Monday, November 17th 2008
Looking Like A Wax Figure Is Really Uncool
Yes, the horrific word "uncool" is still haunting my day and night dreams. Although, my mom almost killed the word for me yesterday. I was talking on the phone with her and she said, "Did you hear that Jennifer Aniston said Angelina was unnice?" Ha. WTF is unnice?! I didn't correct her, because I secretly thanked for not saying that word! I already hear it enough in my head.
Anyunnice, here's Angie Jo and Brad Pitt leaving their hotel in London today. They look like a worn out Boris & Natasha in dire need of a Calgon bath.
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Yikes!!! WTF did she do to her damn face?
She looks goddamn ugly as shit with those overblown lips, sliced up nose and psycho eyes. Please die!
I bet anything that she has had a brow lift, hence the look of mysterious surprize.
Morticia Adams called and she's pissed. this is copyright infringement.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
McSlitty and Dee: It gets worse. I heard Jen is a clingy loser.
she is one surgery away from Joyce Wildenstein land
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
*snorts*
Packing peen. WAHAHAHAHAH!
Ok, so now we know, not only did she remove Brad's balls and shove them in her purse, his dick has been surgically removed and attached to her.
Prolly makes for easier insemination.
Her pupils look like saucers.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:31pm.
Isn't she rumored to have stolen Brad away from Jen?
Well, I heard she kissed her brother in a sexy way in public.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Golly, I wonder how the press knew they were leaving the hotel at that exact moment in time?
*said in monotone voice*
.......awaits the Skeletina Faker h8er.......
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I think someone in the crowd told her she doesn't have telekinict powers and she's trying to prove them wrong.
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Brad before Angie
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Angie before Brad
http://www.absolutenow.com/photos/6092_jolie_02420.html
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:32pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:31pm.
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???Who's Jenn??? The girl from "Flashdance"?
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No I think he means that Jenny "from the block" chick.
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew wtf is wrong with these two?
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Dayum! Bitch overdid it with the Botox. (That explains the shiny, shiny face.)
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:31pm.
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???Who's Jenn??? The girl from "Flashdance"?
To quote Xtina :-
"I’m not quite sure who this person is, to be honest. I don’t know if it is a man or a woman."
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Isn't she rumored to have stolen Brad away from Jen?
she looks like she may be the blind item about the mom who gave birth not too long ago, who along with the tummy tuck had botox, filler etc....
Sometimes lipgloss is not your friend. Looks like she just got done making out with a greasy pork chop.
If. Only. These. Two. Would. Go. Away.
The Wizard of Oz was on last night, and the wicked Witch of the East looked just like that, right before she completely melted away.
Angelina looks fine. Brad Pitt, on the other hand, looks like a gross hillbilly. Also, he should just get plugs already and quit wearing that silly hat.
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That's the look of a woman whose Percocet is wearing off.
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Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:16pm.
Oh I know this face!
Thats the look of a woman who has accidently put the penis in the wrong hole.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, yep, that'll cause one to have that look....err, that's what I've heard....some time ago, down in Del Rio.
omg, she is made of wax.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
It seems that lately Brad has his mouth open like an idiot in almost every picture. What is he doing? Catching dinner?
I'd like to think she's high on heroin or exctasy but that's just wishful thinking on my part. She looks exhausted beyond belief and probably starving! Why does she look so shiny?
Your face!
Is the shiny look in this winter?
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
teeheehee, I also just noticed it looks like Angies packing a penis in those satin pants of hers in the 8th thumbnail.
That is the look of someone thinking "Oh shiit, did I leave the heroin needle on the counter or did I toss it into the trash before I left the house. Damn kids....I can't leave anything just laying around anymore."
Brad we must get squirrel and moose.
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Is Angie Jo the ho in the BI about someone who got lots of subtle plastic surgery which has made her formerly "unique look" more generic? She looks different and I can't put my finger on exactly why. Not that I care, but bitch needs to stop with the surgeries. Beautiful women do not need to carve up their faces, that is for us fugs. You purty bitches, leave the purty alone! AJo is one nose job away from Michael Jackson, I swear.
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Submitted by Silvara0428 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:19pm.
OMG finally a picture of her peen in thumbnail #8
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You're right. And she's packin, dude.
Why did that suddenly make me think of Mr. President? Where is that ho, anywacko?
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Yeah neither of them are looking so good here, but either they truly are in love with each other or she is the best actress in the world, look at the way she's looking at him in the second to last thumbnail. Errrr...you know what, strike that, that sounded just a little too brangeloonie for me. Never mind.
That's the look of a woman who seeks perfection (by her own definition) at all costs. When did she have the twins, back in August? She was looking very healthy and lovely then, really. But she has lost too much weight much too quickly. And does she seemed bored with him?
I AM SO JELLY I WILL NEVER LOOK LAK HER OR HAVE A MAN LIKE THAT... YER ALL JELLIS OF THEM AND YOU KNOW IT YOU PATHETIC FOOLS !!!!!!!
I just for the life of me don't understand HOW this woman is considered "the most beautiful woman ever". Sure shes nice but, really?
Oh and here is a little website I came across
(via youtube) that I thought I'd share.
http://ihatebrangelina.com/
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Her eyes are bewitching me...can't. stop. looking. Someone. help. me. before. it's. too. la.... Yes, my goddess, I hear and obey you. All hail St. Angelina.
OMG finally a picture of her peen in thumbnail #8
Brad is the woman
Angie's the dude!
All makes perfect sense to me now....
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Is it my imagination, or is her hairline receeding and hair thinning badly?
Angie has the look of 'no Kegel muscles exercises' today on her face!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Angie, walk away from the botox...come on you can do it, a few forehead wrinkles will help when you attempt to "act", cause honey those overinflated lips just aren't cutting it anymore.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Um, I don't usually have a lot of comments for Angelina and Brad posts, but GOOD GOD SHE'S SCARY!!!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Natasha: "Boris dawling, you put bomb in Aniston's briefcase and who gets blown up? You!"
Boris: "SHARRUP YOU MOUTH!!!"
ROFLoLoLOLOLOLOLOL!
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Angie has the "deer in the headlights" look.
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Oh I know this face!
Thats the look of a woman who has accidently put the penis in the wrong hole.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Helen, we need you! AngieJo posts = sexual jealousy!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Whats up with her Morticia make-over??? She already did that years ago....hmmph!
Brad is just really unhot right now too....
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