Tommy Girl & Stepford Katie Have Been "Married" For 2 Years
Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie's two year wedding anniversary is today. Happy Fakeversary? I guess... Try not to explode with excitement. According to tradition, you're supposed to give bitches cotton on their second wedding anniversary. Something tells me that Katie is going to get a few dozen napkins with the words "RUN KATIE" perfectly monogrammed on them.
In honor of his wedding anniversary, Tommy Girl puckered up his lips and told Hello! Magazine (via Celebitchy), "And they said it wouldn’t last. I guess we proved them wrong."
Um...the legal documents probably state that it must last a minimum of 5 years and a maximum of 10 (just ask Nicole).
Below is a journey through photographs of Katie going from a slice of apple pie with cheddar cheese on top to a robot zombie with barley in her eyes.
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Two years is hardly a testament to a relationships longevity. Does she have a mustache?
Well, shucks.
Remember how cute she used to be?
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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.
Tommygirl just left my apartment. Oh dear.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)