Nicky Holds Her Own Umbrella!
At yesterday's "Australia" premiere in Sydney, Nicole Kidman actually held her own umbrella. I didn't know celebwhores were even capable of this. I thought their precious hands were deathly allergic to umbrella handles. Nicky really doesn't even need an umbrella. Her face is already water-proof. When a rain drop hits her Botoxed mug, it immediately bounces off. It could hail all over her ass and she would barely know it. Shit, there could be a Category 7 around Nicky and her face wouldn't feel a damn thing.
During last night's premiere, Nicky also pulled a Saint Angie Jo and said she may want to take a break soon so that she can go off and have more pillow babies. Collect all 4! Nicky said, "I'm in a place in my life where I've had some great opportunities, and I may just choose to have some more children. There's many things I want to do besides act."
Acting? Is that what she calls it? And I love how these dumb bitches basically brag that they have the luxury to stop working while everyone else slaves away in their cubicles, gritting their teeth, trying to make ends meet. Stupid whores. I'm going to tell Nicky exactly what I said to Saint Angie Jo: don't let the door hit you in your Tupperware mug.... Actually, if the door did hit Nicky in the face, it would bounce off its hinges and possibly hit an innocent person. Yeah, crawl out a window instead, Nicky.
Here's Botox's #1 fan with Hugh Jackman at the premiere last night and also with him and her other "Australia" co-star Brandon Walters at a photocall earlier in the day.
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Is anyone thinking of seeing this movie? I think maybe it looked kind of good.
Oh, BAD news! The Theatre that is a mile from my house is closing! Sad times!
I love it, her mouth is smiling, but the eyes and the rest of her face are not. That is what an actress needs, a face that doesn't move. What a maroon.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Her hair puzzles me.
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Snowy, yeah. I told him to make sure not to forget to give you that wink just before he got dressed again and I let him out of the backseat of the limo.
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She looks like she had some cutlets put in her cheeks. Something in the milk ain't clean.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Hugh is winking at me in the thumbnail, that's our secret wink.
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I would call Nicole "Botox's #2 Fan" after Jolie now. She's going to have to work the Botox double time to catch up and reclaim her #1 title.
hey, she's no Mariah! or Diddy for that matter. Nicole "keeps it real".
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how ever long our love will last, I always want to call you "friend"....
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I might get slammed, but I actually think she looks pretty good here. Forehead's still too smooth, but other than that, not bad.
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
It's not really an umbrella, it's a giant botox-filled syringe she takes on the road with her for those 'wrinkle emergencies'.
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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
We had a shot at a Huge Jackman pic on this post and MK went with Hellraiser's mug?! MK, lemme feel your forehead!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.