The Moment Has Arrived
If you were on the west coast last night, you most likely heard the sound of a thousand high-pitched screams. You probably shrugged it off, thinking it was just the voices in your head shrieking to get out. Naw, it wasn't the voices in your head this time. It was the sound coming from the mob of fangirls busting their vocal chords and bursting ear drums at the "Twilight" premiere in Los Angeles last night. Fangirls like the hot (literally) bitch above waited overnight just so they could catch a quick glimpse of the sparkly stars. I think sanitation workers are still cleaning up all the panty pudding left on the street.
The screams even flattened Robert Pattinson's magical hair! The unicorns had to find another forest to frolick in. Robert told MTV News that he's gotten used to insane girls screaming at him. In fact, he's gone deaf. He said, "I left my brain at the door. It's completely insane. You never expect it. ... I'm completely deaf!" No, seriously. He wasn't joking. He's really deaf.
Robert went on to tell a story about a group of girls who scratched their necks for him. "There were some girls who had scratched ... the side of their necks so [they were] freshly bleeding when they came up to get a signature. They were like, 'We did this for you.' I didn't know what to say. 'Um, thanks guys?'"
Um...they should have had men in white coats, carrying straitjackets at the premiere, just in case. Actually, I shouldn't make fun. If I ever saw that sexy piece Eric Northman from "True Blood" in person, I'd probably cut my neck and scream, "Make me! Make Me! Be my fucking maker! I'll lay in a dirt ditch and everything! MAKE ME!"
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Okay, that there is some scary shit. Scratching yourself? WTF is wrong with those people????
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:46am.
Tattoo artists don't have an easy job, do they?
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I swear...i don't know how they fucking do it.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:41am.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:40am.
I believe it. I think I was completely insane from 13-29.
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Seriously....I used to LOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE shit. Id LOOOVVVVEEEE certain songs so much and celebrities SOOOOOO much, that..if I had the opportunity, I would have likely have a life sized portrait of Eminem or something on my stomach at this moment. Its not too far a stretch for me to understand how people can cut their necks and get big ass tattoos and shit.
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When Bella fucks Edward Cullen...is it like fucking an icesickle?
I thought this was a pic of Rojo Caliente.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:43am.
Can someone please tell me what Twilight is? and why its such a phenomenon and I have never heard of it?
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It's a book series. About a 17 high school girl who falls in love with a 109 year old Vampire.
There are 4 books in the series.
http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/twilightseries.html
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Not to mention, if you are going to be sporting a douche bag tattoo, at least have a decent body if you plan on exposing it to the world.
Mrs. G, it's a book series about some type of vampire. I'm not very far in the book, but IMO it's actually really good and an easy read. I never heard of it until recently either. I guess it is really popular among teens. The book was first published in 2005, though, so the popularity is pretty interesting, but I'm a nerd and work for a book publisher, so I know about those kinds of things.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:45am.
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I normally like boys a little dirty, too. But he's pushing the boundary into Lenny Kravitz territory and that's beyond my limit.
Why do these fantasy-type movies and books always attract a certain type of "fangirl?" They're always about 40 pounds overweight, the types that believe and leprechans and faries, love renaissance festivals, and drive around with Native American "dream catchers" on the rear view mirrors of their Chevy Caveliers.
Why is this so popular? I never heard of it until this blog. Should I care? He's not hot.
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:43am.
Can someone please tell me what Twilight is? and why its such a phenomenon and I have never heard of it?
Exactly.
That guy is so ugly. Tweens have no taste these days, this guy and the Jonas cunts mean that fugly is obviously "in". It's like Hanson never happened!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:43am.
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I love a dirty boy... (sniff sniff gag) wait, hold up I don't think I like dirty boys no more. Take a fucking bath.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I'd let Edward Cullen, Eric Northman, and Bill Compton "make me" any day. Anywhere. All at once if they so choose...
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My fourteen year old told me last night.....oh that's a teeny bopper movie.
I like the dress the lead actress is wearing! Very cool.
I like Robert Pattinson, too. He was adorable in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. But I'll wait for the film to come out for rental.
Are people totally unaware when they have GIANT pit stains under their arms? It is a real pet peeve of mine. There is no excuse unless you are a construction worker or playing in the final of the U.S Open.
Can someone please tell me what Twilight is? and why its such a phenomenon and I have never heard of it?
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I'm actually reading the book right now. I gave in. It's pretty good, too. I think that Robert Pattison is not as good looking as the part says, but maybe it's just my tastes. He definately has an eyebrow situation. I just want to run after him with a tweezers. Hmm, that could be sexay...
He's got what the opposite is of Audrina's ceiling eyes
Submitted by FritoDorito on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:38am.
Isn't that guy the one that played Cedric Diggory on one of the Harry Potter flicks
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Yes.
He was cute in the movie, but he sort of looks like he smells now.
As Dylan Moran would say, he has 'Irish hair'.
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Oh my god I just saw the pit stain. Bwahahaha.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by la coocaracha on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:40am.
I believe it. I think I was completely insane from 13-29.
Oh ew gross, Pit Stains!
Nast.
I don't get it but to those of you that do, YAY! I guess.
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Oh and please don't tell me that the dumb twat above is sporting a real tattoo. I think it's hilarious when I see idiots with movie tattoos. The other day I saw some dumb fuck had a picture of Gandolf tattooed to his arm.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
TWATLIGHT! Rob was hot as hell in GOF, now not so much. I've never read the books, and the movie looks...lame :/
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
when did this twilight flick become such a phenomena? i just heard about this the other days on the tube
That's the melody to funky town!
You know that most girls in between the ages of 12 and like 16,17 can be cliniclly diagnosed as mentally ill? I took a class and yeah, puberty for girls makes them literally go insane! Just think of some of the shit you used to do and think around that age......completely looney right...
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When Bella fucks Edward Cullen...is it like fucking an icesickle?
wow, I'm sure that fugly tattoo on your fat gut was a really good idea.
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oh and sweaty (jolie)pitts on rojo cliente
That's the melody to funky town!
A) Chicks with wet pits = EWWW
B) I have an uncontrollable urge to tackle him and give him a good scrubbing.
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I don't get it.
Isn't that guy the one that played Cedric Diggory on one of the Harry Potter flicks?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
SCREEECH!
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When Bella fucks Edward Cullen...is it like fucking an icesickle?
That chick in the red was Jodie Foster's daughter in Panic Room. i don't know why i know that
That's the melody to funky town!
That dykon is repulsive. The actor guy is retardedly attractive and annoying all at the same time.