Monday, November 17th 2008
Looking Like A Wax Figure Is Really Uncool
Yes, the horrific word "uncool" is still haunting my day and night dreams. Although, my mom almost killed the word for me yesterday. I was talking on the phone with her and she said, "Did you hear that Jennifer Aniston said Angelina was unnice?" Ha. WTF is unnice?! I didn't correct her, because I secretly thanked for not saying that word! I already hear it enough in my head.
Anyunnice, here's Angie Jo and Brad Pitt leaving their hotel in London today. They look like a worn out Boris & Natasha in dire need of a Calgon bath.
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LOVE ANDERSON,
Um, i didn't "forget" anyone. When that little blob is as exceptional as the rest of the holy brood, i will include her.
BAMPZKV FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:55pm.
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That is the nicest thing that anyone has said to me in weeks...... besides the "here's an extra $5 for you in you can finish it up in 3 minutes".
Angie looks TIRED!
Cuz you know she was thinking: Jeez - I better not tell them about the meditations. LOL!
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
Wow. I'll have what she's having.
Aw, man. I could just never hate. I couldn't! Look how sweet! Not all supersilly people are so sweet!:
I don't have a shrine or anything...wait...I have a bunch of poster and sketches I have drawn but thats not a shrine. Its just arranged in a certain way.
I have a shrine. However I don't kneel and pray. That would make me crazy.
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I don't have a shrine or anything...wait...I have a bunch of poster and sketches I have drawn but thats not a shrine. Its just arranged in a certain way.
I have a shrine. However I don't kneel and pray. That would make me crazy.
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Jesus, if even 1/3 of that was true than that is one screwed up little girl!
Bradi, OMG! Sometimes I forget just how mental she was. Hold me!
DAMN! I don't remember THAT comment, Love Anderson. Fucking SCARY.
Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:02pm.
Sluttz,
Helen Maniston erm Mirren wishes she was half the woman Angelina is! Helen Mirren isn't half the actress Angelina is!
BAMPZKV FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
- YOU NON-FAN, YOU FORGOT SHI!!!! IT'S BAMPSZKV!!!!
LOOSER!!!!!1!!!!11
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Oh fuck. FUCK.
I totally thought it WAS a wax figure!
Any woman who is as together as this chick wants the world to believe she is wouldn't have a pathological fear of having a little meat on her bones. If you're so damn happy and content then eat! Stay off the drugs! Stop fucking with your face!
It's just the fakeness that bugs me...
Classic HA/LA:
LOVE ANGELINA on October 31, 2007 - 11:47pm.
TonicBitch and Aphid I haven't attacked anyone for saying bad things about her. If the fact that I might correct them is a problem or say something like "Thats not true...here is what really happen etc", well I mean that shouldn't be a problem. People can say mean stuff about her. I am not attacking people when I say "Thats false" if they write something that is. I know its not. I have seen other poster doing it, maybe not like me, but I have seen done. People are doing what I do in the Dog racist thread.The Celebrity Hater is even posting links, which BB makes fun of me for.
Aphid while I am aware she doesn't know I am alive it really hasn't made me love her any less. Thats why I am a fanatic aka fan. I am pretty much the definition of a fanatic. Angelina isn't my idol. I don't have a shrine or anything...wait...I have a bunch of poster and sketches I have drawn but thats not a shrine. Its just arranged in a certain way.
I have a shrine. However I don't kneel and pray. That would make me crazy.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Sluttz,
Helen Maniston erm Mirren wishes she was half the woman Angelina is! Helen Mirren isn't half the actress Angelina is!
BAMPZKV FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
*throws ho ho's into thread*
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:51pm.
Ahh, it's days like this, I wish LA/HA wasn't banned; I would luuuuuurve to hear her explanation for this effery.
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Hell, I will give it a shot.
U guys are so mean!!! Angie looks beautiful and so does Brad!!! She's just tired-I mean she has 6 BEAUTIFUL kids and an amazing career and she does SO MUCH for charity!!! I wish I looked that good and could do all the good she does in the world!! It's so sad there are jellus h8ters that don't realize how wonderful these 2 R! Maybe one day I will get to meeet Angie and tell her how much I LOVE her!!!
She looks like she's leaking.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:47pm.
The Bitch - #2 Couple would be the Brangelina.
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Actually, I thought that Jho and skeletal fit here much more; it says "HE has enough kid...", not "they have..."
What about the first item, anyone?!!
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:52pm.
This is the look when you realize that ze squirrel and ze moose is telling everyone that you are uncool.
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I think you mean unnice.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:51pm.
You are all just a bunch of fat ugly useless housewives jellus of Angelina and all of her divine glory! !
Go scream at the...pop tar...no...um...scream at the...uh....oil fil...no....go scream at the ice cream!!! Haters!
I AM.. I AM ..I AM... FAT AND UGLY AND SO JELLY I WEAR A MUU MUU AND WISH I COULD BE HER YOU ARE RIGHT
I NEED FOOD TO MAKE ME HAPPY !!!
I AM SO JELLY I EVEN LIKE GAYKIN!!! THAT IS HOW JELLY AND UGLY I AM....
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:47pm.
You're so not uncool.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:51pm.
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On behalf of Helen Mirren, shut up you jelluz hag.
Kidding, of course.
ubmitted by Inflatuated on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:21pm.
That's the look of a woman who seeks perfection (by her own definition) at all costs. When did she have the twins, back in August? She was looking very healthy and lovely then, really. But she has lost too much weight much too quickly. And does she seemed bored with him?
