The Moment Has Arrived
If you were on the west coast last night, you most likely heard the sound of a thousand high-pitched screams. You probably shrugged it off, thinking it was just the voices in your head shrieking to get out. Naw, it wasn't the voices in your head this time. It was the sound coming from the mob of fangirls busting their vocal chords and bursting ear drums at the "Twilight" premiere in Los Angeles last night. Fangirls like the hot (literally) bitch above waited overnight just so they could catch a quick glimpse of the sparkly stars. I think sanitation workers are still cleaning up all the panty pudding left on the street.
The screams even flattened Robert Pattinson's magical hair! The unicorns had to find another forest to frolick in. Robert told MTV News that he's gotten used to insane girls screaming at him. In fact, he's gone deaf. He said, "I left my brain at the door. It's completely insane. You never expect it. ... I'm completely deaf!" No, seriously. He wasn't joking. He's really deaf.
Robert went on to tell a story about a group of girls who scratched their necks for him. "There were some girls who had scratched ... the side of their necks so [they were] freshly bleeding when they came up to get a signature. They were like, 'We did this for you.' I didn't know what to say. 'Um, thanks guys?'"
Um...they should have had men in white coats, carrying straitjackets at the premiere, just in case. Actually, I shouldn't make fun. If I ever saw that sexy piece Eric Northman from "True Blood" in person, I'd probably cut my neck and scream, "Make me! Make Me! Be my fucking maker! I'll lay in a dirt ditch and everything! MAKE ME!"
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 2:19pm.
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LMAOOO! Who's your closet fangbanger, baybay?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Oh ick! That blonde vampire is the WORST!
I normally agree with MKs taste (even when it's perverse) but this is way off the mark.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Forgot to add. I read an article on him in the Sunday Paper. Robert said that he didn't wash his hair for 6! weeks. I was grossed out and threw up in my mouth a bit. What normal person doesn't wash their hair for 6 weeks.
Where's Nitty???? I know she is holed up somewhere in this thread...like IG in a Del Rio bar. I don't know what she's said or done at this point, I just know that vampire shows causes her to make clittylitter in her panties; plus toss in a couple of teenagers and she becomes a weresheep. Nobody better hurt Nitty in this thread because I'll take my cigarette and press it into your forehead. Leave her alone, and let her have her fantasies for a few more days.
Thank you.
Does that girl have any clue what a total loser she is? Fat, sweaty, unattractive and obviously dumb as a fucking post.
In my early librarian days I used to cling to the "at least they're reading" argument, but have noticed that a lot of these kids don't move on to anything else ... or if they do, it's the kind of shit that fucks up their mind. Like those "urban fantasy" novels that are the print equivalent of an ultra-violent video game.
Plus I refuse to read anything by a proudly observant Mormon. Lack of creativity and talent in the Morg is a hot topic amongst ex-mos like me.
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That is one sweaty, stinky crazy bitch. Who gets a tattoo of Twilight? Retard that's who.
RP is fugly as hell. Edward Cullen is suppose to be good looking, not fugly ass.
Ugh....she will regret that horrible tattoo later on (why is she so sweaty??). I understand being a die hard fan and waiting in line for books and movies, but to go so far as to tattoo all that crap on your body....come one. I could even forgive her if she just got the flower. Oh well.
p.s. she is also wearing a twilight shirt and I am sure that cuff has magical vampire powers!!
The book sucked and the movie looks like shit. Pass City, baby!
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He looks more suited to play a werewolf than a vampire. Look at his hairy hands!!
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He looks like Princess Tiiaaaaamiii or whatever the hell that baby's name is.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:04pm
And I'm not sure I buy the whole "at least they're reading" argument. It's sort of like having a boyfriend who only reads Playboy Magazine and saying "at least he's interested in women's issues!". Content does matter.
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I so want Eric Northman to be my maker, but he's fucking Meekus!!!! I couldn't believe that shit, MEEKUS!
I wonder how much, if any, the author donated of her newly acquired millions to support Prop 8.
_Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:21pm
You know me, im all whitney houston believing that the children are our future.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Also this sweaty stupid chick with that tatt she will REFUCKINGGRET looks like SamRo's fat sister._
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:18pm.
Ok children,
this has been your life lesson of the day.
Eat your sammies!
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LMFAO!!! I was trying to eat my sammie but I had to spit it out or choke while I was reading your underage muffin words!!!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Im sorry but this guy has one fucked up looking forehead area.
That brow line makes him look like a stoned ass cave man.
