The Moment Has Arrived
If you were on the west coast last night, you most likely heard the sound of a thousand high-pitched screams. You probably shrugged it off, thinking it was just the voices in your head shrieking to get out. Naw, it wasn't the voices in your head this time. It was the sound coming from the mob of fangirls busting their vocal chords and bursting ear drums at the "Twilight" premiere in Los Angeles last night. Fangirls like the hot (literally) bitch above waited overnight just so they could catch a quick glimpse of the sparkly stars. I think sanitation workers are still cleaning up all the panty pudding left on the street.
The screams even flattened Robert Pattinson's magical hair! The unicorns had to find another forest to frolick in. Robert told MTV News that he's gotten used to insane girls screaming at him. In fact, he's gone deaf. He said, "I left my brain at the door. It's completely insane. You never expect it. ... I'm completely deaf!" No, seriously. He wasn't joking. He's really deaf.
Robert went on to tell a story about a group of girls who scratched their necks for him. "There were some girls who had scratched ... the side of their necks so [they were] freshly bleeding when they came up to get a signature. They were like, 'We did this for you.' I didn't know what to say. 'Um, thanks guys?'"
Um...they should have had men in white coats, carrying straitjackets at the premiere, just in case. Actually, I shouldn't make fun. If I ever saw that sexy piece Eric Northman from "True Blood" in person, I'd probably cut my neck and scream, "Make me! Make Me! Be my fucking maker! I'll lay in a dirt ditch and everything! MAKE ME!"
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-"Submitted by la coocaracha on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:09pm."
Basically these books soothe their teen angst?. Ok, I'll save my money then.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by Kp on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:52am.
In my humble opinion- the books are very poorly written and predictable. I guess I shouldnt expect so much from a teen novel though.
I just wish these people knew about Anne Rice! Interview with a vampire was the shit. I loved the movie and book
WORD TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!! I eventually grew out of Anne Rice but I KNOW her books have got to be better than this. I loved Queen of the Damned and Tale of the Body Thief (? think that was the name)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I haven't watched it, don't care to especially after reading that it is popular with the tweens. True Blood is such an amazing show. I agree Michael K, Eric is hot but I love Bill more!
I don't know. I saw it at first. Now he just looks special and sweaty
Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:47am.
but I'm a nerd and work for a book publisher
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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.
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There is no sex in the books. I don't know where that info is coming from.
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How I wonder what you're at
Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:15pm.
no. they don't. the "sex scenes" are so vague that a 12 year old would be fine reading them. plus, nothing happens besides kissing until the 4th book.
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Submitted by la coocaracha on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:06pm.
full disclosure: i'm 23, female, read all twilight and harry potter books a couple times.... now moving on.
i don't think it's the sex scenes considering there is nothing more than kissing until half way through the third book. in the third book she finally tries to get it on with him and he turns it into a marriage proposal... then in the fourth book when they finally do get it on it's all "and he kissed her neck and held her even closer *fade to black*".
i dunno what hot steamy sex scenes you were reading, but they weren't in the original stories... you know, the ones written by the mormon, with really conservative values.
i think the books got popular because they came out a few years after harry potter finished the series, they were a similar caliber of reading (easy to read, good story) and they were based in a fantasy world. reading about something different than what you can experience walking out your own front door is intriguing to most readers. the mass hysteria that followed where meyer's was hailed as the next jk rowling was a bit much, seeing as how the stories aren't that great. but it was phenomenal press for her and the series and acted as a catalyst making the books sell more and more. all in all, if these had come out during HPs hey-day we'd never have heard of them... but the teen market was lacking an HP type book and these filled a void. in a few years there'll be another not so great series that will fill the void left after the twilight series.
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"Your HR lady is a cunt." -Chris Ecclestons Concubine
What, they fuck a lot in the book? Then maybe I won't let my 12 YO SIL read it...
The more i look at him..the more I think I would hit it....yeah I totally would ;)
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I love him ♥
I am so sad about the magical forest that is his hair- think of the unicorns Rob! No need to tame or flatten it!
He resembles Tarantino. Is that a good thing?
the DUDE! abides...
I love Twilight and Rob. It's gonna be HUGE.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:05pm.
-Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:56am."
Thanks... I knew his odd face was familiar.
Anyway, so this book/story is about a 17 year old who falls in love with a vampire, the story is poorly written and predictable. Basically it's a shit fest?. I love books, I'm not very elitist as long as the book delivers but how bad is this book?. Is it as lame as the stories re-written and twisted by fans who actually THINK they can write stories?. I hate those
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Its not that hes just a guy....he THE MOST BEAUTIFUL guy. And they arent just in love, THEY ARE INSEPERATELLY, IMMA DIE FOR YOU BITCH in love. Its those little things that make all the differnce.....
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When Bella fucks Edward Cullen...is it like fucking an icesickle?
Submitted by ocd can be good on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:02pm.
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Yeh no kidding. Then there's the intimate body parts that people want tattooed. Eeeeeeee. There's some people you don't wanna shake hands with, let alone be doodling on their genitals.
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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars
also he kind of looks like the guy who played superman. is he the same guy? they are both kind of fug...
also he kind of looks like the guy who played superman. is he the same guy? they are both kind of fug...
Submitted by LisaL on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:58am.
I don't know why or how this got so popular. There are a bajillion romance books out there w/ vampires, werewolves and whatever else you can think of.
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When I was young I used to read books just for the sex sences.....this book has the ultimate sex scenes....with the most beautiful guy in the world. I think that is what does it for the young teeny boopers...
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When Bella fucks Edward Cullen...is it like fucking an icesickle?
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:58am.
It was so much sexier to me, all together. The chemistry in the movie between Brad and Tom was pretty erotic too...or that couldve been in my own head. That was when Tommy kept his crazy in check.
-Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:56am."
Thanks... I knew his odd face was familiar.
Anyway, so this book/story is about a 17 year old who falls in love with a vampire, the story is poorly written and predictable. Basically it's a shit fest?. I love books, I'm not very elitist as long as the book delivers but how bad is this book?. Is it as lame as the stories re-written and twisted by fans who actually THINK they can write stories?. I hate those.
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I must say that this guy is a big improvement from most of those boring pretty boys that teens are going crazy over these days, like Zac Efron and Chace Crawford.
This guy is at least some what interesting and even though I know nothing about these books, he looks very fitting for the part of a vampire.
Why do these fantasy-type movies and books always attract a certain type of "fangirl?" They're always about 40 pounds overweight, the types that believe and leprechans and faries, love renaissance festivals, and drive around with Native American "dream catchers" on the rear view mirrors of their Chevy Caveliers
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Every girl wants to be beautiful....thats why fairy tales about beautiful girls area always successful. If you cant be beautiful in real life, then the next best thing is to make up a fantasy life where you are....
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When Bella fucks Edward Cullen...is it like fucking an icesickle?
File this shit under: Who gives a fiddler's fuck? Ok, later dudes & dudettes - gotta go and do some other stuff. Prehaps I'll check back in later today. xoxoxo
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@ Joe Shmoe. I've always wondered if a tattoo artist has ever wanted to write a bad word when some English speaking person has asked for Japanese lettering and they're acting like a goof.
hmm...gross pic mk
barf!
Eewwwwwww Robert looks so ugly and weird.
That girl in the picture above looks like a chubby, ginger, sweaty Samantha Ronson with a very bad tattoo.
@ Anyone whos never read Twilight...
Its about some kids who fall deeply in love after about a week of knowing each other....the guy, Edward cullen is a vampire and the girl, Bella, is not. The book describes Edward as being ice cold to the touch, but they end up fucking a lot thgouhout the series so my question is.....is fucking Edward like fucking an icesickle? That part is never explained...
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When Bella fucks Edward Cullen...is it like fucking an icesickle?
So its like Harry Potter..just dirtier? Nice lol I might watch it just to see what its about lol I jumped on the Harry Potter train way to late lol I might be able to catch up with this hahaha
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I don't get the hype man and I'm the "target" audience. Maybe if I read the book or something.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:53am.
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Ewww necrophilia is always fun. Kind of reminds me of that one episode of Sons of Anarchy. Anyone else see that or am I the only one that watches that show?
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Submitted by Kp on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:52am.
I just wish these people knew about Anne Rice! Interview with a vampire was the shit. I loved the movie and book.
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Without a doubt, "Interview with the Vampire" is a classic. I've read it a number of times over the past 20 years. It still rivets me.
And say what you will about Tommy-Girl, but I thought he was exceptional in the film. I seriously thought he was going stink on ice, but he was magnetic. The guy had charisma.
I don't know why or how this got so popular. There are a bajillion romance books out there w/ vampires, werewolves and whatever else you can think of.
From what I've heard from pretty much everyone that's not some brainless tween, the books suck ass.... so why is this popular?
Also, why do people think that that guy is hot? His nose is so smooshed and frackin weird looking. I just don't get it...
Anyways... the movie looks like a piece of shit... but I'm sure it'll make a ton of money and we'll have to suffer through at least 2 more sequels.... whoopdidoo
Pattison smirks and broods a bit too much.
All I could say about this shit fiesta is... at least people are reading.
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:51am.
yes that be him
Submitted by la coocaracha on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:53am.
maybe its like the initial feeling of sticking icy hot on your crotch. I dont know if that would feel good or bad...
I thought this movie had already premiered since this guy seems to be all over the place.
I love Rob Pattinson and am a total Twihard, but I am disgusted with the way some of the fans are treating him. He is NOT Edward, he is Robert. The screaming is disrespectful and scares him. And Im sure having girls make themselves bleed terrified him. GROW UP people! Hes definitely not leaving his apartment for like a year after this mania dies down.
ok, so i looked closer at the pic. i think this chick is wearing gold-ish contacts... *headdesk*
*passes her a life and a slimfast and pants that fit*
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:51am.
"Does this tattoo make me look fat?"
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no. your fat gut makes you look fat. ;-)
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In my humble opinion- the books are very poorly written and predictable. I guess I shouldnt expect so much from a teen novel though.
I just wish these people knew about Anne Rice! Interview with a vampire was the shit. I loved the movie and book.
He has tiny lips and a flat face. No thank you.
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She's flat and that's that!
"Does this tattoo make me look fat?"
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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
Gotta say, I like Pattison of the Magic Hair. Not because he's pretty, but because he's had the guts to publicly (on TV and mags) dissect and mock the book behind his impending hit movie. Considering the books are crap sexual fantasies of the author's, that makes me like him.
Is this dude the one who played Cedric Diggory on the Harry Potter movie?. I have no clue what twilight is about either.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:49am.
I thought this was a pic of Rojo Caliente.
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same here, Jill.
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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
I don't know how that girl did not notice her pits were sopping wet. Fucking Gross shit!
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Submitted by FritoDorito on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:40am.
i'm pretty sure it's real. and it's not that great of a tattoo or a layout (i'm being nice and avoiding calling her out on the placement on her gut... oh wait!). i love when people get shit tattoos that in about 5 years they'll HAAAAAATE but not be able to coverup or afford to laser off.
i like twilight. the books are written like a high school comp class piece, but the story is good enough to drag you in. i'll see the movie once for sure, just to see if it looks the way i pictured it. but these tweeners wetting themselves because they touched "edward" are nuts.
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gives new meaning to the word sweat hog lol