These Two Pieces Of Trash Belong Together
Supposedly, Wonky McValtrex's war zone snatch belongs to Benji Madden, because they are all in love or some shit. Well, the other night in Miami, Wonky was back to doing what she does best: being a complete whorebag!
According to Star Magazine, Wonky reunited with Nachos at a party in Miami. Benji was nowhere around. One nosy whore told Star, "Paris and Stavros were all over each other. They were at the same table for about an hour and then they left together. It didn't seem like Benji was on her mind at all!"
Well, well, well, once a cum vac, always a cum vac! I never bought her new cleaned up image. She's a dumb bitch whore through and through. And she's not the good kind of dumb bitch whore either. Don't confuse her with classy skanks like Sienna Miller and Aubrey O'Day (HA!). Wonky is a bottom of the barrel busted bitch! She would probably lick her own butt raisin off a soggy peen. Nasty bitch! And yes, I'll tell you how I really feel.
If Nachos wants to get struck by Wonky's herp lightning again, then that's probably a good thing. It's better that they keep their genital fleas in one circle. I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish. It would be less painful and the wounds would eventually heal.
Below are a few pictures of Wonky and Nachos being gross in Miami. Nachos looks like he just fucking swallowed Wino's goody drawer.
Images. Mr. Paparazzi
Okay, I guess the wonk eye has been distracting me from those feckin ELF EARS all this time. Good LAWD how did I not notice those little shriveled dried apricots on the size of her head?? *laughs hysterically*
Mel Tang, you've been reading Dlisted too long. That said, I think MK would like being probed.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
paris used to be fun, back then. always smiling, saying dumb things. she´s too serious, now.and she´s not aging well. that´s sad...
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If that is the best she can make her hair look in the Miami humidity, she just needs to stay away.
Submitted by Haribo on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:23am.
parasite is one fugly creature ;/ and a ho! it can't get any worse!
Yes it could. She could be a fugly ho and be nice, but she's not! She's a fugly ho and a catty, stupid cunt.
That headband isn't doing wonky any favors, she has a serious case of melting nose.
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Excuse me - not one comment on Nachos freakin shirt?!!
For the love of Benji Madden!?!? Whore.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 8:34am.
Somebody roll MK over and poke him with a stick. I can't look at these pictures any longer!
LOL I'm so tired I thought that said "Somebody roll MK over and PROBE him with a DICK." LOLOLOL
The ugly truth about Jon and Kate Gosselin:
http://gosselinswithoutpity.blogspot.com/
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I want some nachos. The food not the person.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
I wish they would just mutate into one big giant disease and implode.
The ugly truth about Jon and Kate Gosselin:
http://gosselinswithoutpity.blogspot.com/
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Why is she alive?
I don't know if if she's getting uglier,its her attitude that seems harsher lately. She's acting more and more superior but the thing is what has she done? Sex doesn't count.
"I'm sorry, but all I see is them leaning over to hear each other in a loud club. Is there a law against talking to your ex? If my BF told me I wasn't allowed to talk to someone, even an ex, I would kick him in the balls and tell him to fuck off."
Except that what PARIS would do is screw your brother and then cry "abuse" if you get upset about it!
Somebody roll MK over and poke him with a stick. I can't look at these pictures any longer!
Didn't Asslee have that emo baby yet? Probably not, because I didn't feel the world shift on its axis.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 5:25am.
What exactly does this guy do anyway?
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his family could buy yours ten times over for fun... he doesnt need to do anything... and to be honest, im pretty sure hes good for nothing anyway.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 6:39am.
Yo Chubs!!
Try this: reread your comments in light of your siggie. Funny stuff.
Good to see ya this morning--you started my day off right! ;-)
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"If you're going to talk about this shit, then come prepared with years of research you have done, pie charts, Powerpoint presentations, etc...etc..."--MK
Submitted by Inflatuated on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:32pm.
Submitted by TheStraightMan on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 8:57pm.
Think of the vile children these 2 could produce.
An entire family of self-absorbed awful people with no real skills or benefit to humanity. They would walk around all day gazing at their reflections in things while talking about nothing at all to people pretending to be their friends.
Vapid horrible people who should be ignored.
I second ALL that!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 8:30pm.
Send the garbage truck to back door and pick-up this super-sized load of dreck.
Momus- the word "dreck" is SO absolutely fitting. Nice one!
paris is soooo beautiful!!! she loves benji!!! she and starvos are just bff!!! don't hate!!! she earned it!!! she did!!!! really!!!
just wanted to see what it felt like. don't hurt me.
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She has the worst looking hands in the world except for Wino and Courtney Love. Chewed up nails, skeleton looking man hands. This bitch is so fucking gross
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Because it needs to be said, Paris has the knobbiest knees I've ever seen on a female, along with her bird beak nose and crypt keeper fingers. She is one ugly bitch...
P.S. I bet Nachos has a big dick, too bad he let it rot by sticking it in Paris' smelly vadge.
They deserve each other. You know it's a sad day when I say a fucking Madden brother deserves better, because they're absolute scum.
What exactly does this guy do anyway?
If you're stuck in Paris' shadow, then you're REALLY pathetic.
