Nicky Holds Her Own Umbrella!
At yesterday's "Australia" premiere in Sydney, Nicole Kidman actually held her own umbrella. I didn't know celebwhores were even capable of this. I thought their precious hands were deathly allergic to umbrella handles. Nicky really doesn't even need an umbrella. Her face is already water-proof. When a rain drop hits her Botoxed mug, it immediately bounces off. It could hail all over her ass and she would barely know it. Shit, there could be a Category 7 around Nicky and her face wouldn't feel a damn thing.
During last night's premiere, Nicky also pulled a Saint Angie Jo and said she may want to take a break soon so that she can go off and have more pillow babies. Collect all 4! Nicky said, "I'm in a place in my life where I've had some great opportunities, and I may just choose to have some more children. There's many things I want to do besides act."
Acting? Is that what she calls it? And I love how these dumb bitches basically brag that they have the luxury to stop working while everyone else slaves away in their cubicles, gritting their teeth, trying to make ends meet. Stupid whores. I'm going to tell Nicky exactly what I said to Saint Angie Jo: don't let the door hit you in your Tupperware mug.... Actually, if the door did hit Nicky in the face, it would bounce off its hinges and possibly hit an innocent person. Yeah, crawl out a window instead, Nicky.
Here's Botox's #1 fan with Hugh Jackman at the premiere last night and also with him and her other "Australia" co-star Brandon Walters at a photocall earlier in the day.
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I don't really like this woman but she does look good in the photos with Jackman.
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i really don't care about this person! I only care when I turn on the news and cope 5 mins promotion for a film! is this news?!?!?
Why spend so much time on BO and forget about your hair? The grey roots betray her lack of wrinkles. Seriously. Someone get down there and give that girl a red tint. Maybe she's trying to get preggers again and not doing the hair dye...but botox is totally safe for pregnancy.
I generally dont join the all out celeb bashing but seriously, say no to botox and for Gods sake, eat something!
Nic has entered "Clutch Cargo" territory. I'm sure pretty soon her body will be an immobile botoxed line drawing with only a moving mouth.
I wish she'd put that pillow over her face instead of under her dress the next time she has a pillow baby. She looks like she belongs in The Corpse Bride instead of Australia. Poor Hugh Jackman looking all hot and shit and stuck dragging Granny Freeze along with him.
that is more than just massive doses of botox...
how is she going to have all these babies? it already took forever for her to have this one, she is over 40, i think, and she ignores the ones she adopted...definitely pillow babies in her future.
I heard that she appeared on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some celebrities there. It is amazing.
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Well said Michael K- I was thinking the same thing. All these "actors" say how they are going to stop work or take a break or whatever while the other 98% of the population are working more or working 2 jobs or struggling with bills and stuff.
the last thumb of Nic, you can see the needle tracks on her bottom lip
Well stick an electrical cord up this hos butt and lets watch some flat screen t.v.!
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The movie looks so good and Hugh looks beautiful.
I want to hump that man all day long.
And when he says "Welcome to Australia", I melt.
Is Nicole in the movie too? Oh, that's nice. *LOL*
Less eyebrow pencil please.
She looks good!
And he is one hunka hunka burnin’ love.
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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.
Why does she insist on wearing the most unflattering colours for her pasty white skin? She should be a redhead again or a brunette like she was in Fur, she actually looked pretty in Fur (with a really sexy, really hairy Robert Downey Jr.). That blonde hair does absolutely nothing for her. Stop with the blonde and wear some colour!
Finally!!!!! The last photo of Kidman actually resembles the beauty from Moulin Rouge! Did she lay off the Juve in the lips? Is it that she's not smiling so the expression has not been corrupted by the botox? Well, whatever it is, it's nice to see that Kidman back even for just one photo.
Best Aussie movie: *Rabbit Proof Fence* - but I like NK and Hugh J so I'll go see this - plus it explores a part of WW II history that isn't widely known.
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The older she gets the whiter she gets, the more plain looking she gets.
Who's the little boy posing with them? He's completely adorable.
I'll alert the media.
SHE HAS GRAY HAIR!!!!!!!
