These Two Pieces Of Trash Belong Together
Supposedly, Wonky McValtrex's war zone snatch belongs to Benji Madden, because they are all in love or some shit. Well, the other night in Miami, Wonky was back to doing what she does best: being a complete whorebag!
According to Star Magazine, Wonky reunited with Nachos at a party in Miami. Benji was nowhere around. One nosy whore told Star, "Paris and Stavros were all over each other. They were at the same table for about an hour and then they left together. It didn't seem like Benji was on her mind at all!"
Well, well, well, once a cum vac, always a cum vac! I never bought her new cleaned up image. She's a dumb bitch whore through and through. And she's not the good kind of dumb bitch whore either. Don't confuse her with classy skanks like Sienna Miller and Aubrey O'Day (HA!). Wonky is a bottom of the barrel busted bitch! She would probably lick her own butt raisin off a soggy peen. Nasty bitch! And yes, I'll tell you how I really feel.
If Nachos wants to get struck by Wonky's herp lightning again, then that's probably a good thing. It's better that they keep their genital fleas in one circle. I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish. It would be less painful and the wounds would eventually heal.
Below are a few pictures of Wonky and Nachos being gross in Miami. Nachos looks like he just fucking swallowed Wino's goody drawer.
Images. Mr. Paparazzi
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Send the garbage truck to back door and pick-up this super-sized load of dreck.
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His hair looks pretty bad in those thumbnails, but Stavros is fucking hot. I'd probably have a hard time staying away from him, too.
Gawddamn, that bitch is ugleee!
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*ahem* That would be cuz her relationship with Benji is a set-up. OMG I just had a BFF withdrawal! *runs from room*
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Why for he stupid?
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LOL, this is why I love you.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:52pm.
I don't think Guy ever wanted to marry Vadge. She just steamrolled him. He rolled his eyes, shrugged and went along with it.
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Well, I'm a steamroller, baby
I'm bound to roll all over you
Yes, I'm a steamroller, baby
I'm bound to roll all over you
I'm gonna inject your soul with
some sweet rock 'n roll
And shoot you full of rhythm and blues
Well, I'm a cement mixer
A churning urn of burning funk
Yes, I'm a cement mixer for you, baby
A churning urn of burning funk
Well, I'm a demolition derby
A hefty hunk of steaming junk
Now, I'm a napalm bomb, baby
Just guaranteed to blow your mind
Yeah, I'm a napalm bomb for you, baby
Guaranteed to blow your mind
And if I can't have your love for my own
Sweet child, won't be nothing left behind.
It seems how lately, baby
Got a bad case steamroller blues
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
At least the jellyfish wouldn't speak.
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He looks like a douche but he is still hotter than Benji.I always thought Bengi and paris was just a publicity stunt anyway because of Nicole dating the other Madden loser.The Maddens should just follow fate and marry the Olsen Trolls.Paris looks beat in the photos hate her hair!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Tigerlilly,
You are right about Guy. I didn't want to throw him in the dumpster with the rest of the human debris. That is collateral gossip blog damage, for which I apologize!
Although, there's a tiny part of me that wonders if Guy sold a fraction of his soul by marrying Vadge. I mean, did she really change that much between when they married and now?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
"I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish. It would be less painful and the wounds would eventually heal."
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MK is truly this generation's (lone) voice of common sense!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
I hate this nasty skank but I don't know...they kinda look good together. Now I must go slit my wrists.
And yes, Nachos is hot. There. I said it!
How the heck did they ever kiss with those HUGE schnoz's they are both sporting?? Ewww...why did I even think about that?? *washes brain out with anti-bacterial soap OUCH!*
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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
Can she look ANY more bird-like?? That hair is fucktrocious!!
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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
Jellyfish don't talk on their cells during sex.
The jellyfish would be tighter, and it wouldn't make me watch The Hottie & the Nottie.
Benji would never dump Paris the cash cow. He'd have to start paying his own way. Shock horror, he might have to pull his pants up so he reach into own pocket.
Anyhow, why isn't this slag knocked up yet? Maybe Benji is shooting blanks. Maybe Paris is BARREN!
@Deb:
IF and I repeat IF Guy Ritchie is defying the Gristle Monster's roided up Vadge and her madness, then he's no longer "trash"..."recylable office paper"? Yes. "trash"? No....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
hey wolfy, no one LIKES nachos... so stfu!
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Nachos is one hot douchebag. Paris is far too old for the likes of him, but mentally she's like 13 so he's robbing the cradle mind-wise!
Your face!
Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:14pm.
You would probably enjoy more interesting and intelligent pillow talk from the jellyfish, too.
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And the morning smegma would smell better...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Benji is SAVED!!!!
yay!
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Michael Kay....I love you, you are a god.
Jellyfish vs. that petri dish paris calls a vagina? hmmmmm, i never fucked an invertebrate could be fun
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i think nachos is hot
*hides*
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At least they'll have beautiful progeny...
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the DUDE! abides...
That guy looks like pure douche. I guess since he's in Miami, dressing like a bad Miami Vice extra is just what you do? When in Rome? So much fail should hardly be allowed to exist in one person. Luckily Paris was there to share it.
HAH! These two club-hopping STD farms deserve each other. Wouldn't it be funny as fuck if Benji dumped her ass in front of the papps?! Do it Benji, you're too good for her!
Run Benji run! I bet HIS next gf will be totally hot and not a douchebag like this with Brady Bunch hair.
All the trash IS converging in Miami!
Let's see, Fishsticks, Guy Ritchie, the Kardassian hos, Russell Simmons, now WonkyV? All we need is Tara Reid, Blohan to fly in from Paris, and Shitney to make the drive from Serenity. Then the Governor of Florida can declare Miami a STD Emergency Area, and quarrantine them all, clean 'em up and cryovac their no-no zones.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I'm sure Benji is STOKED on this.
Jellyfish at least serve some purpose in the ecosystem.
Interstellar love dies hard, I guess.
eh i dont know, just kinda looks like theyre talkin...i dont buy it
Michael K, you're got a filthy whore mouth. And it just so happens to be one of my favorite things about this entire blog. :)
"Well you're a whore, whore."
If he wants the herp again that's his problem. We're terribly addictive, I know!
Your face!
Just goes to show you there are plenty more crabs in the sea.
I can't believe she still gets any press.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
at least the jellyfish stings wouldnt require a visit to the doctor and a weekly dosage of valtrex
Ugh, she's just trying to one up Nicole Ritchie by finding a sleeze bag that will give her twins. I've seen bitches play this game before.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Geez Michael K, those pictures look like they were taken at the International Scummy Douche Convention.
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I think I would rather have a fireside romp with a Portuguese man-o-war...
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You would probably enjoy more interesting and intelligent pillow talk from the jellyfish, too.
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I sincerely hope her BM runs away.
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"If you're going to talk about this shit, then come prepared with years of research you have done, pie charts, Powerpoint presentations, etc...etc..."--MK
What is it with hot douche guys and bad hair? Nachos and Brody Jenner. Both I'd hit every which way but damn their hair styles are an 80s disaster!
Jellyfish sexi times sounds hot...
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