And he is a sweaty little bitch too.
Whats up with all these people sweating?
Kids, you have no taste.
Its ok cause you little fuckers are still learning, but be warned this here shit is not hot.
One day youre gonna grow out of your Barbie panties and realize youve been abusing the underage muffin to a Geiko commercial.
I understand though, i fucking love The Lost Boys but at least Jason Patric is still fuckable.
In closing,
Read some books with big word in them that arent made up. Bibbly Bumble Fuck isnt a real word and will only get you a job at Best Buy once you are old enough to fail high school.
Ok children,
this has been your life lesson of the day.
Eat your sammies!
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He has ceiling eyes.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:04pm.
Oh my grossness. Everything is wrong with this story and with the photo above. Get a hold of yourselves, children.
And I'm not sure I buy the whole "at least they're reading" argument. It's sort of like having a boyfriend who only reads Playboy Magazine and saying "at least he's interested in women's issues!". Content does matter.
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Madam S. I agree. I have read all four books and considered it a lovely series and very well written. Give it a shot. The first few chapters are a little saccharine, but it was written from the P.O.V. of a seventeen year old girl. The endings are sanguine, leaving you feeling their world will be better off for these "good" vampires being in it.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
I am going to wait for this to be on STARZ or Showtime.
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Nitty: how Prince~like of her. BLECH!
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Oh my grossness. Everything is wrong with this story and with the photo above. Get a hold of yourselves, children.
And I'm not sure I buy the whole "at least they're reading" argument. It's sort of like having a boyfriend who only reads Playboy Magazine and saying "at least he's interested in women's issues!". Content does matter.
BTW, Anne Rice is now onto writing, "Books of Faith," and a proud member of Focus on the Family. She says that she won't discuss having a gay son with the church or FOF. She just leaves that up to God.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Dumbed down for mass consumption is all this is. I was into Ann Rice back in the day like everyone else although i only read 1 1/2 of her books, then she quit. Her whole deal is very interesting. All this vampire shit is just corny occult rite of passage.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:49pm.
The teens here are so whipped up that they wear Team Potter or Team Twilight tees to school.
That's cute. As others said below, at least they're reading. (This leads to my theory on why the Internest is bad for critical thinking, but I'll save that for another day. :))
I'll take all 6'4" of Eric Northman over this guy anyday. Although I agree he usually does have magnificent hair.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:38am.
Isn't that guy the one that played Cedric Diggory on one of the Harry Potter flicks?
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Hey, Frito. Yeah it is.
Also, Eric Northman on True Blood is played by Stellan Skarsgard's son, Alexander. And he definitely just needs to take his shirt off in every episode.
The teens here are so whipped up that they wear Team Potter or Team Twilight tees to school.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by the_original_sh... on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:41pm.
i don't think this is the same caliber at all as HP. i think this got popular because there was no more HP.
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I have to admit, I've been casting about for something to replace HP, though I still listen to audio books narrated by Jim Dale quite regularly. I still adore them.
As far as vampire novels go, I've read a fair few, and a lot of them are kind "eh".
I DO recommend "Fevre Dream" by George R.R. Martin. THAT is a well written story. Read it several times.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fevre_Dream
I don't see what the big deal is.
Please, he is nowhere NEAR hot to anyone but a 12 year old virgin. He has the eyes of a serial killer and as others have pointed out, he looks like he smells bad.
I am too old for this.
I did my time. VC Andrews, Anne Rice (and her pseudonyms), even Vampires (which I remember was damn excellent). I am angsty but it's a little more in the here and now at this age.
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Submitted by Kp on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:05pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:58am.
"The chemistry in the movie between Brad and Tom was pretty erotic too.
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Brad and Tom did have excellent chemistry, didn'they? Very hot. And it was tastefully done. Dang, I know what I'm watching tonight for the 100th time!
Submitted by Kp on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:35pm.
dunno if you were talkin about me bringing up HP, but i'll give my perspective anyway.
i don't think this is the same caliber at all as HP. i think this got popular because there was no more HP. a generation of people started reading and realized it was fun and when HP was "over" they needed to turn to something else. they found this similar fantasy-aimed-at-teenagers story and latched on. HP is much better written, i was honestly taken aback by several things in the books... in the entire twilight series the only thing i didn't see coming was the end of book 4, the fact that it all ended so "perfectly". it was a twist away from what it really should have been, which is a massacre.
aaaaand i need to stop commenting on this thread because i'm revealing way too much about my inner nerd! my inner nerd loves debating/discussing about books written for those younger than me apparently!
