The Real Sasha Fierce On The Bonnie Hunt Show
The hot piece that became a YouTube star by showing up Beyonce was on "The Bonnie Hunt Show" this morning. Beyonce probably offered to come on her show, but Bonnie said, "Hell naw! I want the real Sasha Fierce!" And that's what she got. Unfortunately, Shane Mercado didn't wear that sexy one piece number. It's daytime TV, I guess he had to keep it PG. He should have at least ripped off to reveal some cyborg nipple tassels or something. Beyonce has the cyborg glove, Sasha Fierce should have cyborg nipple tassels.
I can't embed the video, so click here to see Sasha Fierce in all her glory. You might want to put on some sunglasses when you watch this shit. It's full of glitter and I wouldn't want you to get any in your fragile eyes.
Thanks Robyn
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Ick. Watching this makes me very uncomfortable.
I love me some Shane Mercado, he had the moves and he is even better than Sasha fish.
when i hear 'beyonce' i think: overexposed.
when i hear 'fierce' i think: overused.
when i saw shane, i just wanted to invite him over.
there is a whole messa twinky delightfulness in that itty fella with the happy feet.
and i agree: perez has been ripping off mk for years, he's a lonely, bitter queen with nothing but awful things to say.
When in the fuck did Bonnie Hunt get her own show?!?!
I love you, MK, but if Shane starts a blog you may be in trouble!
@ricki lake:
Mostly - you are a troll.
PS. Check it again. Just cuz the camera spins doesn't mean the beat changes.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
Yes angel, I knew you were talking to me. And you're right, he is...some of the time. Here's how you can check: the people in the video do it correctly. When they don't match up, he is wrong. Funny how that works. And I am no more bigoted than everyone else here. I just don't pretend to be an angel.
I'm talking to you, ricki, btw.RUDE!
You don't know who's posting, silly. You make such WIDE generalizations and you just make yourself look like a bigot.
You would do well to pick up the phrase "It seems to suit these posters' taste but I don't prefer it, myself."
He IS on the beat. Check it.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
zulu, actually, it is. You don't look good when you overperform shit. He's not even on the beat! Overthrusting and gyrating may thrill housewives who don't know what they're talking about and who think flaming homosexuals and the word 'fierce' are 'fierce,' but it doesn't change the fact overperforming is as bad as underperforming. I don't care if he's danced for 22 years, he's still not very good, alas. And no, he most definitely did not do it better than Beyonce, lol.
(PS I am not a purist. Thanks.)
He was interviewed on tv. He is a classically trained dancer who's been dancing for 22 years. It took him only 2 days to learn the routine, yet he does it better than Beyonce. The guy's got real talent.
Shane is HOT HOT HOT!
Its not about the technique or the natural rythm, my dear ricki lake. You purists just don't get it.
It's all about being fierce and proud of one's fierceness and boy, Shane oozes fierce.
SHANE IS FIERCE.
i looooooove him.
Ok, I have to say, as a dancer...Shane is really not all that great. Not much technique or natural rhythm (he's off in a lot of places) and he didn't even do the choreography right in a lot of places. I mean, perfectly fine for a YouTube video, but why is he on national TV? Oh, that's right...he's a flaming homosexual and danced around in a tiny panty-based outfit on the Internet. Sigh.
Submitted by angry mom on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:10am.
All righty then.
BTW did you notice he looks a LOT like MK??
I'm suspicious.
Anybody else think so?
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"Michael Phelps - No. The body is sexy, but the face didn't get the memo."--MK
Oh my fucking God in heaven I love Shane so much! When I was flippin through the channels yesterday and saw him I was so happy I nearly shat myself...My bunny ears don't usually work for the channel that Bonnie Hunt show is on but for some reason the heavens allowed for the signal to come in for a few moments for me to witness the glory of the true Sasha Fierce.
Thank you Jebus, Superman, Buddah. :)
God I love this man!
He looks way hotter without that leotard thing. He's my new hero.
WORK IT!!!
Hot dance biscuit with honey.
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"If you're going to talk about this shit, then come prepared with years of research you have done, pie charts, Powerpoint presentations, etc...etc..."--MK
i loved it, thank you!!! He was more than fierce!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
LOL!
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Work that shit!
Beyukky NEEEEDED this hot little twink.People actually like this song(a little).
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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
I love this guy.. I could watch him dance all day!
Michael K I'm sorry, but I will cheat on you with this guy. I fucking love him!
Shane, you rock. Please come over to my house and show me how it's done.
The Hotness.
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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)
Awesome. Dance you little biscuit.