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Don't want to turn this thread onto Serious as a Heart Attack avenue, but your comment reminds me of the Buddhist concept of "hungry ghosts." AND also the Mexican legend/traditional tale of La Llorona. The first regards (IIRC) souls who were always hungry either physically or spiritually or both -- sort of related to the concept of the 10 Worlds or 10 States of Being. And La Llorona is based on Aztec and/or Mayan mythology about the earth goddess eating its own children/returning to nourish the earth mother and after the Spanish conquest morphed into a tale about a woman who kills her own children, then is remorseful and I think kills herself but then is a ghost/zombie wandering around looking for her children but when she bumps across random children she eats/kills/takes them. Great way of convincing your kids not to run off too late at night unsupervised. Anyway, yeah, carry on :)
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Love the siggie!
"You think just 'cause a girl dress up fancy and stand around a street corner with some whores, you automatically think she's hookin'?"
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Girlfriend got some botox in a big way....that I can guarantee.... I should know.
she reminds me of my french teacher in high school--swear that lady use to cover her face in vaseline every damn day. s-c-a-r-y!
This is the look when you realize that ze squirrel and ze moose is telling everyone that you are uncool.
You are all just a bunch of fat ugly useless housewives jellus of Angelina and all of her divine glory! !
Go scream at the...pop tar...no...um...scream at the...uh....oil fil...no....go scream at the ice cream!!! Haters!
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
Are they remaking 'the stepford wives' again????????????
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lsmith07
Ahh, it's days like this, I wish LA/HA wasn't banned; I would luuuuuurve to hear her explanation for this effery.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Fearless Leader is pissed at both of them.
Bring me the head of Aniston and you will be forgiven.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
I need some of that oil from her face to shiny up my car and leather chairs.
MK, love the Boris and Natasha ref. Actually, Angie studied old Boris and Natasha cartoons while doing research for accent in her role as Alexander the Great's mom.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUiCYAE2DY
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
They look like a worn out Boris & Natasha in dire need of a Calgon bath.--MK
Talk about hitting the nail on the head.
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"You greasy bastid!"--Biggie Shortie aka Wanda
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"I have never done drugs in my life. I am a businesswoman." ---HS Lisa Wu.
I suppose I'd have that look on my face too, if I just got pimp slapped with some Vaseline.
The Bitch - #2 Couple would be the Brangelina.
MOM JEANS!
GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS1!!!1!!!11!!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:37pm.
McSlitty and Dee: It gets worse. I heard Jen is a clingy loser.
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Yeah, what a loser! I know if my husband fell for a co-worker, why I would be happy for them both. Hell, I would pop open the champagne and toast them both and their happiness together, maybe invite them over for a game of Canasta, perhaps be the godmother to their children. But NOOOOOO, not Jenn....she's always looking for sympathy and playing the victim...."but we were married, I trusted him, they committed adultery...waa! waa! waa!.
2 blind items a friend from my office got today in the Email. They're quite juicy actually! I have my guesses, but not 100% sure:
"What A list entertainer is really MILKING her new found freedom? Her young hunk is so besotted with her that he has no clue that not only she's spending some "extra close time" with someone she tours with now, but she's also in touch with one of her (many!) Exes. Nothing happened with the ex yet, just some heavy flirtation. The ex is an A list too, and they go back, way back."
The A list –
The young hunk –
The A list ex –
"The A list couple who DID use fertility treatment when they had their twins, but surely won't discuss it in public, are fighting mad. Why you ask?! Well, she would love nothing more but more kids; twins, particularly! He thinks that HE has enough kids. He holds an approach that "if it happens, it happens". They both know that without the fertility treatment her chance of having more twins almost doesn't exist.
Another thing that doesn't exist and becoming a big issue is there non-existing sex life."
A list couple-
I posted it in the 'Blind Items' thread, but eveyone in the Branholina thread all time, so I'm posting it here.
Any guesses...?!
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
Devilgirl - yup! See. Proof is riiiiiiight here.
*cackles madly*
You jelly h8ters! Angelina is the most perfect and bootiful woman in all of the land. She risks life and limb to go to wore torn countries to heal the sick and starving just by smiling at them. She pisses rainbows and shits out steaks.
Her farts smells like CoCo by Chanel and when she speaks to the UN she speaks in tongues so all may understand her.
And Brad has a golden rod and his jizz is sold gold. His sweat smells like Largerfeld cologne and if you ever witness them have sex it could cure the blind.
Besides what have any of you ever done in your sad and pathetic lives? You tear them down hiding behind your computers you fat ugly h8ters. I bet you're all sad and childless like your idol Manniston. Ha ha ha.
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Well, Angie's just going back to her roots. She's officially with a woman.
M.E- I had forgotten about that until your mention of it.
So Moose and Squirrel must be Jen and John.
WHATSAMATTER U!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Katie Scarlett - I know. My big ole mom jean wearing ass and my minivan jsut won't do.
*sobs*
KatieScarlett,
Who would want a man like that? No cock, no balls, pedi face. Pass.
M.E.
I was watching something about Hottest Hollywood couples and it showed these two in their past relationships and they were both hot but together they just imploded!!! Ugh!
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:40pm.
I bet anything that she has had a brow lift, hence the look of mysterious surprize
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Now take this pic and go back to the blind item from last week about the new mom and her forever "surprize face" from fucking around with her face too much.
Lisa Rinna's botox bumps found new lips to colonize, I see...
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:37pm.
*snorts*
Packing peen. WAHAHAHAHAH!
Ok, so now we know, not only did she remove Brad's balls and shove them in her purse, his dick has been surgically removed and attached to her.
Prolly makes for easier insemination.
OH M.E. yew know yew could never get a man like that... so pathetic ! :)
Aw, Clarisse, that made me sad. Amazing how in what? Four years they have together each aged about 15 years.
Damn.