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I don't get what the big deal about Twilight is. How is it different from all the other teen vampire books out there?
Maybe I'm just a purist. Dracula is one of my favorite books, but I just can't stomach modern vampire stories. There's just something about them that's too self-conscious, that takes its own mythology too seriously.
Thanks I was considering readin the books, but had a feeling the writing would be sub par
the twilight books are ghastly! i had the misfortune of (being forced to) reading them and came to one conclusion; ms. Meyer should be hung for literary murderer. the story is hideously obvious, the characters flat and the vampires sucked( certainly not in a good way). the trueblood bitches should crash that premier show 'em how it's done.
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:24pm.
glad i (along with clarisse - must be that awesome ohioan thing we got going on) could help clear up the confusion. i stopped responding to others around here because i keep getting the equivalent of "there was sex. lots of sex! they never said it and both characters were virgins when they got married but there was lots and lots of sex! that's why the kids are reading!". except i managed to spell all the words correctly... ;)
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I also dont think its fair to compare this to harry potter. It could be the Harry Potter nerd in me, but those books were pretty creative and I definitely did not expect a few twists in the plot. Its no complex masterpiece, but theyre good reads.
Twilight has been done before. It kind of just feeds in to the wannabe-dark-angsty vampire sexual fantasy some teen girls have. I only read a bit of the first book and was not so interested.
"memnoch the devil" was my fave anne rice one (other than quenn of the damned). The butchery of her novels when they were made into movies was just tragic... They never seemed cheesy when reading, something gets lost in the big screen
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by Kp on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:52am.
WORD TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!! I eventually grew out of Anne Rice but I KNOW her books have got to be better than this. I loved Queen of the Damned and Tale of the Body Thief (? think that was the name)
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The body theif???
I think I know what book youre talking about, I read that shit in high school....about the dude whos encased in a gold statue of something in egyptian times and lives all the way up to modern times....?
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When Bella fucks Edward Cullen...is it like fucking an icesickle?
Submitted by ocd can be good on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:02pm.
I've always wondered if a tattoo artist has ever wanted to write a bad word when some English speaking person has asked for Japanese lettering and they're acting like a goof.
No doubt. I know the basic Chinese characters and I've seen some dumbass tats. I was once at a SoCal waterpark and saw a gangbanger with a large tat in Gothic script, misspelled (in Spanish). My friend said someone should tattoo "(sic)" after it.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:23pm.
OK.
I'm a librarian so I am a little sensitive about the issue.
I still don't think you are a nerd.
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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.
Mrs. K, I don't think I specifically said I was a nerd for loving books. I'm just a plain nerd for MANY other reasons. I won't bore you by listing them. :) I'm one of the rare FUN nerds, though, so I don't really care.
Clarisse and others- thanks for clearing that up about the sex thing in the book. I guess I shouldn't take a certain poster seriously. Duh, I should have known that one!
Blech.
Now here's a great YA book
The Pigman by Paul Zindel
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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.
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Submitted by la coocaracha on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:06pm.
full disclosure: i'm 23, female, read all twilight and harry potter books a couple times.... now moving on.
i don't think it's the sex scenes considering there is nothing more than kissing until half way through the third book. in the third book she finally tries to get it on with him and he turns it into a marriage proposal... then in the fourth book when they finally do get it on it's all "and he kissed her neck and held her even closer *fade to black*".
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Well he sleeps in her bed every night holding and kissing her and then one day shes pregers....its that kind of sexual fantasy that makes it popular. You can find plenty of waay better written fantsy books, so it has to be more than the fantasy aspect the teens like. This book is all abuot love....and what comes natually with love is sex.....a. sexual tension that you dont find in many other teen novels...
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Submitted by la coocaracha on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:49am.
Seriously....I used to LOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE shit. Id LOOOVVVVEEEE certain songs so much and celebrities SOOOOOO much, that..if I had the opportunity, I would have likely have a life sized portrait of Eminem or something on my stomach at this moment.
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I totally understand! When I was a tweener in the late 80s/early 90s it was all New Kids. I listened to "Please Don't Go Girl" slightly under 750,000 times.
Before that, all my little friends on the block and I watched "Grease 2" nearly everyday and all were going to marry Michael Carrington. Then he went and married someone old enough to be our great-granny's and crushed our little hearts.
Screw Twilight - Eric Northman from "True Blood" is hot!!! We need more of that action on here...