The Photoshop Awards: Another "Circus" Promo
The airbrushing fairies were once again hard at work on this promo for Brit Brit's new album "Circus." I don't think they even take pictures of Brit Brit anymore. They just have the CGI nerds come up with something, then they Photoshop the hell out of that shit, dust it with a little pork rind dust and voila! And is Brit wearing dog poo gloves?
I would've given this shit four Frapps if she was throwing sparkly Cheeto dust in the air instead of that green shit. That green dust is probably what comes out of her weave when she gets a blow out.
Since we're on the subject of my favorite Cheetoling, below is another promo from that "On The Record" documentary thing she did for MTV. This is my favorite quote: "People think that you go through something in life and you need to go to therapy. For me art is therapy, because it's like you're expressing yourself in such a spiritual way." ART?! Has Brit been toking again?
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Besides the fact that it looks like a photoshopped morphing of ScarJo and Uma Thurman, the weird perspective of the arms is pissing me off.
Oh, give this little girl a break. She's finally bought some decent hair and has had a couple face peels.
I'd download her music for shits and giggles.
"When you go thru something you don't need to go to therapy. For me, art is therapy..."
Yeah dumb ass that's why a lot of these "artists" don't know how to communicate with and like normal people properly and are fucking psycho, and some will even stalk your ass if they don't get their way.
How does she balance on that tightrope like that?
Who the fuck is that bitch?
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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:25pm.
*appropriate laughter*
theyve stretched her legs so long, it looks like she has little t-rex arms.
Okay and the dress is cute too, not sure about the striping but the rest is cute.
FUCK!
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mmm. I want some cheetos..the fiery hot kind.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
Those CGI nerds picked out nice shoes. *runs*
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I think she really meant to say "For me, fart is therapy".
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
SLAP MY TALLYWHACK WITH TOILET BAT CHAT FLAP...
Shitney has lost her mind...again.
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I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
I feel really sorry for brit. it must be tough to know that you had it all but just couldn´t handle it... to look back and realize that it only took a few very wrong choices and the life she knew was gne forever must be devastating. i really wish her and her kids best of luck.
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That neck makes her look like a giant Pez dispenser.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:21pm.
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You know, tomorrow morning when I drag my ass out of bed at 6am; When I brush the snow off my car so I can work another 10 hour day just to get by; I am going to be saddened knowing that others are less fortunate than me.
Yes, poor Brit Brit, a prisoner for the rest of her life. While I am at my dead end job trying not to stab my own eyes out with a pen, poor Brit has people making sure she wears a bra and under ware and doesn't leave the house until shes fully dressed. Wheres the fun in that?! Wheres the adventure?! Why oh why must she take her crazy meds every day?!
I feel sorry for her. Cause you know mama Cheeto is all like "Just pray for her and the demons will be released from her head." and pa Cheeto is all like "Just take these pills and it'll be alright."
Go to therapy bitch work on those issues and don't forget to take your meds.
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OK, just who's legs are those in the picture. Cause there is no way in hell did she ever have slim thighs like those. You can't photoshop that much...can you?
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
jesus h....look at her NECK in that video.
are her fans really going to buy her excuses? she should have killed herself in a blaze of glory when she had the chance.
I love how she has cares enough and has the energy to 'fight' to have a career but god forbid if she has to pay attention to those two brats she popped out of her busted twat.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:17pm.
LOL @ "stunned mullets." I didn't know you had a commercial fishing background?
Art? Oh she's trying to sound like Vadge again... at least Vadge pulls off saying that shit.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:17pm.
Right? They do think that!
On top of it, after all the production, on the voice, that's probably on 30% of shitney actually SINGING. UGH!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
No, if you go through manic depression and drug abuse, then you need to go to therapy. If you can't remember your kids' names or don't care enough to show up at custody hearings, then you need to go to therapy.
SMACK MY SOCKS SLOT SALLY ASS AND CALL ME A GREEN BEAN BLACK DOING BODY SPRAY TIMES WITH KEVIN IN THE TOILET...(I know, I tried...*lighting DListed candle for Coming Back*...)
but gotta admit, Shitney is looking better and better...not good, mind you, just better than a bald mental patient in a pink wig with pretty bad acne and an exposed bloody make shift max-pad... Upgrade...
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:11pm
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Absolutely agree. She has a huge linebacker's neck in RL, which has been slimmed down and made kinda sinewy (not a good look for a neck)And yes her arms and legs are not as slender. Really do they the public are stunned mullets? Don't answer that.
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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars
I betcha she still hasn't learned how to pole dance. It's not hard - but it's the kind of thing an artist would do.
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
Yes - I find the "sexy" emotion is very useful in art therapy. SHADDAP! You're making it worse! ACK! You need therapy! YEARS AND YEARS OF THERAPY! You do not need to keep showing people just how sexy you can be. OMG when I think of the way movement therapists I know would respond to this if they gave a rat's ass who Britney Spears is! OMG!
Anyway. I'm just happy because it gives me an opportunity to say:
You know - Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix - hell, even Elvis - fuck even Liza Minelli, ok? get SHIT-WASTED and give spell-binding performances. I'm not sure Amy has done that, but I bet she has before she made herself all sick with it. I tend to think it's cuz they're actually making some kinda art. Having some kinda experience. She's just making commercials.
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OK, those aren't her arms, those aren't her legs, that isn't her neck, not her hair, and barely her face.
Again, all the dough is being spent on photoshop. The shoot is weak. The concept of a circus is great, but it's being portrayed by people with ZERO imagination. If there was gritty black and white REAL circus stuff, going on. Real animals, shit, screaming kids, dwarves, clowns, and shitney in there somewhere, it could be interesting, if not compelling. Just so weak.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Heidi Klums legs look really nice on brit
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Horrible picture. Her huge neck frightens me.
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Mmm maybe an award for worst photoshopping because she doesn't even look good in that photo.
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why must you always pick on my girl MK?? Don't you know I feel a connection to her?? Damn you MK, damn you to cheeto hell.
I am now going to britneyspears.com and see if they've updated in the last 10 minutes
Wtf is this crapulence?
I'm thinking they coulda come up with a more appealing image than this stupidity. Icky icky ew ew .
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