The Photoshop Awards: Another "Circus" Promo
The airbrushing fairies were once again hard at work on this promo for Brit Brit's new album "Circus." I don't think they even take pictures of Brit Brit anymore. They just have the CGI nerds come up with something, then they Photoshop the hell out of that shit, dust it with a little pork rind dust and voila! And is Brit wearing dog poo gloves?
I would've given this shit four Frapps if she was throwing sparkly Cheeto dust in the air instead of that green shit. That green dust is probably what comes out of her weave when she gets a blow out.
Since we're on the subject of my favorite Cheetoling, below is another promo from that "On The Record" documentary thing she did for MTV. This is my favorite quote: "People think that you go through something in life and you need to go to therapy. For me art is therapy, because it's like you're expressing yourself in such a spiritual way." ART?! Has Brit been toking again?
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Submitted by SkyBitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:04am.
Oh, cute! Wish I could have a doggie...just not in the cards right now w/my schedule. Wish I had a beach nearby too! :)
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You is just a jellyish H8R!! Haw haw.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Cool, Sandy. What is your avie, BTW?
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
HAHA, I just watched that video clip. She thinks she is such a deep thinker. Hilarious!
The message I got from what she said:
"Hey, y'all, I had like some problems, OK? I'm not like those people who need that therapy stuff. Like, I didn't NEED therapy, y'all...I just needed to dance, and now that I done did that, I'm doin' doggone just fine!"
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
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Submitted by SkyBitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:04am.
***Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 3:52am.
Time to walk the ginger pomeranian on the beach, aka getting a life
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Oh, cute! Wish I could have a doggie...just not in the cards right now w/my schedule. Wish I had a beach nearby too! :)
===>it takes a while to achieve. And I am very fortunate to have a dog friendly beach nearby.
***Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 3:52am.
Time to walk the ginger pomeranian on the beach, aka getting a life
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Oh, cute! Wish I could have a doggie...just not in the cards right now w/my schedule. Wish I had a beach nearby too! :)
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
is there a breakdown in communication? why is it that britney insists on cutting her own hair so short and wearing weaves so long with not enough blending? it's just short bits at the front and the crown then suddenly the stuck on long weave. you see the mess when you see all the messed up different lengths that don't go together. i thought she has the most expensive and skilled weave-o-logists at her disposal. why does her weave job also look so country?
Time to walk the ginger pomeranian on the beach, aka getting a life
Submitted by SkyBitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 3:24am.
OMG, seriously? Don't take it personally, hon. You're not missing out on any fun there. Trust.
LOL...No worried here babe, trolls lie burned in ditch
OMG, seriously? Don't take it personally, hon. You're not missing out on any fun there. Trust.
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
I've never been trolled *sobs*
*cracking my last beer*
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
***Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 3:03am.***
Like I said, "when I first saw you" and I also said I know better now. I used to be on here constantly and was trolled here and there...it was just the name similarity and it lasted a nanosecond. I wasn't accusing you of anything...not by any means.
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Submitted by SkyBitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:55am.
Sand: I certainly know otherwise now, but when I first saw you on here, I thought you were trolling me. haha I'm not on here much at all these days (new, brutal job), but I used to be on as much as you are now...passed the torch. :)
--->Me, trolling? Are you kidding me? Girlfriend please.
Sand: I certainly know otherwise now, but when I first saw you on here, I thought you were trolling me. haha I'm not on here much at all these days (new, brutal job), but I used to be on as much as you are now...passed the torch. :)
TITS: I'm not much of a sweets girl, really. My weaknesses are dairy products and crustaceans (in no particular order).
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
For Tits:
War of the worlds ~ Jeff Wayne, Richard Burton
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8JLqsbK5V0
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:46am.
sleep now - i think moaning mrytle next door has finally orgasmed.
Good night TITS! Fuck the time difference.
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i don't want to know what she's fucking. she has to be 60 if she's a day.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:44am.
TITS: Every time you say "SB", I think you are talking to me and get all confused. Yeah, it doesn't take much. :)
===My alter ego, I am the sand you are the sky...
Submitted by SkyBitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:44am.
TITS: Every time you say "SB", I think you are talking to me and get all confused. Yeah, it doesn't take much. :)
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d'oh!
do you like english sweets? they truly are in a class by themselves.
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sleep now - i think moaning mrytle next door has finally orgasmed.
Good night TITS! Fuck the time difference.
TITS: Every time you say "SB", I think you are talking to me and get all confused. Yeah, it doesn't take much. :)
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Giblets.
If you miss it, you should come here. Toronto, Vancouver or Victoria will be your best bets.
England isn't English anymore from what I hear.
fuck they even have roll royce limos with the steering wheel on the wrong side.
sleep now - i think moaning mrytle next door has finally orgasmed.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:35am.