I'm starting to love this song. Don't blame me. MK's fault.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
I love this guy,I lust him in the same way I lust MK.Total sex bomb.Beyonce.Madonna or Brit need to hire this hotness as a dancer...drool....
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
When I first saw his youtube video that he made, I figured he was posting it hoping to be discovered. And he deserves. He's an awesome dancer. And I love that he really seems to enjoy it, too.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by milk thistle extract on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:20am.
Every time I see the name Sasha Fierce, I think Sacher Torte.
http://tinyurl.com/6jd4ej
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LOL
Isn't that just icing in a pie shell? Understand, I have nothing against that whatsoever...
The name reminds me of Kaiser Soze (sp?)... no pic.
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As much as I hate to give a celeb any credit, I have to hand it to Beyonce...she knows how to WORK those fucking hips. Damn.
Oh, and Twinkie worked it too, especially for being so hip-deficient.
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Every time I see the name Sasha Fierce, I think Sacher Torte.
http://tinyurl.com/6jd4ej
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:00am.
the thing about this vid is he's ENJOYING himself. He's smiling and happy. Not too often you see that anymore
Well said, Ghostly Claw Hand.
Submitted by sienna miller on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 12:28am.
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MAAHAHAHAA!! Seriously! I'm jus jellis of the hags who get to hang with this hotness!
I wanna be in his hag posse <3
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JUST ONE OF THE SAME FUCKED UP BUNCH POSTING AT ALL HOURS.
oh man he MUST be related to Walter Mercado!!! Where's that DL poster who said he's a friend of Shane's? GAH! This hot thang's making me looove this leftover Ciara re-tread track!
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JUST ONE OF THE SAME FUCKED UP BUNCH POSTING AT ALL HOURS.
the thing about this vid is he's ENJOYING himself. He's smiling and happy. Not too often you see that anymore.... it's (dare I say it?) it's uncool.
he should have done it without a shirt.
he kinda looks like MK. all i can picture is a bitch-slap fest.
ps - bonnie HUNT? has a show???? wtf! I love her. She was great in that big dog movie. snark with a smile.
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SIENNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bend over and give me some sugar!
On topic, I can't stop watching this video, I am Mercaditized!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
i love this guy
gyeah, it's best not to encourage me.
kiss kiss
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ZOMG
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LOVE
HIM
next target: the gays. if I can't fukem, no one can.
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
Beyonce, hire him.
Now.
Cheers.
THAT"s what's wrong with this vid! His outfit's all wrong! Blasted mindnumbers!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
Me thinks MK needs to get with this hot piece... but only if the guy wears the leotard he wore in the original You Tube video.
I have watched this three times today! It makes me so happy lol
This hot mess needs to grab his leotards, sparkly g-strings and a case of condoms and head to Vegas. He has bright future.
Out dances that robot wax figure Beyonce any day.
he looked absolutely FIERCE in that tight ass leotard he wore in tha original vid
he is 100000x fiercier than beYAWNce
@ Tits
It really pisses me off because Perez seems to have forgotten that he is a failed actor who got into gossip blogging. Now he's posting all this political shit and pictures of himself at parties.
I need to start a blog that calls him out for becoming the very thing he mocks.
Also, he shamelessly steals pictures from photo agencies without paying them, so why would I be surprised that he rips off MK without giving him credit?
Mario Lavandeira is a fucking hack who has gotten famous merely by being mediocre and copying those superior to him. I hate that bastard. And I don't care that he lost all that weight. He will always be fat to me. UGH.
Beyonce panders really hard to the gays. She's not stupid, i mean she is stupid in the brains but she's knows what's what. Whaaaat?
edit> TITS i think you should be nominated for HOT SLUT those avatars are hysterical
Submitted by PTRemedie on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:18pm.
I showed the clip to my 67 year old Chicana mother and she said: "Ay, he's light on his feet! Que chulo!" I've been giggling all over my fucking self ever since. He's made me totally dig this song.
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AWWW your grandma is cute.
re: Perez ripping off MK, i'm sure he must be, the writting over there is so fucking bad and corny.
callan - yes and yes.
i can't bare that site. all self promotion, pseudo charities and star fucking.
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Jesush! BBpink - that's twink-alicious!
(those pants can't be comfortable!)
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Okay Perez just posted the Shane Mercado clip on his site.
I have becoming increasingly convinced that he is ripping off MK. Ugh. I can't name all the instances off the top of my head, but it's happening.
However, I must clarify one thing: is "Ceiling Eyes" in reference to Audrina Patridge, an MK original? Because Perez has suddenly been using that nickname a lot lately and it made me wonder.