Tommy Girl & Stepford Katie Have Been "Married" For 2 Years
Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie's two year wedding anniversary is today. Happy Fakeversary? I guess... Try not to explode with excitement. According to tradition, you're supposed to give bitches cotton on their second wedding anniversary. Something tells me that Katie is going to get a few dozen napkins with the words "RUN KATIE" perfectly monogrammed on them.
In honor of his wedding anniversary, Tommy Girl puckered up his lips and told Hello! Magazine (via Celebitchy), "And they said it wouldn’t last. I guess we proved them wrong."
Um...the legal documents probably state that it must last a minimum of 5 years and a maximum of 10 (just ask Nicole).
Below is a journey through photographs of Katie going from a slice of apple pie with cheddar cheese on top to a robot zombie with barley in her eyes.
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All of those photos are disturbing. He is such a freak and she is painfully unattractive.
I think she actually really liked him in the first few photos. After the wedding though, it's all forced. After they married, she knew she would be collecting ($$$!!) and her true feelings of digust started to show.
Submitted by Manbearpig on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:15pm.
Katie has aged at the rate our presidents do once in office.
Very true. It's startling what high stress does to you. Another example is Shania Twain post-divorce.
Damn! She's aged 20 years in 2. And...ummm...does this count as a gay marriage??
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:20pm.
Love that last thumbnail. You can see why AnoWh0reBot is the **MAN** of TG's dreams!!
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Priceless, thanks for pointing that out. Her head is even twice his size. Poor girl, she prolly said that to him the first time he dropped trou too.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
I think I am the only one in the world who likes these two together, and who thinks Katie's looks have improved. But then again, I like Posh, so I tend to favour the aliens...
Submitted by eatmybook on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:00pm.
Interesting in a morbid way that their anniversary is the same anniversary of the Jim Jones kool aid slaughter. Maybe it's a cult-courtesy thing?
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She has the culty wedding hairdo to go with that theory
When I first read that they had gotten together, I thought it was someone trying to punk me.
They gross me out. It's not the age difference, it's not the Scientology (well, maybe a little), it's not the ridiculous way they present themselves to the press. They're just gross together.
It really REALLY grosses me out that Suri looks so much like both of them, because I refuse to imagine that they have sex. She's a test-tube baby like whoa.
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Love that last thumbnail. You can see why AnoWh0reBot is the **MAN** of TG's dreams!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
With every picture, the light in Katie's eyes gets dimmer.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
i can't believe i used to have a crush on him.. bring back the tom cruise circa 1995-96 :(
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:17pm.
Waiting for Suri to write her memoirs titled, "My two dads, A story of transformation".
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hahahaha. Hope she breaks free eventually of the Scieno crap and is able to write her memoirs.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:14pm.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
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This made me spit out my food. Stop it! I need to eat - I have to work!
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Might I suggest they play: You've lost that loving feeling, for their first dance tonight?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Waiting for Suri to write her memoirs titled, "My two dads, A story of transformation".
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wow.. i love how she's taller than him in all the candids and red carpet photos, but the wedding photo he clearly made it so he'd be taller than her. what a freak
Katie has aged at the rate our presidents do once in office. She'll be totally gray by next year.
There's not a picture in the bunch where I see a real connection and love between them. In most of them, they look related.
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2 years isn't what I would consider "lasting". What a joke.
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Yeah Snow piece, wake my ass up when suri goes all ape shit and cancels their subscription to life.
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Submitted by IzzabellVonRae on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:05pm.
That last picture just shows T.G.'s plan the whole time. Bastard. Katie used to be my girl. I guess now she's my "super bot" girl.
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LOL!
Seriously - she is JUST 30. Two years, dude - that's sad.
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Why does she do that stupid thing with her tongue when she smiles? I hate that shit.
I amn in a bad mood today so any celeb that pisses me off is in for it. Do you hear that, BloHan?
2 years?! That happened to her in 2 years?! A transformation like that should take at least 20. Fuck.
When you put it like that, with side-by-sides, I can really see how she's changed
Creepy and creepier.
off topic, but brighter news...just picked up the David Cook CD at lunch, pretty good...haven't dug into it yet but I'd guess that there was some collaboration with some of the folks who worked on Daughtry's CD, similar sounds.
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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
Lo: how about patricide and matricide??? can we wake you up then???
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Katie has been doing the $cieno Hokey Pokey for all this time.
You put your whole brain in, you put whole brain out, you put your whole brain in and we'll shake it all about,
You do the $cieno Hokey Pokey
Turn your self about,
HAH we got your SOUL and there's no way out!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
so much ammo wasted in irak, can't somebody put those two out of their own fucking miseries?
What a difference 2 years have made in her appearance. So sad.
You know what? Wake me up when this shit ends in a murder/suicide.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
That last picture just shows T.G.'s plan the whole time. Bastard. Katie used to be my girl. I guess now she's my "super bot" girl.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening... but this wasn't it.
Katie isn't even 30, right? Dang. Hope she's getting paid well.
Time flies when you're being programmed.
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Anybody catch the bit they did about them on Family Guy? I could only find this one, but it's funnier when the pictures are actually moving....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5xCkBOjojw
Katie really was cute, especially in the 4th photo in the 1st row. But it's clearly obvious what a sham this marriage is.
See what happens when join a cult? Ages you big time.
Aliens are having a party tonight.
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eatmybook : that was awesome!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
*sigh* I WISH she'd married Dawson!
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Damn! She went from being young and pretty to old and fug.
I guess being "married" to Tommy Girl will do that!
That picture is fuckin hilarious! God I remember that Batman Begins premiere what a ridiculous,embarrassing, spectacle they made out of themselves. You did forget the couch jump.
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
Her wedding hairdo is hysterical.
They remind me of a scene in The Aviator where Howard Hughes auditions women to be his girlfriend.
The thrill is gone. The thrill is gone away.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
4th picture, 4th row. Katie looks a guy. Yikes.
EDIT: Clams, you're a tease!
You know when people do those avatars where they are human and then transform into a lion or other being? Well someone should do that with Katie's time with Tom.
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Gawd. She looks like she's trying to push him away. She should have pushed a little harder.
Interesting in a morbid way that their anniversary is the same anniversary of the Jim Jones kool aid slaughter. Maybe it's a cult-courtesy thing?
Hey! Dlisted has a post on www.thefrisky.com today! It's so funny ... it's a lexicon of all of Michael's code words, except they left off my favourite, coochi! I use it in my rl and no one knows what I mean. Unless I'm holding it.
They kick you out of Sears for that, btw.
No, no photos. However, I can give details.
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Married for two years but she's aged 20 in that time...
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Submitted by kevin clamato on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:53pm.
Tommygirl just left my apartment. Oh dear.
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Clams, you got pictures?! Ha ha!
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