Tuesday, November 18th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Kim Zolciak, the 30-year-old beauty with gorgeous hair like Rapunzel and the singing voice of a thousand angels from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta." Tonight is the season finale and I really hope Kim finally tells us what the fuck her fake hair is made of and how many weaves/wigs it takes to look that beat.
Below is Kim singing karaoke in NYC a couple of weeks ago. It took me a good 45 seconds to even figure out what the hell song she was butchering.
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Submitted by Rigamia on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 11:07pm.
Does that girl next to her have Down syndrome? I'm not joking about it. It's a real question. Just curious.
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I think she's just drunk and the film is bad. I think.
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Does that girl next to her have Down syndrome? I'm not joking about it. It's a real question. Just curious.
um yeah, it took me less time than MK to figure out what it was but it was only because the background track kicked in. Awfulness
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Oh, and I forgot to say that I think the reason that people make a big deal out of it even though NeNE wears a wig (someone mentioned that earlier) is because a lot of black women wear pieces. A friend once told me it is just so much easier to do because their hair is so hard to style. I mean, my friend had gorgeous hair when she had the time to get it done, but when she didn't, she'd just clip on a piece and be done. Most white women get extensions..not hairpieces. I've never seen someone with that much money be that fucked up in the hair department. Maybe big poppa has a bald fetish..lol.
I can't imagine anyone not being able to spot that fake ass hair. You can tell where it starts because her "natural hair" has that yellow tinge to it. After I pointed it out to hubby, he said that he didn't hear a damn thing she said because he was too busy staring at her hairpiece. I wish NeNe would rip it right off her big ass head. =)
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:26am.
Its a half clip on hair piece in the back of her head to add length it took me awhile to figure it out!
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Many thanks for your clarification - I see it clearly now!
I am totally addicted to this damn show, mainly because I seem to like to get very angry at televisions. As crazy as NeNe is, I love her! And I really like Lisa and DeShawn. But Sheree? Yea, you are SO successful making money off your ex-hub who actually successfully did something. Of all women on reality TV, this bitch, Kim, takes the cake. And I have news for her...I'm not "hatin"... I'm disgusted! She needs to take her ass back up north, none of in the south want her here! She isn't even one of those "ya love to hate" she's just an asswipe. Has ANYONE found out who Big Poppa is?!!!!! All the rumors are just that, rumors, I understand. But there has to be SOMEONE out there who knows the scoop! I heard they broke up and she is on to a new one - but I gotta know who this dumbfuck is!
TEAM NENE!!!!!!!
I caught my hubby watching the marathon of this the other day. I told him to look at Kim really closely and see if he could figure out anything that was wrong with her. He looked at her and said, "She's a man, I knew it!!!" Lmfao. I then explained to him about the wig. He said there's no way in hell that ho is 30 or even 35. That bitch has to be kissing 40. Oh, and I read on the Bravo blog where she said that she was really hurt by everyone making fun of her hair. She said that where she had extensions for so long, it made her hair come out in patches and that is why she wears the hair piece.
That dude is quite pretty for a man.
I think Kim has a long lost twin who is a little more "busted" looking than she is...It's MILF from Real Chance of Love....Check it out!
I'm amazed by people like her. Their sole contribution is fucking an older man and basically getting paid for it. You'd think that would at least make her cynical, but no, when she's taking it face down and her Sugar Daddy is tugging on her weave, she actually believes him when he lies through his face and tells her she's talented. In that clip of her in the recording studio, she looked legitimately stunned that she couldn't sing a note. If you're going to be a mercenary whore, you need to realize that you're going to be fed the exact same line you dole out.
I always assumed the Hot Slut mantle wasn't meant to be this literal.
I want to know more about that woman who follows her around. what's that story all about?
Everything about this crass, ignorant drag queen evokes one word: Stripper!
She could be thirty. Just really ugly.
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If she's 30 I'm Miss America! Goes to show sometimes makeup, fake boobs and hair extensions DONT make you look younger.
She's obviously had her breasts done, and the hair is fake, so why leave that nose?
another part of the video:
http://www.cbs46.com/video/17971898/index.html
The interview is in several parts:
http://www.cbs46.com/video/17970812/index.html
"The leading ladies of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" were interviewed on CBS 46 Atlanta with Jonathan Jaxson, and we were able to get some serious dirt that will not be aired. We found out that NeNe Leakes cheated on her husband Greg on several occasions. The two originally met while Leakes was a stripper in Atlanta (WHOA!). She rented the home you see in the show and no longer lives in it." Nuff said
OTOH, she has that one note down pat. She works the hell out of that one note. Now only seven more to go for the full octave.
You know what? I believe she really is 30. I'm in my late 30's and I see chicks every fucking day who are at LEAST a decade younger than me walking around looking middle-aged. I dont get it, I really dont. I dunno what it is, but there are a shitload of really beat 20 & 30 somethings walking around.
Her boobs will be out there.
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I am waiting for someone to tell all these HO'S how phony and disgusting they are! All of them.
OOOO the 30-year-old-in-dog-years chick!
I think that Kim 'thinks' she was doing the harmony. How totally off key and terrible. I do better just singing in the car.
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Don't flatter her by using the term "Barbie doll." Barbies don't have beak noses and look 48.
She's 30? 30 what? Can't be years.
the sad thing is that is the best she can do...
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my ass she is my age. I cannot believe she thinks she can sing....it's tragic. She is not even human...she's like the Barbie Doll of shame.
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This bitch spelled cat K-A-T!!!
Her weave looks like a bunch of Barbie hair. It's too fucking shiny to be natural.
I loved when she said she didn't need to know anything about music because she's a "singer". While that may be true in the music industry, usually the kinds of women that get away with being talentless don't have a pair of oranges in tube socks for tits and a busted face that belongs on a 50-year-old.
I can't stand Kim but I can't wait to see the ho fight on the reunion special.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:26am.
I get where your coming from. I don't like either one of these whores.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 9:02am.
For someone who is only "30", she sure has memaw boobs!
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I'll say! I have a few years on her supposed age and mine have never sagged. I don't know if it's good genes or what with me but these 20-30 celebrities have a serious situation of saggy boobs going on.
Its a half clip on hair piece in the back of her head to add length it took me awhile to figure it out! hhaha anyway I don't understand why everyone HATES her and then LOVES NENE?!?!? Her and NENE do the same shit!!! First everyone rags on Kim about her hair when Nene has a full on wig! Then everyone talks about kim letting her boobs hangout when Nene does the same shit!! Alteast kim wears a bra! Also everyone says that kim is a bad friend when all this season all we saw was Nene talking behind Sheree and Kims back! So whats the difference?? I honestly don't get it.
Your last two hot sluts have been sub par.
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erm also NOT gangsta.
She needs a nose job.
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I still don't know what the fuck she was trying to sing. And who is Big Papa?
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Fuck finding out what that wig is made of, I want to know who Big Papa is!
For someone who is only "30", she sure has memaw boobs!
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Yeah,she is 30.and I never got double penetrated.ha.
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Thank god she has huge chichis. Otherwise I'd be forced to look at her face.
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That was worse than any surprise link you have ever posted, MK. Uncle Kracker Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Poor talentless hag. I had to turn the sound completely off when she was in the "studio" on that one episode. The urge to jump through the screen and snatch her bald-headed was beginning to overwhelm me.
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