These Two Pieces Of Trash Belong Together
Supposedly, Wonky McValtrex's war zone snatch belongs to Benji Madden, because they are all in love or some shit. Well, the other night in Miami, Wonky was back to doing what she does best: being a complete whorebag!
According to Star Magazine, Wonky reunited with Nachos at a party in Miami. Benji was nowhere around. One nosy whore told Star, "Paris and Stavros were all over each other. They were at the same table for about an hour and then they left together. It didn't seem like Benji was on her mind at all!"
Well, well, well, once a cum vac, always a cum vac! I never bought her new cleaned up image. She's a dumb bitch whore through and through. And she's not the good kind of dumb bitch whore either. Don't confuse her with classy skanks like Sienna Miller and Aubrey O'Day (HA!). Wonky is a bottom of the barrel busted bitch! She would probably lick her own butt raisin off a soggy peen. Nasty bitch! And yes, I'll tell you how I really feel.
If Nachos wants to get struck by Wonky's herp lightning again, then that's probably a good thing. It's better that they keep their genital fleas in one circle. I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish. It would be less painful and the wounds would eventually heal.
Below are a few pictures of Wonky and Nachos being gross in Miami. Nachos looks like he just fucking swallowed Wino's goody drawer.
Images. Mr. Paparazzi
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:18pm.
She just gets uglier everytime I see her picture.
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Her nose is growing prematurely.
You know - our noses and our ears don't really stop growing but they slow to imperceptible in the middle of life...
OR - She's IRL Pinnochio!
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I agree with MK, they deserve each other. I think they probably love each other as well.
Just to put a dig in, Paris' fingers look a little arthritic to me.
TRISCUT! You fucking skank!!!
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
She just gets uglier everytime I see her picture.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:38pm.
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What up,Ho!
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***Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:04pm.
That headband isn't doing wonky any favors, she has a serious case of melting nose
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Not to mention those Yoda ears. Just when I thought she could'nt be any uglier....
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Like I always say...you can't turn a ho into a housewife. I don't care how bad a ho tries to pretend she has turned her back (or should I say vagina) on her "old ways" she will always at some point go back to what she does best...or who she does best. Yes, she is a ho....fo sho!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Nachos is a very nice looking critter. I would hose him down with isopropyl, wrap him in saran wrap and hop on for a ride.
P HIL IN DA HOUSE....
Where my ho's at?
All my ho's say "HOOOOOOOOOOO"
All my ho's say "SKKKKAAAANNNNKKKK"
All my ho's say "DDIIIIIEEEE"
Heh, they's my DListed Ho's right there....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:43pm.
She never got over him and he knows it.
Sometimes the fireworks or in their case STD's are still there.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:17pm.
Excellent! That was a laugh out loud comment. :)
Très éclatant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
She never got over him and he knows it. He's probably between coozes and just wants a warm place to stick it and maybe he has friends who want to party bukkake style. She's gonna wind up on the wrong side of the door in the morning with sticky hair. Ha ha ha.
***Submitted by aquarius on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:04pm.
There are times I think 95 percent of Hollywood must have herpes.
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That's all you need to say for me to know you're a 'half glass full' kinda gal. :)
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
not that i care about this person, but did anyone really think this skank could stick to sucking one cock at a time? she needs to suck and fuck as many dudes as possible...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by TheStraightMan on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 8:57pm.
Think of the vile children these 2 could produce.
An entire family of self-absorbed awful people with no real skills or benefit to humanity. They would walk around all day gazing at their reflections in things while talking about nothing at all to people pretending to be their friends.
Vapid horrible people who should be ignored.
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Penicillin, Vancomycin, Tetracycline, Fusidic acid, Ciprofloxacin, Strychnine and an arsenic bubble bath....there now, I'm all clean!!!
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"You're not a wartime Consigliari, Tom"
I see drunken Greeks. Is it spring break already?
WHO CARES
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The war isn't working.
The more I look at them, the more I think they are related...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Don't blame Stavros, blame the SYPHILIS.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:17pm.
Did Wonky get her lips plumped or is she having another outbreak?
BTW: If this hasn't been asked yet, then does she believe the Benji wouldn't find out or doesn't she care?
WTF: Of course, she doesn't care about anything other than satisifying her itchy coochie!
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1 - yes it looks like it. her face is a cartoon.
2 - self absorbed narcissists don't think of others.
3 - been there!
(4 - narcissists is a shit scrabble word)
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Maybe someone has answered this, but WHAT would cause anyone to sleep with someone who is widely known to have herpes? I guess if he's already slept with her, he's probably got it too, but still. There are times I think 95 percent of Hollywood must have herpes.
(Not to mention the fact that she could easily have hepatitis, HIV, or anything else incurable.)
She looks beyond MILF DVD covers and ready for a "Strap Attack" or Trannie line. Something fetish, definitely. Those hands!
Wonky got the 100 year old hag face.
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Today's translation:
Dove gli scoiattoli sono masticare questa testa della noce via?
Where are the squirrels to chew this nut's head off?--Auntie Mame
Who's that guy in the third pic up on the right? He looks like Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
She is starting to look like a cross between an emu and Jordan.
Not pretty.
