Morning Wood

Are you sure that isn't just a Richard Gere turd?

Megan Fox has the biggest gap between her fake tits,nasty!I like her nerdiness but that is just gross!

CLove needs meds.

The official "Star Trek" trailer looks awesome!I am going to see this bitch!

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I saw the Jolie video and I have to say that although the tears were real and there was obviously real emotion behind it, I think the crying was not entirely for her mother. I'm thinking that she's under alot of pressure and stress with the Aniston drama, the revealing of the lies her and Pitt have stood behind for all these years, the embarrassment to his family, etc. At a time like this she probably really does miss having her mother in her corner. That's possibly what brought on those tears. Jolie's mom passed away about 2 years ago ... I've never seen her cry in public over it and she's done a dozen interviews since that time. Just sayin'.

Submitted by Monalicious on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 3:52pm.

Um, yeah. I was thinkin is that his tail, or is the little bugger just really glad to see the broccoli?

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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)

hamster on a piano is cuuuuter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRzTfgds0UI

The little Hamster looks like he loves his broccoli so much it gave him a "hamster-hard-on".

Makes me miss my hamster, a female named Torrie. She loved coffee, m&m's, hamburger helper, and pot seeds. She lived with us for 4 years!!!!

Living well is the best revenge.......

Submitted by k.nancy on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 2:32pm.

I think online dating is for loozers that die from masturbation. How about that?

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OMG I have to have Mocha! What a precious little ball of fur! Adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG - I could watch that fucking fuzzball for hours!!!!

Really hope the Star Trek movie is good.

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hammies!!!

and WEBCAMpuppehs are getting sooooooo big. :) (my fav the purple collar one/name?? )

Red hot Chili is soo hot....I read his bio and it is GOOOD. He talks about having sex at 9 and shit, I wonder how they're gonna make that right there happen....you know, putting a young actor in a sexual situation like tha.

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When Bella fucks Edward Cullen...is it like fucking an icesickle?

After seeing those old pictures of the Simpson sisters earlier this morning I used my coffee break time (wink) to look up some plastic surgery pics of many stars. It is disappointing to see so many already gorgeous young girls getting surgery to 'improve' their looks.
Megan Fox also exemplifies what is wrong with Hollywood - these young, beautiful women just keep tweaking away until they look like cartoon characters, wax figures or androids created by prepubescent boys.

MK made my day with the hamster...
now time to check in on the puppies.

Hamsters eating anything are just too adorable. They have the cutest munch-munch way of chewing, and their eyes (if they're open) sparkle with joy. Fresh veggies are like crack to them!

Star Trek movie looks pretty good. They desperately needed some new blood, and this looks good.

Wired's 10 Amazing Animal Videos! Hamster eating broccoli is my personal favorite -
Thanks MK for showing us Mocca again - that made my day!

Anthony Kiedis' crazy childhood is becoming an HBO series - might be an interesting show, I'll check it out!

Saint Angie cries human tears - of blood, I'm sure.

Dr. Doug Ross is coming back to "E.R." - WHY!? I thought only has-beens come back to tv?

ScarJo doesn't know who HoHan is - I wish I didn't know who Hohan is too.

Megan Fox should just do Penthouse already - nah, Penthouse is too classy for that slag.

Julia and Bailey Salinger reunite! - Who?

CLove blogs again, sort of makes sense - Perhaps she's finally on the proper dosage of her meds.

Jacko sued by the King of Bahrain - Alright! King, take him for every last nickel!

The official "Star Trek" trailer - Kirk & Spock are hot as young dudes! Looks like a good flick!

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Mocha is just the cutest little broccoli eating thing!

I have not posted here in forever (although I enjoy you crazy asses excessively). But anywhoo, I just had to post about my fave show...Party of Five. No one else has mentioned it, and it made me tingly to see Bailey & Julia together again. To put in perspective how obsessively I loved this show, I named my oldest son Bailey :-) I loved him and his name and at the time there weren't a lot of boy Baileys around...now, not so much. So there's my post of the day. :-) Thanks for listening!!

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Foreman: "You're addicted to conflict."
House: "[looking at his Vicodin] They changed the name?"

The sled dog/polar bear vid is stunning. I know Eskimos use sled dogs to hunt bears; it's cool this researcher has trained them otherwise. I bet he ends up eaten, however, like that grizzly photographer.

