The Crackhive Returns!
Amy Wino's main homegirl, her crackhive, returned to the top of her head yesterday where it's been missing for a couple of weeks. Wino's crackhive was probably off seeing the world, laying on beaches and recuperating from dealing with its owner's fuckery. Her crackhive quickly realized that being Wino's hiding place isn't so bad. I mean, lots of available and free drugs! I bet Wino doesn't even notice that her crackhive has been snorting some of her stuff. 1 line for Wino, 2 lines for crackhive!
In other crackie news, Wino tried to visit her Blaaaaaake in rehab yesterday, but she sort of lost track of time and missed visiting hours. Same old, same old. Wino was obviously busy reading bible scriptures to school children. Or she was making sweet love to her crack pipe. Probably the latter. The Daily Mail says she got into a cab, drove for 5-minutes and decided that shit wasn't going to happen, so she turned around.
Here's more of Wino with her beloved crackhive back together in Camden yesterday. It also looks like her ballet slippers's day off was yesterday. Wino in sneakers?! Wino realized that wearing sneakers makes it easier and faster for her to chase and beat at the paparazzi.
Splash, Wenn
Do they even have "Intervention" in England?..or just DNR orders?
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 3:37am.
Thank god the hive is back!I missed it,I can sleep peacefully now!wino without her crackhive is like a day without sunshine.
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Agreed. Seeing her sans hive made me feel all skeevy. Go figure? It's kinda sad when seeing someone's ratty nest of a hairpiece makes someone more palatable than their natural state. Ugh.
GOD! Will that fucking belt go away!? It haunts me, just like her fuckin ballet slippers!
what's the B-52 without the dirty ballet flats??
I can smell her from here. Man.
MK, just stop posting crap about this loser. It's not really funny anymore. She is so gross.
Ahhh nuts.
Bitch (and I mean that with the sincerest affection) get OFF the fucking horse!!! *grrr*
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Thank god the hive is back!I missed it,I can sleep peacefully now!wino without her crackhive is like a day without sunshine.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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She's got anther crack hive...see the last thumbnail... vadge hive coming out of her sexy dirty jeans
Wino if she were healthy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtVD3H-vRhE
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When the cat is away, the mice will smoke crack!
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Oh my GOD it's eating her JEWFRO! No!
I won't even comment on the need-wash jeans.
Ugh, that soul-sucking creature is back on her head and it's making her high.
Sigh. I loved the 'fro and natural look. Why, Wino, Why?????
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There's so much wrong here to comment on, but all I can think about is how sorry I feel for those jeans. Motherf'er... The things they've seen, the aromas they've been subjected to... nothing -- animate or inanimate -- should ever have to experience such trauma.
I think the ballet slippers go better with the eye-liner. The sneakers are fug. I bet she decided that the crackhive looks better, I'm afraid I will have to agree with her on that one, the jewfro was a bit on the scary side. However, she looks confused and out of it here. She needs to pencil visiting hours in her planner...HA! Like she has one!
Your face!
Submitted by squid4brains on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 4:01pm.
urm - no one concerned about her lack of laces??
That's the least of the problems here, boo.
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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)
Wow she put on that crazy fuckin ugly eyeliner...and her hive. Its like she woke up this morning (at 3 am) and felt a lil extra pep in her step. So she actually dragged the ol beehive wig out, swatted the fleas and rats who were nesting in it out, ignored the hairbrush then went to town with her eyeliner.
She looked in the mirror and said "Your back baby"
NOT FUCKIN QUITE. Sad attempt. They need to fuckin do something and straightjacket this bitch into health or just forget about her. Its over. Find a new english blues singer. OVER IT.
What the fuck is up with those dirty ripped jeans every fucking day, she's a mess who needs to either die or reform and I dont see the latter happening.
*sniffs*
*sprays Febreze*
Nope, I can still smell her.
*lights Glade candle*
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
urm - no one concerned about her lack of laces??
Zombie madness
that's straight up f*ckery afoot, if ever...
Her nails are still grody and rancid. I can smell her through the PC monitor. Smellovision.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
SO sick of the nasty hive. She looks like 10 pounds of cadaver stuffed into a 5 pound hive-wig. Gross. Just gross.