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'...she said I walked like a girl. Well, FUCK HER. If she could only see me now! I don't walk like a girl anymore, I walk like a woman!', MK.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 9:17pm.
Good call. Sure looks like she plumped them. Ugh, she's just awful.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
And now it's time for a little laff, Popeye meets Alice the Goon, who bears an uncanny resemblence to Parasite Hilton. She's very horny for Popeye, much like Parislut's 'war zone snatch' is ready for any swinging dick!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs16kGWWqt8
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Pffft! I call bullshit. I don't believe Nachos is banging her again. His dick HAD to have rotted and fallen off months ago.
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Did Wonky get her lips plumped or is she having another outbreak?
BTW: If this hasn't been asked yet, then does she believe the Benji wouldn't find out or doesn't she care?
WTF: Of course, she doesn't care about anything other than satisifying her itchy coochie!
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Those two schnozes do not need to impose their honker genes on an innocent baby that will grow up to be a useless skanktard narcissist because it was taught no better and it has useless skanktard genes...
Seriously look at they noses, like a dripping faucet that won't drop the last drip into the drain...AND IT'S DOUBLE...That baby would end up with either a plastic surgeon's nightmare or dream, depending on medical advances and the surgeons arrogance...
skanks breed skanks...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I really hope that Benji breaks it off with her. Not because I care about that douche, but because I don't want to see poor lil Harlow end up with **THAT** as an aunt :|
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Nice hair/dress, Paris. Is she actually wearing the Retractable Heel shoe from this sweetguides page www.sweetguides.ca? It IS for the walk of shame after all....Benjis gonna be pissed.
That headband isn't doing wonky any favors, she has a serious case of melting nose
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 8:54pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:45pm.
She's barren sharon!
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G'day Tits. Has Baldwin arrived yet?
Nicole Kidman Cruise Urban arrived back on Aussie soil yesterday to start whoring the movie 'AUSTRALIA' groan. I bet it's a load of embarrassing shite. Baz has had to re do the ending in a hurry because it was "toooooo depressing". Hugh Jackman died.
Paris is bringing her herpes to my country, unfortunately, so you can all breathe a sigh of relief that you'll be safe this nye and we Aussies (at least everyone is Sydney) are going to have to spray themselves with hospital grade disinfectant every day. Uuuggh whyyyyyy?! What did we do to deserve thiiiiissss??!!!!!
her publicist will issue a statement soon: "they're just friends..." i predict it will be over with good-natured benji these days, though.
stavros looks red like a tomato... and drunk. not hot at all.
Submitted by gia on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 8:45pm.
nachos is a massive douche, but i always thought he was too hot for these skanks...he must really fear someone just wanting him for his money, so he only dates super rich bitches. either that or he is just incredibly stupid.
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I say all of the above: douche, 'fraid o' goldiggas and above all massively stupid. There's many beautiful or pretty enough women with money, but his stupidity and douchosity must repel them, because he's certainly goodlooking enough and has the right contacts.
And UGHGHGH -- that club is full of some dead-eyed scum. Reeks of banal evil.
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JUST ONE OF THE SAME FUCKED UP BUNCH POSTING AT ALL HOURS.
Think of the vile children these 2 could produce.
An entire family of self-absorbed awful people with no real skills or benefit to humanity. They would walk around all day gazing at their reflections in things while talking about nothing at all to people pretending to be their friends.
Vapid horrible people who should be ignored.
Cheers.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:45pm.
She's barren sharon!
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Stavros is a lovely piece of man meat. He should steer clear of the trash.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 8:07pm.
Why for he stupid?
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Cuz she's skanktagious...Skank will rot your brains...Word.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Inflatuated on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 8:31pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:45pm.
Anyhow, why isn't this slag knocked up yet? Maybe Benji is shooting blanks. Maybe Paris is BARREN!
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WISHFUL THINKING ON OUR OUR PARTS!
Maybe if we all join hands across the globe and wish really really hard, Paris' ovaries will shrivel.
I am most amused by the price tag sticking out of the back of the bitch's dress in the last photo. You know she returned it today.
nachos is a massive douche, but i always thought he was too hot for these skanks...he must really fear someone just wanting him for his money, so he only dates super rich bitches. either that or he is just incredibly stupid.
Nachos sorta looks like Michael Phelps with a less busted face.
I still think he's really hot, but the thought of him dipping it into the herpes honeypot makes him forever gross
When I think about it, MK, you totally minced words this time, you need to let the Paris-hate all out in it's unfounded glory, damn it!
Your face!
he looks like he smells musty and smokes too many marblo lights...he also looks like he always has a runny nose and says huh? alot...nasty...she has severe chin acne covered by 18 lbs of pancake makeup...nasty trash skank slut whore degenerate cunt...those two are fucking leech slime and belong together...that is all i have for today
good night sluts!
xo's for all :)
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:45pm.
Benji would never dump Paris the cash cow. He'd have to start paying his own way. Shock horror, he might have to pull his pants up so he reach into own pocket.
Anyhow, why isn't this slag knocked up yet? Maybe Benji is shooting blanks. Maybe Paris is BARREN!
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WISHFUL THINKING ON OUR OUR PARTS!