Brit Brit Wants To Be Free!
Brit Brit wants Chester Cheetah to waltz up to her cage, open up the door and set her free her back into the world to go and do a bunch of hood rat stuff. That's what The Sun claims anyway. They have seen the Brit documentary "On The Record" (preview above) and wrote about a couple of scenes where she complains that every day is Groundhog Day. Well, Groundhog Day without Bill Murray.
After Brit flipped out and did a bunch of crazy shit, her daddy became her master. She says in the documentary that everything is so fucking controlled now and she just wants to be free! She says, "There’s no excitement, there’s no passion. I have really good days, and then I have bad days. Even when you go to jail you know there’s the time when you’re gonna get out. But in this situation, it’s never ending. It’s just like Groundhog Day every day."
Well, that's because every single day she gets up, drinks dolls, eats Cheetos with milk, watches cartoons, goes poopy, drinks Frapp after Frapp until 8pm, drinks more dolls, eats Cheeto Casserole, prays to Cheesus, goes into her cage, rubs her jerky pie until it vomits and then goes to sleep. It is Groundhog Day but with more Cheetos! And that's delicious.
Brit goes on to moan, "I think it’s too in control. If I wasn’t under the restraints I’m under, I’d feel so liberated. When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear but they’re really not listening. If you do something wrong in your work, you can move on, but I’m having to pay for a long time. I never wanted to become one of those prisoner people. I always wanted to feel free. I think I’ve learnt my lesson now and enough is enough."
That's right, Brit. Enough is enough! This new life is boring. As En Vogue would say: FREE YO CRAZY MIND! They didn't sing that last part, but I felt it was appropriate in this situation.
Brit, Go out, shave your head, grab an umbrella, beat a bitch and just go crazy! Free yourself! Oh, wait. You've done all that before. Scratch that. Um...just watch this beautiful artistic video below until I think of something. Brit Brit is totally going to commission this dude to do all her family portraits, Christmas cards and even her personal boudoir paintings.
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I also read that she wanted her daddy to take permanent care of her.She should make up her mind.
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Wasn't it just last month that court documents stated SHE asked to have the conservatorship made permanent?
Now she's saying she feels like it's too controlled and she's a prisoner?
She'll be back to shaving her head, flashing her axe mark and acting like a drugged out whore in no time.
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"I never wanted to be one of those prisoner people."
Say what?
girl, them's your family, fool.
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Submitted by Otter Pop on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:20am.
This is what happens when you give an uneducated hillbilly access to money and fame. She's completely incoherent and ridiculously stupid. She's encroaching on 30 and she still seems to have no perspective. I hate stupid twats.
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Yeah, ditto to the above.
Submitted by IluvDuranDuran on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:56pm.
If you all think she is going to stay on her meds, think again. Many people on psych meds go off due to unpleasant side effects - weight gain, zombie like feelings, squash of creativity and passion. Once people are stabilized, they tend to feel cured, go off and have an episode again. Bipolar meds are known to be the WORST, like mental jail. If I were a betting woman, Brit Brit doesn't have bipolar, just bad judgement and illicit drug use.
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Well, I'm bipolar and half of me says: yeah, she's off her meds, therefore the weightloss, no more bloating (nothing she can do 'bout the linebacker neck!).
The other half of me says: Shitney bitch is not mentally ill, she's just a fucking idiotic, self centered, self indulgent thoughtless whore with absolutely no consideration for the children she's borne because having to care for them makes for rain on her parade. She'd much prefer to fuck men who will sell her out than be dignified. Slut.
I can't stand this twat, she's proven time and again that my latter half is right.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:38am.
She's not mentally ill. She's like every other fucked up teenager in America. She had no value system to stand on and she made bad choices. It's true - she had her freedom and she was a spoiled little brat with it. Every decision she made was based on showing someone else up. Kfed, Xtina, her sister, her mom....Honestly? I don't think she's on meds. I think she's OFF drugs.
I TOTALLY AGREE. Off the drugs, not crazy.
Okay, granted that was a tiny bit of a lot more yick-yack from Cheetoling herself, but it is interesting {{ cough COUGH Shitaloonies}} she talks about being restrained, not free, "learned her lesson".... NOT a hint of having mental issues beyond her own control or anything that clued in to this whole "bi-polar" sham the loonies have been touting for Shitney's shitiness. Just sayin'.
I don't want to see her get better, I don't really want to see her as a trainwreck either.
I just want her to go THE FUCK AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
Permanently!
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I know its silly, but I still feel bad for her... she sold her soul to be famous and she doesn't even want it... everyone around her just wants to pimp her out and she's too dumb to change it... and she has 2 kids along for that...
Submitted by ribbontie on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:02pm.
Everyone wants to see her in one way ... her fans want to see her be a pop princess ... the haters ... as a worthless person.
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If you all think she is going to stay on her meds, think again. Many people on psych meds go off due to unpleasant side effects - weight gain, zombie like feelings, squash of creativity and passion. Once people are stabilized, they tend to feel cured, go off and have an episode again. Bipolar meds are known to be the WORST, like mental jail. If I were a betting woman, Brit Brit doesn't have bipolar, just bad judgement and illicit drug use.
