Dallas Austin Confirms The Obvious
The singing voice of this generation will never get a chance to share her beautiful gift on the world's stage.
On "The Real Housewives of Atlanta," mega producer Dallas Austin was helping Kim become the next Dolly Parton or something. There was always a problem though. First of all, Dolly would never put Kim's stuffed animal wig on her head. Second of all, Kim has the voice of a dying wild boar. Dallas knew this all along, but he was apparently only helping Kim for TV. Wait. You're telling me parts of reality TV are scripted and not real?! Next you're going to tell me that Kim really is 30! Sorry, I will NEVER believe that. Even if you shove her birth certificate down my throat. I'll gladly swallow it, shake my head and still say, "Nope. Tastes phony."
Anyway, Dallas posted the picture above on his MySpace blog along with the message:
... THE "REAL" Housewife, Kim Zolciak, is NOT WORKING WITH ME --WE ARE NOT DOING A SONG...
WE ARE NOT DOING AN ALBUM!!
*** JUST WANNA PUT THIS OUT THERE!!! ***
The CAPS means he's fucking serious! And the *s means he's very VERY serious. I got Dallas' message loud and clear, but we all already knew this. The chunky loogie I spit up this morning has a better chance of releasing an album than Kim does.
On last night's season finale (*TEARS*), Dallas called up Kim to tell her that she's not taking this singing this seriously. He told her she had to quit smoking and start running 3 hours a day. He's right. Her wig could use the exercise. It's looking a little chunky in the mid-section.
And I love that at the beginning of the clip Kim is telling her nanny/assistant to return some stuff to Neiman Marcus and Gucci. What the hell is this low budget bitch buying from Gucci?! Her clothes look like they come directly from the clearance rack at Dot's.
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Wow! All that beauty and a smoker too? What a package!
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And, hey, don't pick on Dots! I love me some Dots!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:31am.
Ahh.
so it's like the old saying, if you want to know God's opinion of money, look who he givews it to.
gotcha.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Dot's ain't so bad, MK. I like that short-sleeve
belted furcoat. (*FAUX FURCOAT*)
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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)
Damn, see Stank gave us the dirt and I didn't have to waste any time even watching this shit.
She PUT SOME STANK AWN IT ;D
"I'm not lovable anymore. Deal with it."
CTH, why yes. This show is addictive as crack. These bitches think they have class and beauty. Shree and Kim are delusional, Shree thinks she can design clothes but can't draw or sew and doesn't know shit about fabrics. And Kim can't sing but honestly believes she was born to sing. It makes you feel better about yourself after one viewing.
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Damn! I thought Kim was going to be the voice of this generation.
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Do you guys really watch this shit?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Mmm, applesause. I think I sprained my hand trying to open a jar of applesauce a couple days ago. Is that possible?
On topic: Double Cha-chin!
Look at those pteradactyl (sp?) toenails.
Nene and Greg should move in with Anderson Cooper, M.K., and me!
Third person talking. Yesssssssssss. Let's hook her up with Diddy.
Oh yes forgot to add this:
Kim was a popular stripper who went by the name of Barbie and worked at the Cheetah club in Atlanta which is owned by Lee Nijjar.
Shree has a 23 year daughter who she will not acknowledge publicly and if her daughter calls her mom in public she will fly off the handle. Witnessess have claimed one time at the mall when her daugher slipped up and called her mom Shree went off on her and yelled and said "I told you never to call me that in public, I have an imagine to maintain." Shree also did an interview online for Essence with all three of her children and the eldest was only acknowledged as a family friend.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:05am.
DAAAAAAAAAANG!!
She has an extreme case of ugly princess syndrome and she can't sing,she sounds like a dying cat.A very annoying bitch.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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According to BlackHairMedia.com a poster by the name of Applesauce knows these bitches and was dishing all of the dirt on them.
Big Poppa is Lee Nijjar or whatever and at the time he was dating he was married I guess they started divorce proceedings and the wife was aware of her. And he had another girlfriend the whole time. Kim's house is up for sale. NeNe and Greg were evicted from their home which they did not own. Shree stole the unused liquor from the company she conned into donating it to her for her fashion show viewing. The policy is you must return all empty and unused bottles when the party is done. And bitch is so broke that a $386 check to the cateering co. bounced. Her divorce did not turn out the way she wanted it to. And Lisa doesn't really have all of the businesses she claims she does. DeShawn's foundation is a front to sell repackaged subprime mortgages to the parents of the young girls she mentors.
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and just who is Big Papa?
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WHAT? Big papa dumped her ass?? where was this? when? She'll be on a pole at the Pink Pony before the next season can start.
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Be honest, that is not what we really wanted to hear. I mean, it's close, but we also wanted him to say that he could find a horse with a better singing voice and that she couldn't carry a tune in a bucket even if it were a Gucci bucket.
LOL!!!! I was wondering when this disclaimer was going to come out. At least he didn't just tell her bitch you can't sing stop wasting my time.
*raises hand*
I'll suck rich dick for big juggs!
not hers though,blech
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I NEVER would watch a shit show like this but I watched the clip cause of D-Listed and she is a big tranny be-otch! She has an over inflated opinion of her dumb ass. She only got what she has because her juggs and sucking rich dick.
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I think they need to start putting quotation marks around "Real" in the title.
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Why buy the pig when you can get the sausage for free?
Hahahaha and Big Papa broke up with her so she ain't gonna be able to afford ANY of that anymore. Stoked for the finale though!!!!
Oh no! All her dreams are shattered. *eye roll*
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
That is a really beautiful picture of that skank.
*rolls eyes*
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What is up with her broke-ass FOOT???
I cannot wait for the reunion show! I hope its an all out brawl.
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Sad day. I wanted to hear what they could manipulate her voice into.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
I hope this stunt hurts his reputation. Asshole.
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