The Photoshop Awards: Another "Circus" Promo

Ok, picture doesn't look that bad... as one of those artsy-fartsy fetish pictures. For our dear friend Brit, well, it SUCKS ASS!!!

Looking at the still of the video (because I refuse to watch it) I believe that she's going to grow up to be one old looking bitch. She's just not attractive. She looks part twelve year old and part seventy year old. Gives me the heeby jeebies.

With that said... no, actually, I'm done. Brit does nothing for me, and never will. She either needs to actually sing or STFU. (For the Britaloonies, not saying that she can't, just saying that she doesn't)

**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**

@angel,

I stopped watching TV years ago. Now if it watch it it's DVDs and old Buffy/Angel re runs.

Everytime someone watches the clip - a baby cries! lol

@wildchildintn,
You've bringing your son up to worship the she devil? Why? You force people to listen to blackout? Ouch. That's cruel.

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She meant to say Fart not Art

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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"

I do like the dresses though. I'm sad that those were not in style when I was in my clubbing years.

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They were dork-sided!

I've got my son trained. If anyone talks about Britney around me, he will put a stop to it instantly. Well ok, maybe its because of our rule. If anyone disses britney while in my car, they then have to listen to blackout..but still, no britney bashing around me. She's my girl. And her neck is not that big..lol.

Ugh. I can't stand it. Why did I watch it again. I just maybe couldn't believe my poor fucking ears. "It's it's an emotion you feel when you dance" O wait - I said this already: the sexy emotion. It's just too much. Somebody asked if her fans will buy this and the answer it "yes" they will. And it's really damaging. People should SO not be encouraged not to talk about things. That's a huge part of our problem already. UGH!

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Her legs are twice as short and twice as fat as that in real life.

Her neck is looking mighty Star Jones-y.

Ha! Hi TITS: I have one of those avvies! I'll put it up:)

@DAE: One of the many reasons I don't bother with a television. Thse clips are about all I can take.

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On topic - How many people have downloaded the album already *raises hand*

Of topic - Happy 3 years Christina & Jordan!!

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Trust me Brit, you need therapy. Your 'art' is not working.

Circus? no
Freakshow? yes

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

I find myself wondering what Cheeto flavored Pez would taste like for some reason.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:56pm.

SHE DID! She totally stalked the fucking lot of us on the daily with her fucking pap runs to RiteAid and the Mall and Starbucks...and before that it was all them clubs with Paris! LOL!
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YOU'RE RIGHT!! not only did she stalk our asses, she mind controlled us because i couldn't stop watching her dumbass running all over the place.

Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:56pm.
Hi, Joe. Was that too unseemly for a president? You obviously forgot about the intern and the blue Gap dress.
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Oh Mr Prez you underestimate me! I haven't forgotten that! That sperm stain was the Rorschach test that got a President impeached. However, I'd never hold a little thing like that against you.

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is anybody watching "housewives of Atlanta"..lol @ that bitch taking the 3 hour run seriously..I think that was just an example..what he was really trying to say is "bich, even if you ran 3 hours a day, singing your heart out, quit smoking, quit drinking, quit partying, your ass would STILL sound like a fucking wailing injured alley cat. =)

Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:35pm.

If those are the perks, I have got to start a blog.

http://daywithoutagay.org/

Submitted by Diego on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:29pm.

I think this broke bitch needs to be bumped down and let Shane spend the night on top of Dlisted.
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I'm sure MK would like nothing better. :D

The only question is - what kind of topping does this guy like on his pizza?

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I never knew she had such a fake annoying speaking voice.

Surprised? Naw. Half sexy growl Half baby doll.

ewww *rumbling belch*

You can hear her non fake voice on the stoned vid.

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I think this broke bitch needs to be bumped down and let Shane spend the night on top of Dlisted.

http://daywithoutagay.org/

I can't believe she has an album coming out SO SOON after BlackOut... I think the girl is still ill and should stay home and be a MOTHER to her boys for a while... the record companies are exploiting her ass AND she's exploiting herself!

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Sit yo ass down!

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:19pm.
You know - it's just weird they wouldn't report it. Celebrities love to flaunt their illnesses. I can't imagine Britney with an illness and not a line of clothing to back it up.
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Well she kinda self reported. She didnt say she tells people I dont need therapy because im not crazy when people ask her about it....she says she dosent need therapy becuase shes already taking a form of "therapy"....."art" insinuating (sp) thats she needs therapy for her issues....

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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!

@angel,

If she was really, really mentally ill - her PR team would be having a field day, it would be all over the tabs every week (not just the odd one every month or so), there would be press statemeants, the works. But there's been nothing, with leads me to think she's just a spoiled little bitch.

These ads have meaning, on 30th Nov, MTV will be showing 2 1/2 hours of Britney. Pre Show, the documentry and then a 30 min after show. So glad I live in the UK!!

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*Waves claw at angel*

I like my rock stars dead. - Bill Hicks.

