The Photoshop Awards: Another "Circus" Promo
The airbrushing fairies were once again hard at work on this promo for Brit Brit's new album "Circus." I don't think they even take pictures of Brit Brit anymore. They just have the CGI nerds come up with something, then they Photoshop the hell out of that shit, dust it with a little pork rind dust and voila! And is Brit wearing dog poo gloves?
I would've given this shit four Frapps if she was throwing sparkly Cheeto dust in the air instead of that green shit. That green dust is probably what comes out of her weave when she gets a blow out.
Since we're on the subject of my favorite Cheetoling, below is another promo from that "On The Record" documentary thing she did for MTV. This is my favorite quote: "People think that you go through something in life and you need to go to therapy. For me art is therapy, because it's like you're expressing yourself in such a spiritual way." ART?! Has Brit been toking again?
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:11am.
mmmm sunday roast. i literally cannot recall the last time i had a full roast dinner with overcooked veg, bisto gravy and fluffy yorkshire pud.
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OMFG, you are British to the core. You must have a briteesh Nanna yes?
Good catch shandi - nylons? tights? the inner arm is typically lighter, but that is a big diff eh?
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:58pm.
Question:
Has there ever been an actual report that she's bi-polar? Has there ever been anything said about her mental state - clearly and on the record?
NO. Her "people" are undoubtedly overjoyed that so many people assumed it and ran with it instead of coming out and saying that she's just a selfish druggie. From early on in the "5150" hold days started the rumor.
But no official statement.
Considering she ditched her kids it would seem very favorable for them to either officially state or even lead the public to believe it through twisted press releases but they haven't even done that. All arrows (in my opinion) point to narcissistic personality topped with drugs & booze that made her the standout citizen she showed herself to be.
Well well well, there sure is a plethora of bitches here tonight!
sam l - what happened to that skuzzball?
mmmm sunday roast. i literally cannot recall the last time i had a full roast dinner with overcooked veg, bisto gravy and fluffy yorkshire pud.
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Why are her legs so much darker than her arms? Weird.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Hey - congratulations to your country on your movie. Is it the first one?
==>It's gonna be shit, guaranteed. Baz Lurwhatsit had to re-do the ending because it was "too depressing" like Nicole Kidman's life.
Hey, TITS: I think ribbontie is really Sam Lufti...still trying to get his gig back.
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
I'll see you're Angie claw and raise you Oprah's thumb with a Sunday Roast on the side.
and is there a part two: new zealand?
starring whale girl? and one of the boys from fotc?
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how are you all? Under the circumstances..
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yeah that WAS funny. :)
i was chatting with Farrah on yahoo voice - and she caught me saying oot. it was some time before she stopped laughing.
harrrumph
Hey - congratulations to your country on your movie. Is it the first one?
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Submitted by ribbontie on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:10am.
I don't get why you guys don't think it's her? :S
I mean in the vids if she took her hair down and styled it, she would look just like the pic? No? Like any promo photo their is airbrushing,
(there is a LOT OF AIRBRUSHING)
but I don't think it's overdone.
(Yes it is grossly overdone - it looks nothing like that skank.)
I mean she's not what *I* would call fat anymore.
(true, but she doesn't have those legs, arms, stomach, neck, hair or face)
I think her team is being very fair and realistic,
(team? wtf is a team?)
even in the vids she doesn't cake on a ridiculous amount of makeup, she looks normal to me! *shrugs*
(her shoes are nice.)
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Poor Britney, success is such a groundhog BITCH!
Beautiful Canucks, how are you all? Under the circumstances...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:45am.
It can't be her, I can't smell her stank through the monitor.
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it's a scratch 'n sniff.
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It can't be her, I can't smell her stank through the monitor.
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I hope you are being fecetious here. You couldn't possibly be serious. NO.
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
I don't get why you guys don't think it's her? :S
I mean in the vids if she took her hair down and styled it, she would look just like the pic? No? Like any promo photo their is airbrushing, but I don't think it's overdone. I mean she's not what *I* would call fat anymore. I think her team is being very fair and realistic, even in the vids she doesn't cake on a ridiculous amount of makeup, she looks normal to me! *shrugs*
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 12:01am.
Oh please. This is not Shitney.
I don't know who the fuck it is but it ain't Shitney.
The Green Glitter Mist is one of her queefs though.
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To me it looks like 1/5 brit, 2/5 madonna and 2/5 paltrow.
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When I'm pissed I'll crank up some tunes and dance (to Britney Spears of course!), it helps. But really, it only temporarily refocuses your attention, I think eventually you have to deal with the situation in front of you or you might end up repressing it ... and you know psychologically that's never good.
I think Britney has been repressing her emotions for far to long, and could definitely benefit from therapy.
I hope she's not being difficult about it.
Didn't CariDee do a photo similar to this on an episode of 'America's Next Top Model"? Has Ty Ty or Mister Jay been directing this photo shoot?
"Elizabeth, exactly how does one suck a fuck?"
She is disgusting
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:40pm.
I could never figure out what the fuck was going on at the end of that movie. Why was she a chicken?
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Bitch's neck looks like it belongs on a Komodo dragon.
Please.
Oy! This pic get worse if you can believe that:
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheLegendaryMissB
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@lizardbits:
Thing is - you can change the lead pic - you have three choices...how bad could the other two have been? Yeesh!
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Last lizardbits post of the night (and third of the day! wow! I'm behind!) (as if anybody cares... siiigh)
that fucking freeze screen is freaking me OUT! thick neck and jowls!
Oh the power of Catholic school girl uniform and red pleather catsuits. Remember those days?
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
Oh please. This is not Shitney.