Megan Fox faces is looking busted

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

I have to vote with the "Not Hot" M-Fox camp. There, I've done my civic duty for the day.

Star Trek actually does look to be pretty good.

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I'm psyched for the Star Trek film!

I wish St. Angie would STFU already. She and Bradley are beyond pretentious, with the staged "intimate and personal" photos in W, and all the other bullshit interviews that conveniently appeared just before "The Changeling" debuted. Media whores.

1. The hamster vid is my fav too, MK :)

2. Boo, hoo, Ange; why don't you finally make up with you dad?? And Aniston should make up with her mom too, instead of always boo-hooing to Mrs. Pitt. BOTH of them are self-absorbed cunts, IMHO.

3. JJ's Star Trek doesn't actually look like the disaster I thought it would be. Maybe I'll even check it out ** gasp**

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It's creamie, not prune!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo

I think Megan Fox is going down the Angelina beauty path. Born stunning but couldn't leave well enough alone.

I caught her on a repeat of Two and a Half Men and she was GORGEOUS!

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Salem13 on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:13am.

Ok so I'm the only one but I like Megan. I mean...I'd bang her.

- I wouldn't do secksy bangolows with her but she doesn't bother me. I like her trashy hwatness.
Sue me.

Ughk, Skeletina, did she mention her mother in her recent interviews? You know, the ones finally confessing she is a homewrecker man stealer?

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Sorry, but I have no sympathy for that relentless raging media whore Angelina Jolie. If it were anyone else, I would either be understanding or believe it's sincerity, but that woman has NO boundaries, sense of decency regarding her family (ESPECIALLY her dependents who are helpless to her whoring), or shame regarding keeping some aspects of private life, private.

Go the fuck away, stop sharing personal information, stop whoring out your family, and keep your tears, your sex life, your children's personal details, your thoughts on your most recently acquired married man... to your fucking SELF. We don't give a shit.

Megan fox is quite the mouth breather.
hamster is soooooo cute. cute overload.

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Ninja Kitteh is adorable! The Battle at Kruger is pretty cool too.

I hope the King of Baharain sues Michael Jackson out of every penny he has!

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No flaming here, because I do have a lot of dislike for Angie Jo, but I actually think those tears were genuine. She loved her mother very much. That being said, the loonies will be eating this up with a spoon.

I seriously think ScarJo is a big liar. She told a big old fib about Obama, and now she's trying to claim she doesn't/didn't know who Hohan is?!? Bitch, please.

Megan Fox is a skanky, low rent version of Angie Jo.

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Megan Fox should just fall off the face of the Earth already. I can't stand her.

Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.

re: angie - if my mom was to pass away and I had to speak about her...i'd be crying too :(

Submitted by RollinStoned on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:10am.
Jeffro

same here. For some reason those M.Fox pics didn't awake the one eyed willy this morning
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I don't know who many of these new 'actresses' are, had no idea who she was until my kid was watching Transformers one day.

"Hey buddy, whatcha watchi....WHOA, who's that?" *grabs beer, sits down*

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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...

Ok so I'm the only one but I like Megan. I mean...I'd bang her.

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LEAVE MY SCARJO ALLLOOONNNEEEE! LOOZERS!

After seeing that clip of Saint Angie, I take back her not being a great actress. Cuz shit, thats some Katharine Hepburn shit right there.

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Cute widdle fur ball! Broccoli crack!

Angelina could totally bottle her tears and sell them to the loonies. It'd be like Kaballah water to them.

Mocha, you are very cute however, next time, keep your legs together!

Jeffro

same here. For some reason those M.Fox pics didn't awake the one eyed willy this morning

That's the melody to funky town!

yeah, Scarlett doesn't know who Lindsay is.
suuuuuuuuuure........

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That little hamster is adorable :)

And Megan Fox really needs to have her fake boobies redone by someone who knows what he´s doing, the ones she´s sporting know are hideous.

Scarlett Jo who?
and that little vermin is real cute!

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It is a little cutie!

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Is it weird that I find Megan Fox LESS hot when she's doing all those stupid poses?

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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...

I saw those videos earlier...love the one of the wild polar bears playing with the sled dogs.

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Me and Scarlett Jomansvoice finally agree on something. Let's all pretend that we have no clue who Blohan is and let's see how fast she fades into obscurity. Shit, let's do that with Wonky and all those reality show fucktards, too.
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That hamster stole Paris Hilton's feet!