She'll never give up acting. Her ambition is the stuff of legends. Anyone who would stay with Tommy Girl for 10 years to further her career is not going to turn her back on acting.
Nic-hole has always looked like a mean, frigid, catty bitch to me - even pre-botox - which, sorry to say, hasn't made a lick of difference on her chilly, haughty, grille. As for Hugh Jack-man, he can do no wrong in my eyes....mmmmmm....Hugh Jack-man....
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Dang, he is good looking. They look cute together. Must be nice for her to wear heels and still have a man be taller than her.
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That close up picture is freaky....her lips look chapped or something.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:13am.
gyeah LOL yes, that type, well, I saw it this morning so there! LOL
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HAHAH no i didnt' see it, my ass was still in bed. It better get cold this winter because i bought all these really cute leather Moschino gloves at Century, dammit i want to wear them already!
o.t. OH her roots are grey. Eureka! that's why her hair looked so weird and dry and wiry to me. imsodumlolz.
The little boy is just too cute.
She never could act, her looks are gone and it's time to take a clue from Meg Ryan and go home
now.
She's going on a break because no studio or director wants her for a movie, except that Baz Luhrman, and after this movie bombs, he probably won't take her phone calls. When did she last have a movie worth seeing at a theater?
On a postive note, Nicole Kidman was one heck of a self-promoter. She never misses a publicity opportunity but I think that gig is wearing thin.
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How does she keep getting jobs, given that her frozen face affects her ability to act? Like that chick on Desperate Housewives...the redhead. They're actually starting to look alike. All pale and shiny, trying to act with their eyes.
I think she looks great but the forehead is botoxed beyond belief. She can only fight this aging thing for so long. I can't wait to see her hit the wall.
Good lord...she looks plastic!! I saw that recent Oprah interview of her and she could barely move her face....and her lips were doing this weird thing where the top one would crease in a strange spot...not normal.
Somehow I still like her though...its just sad to see firsthand how insecure she is.
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I don't care I'll always love this botox queen. I really want to see this movie...God I'm so lame :/
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And here I am, slaving away (haha) at work wishing I could do the same. Without the babies.
gyeah LOL yes, that type, well, I saw it this morning so there! LOL
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There are umbrella-wranglers in pic 7 (where Jackman looks like he's going in for a butt squeeze).
That Abo kid is going to steal the movie.
Submitted by uyiewe on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:09am.
She is amazing!
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She is amazing!
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Why does her hair look so reddish? My hair used to do that in the winters from the iron in my parents hard water. Getting the treatment for it was pretty cheap, though.
You know, ten years ago I never would have thought Nicole Kidman could give Joan Rivers a run for her money when it came to plastic surgeries.
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It's kind of about WWII, so I will probably watch it, but not in the theatre. We don't get out to the theatre much anymore. Hasn't been anything that great to watch in a while.
My BF and I both like Hugh Jackman.
Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:50am.
I might get slammed, but I actually think she looks pretty good here. Forehead's still too smooth, but other than that, not bad.
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I may get flamed for saying this, but when I look at thumbnail #5 all I can think of is "Elizabeth Montgomery".
And I agree that she doesn't look too bad...
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I thought actresses were supposed to able to show, y'know, actual emotion?
I did want to see this movie, but I don't think I can stand to watch Nic the Waxwork Statue lumber around for 2 hours. And I loved in "Moulin Rouge", when she could actually move her face.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:58am.
Is anyone thinking of seeing this movie? I think maybe it looked kind of good.
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Seeing this movie? I'll be the one drooling all over my ju-ju bees on the first night. Nicole whooooo? I'm all about the Jackman. I'd slap my $12.50 down just to watch him count grains of sand..well, it'd help if he was nekkie.
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KD, it has gotten some shitty reviews. I wasn't interested anyway.
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good morning, did you see any snow this am?
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You know I actually dont mind the botox so much as her lips. When she smiles her top lip looks like its turned inside out....GROSS!
Nicole looks kinda pretty in the last thumbnail. But she needs some Visine.....STAT!
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Nitty: oh yeah???? well thanks for letting him save a load for my mouth, ;P
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