Zombie sadness.
Y'know, if I ever saw even ONE picture of myself in which I looked as bad as she does in every picture for the last two years, I would sprint to rehab. SRSLY. I might even call 911 on myself. I mean, that is some industrial strength denial, if you can look at THAT shit in the mirror each day and think "I'm doin' OK." I know it's a cliche at this point, but I have to say I don't know how she is still among the living, truly.
This feels like "GroundHog Day"! Only difference with todays cracked out look is that she is keeping that freaking Marx Brothers curly mop thing going even with the Beehive. Damn, what a wasted life.
This shit used to be funny and outrageous and kinda cool (the no rehab stuff)now its just sad and pitiful. She the next in line for the Anna Nicole train to the afterlife...
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When Bella fucks Edward Cullen...is it like fucking an icesickle?
Exactly, old_straight_guy. Its very strange to me how she just shambles along never really getting worse, never really getting better. Meanwhile her parents are all smiles for the camera and her 'friends' or whoever are always behind her in pictures (including children WTF?) are just laughing. I think this is an elaborately staged production.
This is my last post about Crackhouse. She's officially become persona non grata, unless she kicks before 12-31 11:59:59 this year, then pay up mofos!
PERSONA NON GRATA!
the DUDE! abides...
I know I'm old and square, but I can't help wondering how genuine Winehouse's crackery really is. I mean, she obviously has handlers and minders (there's one in these photos), so they are either complicit in an ongoing string of crimes, or it is being played up for effect. Hey, I'm cynical...it comes with age.
I bet she fries the ION scanner everytime she walks through it at the Rehab Centre.
I am not taking to this crackhive, it simply doesn't have the charm of the old one. It's too glossy and clean looking.
Submitted by old_straight_guy on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:15am.
to what extent do you think Winehouse's Filthy Crackhead image is contrived?
Not at all?
WOW
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Winehouse makes Courtney Love look like Lady Di.
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:07am.
she looks like borat in drag
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yet, 20 x more fuglier. Btw, where's her usual pink ballet slippers? Anyfug, she is one scary-looking hag, hive or not. She always looks like she needs to soak in a bath of clorox and ammonia STAT! must look away NOW!!!
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Weeee! I am so happy to see the hive back in Amy's life. Hive, how I have missed thee!
Oh dear.
OH FUCK
I was listening to Frank yesterday and it makes me sad that Wino used to have so much talent and now she looks like this!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Wait, the Hive is FAKE!???
Oh Holy Crack Pipe.
As for Blaaaaaake, that drug has sailed Wino.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
To those more in the know: to what extent do you think Winehouse's Filthy Crackhead image is contrived?
LEANING tower of hive, hive revived, it's alive!!!! cute. ;>
she looks like borat in drag
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:56am.
Jeffro,
As long as it's not Pittsburg, i'm all for helpin!
I heard that rumor too about Quinn...that must make showering after the game LOADS of fun!
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heh...heh...you said LOAD.
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Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
If I had a crackhive, I'd keep my weed in there, car keys, and chola sharpie.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:48am.
Is anyone MONITORING her?! I thought she lived with her dad, why does he let her do this to herself?? Anyone ever ask themselves that QUESTION?!!!
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If she ever comes out of the crackhaze she better put all those fuckers on blast.
Either a hand rolled or a joint(doubtful), not a blunt.
Those adidas look like clown shoes on her chicken feet.
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remember when I longdicked you and broke the ovary
She is so nasty and beyond the point of sympathy. I wish she would put US out of our misery.
Does anyone else think that she's smokin a blunt out in public or is that a hand rolled ciggie?
Amy, You are a mess. It's disheartening and makes me sad for you. But you really don't care at this point in life, you are hanging by your fingertips on the rim of a very vile toilet. Please hang on, hopefully someone who is not an enabler will snatch you up from the brink of being flushed into oblivion. I'm sure caring people reach out to you but you just seem slap those hands away, haven't you hit rock bottom already? So fucking sad. I wish you would find the path that leads you to a full recovery!You are very talented, and unique. Other wise why should we care for you or be interested?
Thanks Mom, that Puke stain did come out!
There is no was she has been near soap and water in weeks. She's absolutely filthy.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"