Monday, November 17th 2008
Looking Like A Wax Figure Is Really Uncool
Yes, the horrific word "uncool" is still haunting my day and night dreams. Although, my mom almost killed the word for me yesterday. I was talking on the phone with her and she said, "Did you hear that Jennifer Aniston said Angelina was unnice?" Ha. WTF is unnice?! I didn't correct her, because I secretly thanked for not saying that word! I already hear it enough in my head.
Anyunnice, here's Angie Jo and Brad Pitt leaving their hotel in London today. They look like a worn out Boris & Natasha in dire need of a Calgon bath.
Wenn, Splash
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these two are hot. Luv them.
i used to think natasha was in my room at night as a little kid and it would scare the shit out of me.
she is scarier.
im in japan.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by james12 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:50pm.
Brangelina rocks my world;)
^^^
OK, so here's a perfect example of what I'm talking about.
You're being sarcastic, right kid?
RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!
*popping more green and white pills*
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
For the record : didn't Gwyneth cheat on him? And hasn't it been said that Jen would go weeks without seeing him while he was on different locations? Well maybe the explanation is that Brad is boring, dull, and dumb. Maybe the truth is that Jen couldn't even hack him anymore (but she still shouldn't have been humiliated) and Paltrow needed to spice things up in her life. If that theory is true, then I would conclude the only reason Jolie found him interesting is because he was MARRIED. He was the "sexiest man alive and was married". I think it was a bit of a game for her. Now that she actually has him, I think she'll get bored rather quick. The kids will be the only thing keeping the charade going. Who knows, maybe she's not as crazy as she pretends to be, maybe she's just as dull and full of herself.
Brangelina rocks my world;)
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:35pm.
WOW.
And now, a word from our sponsors:
Why conform? If all around you are about anti- aging why not age ten years in four? With adultery, lying and compulsive kid buying/ implanting- it’s all about losing any hotness or credibility you might once have had.
Yes- ‘Desperation’ the new fragrance by Brangeloonies.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation
In the next to the last thumbnail, Brad looks like Gomer Pyle saying "Golleeeee Angie, ya mean you're gonna let me stick the tip in tonight... SHAZAM!!!!!!!!"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:33pm.
Just Jared is the official site of the big butt mom jean wearing loosers.
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Huh? I thought DListed was? It must be these retarded eyes I got...Well, I guess I better wipe the pizza grease off my fat fingers and head on over to JJ....
DO NOT cross over to the dark side, we need your big striped ass to protect us!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Laila on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:26pm.
I had to peek at JustJared to see the Brangeloonie response to this, they didn't disappoint:
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I REFUSE to believe that these people are serious.
And you can't make me.
If these people are for real...well, I will have to track them all down, each and every one of them, and put them out of their misery.
It's the only humane thing to do.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:33pm.
Just Jared is the official site of the big butt mom jean wearing loosers.
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Huh? I thought DListed was? It must be these retarded eyes I got...Well, I guess I better wipe the pizza grease off my fat fingers and head on over to JJ....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Angelina is now Greasy momma bear.
How proud is Just Jared when the typical post is:
"I love how Oprah reminded CHINNifer MANLESSton that she’s gonna be FORTY YEARS OLD SOON!!!!!!..
…BWAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!
HAHAAHAH!
LMAO!!!
HAHAHA!
….HAHAHAHAHAHA
….BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH.!!..
…okay….I think I’m done….no wait…..BWAHAHAHAAHAHHA!!!
LMAO!!!…
…I’m so sorry…..I thought I was done…..BWAHAHAHAHA!!!….
….(wiping eyes)……I’m sorry….but….the hasbeen tv….hack………………she’s….staring in a movie….WITH A DOG!!!…..bwahahahaha…..pathetic
….and dating……a douch a decade younger than her…..bhaahahahahahaha…….sooo desperate…..hehehe……Oh my…haahahahahaha
….and…..ahahahahha….she uses words like…’un-cool’ to express herself….bhahahahaha….as if she’s 13……..
…and she’s still responding to booty-calls…..ahahahahah….from a guy who DUMPED HER on NATIONAL TABLOID TV….ahahahaha…….you cant write this stuff!…..bhahahahaha…..sad….
….BWAHAHAHAHA!!….."
Submitted by walker on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:23pm.
Angelina is so "glossy" in these pics
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Well, glossy is a nice word. I think she just looks greasy.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:19pm.
OMG finally a picture of her peen in thumbnail #8
Ah so that's where it went.
What are they doing in London? They are way too near me and I fear for my children. And pets.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation
What is JJ jr the official site of? Future big mom jean wearers?
Are they retarded over at Just Jared?
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I like to use the word "special".
I find alot of humor in the fact that they act as though Jolie & Pitt invented the FAMILY and that ADULTERY is now the "in" thing. Fucking losers.
Just Jared is the official site of the big butt mom jean wearing loosers.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Lol Mejinn.
Submitted by Laila on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:26pm.
Jesus fucking Christ, are these people really THAT unself aware of how psychotic they sound?
