Tommy Girl & Stepford Katie Have Been "Married" For 2 Years
Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie's two year wedding anniversary is today. Happy Fakeversary? I guess... Try not to explode with excitement. According to tradition, you're supposed to give bitches cotton on their second wedding anniversary. Something tells me that Katie is going to get a few dozen napkins with the words "RUN KATIE" perfectly monogrammed on them.
In honor of his wedding anniversary, Tommy Girl puckered up his lips and told Hello! Magazine (via Celebitchy), "And they said it wouldn’t last. I guess we proved them wrong."
Um...the legal documents probably state that it must last a minimum of 5 years and a maximum of 10 (just ask Nicole).
Below is a journey through photographs of Katie going from a slice of apple pie with cheddar cheese on top to a robot zombie with barley in her eyes.
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After just reading the headline I said to myself - "Well, that mans she only has 3 more years left of her contract"
"It's the 2nd best thing I do with my feet..."
Urgh. Same date as me and my boyfriend's 5 year anniversary.
We must admit that for a 50-year old homosexual Tammy looks pretty good.
Who is her plastic surgeon?
Thanks for the photos so we may examine Tammy's facelift scars but since only 'Tammy-approved' photos are ever printed, we can be sure that the scars have been shopped out.
Also, why is Tammy wearing her 'bangs 'do' again - new transplants or plastic surgery to cover up?
She sure has changed in 2 years.It's so sad,she used to be vibrant and happy.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I want to know how in the hell is she "shorter" than TommyGirl in the wedding picture, yet in every other pic, she towers over him?? Is he standing on a milk box & is she standing in a hole?!?
RUN, KATIE, RUN!!! And take SURI with you!!!!!
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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
Remember about a month or so ago, there was a picture of Katie with snarly, ridgey teef? And they said she always had teef like that? Well look closely - her teef aren't straight but they have no ridges.
Submitted by Snowblood on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 6:24pm.
And now that I think about it, are there any pictures of Katie kissing Tom? There probably are, but you don't see too many.
There's something very unsettling and disgusting about the way he kisses her, in the header pic, the fourth one in and the eighth pic in - look how he woodenly squashes his mouth against her cheek, or on her lips - he has a cruel-looking mouth, I've always thought. Hard, cruel and crazy.
But I always get creeped out when I see these photos of Tom hard-kissing Katie, they ALL - every single kis-pic of them - look forced, hard and creepy.
What I don't get is how anybody can live so big a lie. Don't these people have souls?
LOL @ Tom's imdb's bio. It has this gem:
While filming Days of Thunder (1990) at Daytona International Speedway, he enjoyed playing football with the truck drivers. He was the receiver - he loved going deep to catch a pass.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
devilgirl - you might have something there.
Deb, you are spot on, in each pic you can see the gleam in her eyes diminishing.
M.E- I think Tyra helped her with her sex change as well.
Wow, in just two short years, she went from young and fresh looking to old and beat. Not to mention a man.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 3:19pm.
That's scary. You can actually pinpoint exactly when she realized what hell she'd gotten herself into. Eighth photo in.
Sixth photo in, she's totally pregs. Was that "official" then, I wonder?
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6th photo in is after she had Suri and showed up to Tommy Girl premier.
Isn't Katiebot refusing to leave New York? That's what the tabloids are saying. I'm giving them another year tops. He killed her spirit. I hope she tries to take it back.
That last picture says it all. Tommy finally has his clone.
Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 3:22pm.
Gyeah, are you old enough to remember ol' Jimmy Jones? Heavens that was horrific. I bet Kate-bot wishes she had some grape Kool-aide right now....
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I think wasn't born yet but i read (who knew!) and that was a very horrific and important event. Also, we just recently passed the anniversary so there were shows on the History Channel, etc.
I wonder how big Katie's installment payment was today? Together for 2 years = $50,000, $100,000, $250,000? I can't wait for the details in the inevitable divorce settlement.
Have they put a coat on Suri yet? Jesus Blue-Balled Christ!
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
"And they said it wouldn’t last.."
Michael Jackson (aka alledged creepy child toucher) said the same thing about his arranged marriage.
I don't feel sorry for either of these used butt plugs.
ugh these pics are mind boggling!! the last one says it all--tommy turned her into a man. she desperately needs to grow her hair back--i keep seeing him saying a little shorter, no just a little more, hmmm maybe just a tad shorter. perfect you've aged 20 years and i could get away with calling you keith!