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Sweet Jebus what the hell has happened to Paris' face? She looks like she is in her mid-late 40's! She should fire her makeup artist stat! I usually think she is quite pretty but holy hell lol! And is it just me or is her beaky nose getting beakier? She looks like a cross between a socialite, drag queen, aging barbie doll and Big Bird!
i feel dirty just reading this post
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Damn, I never really noticed how ugly Paris is until this picture. Are the guys in her circle really desperate or horny and dumb enough to screw her?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:50am.
Why are Greek shipping heirs so obsessed with parking their little dinghys in her heavily polluted harbor?
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She's the Jackie O for our time.
(barf)
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
That's a great picture of Wonky. It emphasizes just how ugly that bitch really is.
She is one ugly bitch. Good thing she has money, because she doesn't have anything else. Money can't buy her good looks!
it's kinda late on da east coast. ima have a nightmare starring parasite....pho sho! why the heck did i look in here?! damn beotch!
parasite is one fugly creature ;/ and a ho! it can't get any worse!
It's gonna be a busy holiday season for Paris.
She turns her head and waves whenever Santa calls out "yo, Ho Ho!"
- the mean little bitch
i swear she really does look like a reptilian
Someone made a typo somewhere along the way. I thought someone said Nacho was from Greece. Now I get it...they meant "Grease".
Greece-y Nachos. Yeah, that's it.
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Like, for real!
Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:47am.
OMG!!! Paris! You GO girl. Taste the rainbow! You don't need no MAN holding you down. Ya'll is just h8ers. She is GAWGEOUS!
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People are crazy and times are strange.
I'm sorry, but all I see is them leaning over to hear each other in a loud club. Is there a law against talking to your ex? If my BF told me I wasn't allowed to talk to someone, even an ex, I would kick him in the balls and tell him to fuck off.
Why are Greek shipping heirs so obsessed with parking their little dinghys in her heavily polluted harbor?
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What the helllll? I was convinced it was love!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!!1!!!!!one
All that girl loves are her herpz,
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OMG!!! Paris! You GO girl. Taste the rainbow! You don't need no MAN holding you down. Ya'll is just h8ers. She is GAWGEOUS!
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NO WAY. I thought Paris and Benji were totally committed to each other!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:38am
Your request has been granted; hang in there.
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CHARLES MANSON HAS SEEN BETTER TIMES. MY FATHER-IN-LAW PASSED 4 DAYS AGO AND MY MOTHER IS ON THE CARDIAC CCU WITH A SEVERLY BROKEN FOOT IN SEVERAL PLACES AND HAD TO HAVE A PACE MAKER PUT IN YESTERDAY. HER HEART JUST KEPT ON STOPPING. THERE WAS JUST NOTHING MORE PRECIOUS IN THE WORLD THAN TO SEE MY MOTHERS EYES TWINKELING UP AT ME, AND IT REMINDED OF HOW MUCH I LOVE HER VERY MUCH. IF ANYONE CAN TAKE A 30 SECOND TIME OUT PRAYER, I WOULD APPRECIATE IT.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:21am.
Hmm. Just because some jargonaut huggled his frenemy doesn't mean it's a neologism. Meh.
Seems appropriate for this thread:
From the register.
Meh is now officially a word.
The interjection "meh" has beaten "frenemy", "huggles" and "jargonaut" for inclusion in the 30th anniversary edition of the Collins English Dictionary following an invitation to the unwashed masses to submit neologisms reflecting the current state of play with our beloved mother lingo.
According to the Times, meh was chosen by a panel of judges in the "Word of Mouth" campaign "because of its frequent use today". It was suggested by Erin Whyte of Nottingham, who described it as “an expression of utter boredom or an indication of how little you care for an idea”.The dictionary will define the word as "an interjection to suggest indifference or boredom - or as an adjective to say something is mediocre or a person is unimpressed".
Cormac McKeown, Collins Dictionaries head of content, said: “This is a new interjection from the US that seems to have inveigled its way into common speech over here. It was actually spelt out in The Simpsons, when Homer is trying to prise the kids away from the TV with a suggestion for a day trip. They both just reply ‘meh’ and keep watching TV; he asks again and Lisa says, ‘We said MEH! - MEH, meh!’"
The rise of meh is apparently a sign of how email and the interwebs are "creating language". McKeown explained: “Internet and email are playing a big part in formalising the spellings of vocal interjections like these. Other examples would be hmm and heh, which are both now ubiquitous online and in emails. People are increasingly writing in a register somewhere in between spoken and written English.”
Regular readers will recall that "pod slurping" was crowned Oz word of the year 2007, while "wiki" last year poked its ugly face into the online edition of the Oxford English Dictionary.
Whatever.
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***Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:34pm.
Hi, Frito!!!!
She can keep the contacts, because they cover up part of her. The less I see of actual Paris, the better.
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Word. Too bad she can't live inside a big, contact lense enclosure...with no oxygen...
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Hi, Frito!!!!
She can keep the contacts, because they cover up part of her. The less I see of actual Paris, the better.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:18pm.
She just gets uglier everytime I see her picture.
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Indeed she does. I really HATE those blue contacts. What a superficial bitch.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:23pm.
It looks like she's growing a fin.
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