"Clearly the article is taken out of context, watch the documentary to understand fully what she means."
And that would require care and effort and no one should admit "understanding fully what she means" when we all know her cauldron of Crazy Slap Slot Blacks will once again boil over and Shitney will build a Moonshine machine and her Prison person self will claim it really makes Moon.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
@ ribbontie,
"you want her to fail, to make yourselves feel better."
Oh, please. Really, pull the other one. I don't think anyone on this site wants her to fail, to make themselves feel better. Unlike Unfitney we're adults.
"as a worthless person."
She IS a worthless person.
"The truth is that she is human"
LMFAO. "Human", I didn't know being "human" included Swamp Creatures.
"I'm going to actually watch her documentary"
Are you watching the Pre and Post shows too? (Not meaning that in a nasty way, just wondering)
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Who gives a shit this bitch is fucking retarded.
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Clearly the article is taken out of context, watch the documentary to understand fully what she means.
All her "quotes" were chopped up and presented in away to show Britney in away that would reflect negatively upon her, because ultimately thats what a lot of you want -- you want her to fail, to make yourselves feel better.
Everyone wants to see her in one way ... her fans want to see her be a pop princess ... the haters ... as a worthless person.
The truth is that she is human, and has many dimensions to her. I believe that all humans have good in them.
I am fascinated by her story and I'm going to actually watch her documentary to fully understand her before passing judgement.
If you want your opinion to be respected I suggest you do the same, otherwise there's not much else I can do. But I bet a lot of people will pick a part what I'm trying to say as well, but whatevs.
Submitted by Dea on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:44am.
Oh please, she did NOT work hard. Lip-synching and shaking your ass is not hard work. She is nothing more than an over-paid stripper. And yes she is spoiled. Getting paid all that money when you have zero talent makes her spoiled.
I loathe this ugly cunt with a passion.
She is an egotistical annoying slut. She is talentless and doesn't even realize her own part in her downfall. She always blames others. She is completely worthless in every way possible. Self centered whore!
Everytime this twat opens her mouth she shows just how ignorant she is. She's not mentally ill, she's just a spoiled, self-absorbed, uneducated brat that needs to go back to the swamp where she belongs.
Good humor. Can't really say her motives are any more sophisticated than this. Learned the hard way--drama addicts get damn uncomfortable when things are going well.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:38am.
Born free, as free as the coke blows
As free as the weed grows
Born free to follow your snatch
Live free and the crack weaves surrounds you
The alphabet still astounds you
Each time you look at a star-bucks
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:06am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:00am.
Brit Said: "I never wanted to become one of those prisoner people."
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I think she was referring to parents.
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Ditto.
We're ALL prisoner people. And she was the worst of all - she set the example. She worked and worked and worked some more - had some kids and worried about working.
The difference is that we're all limited by a lack of resources. We're all caught in the wheel, where "breaking free" means living on the street. The only reason she can't break free is a lack of education. And, apparently, she doesn't want one. Being the Queen B, she feels like she knows everything already. Stoopit.
PS. I always thought she was comingback. I don't think she's allowed to read Dlisted anymore.
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It must be really hard to behave every single day like a normal person.Being coaxed into responsible parenthood...
Girls allowed?
i´m not sure she´s a c*** or spoiled. i think that, since she was 17, she´s had to work really hard to get everything she´s got, today (money, fame), andshe´s been really professional, until her breakdown. that doesn´t make her a spoiled bitch. the problem is, after she got everthing an artist desires, like money and fame, AFTER A LOT OF WORK, she got everything she wanted from her people. and, of course, since she got there WORKING, she felt entitled to whatever she wanted. she´s immature, i agree, but i don´t get the spoiled part.
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Yeah Britney clearly you're smart, I believe you honey. Billions wouldn't, but i do.
Submitted by lara on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:53am.
Um, they got the quotes from the documentary she made. No one claimed to have interviewed her.
"There’s no excitement, there’s no passion. I have really good days, and then I have bad days."
"If you do something wrong in your work, you can move on, but I’m having to pay for a long time. I never wanted to become one of those prisoner people. I always wanted to feel free. I think I’ve learnt my lesson now and enough is enough."
- One of those Prisoner People.
Really Shitney. Your work wasn't the problem hwore, your chirren are not "your work". And no, most hideous Parent People pay for what they CHOSE not to do. K Fed has trumped you as a Parent Person, think about that while Prisonering your self.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
It's official. Twatney is a complete, utter, and totally spoiled cunt (sorry for the C-word). She sounds like a bratty 15 year-old teenager. She's not mentally ill, she's a bitch.
Submitted by lara on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:53am.
This article is so FAKE. The Sun???? yeah right...like any artist would give them an exclusive. the sun is trash. i don't understand how they get away with making up things. I can't stand Sienna Miller, but i am so glad she sues these tabloids. Gossip is fun, but i've had enough of being lied. The people at the Sun must think all the people are idiots.