That picture is making me uncomfortable. He looks like he could be her father! Ewwwie.
Gyeah, are you old enough to remember ol' Jimmy Jones? Heavens that was horrific. I bet Kate-bot wishes she had some grape Kool-aide right now....
It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
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That's scary. You can actually pinpoint exactly when she realized what hell she'd gotten herself into. Eighth photo in.
Sixth photo in, she's totally pregs. Was that "official" then, I wonder?
Sweet Ba-bee Jeezbus! That short little mutant sucked all the joy and life out of that poor girl.
It only took 2 years to make her into a suburban haus frau? Yikes. Suri run away as fast as you can!
It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
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She was so pretty and looked full of life back then. Now, she just looks so sickly and dead in the eyes.
I almost forgot about the nauseating PDA's of theirs. They sure have cooled off. They're as cold as Suri's bare ass running around with no coat on in the fall.
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:01pm.
They remind me of a scene in The Aviator where Howard Hughes auditions women to be his girlfriend.
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Yes very much so.
Katie lost.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Katie was so cute back then I want to pinch her cheeks! Now she looks haggard and frail. Tom has completely sucked the life outta her and for what? His own delusions of grandeur!
Your face!
Her skin tone is so grey these days. She always looks ill.
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PETA doesn't care about anything that isn't cute and furry.
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
PETA doesn't care about leather for some reason.
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
Hey, k.nancy, I saw his profile on youngmenwithtightasses.com. You know what he was looking for at that site.
Wow.. you can sure see the depression set in.
"There's always more. That's what more means."
What in the blue blazes is he doing to her? She went from cheeky the chipmunk to sally the skeleton in two years.... yeesh
Oh man, you can literally see her soul escaping her body in the time progression of those photos.
She does not smile with her teeth showing anymore. I feel like that says something.
FREE KATIE!
Is PETA afraid of ScientoloTom? I noticed that he wears a lot of leather and PETA doesn't give him a flour-shower!
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Dammit. He should have married ME!
at least I'd make him look tall...ish.
Ugh. That is sooooo sad!!! you can see her smile fad like the wrinkles on Nicoles face...I feel dirty.
The happy smiles stop right after the first row, then we just get wistful "Why can't I get the hell away from him?" smile. And why does she pose with one hand on his gut like that?
OMG That top picture is the best. You can just read her thoughts, "Okay...that's enough. Let me go. Oh crap, now he's kissing me. Please, stop. Oh no. More kissing. Dear God, what have I done?"
I'll be sure to pick up a fake anniversary present to match their fake marriage.
Off Topic: I know I'm on DListed too much when I have a dream about Rojo Caliente.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:20pm.
Love that last thumbnail. You can see why AnoWh0reBot is the **MAN** of TG's dreams!!
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Priceless, thanks for pointing that out. Her head is even twice his size. Poor girl, she prolly said that to him the first time he dropped trou too.
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LOL!! BTW, I'm also looking forward to Suri's tell-all ;)
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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As much as I want to, I can't feel sorry for Katie. She HAD to know what she was getting herself into. If I ever saw my boyfriend jumping on couches on national TV, I'd high-tail it out there!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
ID FUCKIN THAT SHIT STAINED TEETH'ED LIL BITCH!
I WANNA OPEN MY ASSCHEEKS AND FART IN HIS FACE, A WET ONE
"YA I'M A BITCH! JUST NOT YOURS!"
- Me
You'd stick around too if you knew there we a whole church of whack-jobs lined up to off you if you even hint about divorce, cuz the tell-all book (all about TC and the Sciento-weirdos) that would follow would be a bestseller.
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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
Wow, those pics really tell a story, don't they? So, basically, the last time she felt enough joy to show off her teeth was her wedding. & even that isn't her trademark, full-on grin. Sad.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Yeah, whatever Tommy Girl...I am gay and was married for FOUR years. Proves nothing.
NitWitty on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:18pm.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:17pm.
Waiting for Suri to write her memoirs titled, "My two dads, A story of transformation".
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hahahaha. Hope she breaks free eventually of the Scieno crap and is able to write her memoirs.
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hopefully she does. She seems willful. Keeping fingers crossed.
I forgot that she used to smile with her teeth a lot....man, times sure have changed for her, eh? lol
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