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You know - it's just weird they wouldn't report it. Celebrities love to flaunt their illnesses. I can't imagine Britney with an illness and not a line of clothing to back it up.

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I'm bipolar. For real. And I love Britney. That probably says a lot.
I think she looks cute. I love MK but damn, he's always pickin on my britney.

While I may not Brit all that much, I do like these pictures. I've always been a sucker for the carnivalesque, pin-up, corset theme.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:06pm.
@angel,

NO. There are NO medical records stating she is Bi Polar. It started as a rumor and is now considered fact.

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Yeah - I didn't think so.

And I just wanted to repeat this:
You know - Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix - hell, even Elvis, Van Gogh, Chaplin - fuck even Liza Minelli, ok? get SHIT-WASTED and give spell-binding performances. I'm not sure Amy has done that, but I bet she has before she made herself all sick with it. I tend to think it's cuz they're actually making some kinda art. Having some kinda experience. She's just making commercials.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:58pm.
Question:

Has there ever been an actual report that she's bi-polar? Has there ever been anything said about her mental state - clearly and on the record?
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See, there's the golden egg...The thing is, it would BEHOOVE Shitney to come out with a Bi Polar or some such nonesense (for her, I mean), to garner sympathy, but she HASNT! That leads me to think: personality disorder + drugs + skankdom = Shitney, done deal..

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

re: art - she was referring to her finger-painting lessons

Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:58pm
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Well Sandy can ya run down to Bray Park, climb up on the neighbour's roof and strip off? 'cuz that will get him up on his roof quicker than you can say "NAKED WOMAN".

Thanks luv!

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:58pm.
Has there ever been an actual report that she's bi-polar? Has there ever been anything said about her mental state - clearly and on the record?

Her stage kiss with Madonna looked pretty bi-polar. Then there were those shots of her trying on the stripper's garb. How much more proof do you need?

@ Sandbitch,

Lol, Thanks. I can't believe RS thought she was good enough to on it. (Yeah, they missed tons of good artists, but still)

I have no idea where Shirley bassey is/was *moves away from dead body* haven't seen her.

@ Joe,

lmao

@angel,

NO. There are NO medical records stating she is Bi Polar. It started as a rumor and is now considered fact.

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Arent most great artist mad??? Van Gough and the chopped off ear. Chaplin and his affinity for little girls. I guess everyone has o sacrifice something for art......Britney sacraficed her panties and somehow "awesome" dancing is making up for that.

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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!

She's right, though. Plastic tits and studio enhanced vocals qualify as "art" in my book.
Yes I did study with the master, angel. My big brother is the king of fart jokes. Which is probably why he's on his soon to be ex-wife number three.

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All of the promo pics for this album have been bland and overphotoshopped. We all know she doesn't look anything like the person in the picture. I agree with the person who said that this lacks imagination.

The girl needs bangs - that would hide the hairline, thus preventing me from imagining her bald. I hate to admit it, but it's all I see when I look @ her.

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Hey Joe, time to entice the step father up onto the roof again. Fuck man, we is getting hammered down hahr in Briz Vegas. And I left my drivers side window down.

www.news.com.au/couriermail/gallery/0,23816,5035854-17382-1,00.html

Question:

Has there ever been an actual report that she's bi-polar? Has there ever been anything said about her mental state - clearly and on the record?

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Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:29pm.

I think she really meant to say "For me, fart is therapy".
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Ha! You have studied with the Masters. That is obvious.

Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:48pm.

Brit totally looks like she would stalk your ass
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SHE DID! She totally stalked the fucking lot of us on the daily with her fucking pap runs to RiteAid and the Mall and Starbucks...and before that it was all them clubs with Paris! LOL!

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Hi, Joe. Was that too unseemly for a president? You obviously forgot about the intern and the blue Gap dress.

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:50pm.

Art? ART??? Does she even know what 'art' means?!!
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Prints at the Dollar Store?

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Her bi-po meds are working!!!

loving every second of it - Jakeycakes

DAE! Bitch...this is the first opp I've had to congratulate you (ahem) for making it on the Rolling Stone top 100 singers of all time.

Congratufuckinglations. Where was Shirley Bassey?

Get off the tightrope, drop the umbrella and go get your kids bitch, i mean, "it's Britney BIIIIIIIIIAAAAAATCH!"

Art? ART??? Does she even know what 'art' means?!!

Oh and 'spiritual'? I doubt she can even spell it.

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Groundhog Day.

Brit totally looks like she would stalk your ass if she didn't have all these people keeping her busy shaking her a$$ and watching her because she's their cash cow. Her whole life trumps that theory of you don't need therapy JUST DANCE YOU ASS OFF!!!! SPIN SPIN SPIN your troubles away!

Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:29pm.
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Hahahahahahahahhaa Oh Mr Prez! Do you think it's seemly for Heads of State to be mentioning bodily functions? (Come to think of it, should you even be on DL??)

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Can people be creative anymore?????!!!!!!!! This thema hasbeen use before

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