Tuesday, November 18th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Week: Toby From The Stanley Steemer Commercials
Birthday: I'm guessing he's a Scorpio.
Age: ?
Birth Name: Champ? I've known 3 Golden Retrievers named Champ!
Original Date of HS of the Day: November 16, 2008
Claim to Fame: Toby is best known for his amazing scooting skills in the Stanley Steemer commercial.
Where is he now? Hopefully he's at the vet getting his ass looked at for worms.
Why is he HS of the Week? I feel like Toby is part of my fucking family. I watch TV all day and his commercial comes on at least half a dozen times. Every time the boy says "Check out Toby's new trick," I stop what I'm doing, watch, laugh and think to myself, "That Toby!" Each time. Commercial below:
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>>>Birth Name: Champ? I've known 3 Golden Retrievers named Champ!
...Toby actually appears to be a yellow lab. just sayin.
Cats [unfortunately] do this too.
After many a carpet hashmark unaccounted for we finally caught the culprit in the act and we laughed so hard we couldn't reprimand him.
He's a 'garage' cat now. I needn't expound.
I love this dog!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by tobylikesmovies on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:18am.
toby the dog (of which there are many, i used to get shit thrown at my head in middle school by clever hoes yelling "fetch, bitch!")
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holee fuck. really? you funning us?
Where the hell did you go to school?
(and I thought I had it bad with teasing!!)
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toby the dog (of which there are many, i used to get shit thrown at my head in middle school by clever hoes yelling "fetch, bitch!") is an inspiration to all tobys of the world. on that note, my own dog is named hiro nakamura.
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Submitted by doobitydoodaday on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 12:47am.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 4:28pm.
Excuse me, but what the fuck does a disgusting ass scooting mongrel have to do with being a scorpio?
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 4:28pm.
Excuse me, but what the fuck does a disgusting ass scooting mongrel have to do with being a scorpio?
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You just answered your own question.
I laugh at that commercial every time I see it! Toby's the shit. And don't be picking on those Scorpios!
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i love this commercial
YAY Toby!!! tee hee I luuuurve that skunk.
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Dogs do that when they have doodie that's stuck on their behinds. It's pretty gross!
Your face!
this commercial played endlessly in phoenix...much to my delight...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Our kitten Isabella did that the first day we took her home, after her first use of the litterbox. Thank God it was on a wood floor, not the carpet. She did have round worms too.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
That is by far one of my fave commercials! I crack up every time I see it!!!
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PUPPEHS being tres cute.
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this dog is a really good artist.
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That's my dog!!!
TheVinylVillager on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 4:41pm.
and that, my friends, is why I dont have a dog. If something is gonna put its ass on my carpets, it better have bought me dinner and have an eight incher up front.
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Heeeheee.
The acting in this commercial is so bad that Toby saves the day!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
I used to get so grossed out when my dog would do that, then he'd turn around and go sniff the trail.
*gags*
Dogs are so fucking nasty.
Boot(y) Scootin' Boogie.
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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)
Haha this commercial is gross but it cracks me up. My Lab used to do this in the snow when he was a puppy.
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YOu know, when I first saw these spots on TV, my first thought was self-doubt - because I have *never* flipped my lid and called the carpet cleaners when one of my dogs have done that. Does that make me skeevy or are these ads just dumb?
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Awwww Toby! When is your owner gonna get you to a vet? Anal sack times are a bitch!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 5:12pm.
Beagles are notorious for impacted anal glands!
HAHA! Yeah, my vet told me that when he first started having that problem. It's a hell of a thing to be known for!
My mother-in-law's dog scoots all the time. She's always taking him to the vet to get his anal glands drained. Ewwww.
That said, Toby is cute, and I hope he is a Scorpio because Scorpios rule!
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barelybeagle,
Beagles are notorious for impacted anal glands!
Gah! I love beagles!!! Baroooooooooooo!
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Where is he now? Hopefully he's at the vet getting his ass looked at for worms.
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My dog scooted when his butt sacs needed drained. This commercial came out right after he had them drained. I laughed so hard. too funny
That anal sac smell is the WORST! My dog (yes, a beagle) has that problem from time to time, but he never scoots his ass on the carpet. Usually it goes away once he takes a shit. The vet showed me how to express them but I'm terrified that the anal sac goo is gonna squirt all over me!
ha ha this commercial makes me laugh and I am soooooooooo glad I am too busy to read what I saw when I glanced down the page: anal sacs and worms! I'm going back to my damn Credit Agreement, have a great evening you bunch of anal sacs and worms! LUBS YA!♥♥♥♥♥
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Just as James Haven is real, maybe it's the real Charles Manson? He used to write.
Bootie-scootin' doggie.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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No, your dogs do that because they have worms. Hello, how many times do I have to say it??
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MORE THAN YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ANAL SACS
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WHY IS MY PET SCOOTING?
Anal sacs (also called "anal glands") are two small glands just inside your pet's anus. The material secreted into these glands is thick and foul smelling. Most animals can empty these glands voluntarily for scent marking or in self defense (like a skunk might do).
Domestic animals have largely lost their ability to empty these sacs voluntarily. Walking around and normal defecation serves to empty the glands but some animals become unable to empty their glands on their own at all. The sacs become impacted and uncomfortable. Dogs with impacted anal sacs usually scoot their rear on the ground in an attempt to empty the glands. Some dogs will lick their anal area and other dogs will chase their tails. Cats often lick the fur off just under their tails.
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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.
There's a puppy stuck in a crevasse in the new bed!!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 4:41pm.
I think JIM'S last name is MANSON too.
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nope and I'll tell you why...unless it is very deliberate, JIM'S comments are full of typos,
MANSON'S are usually not.
The devil is in the details details.
Plus I really don't think my JIM would have an alt.
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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.
my dogs do that when they have poop stuck to their butts
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
My golden does that outside after bending a fresh biscuit. I laugh every time. It's truly one of the funniest looking things ever known to man.
Thanks Mrs G.
I needed that
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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 4:32pm.
*runs away screaming*
Holy crap! You cornhole, I was looking for this!
You rock, slut.
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Oh honey, please, please, please tell me you're getting paid for this. If not, you need to shop your ass around and get an agent/business manager.
You should be compensated for your wonderful gifts.
Not only does Stanley Steemer get your home cleaner, it gets your hole cleaner, too!
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I think JIM'S last name is MANSON too.
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and that, my friends, is why I dont have a dog. If something is gonna put its ass on my carpets, it better have bought me dinner and have an eight incher up front.
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Usually not worms. I learned this the hard way. What they're doing is getting the poo off their butt fur. If you want to puke after dinner, email me & I'll tell you how to check your pet for worms.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 4:33pm.
And if we're really lucky, Charlie will turn caps lock off.
But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 4:31pm.
Submitted by zomay
I don't know why, but I like the guy in the hotels.com commercial. He gets all excited about 2 shampoos in the hotel room. "IT'S WORKING.. THEY GOT ME."
This cracks me up.
I don't know why.
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Me too. I can relate. I like to stay at the W hotel for the Bliss toiletries. That's how they got me...
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Ewww.
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