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WRONG. Artists DO give the sun exclusive intreviews. Perhaps not likes of Unfitney, but celebs DO go to them, for example :-
Remember when Stephan Gately came out? Yeah, he came to the Sun.
August 15th 2005? Mark Feehily had a double page spread in the Sun when he came out.
Novemember 2007 - Westlife did an entire week of exclusive intreviews for the Sun.
Loads of British celebs have intreviews for them, they even at one time had a special web intreview thing, we fans could email questions to the fave celeb and the Sun would get answers. (It doesnt appear to be on the site anymore) They had Girls Allowed, Will Young, I could go on.
Oh and another thing, if you read the sun article the do NOT claim to haved intreviewed Unfitney. The DO claim to have watched Britney Spears: For The Record, which is where they get their quotes from.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:38am.
Born free, as free as the coke blows
As free as the weed grows
Born free to follow your snatch
Live free and the crack weaves surrounds you
The alphabet still astounds you
Each time you look at a star-bucks
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Brit wants to be free? Shes what 27 yrs old a mother of TWO children. GROW.THE.FUCK.UP stop acting like a 19 yr old skank and maybe you can be "free". It must be really nice to live in a world were you can do whatever it is you feel like.
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
GOD she is delusional. When i F up at work i have consequences to pay !!
She is so rich and spoiled that she thinks she shouldn't have to pay consequences and thinks us normal people have it easy !!
We live in "ground hogs day" day in and day out for years!! That's life bitch !!
If its too hard then freaking quit already,
lord knows your talent quit a long time ago
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My brother wouldn't touch your titties with a ten foot pole. He likes his women bad, Lenora, not cheap.
"Brit Brit wants to be free." I feel the same way about you Britney, I want to be free of you!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:50am.
Does she know her life is weird? No! She has no more self-reflection than a grunting pig at a trough. As she said, "It's all [she's] ever known."
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Sheeps, of course if she described it that way, it'd be a "grunting pig at a troth."
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
"rubs her jerky pie until it vomits..."
Holy shit man.. you have found a new level of descriptive sickness :D
--thanks awfully--
This article is so FAKE. The Sun???? yeah right...like any artist would give them an exclusive. the sun is trash. i don't understand how they get away with making up things. I can't stand Sienna Miller, but i am so glad she sues these tabloids. Gossip is fun, but i've had enough of being lied. The people at the Sun must think all the people are idiots.
She still doesn't get it that when she did things "her way" she fucked up her life, her kids' lives, and her career.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:49am.
Nitty, at least I convinced Slitty to remove the landing strip form her face. I have SOME influence on her too you know.......
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Bwhahaha! Yes, of course. But you do realize that was just dirt on her face, right?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Does she know her life is weird? No! She has no more self-reflection than a grunting pig at a trough. As she said, "It's all [she's] ever known."
Nitty, at least I convinced Slitty to remove the landing strip form her face. I have SOME influence on her too you know.......
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how ever long our love will last, I always want to call you "friend"....
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Submitted by uyiewe on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:42am.
She acts hot with these sexy guys in the vedio. She is coming back.
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That's two votes for Brit being COMINGBACK herself.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:40am.
what an idiot. her father saved her life, and she complains? she'd be dead if it weren't for him. Ungrateful cunt.
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Dear PSL, I'm afraid I'm going to have to step in and be your conservator if you are going to use that word. First step, no more hanging out with Slitty McSlutterson. She's obviously a bad influence on you. Consider her the Adnan to your Britney.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
what an idiot. her father saved her life, and she complains? she'd be dead if it weren't for him. Ungrateful cunt.
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how ever long our love will last, I always want to call you "friend"....
-Kenny Loggins and Stevie Nicks "Whenever I Call You Friend"
She wants to be free to not bathe, waste a fortune, rarely see her kids, destroy her career and bang random (and likely disease ridden)dudes?? Time to up the dosage.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:27am.
The C word!
I feel your pain! When everything is "cut a bitch" this and "sexy times" that, you spend too much time at Dlisted.
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It's the H words that trip me up when I'm writing. It's nearly painful to realize that calling your mother a hooker or a hwore in your email is *not* a term of endearment in her world.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Love that cheese puff picture! It's a great picture of Elvis! I can't even draw a stick figure to save my life.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:27am.
The C word!
I feel your pain! When everything is "cut a bitch" this and "sexy times" that, you spend too much time at Dlisted.
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So true, Clarisse.... :)
More off topic: just saw this vid and thought of you (SFW):
http://jezebel.com/5091775/poultry-police
On Topic: Appropriate that the artist chose to do 'fat Elvis' in Cheeto dust.
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Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone.
The C word!
I feel your pain! When everything is "cut a bitch" this and "sexy times" that, you spend too much time at Dlisted.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 10:18am.
The C word speaks Frapanese! Pass it on!!
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LOL!
It's official: I've been on this site too damn long....
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Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone.
This is what happens when you give an uneducated hillbilly access to money and fame. She's completely incoherent and ridiculously stupid. She's encroaching on 30 and she still seems to have no perspective. I hate stupid twats.