Anyone can fry tomatoes, do they have fried BLACK PUDDING?
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likely. eastendgirl eats that shit, asked me to bring her some if I ever go to vancouver (a grocery store here sells it). if i saw it on a menu, my eye would quickly look at something else to blot it from memory.
FRIED PIGS BLOOD WITH ADDED FAT!
Me love HORSERADISH. Grilled Barramundi, capers, horseradish sauce, baked potato in jacket...aka Guy Fawkes night. I miss ENGLAND!
sb - here's a blast from the past for you - Vitmo.
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Aussies do NOT appreciate their British roots.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:33am.
Mixing another bloody mary....Worcestershire sauce
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that's my drink of choice. sigh.
lime? celery salt?
ever try it with horseradish?
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Anyone can fry tomatoes, do they have fried BLACK PUDDING?
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likely. eastendgirl eats that shit, asked me to bring her some if I ever go to vancouver (a grocery store here sells it). if i saw it on a menu, my eye would quickly look at something else to blot it from memory.
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***Submitted by ribbontie on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:10am.
I don't get why you guys don't think it's her? :S
I mean in the vids if she took her hair down and styled it, she would look just like the pic? No? Like any promo photo their is airbrushing, but I don't think it's overdone.
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REALLY? Then please tell me where that moronic 'lips' tattoo went. They must have 'airbrushed' the Marlboro Red out of her germy hand too. Oh, and what about her frapp chin, ham hocks, cow eyes and fat piggy nose?
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Mixing another bloody mary....Worcestershire sauce
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:29am.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:26am.
Leave your teeth at the door:
http://www.englishsweets.com/Sweetshop/default.asp
Holy fuck expensive!
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they bring in the christmas boxes too!
had a great aunt from lands end that used to send me one every year, bless her pea picking heart. what a joy they were.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:29am.
As common as donut shops. Sorry pookie. I've lived all across this country and can tell you there are at any given time at least 4 places in each city where one could get a full english breakfast - fried tomatoes and all.
Doughnut ? What's a doughnut?
Anyone can fry tomatoes, do they have fried BLACK PUDDING?
no wonder bit bit has issues! looks nothing like her, like she has a neck and legs! not to mention arms that no longer have their own gravitational field!
expensive? lol, and your plastic dollar only purchases 80 cents canadian.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:25am.
I should move to Canadia and open a restaurant that sells REAL british comfort food. FOOD THAT WINS WARS.
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As common as donut shops. Sorry pookie. I've lived all across this country and can tell you there are at any given time at least 4 places in each city where one could get a full english breakfast - fried tomatoes and all.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:26am.
Leave your teeth at the door:
http://www.englishsweets.com/Sweetshop/default.asp
Holy fuck expensive!
do these people even bother TRYING to make it look a little real?
I like Brit and I think she looks damn good,almost as good as she did before her breakdown.She looked hot in the clip of her singing in concert with Vadge and you can't photo shop a live performance.I believe her drug use led to her breakdown but I do not think she is bi-polar.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
Leave your teeth at the door:
http://www.englishsweets.com/Sweetshop/default.asp
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EXACTLY!!!!!
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
I should move to Canadia and open a restaurant that sells REAL british comfort food. FOOD THAT WINS WARS.
Tits, I need to move to the Canadadia. As much as I love me a yank and an aussie, me need cold snow and toad in the hole.
***Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:11am.
Well well well, there sure is a plethora of bitches here tonight!
sam l - what happened to that skuzzball?
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Good question. He's probably been in closed-door meetings with some ambulance chasers ever since Daddy Spears gave him the boot.
Wherever he is, I'm sure he is hurting badly....too bad there's no live feed of it on the Interwebs.
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Christ she's deep.
Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today. -Max Fischer
another tea house/restaurant: http://www.bletheringplace.com/
check out the menu - and it's REALLY good food.
there are many.
the worst is the empress hotel. the food is shit, and it's 50$ per person. total rip.
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KIPPERS WITH BUTTER AND PARSLEY SAUCE! dying here
Treacle pudding, custard and cream....brandy snaps
SB - canada is VERY british. it's sickening. a british accent carries authority, i've even known people to get promoted likely based upon a accent. men and women are besotted by it.
where i live (smallish town) there are THREE british candy stores (with some groceries). THREE! thank dog - i love their stuff.
double decker tourists buses spewing black smoke just like stan in on the buses.
there's also a tea room here that has the walls plastered with memorial plates of the royal family - i ordered eggs bene. the sauce was from a packet.
do not get me started.
smell of kippers frying first thing the morning.
wince
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My nanna was a school dinner lady...I would die for a Toad in the Hole with gravy and mash and hot english mustard...
Overboiled cabbage, potatoes roasted in beef dripping, Yorkshire pud, mint sauce, squishy peas...