I don't know who the fuck it is but it ain't Shitney.
The Green Glitter Mist is one of her queefs though.
"For me art is therapy, because it's like you're expressing yourself in such a spiritual way."
Art is therapy? Art must be her Pharmacist People.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:56pm.
angel, if it starred a midget and they started screaming at the normal woman "One of us, one of us!" then yes that was the film.
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Bingo! I was a little disappointed too. But not so much as it was very late and I was very high:)
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:55pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:44pm.
Putsome - did you ever see the x-files ep that had a sideshow? jigsaw man was in it.
Excellent ep. Just excellent.
Hah - it was the co-joined baby twin that 'did it'.
No, never was much into the X-Files. But I was told about an underground sideshow once just like in the olden days. You could ask the freak questions too. But if you pissed them off with a stupid question then they told you to fuck off.
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Fair enough. Britney needs to go ask those freaks how they do that. Then she might be getting somewhere. Also - she would have to learn how to pinpoint a stupid question.
RE: XFiles I saw that one. Also long ago. I didn't see them all but some epis were quite amazing. I like the one with Burt Reynolds way later on...
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angel, if it starred a midget and they started screaming at the normal woman "One of us, one of us!" then yes that was the film. And I was disappointed by it, I was expecting it to be more freaky and gross after years of it being built up as a cult film.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:44pm.
Putsome - did you ever see the x-files ep that had a sideshow? jigsaw man was in it.
Excellent ep. Just excellent.
Hah - it was the co-joined baby twin that 'did it'.
No, never was much into the X-Files. But I was told about an underground sideshow once just like in the olden days. You could ask the freak questions too. But if you pissed them off with a stupid question then they told you to fuck off.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:40pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:33pm.
Angel - sideshow existed, but it was fake fake fake and mega lame. Bearded lady, stuff in jars... much like high school science class.
Pickled Punks!
Watch Tod Brownings Freaks it had many real sideshow stars from its hey day in it.
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Is that the old B&W...I saw a movie long ago from long long long ago that was really cool. It's true, those peeps are prolly internet spammers now. ;p
ONT: First I think Eau du Britney. And then I think: TOILET BATS AND SLUT STACKS!
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Whoever is doing all these promo pics is great with Photoshop. Her legs have never been that long and lean, nor has her neck ever been that thin. And art, the only art this worthless twat knows is a coloring book.
THIS IS PHOTOSHOPED UP THE GODDAMN FUCKING JOESPH AND ISSAC AND MOSES AND MOTHER MARYS TOO. THERE IS NO WAY THEY TOOK THAT ENORMOUSELY THICK FUCKING NECK AND MADE IT LOOK LIKE A COUPLE OF TENDONS POCKING OUT OF MY FUCKING PINKY FINGER. FUCKERS. EVERYONE SHOULD JUST GET BACK TO THE BASICS OF REAL AND NASTY AS FUCKING HELL PICTURES LIKE HUSTLER AND THE LIKES. THE FUCKING HELL WITH ALL OF THIS OTHER SHIT.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:40pm.
Submitted by wildchildintn on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:17pm.
Yeah, he knows I love Brit. For my birthday, he picked out her perfume gift set for me! lol..
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Yeah, but so does every single chair she's sat in.
I'll pass.
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Putsome - did you ever see the x-files ep that had a sideshow? jigsaw man was in it.
Excellent ep. Just excellent.
Hah - it was the co-joined baby twin that 'did it'.
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TITS, I don't want to see that avie. HAHA.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Can someone summerize that video for me? I was too distracted by the glimpses of her real hair to pay attention...
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Love me or hate me
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Submitted by wildchildintn on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:17pm.
Yeah, he knows I love Brit. For my birthday, he picked out her perfume gift set for me! lol..
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Not the 1st or 2nd one, but the 3rd fragrance..
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:33pm.
Angel - sideshow existed, but it was fake fake fake and mega lame. Bearded lady, stuff in jars... much like high school science class.
Pickled Punks!
Watch Tod Brownings Freaks it had many real sideshow stars from its hey day in it. Yes the sideshow had real bearded ladies in it not the fake ones of today. They were shut down because some little girl had the same disability as a performer and was offended. They may have been Un-PC but at least they provided jobs and homes for many unwanted individuals back in the day.
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I think there's a place for Britney in the Palin administration.
@Mr. Pres...
You like walking that tightrope, yourself, I see!
@ TITS: O that's cool - I wish I'd seen it anyway. And the vid: Yeah - some people din't look SO bad - just real. lol.
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Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:27pm.
I always thought we'd see her suspended in the air by a rope, just not in this way.
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA
This is do-able.
Do you have a backdrop in mind?
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Angel - sideshow existed, but it was fake fake fake and mega lame. Bearded lady, stuff in jars... much like high school science class.
I loved that VID! Squinty was my fav.
Makes me want to get my makeup professionally done.
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I always thought we'd see her suspended in the air by a rope, just not in this way.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Re: Sideshow - I heard about it but never saw it. I always thought it was a fable, actually!
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@TITS: LUVS IT! ♥
Check this out - I found it looking at Brit stoned (for half a second): You gotta check Madonna at 1:45 or close by...lol...and then it gets funny ;p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mvPjMZsBQo&NR=1
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Britney thinks she's an artist. Oh, the comedy.
Yeah, he knows I love Brit. For my birthday, he picked out her perfume gift set for me! lol..
Hey angel! I know!!! I saw her hand and remembered your horrific avatar.
flattery and all that eh wot?
did you ever see the sideshow/freakshow at the cne? I have but a vague memory.
sent you a bastardized brit pic - needs 'something'.
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