ate breakfast)
5. Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:23am.
Hugh Jackman or Hugh Laurie? who is sexier?
Can't decide between the two, therefore, just send them to my bedroom at the same time. Tee hee!
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**