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You're allowed to have opinions and beliefs, as long as its their opinions and beliefs.
*stares blankly after reading JJ posts*
*drools a bit*
*blinks*
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:26pm.
Are they retarded over at Just Jared?
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They are certainly special, in a window licking sort of way.
I had to peek at JustJared to see the Brangeloonie response to this, they didn't disappoint:
Lee @ 11/17/2008 at 4:17 pm
Angie and Melissa are seriously “uncool” in how they exhibit their signs of the 7 deadly sins. Look! Brad created and allowed what we all witness today and so far… it’s Golden!!!!!
I think this couple battled all of the what if’s, how come’s, we can’t, it’s wrong and any other argument about each other only to understand that they can’t live without each other and together thaey seem to agree with and fit each other’s needs and are “audacious” enough to understand that. Whew!!!!!! how ya like them terms Angie and Melissa or is it to challenging for you
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queen bee @ 11/17/2008 at 4:34 pm
I love how Oprah reminded CHINNifer MANLESSton that she’s gonna be FORTY YEARS OLD SOON!!!!!!..
…BWAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!
HAHAAHAH!
LMAO!!!
HAHAHA!
….HAHAHAHAHAHA
….BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH.!!..
…okay….I think I’m done….no wait…..BWAHAHAHAAHAHHA!!!
LMAO!!!…
…I’m so sorry…..I thought I was done…..BWAHAHAHAHA!!!….
….(wiping eyes)……I’m sorry….but….the hasbeen tv….hack………………she’s….staring in a movie….WITH A DOG!!!…..bwahahahaha…..pathetic
….and dating……a douch a decade younger than her…..bhaahahahahahaha…….sooo desperate…..hehehe……Oh my…haahahahahaha
….and…..ahahahahha….she uses words like…’un-cool’ to express herself….bhahahahaha….as if she’s 13……..
…and she’s still responding to booty-calls…..ahahahahah….from a guy who DUMPED HER on NATIONAL TABLOID TV….ahahahaha…….you cant write this stuff!…..bhahahahaha…..sad….
….BWAHAHAHAHA!!…..
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Roberta @ 11/17/2008 at 4:29 pm See Jennifer,Thats how U Love a Man .. U give him what he wants..
And Angie sure did give him what he wanted >> KIDS<<
Jennifer would’ve gave him kids if she realy loved him
So , Jennifer, stop pretending like ur the victim ..
Sorry , I had to bring her up !!
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showers of Blessings @ 11/17/2008 at 4:34 pm
God Bless the Jolie-Pitts
God Bless the Jolie-Pitts
God Bless the Jolie-Pitts
God Bless the Jolie-Pitts
God Bless the Jolie-Pitts
God Bless the Jolie-Pitts
Are they retarded over at Just Jared?
i love it when MK talks about his mom
and i just died at "unnice" :)
M.E., she's probably at JJ jr., gettin' them while "there" young.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
MrsRobbieWilliams!!!!
Gard-dem you!!!!
I was JUST about to log off and take my fat ass home, but NOW, thanks to YOU, i am going to have to watch "Come Undone" live for the 500th time before i leave!
Thanks a lot pal!
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
Those are the only ones I saved.
Sorry.
But we'll always have, "I only watch Porn but I don't masturbate."
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Bradi - LOL. Yes. She couldn't spell worth shit, nor make sense out of a sentence.
God, I wonder if she's still trolling JJ 24/7 trying to make it follow her reign?
Angelina is so "glossy" in these pics.
agnie looks like she needs some heavy time with
THE PUPPEHS!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
M.E. on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:17pm
"Your lose cunt"
I don't miss it either, I just like to remind some just wtf HALA was/is.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Love Anderson, show us more, show us more! This is very entertaining stuff!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:16pm.
More classics:
Hahaha. First AND second cunts.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
"Now you have pissed me off. I am going to call you cunt because I am through being polite bitch."
LoveAnderson...wait...I though LA said "I haven't attacked anyone for saying bad things about her."
Do you think she contradicted herself?
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
They're giving off the "we're united, fuck you Jen" look! Jolie smiling at him like she just came and Brad's still wearing that gay scarf. Or maybe she's just smiling b/c Jenny's in the doghouse for the first time in 4 years!! And I hate that her shades of black never seem to match up. Just looks completely weird to me.
p.s. she doesn't look tired (the pounds of cover up and eye make up took care of that)... she just looks empty or something. Almost robotic looking. But it's hysterical how she always has to strike a pose and put on the show. Tilting the head like she's posing for Vogue again! No, that would be Jen.
Submitted by The Bitch on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:47pm.
The Bitch - #2 Couple would be the Brangelina.
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Actually, I thought that Jho and skeletal fit here much more; it says "HE has enough kid...", not "they have..."
What about the first item, anyone?!!
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Vadge, A-Rod and Sean Peen...
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Yeah, it's probably her! And the 'A list Ex' is most likely Sean Penn coz of the "...MILKING..." comment.
That Sean is such a ho.
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:16pm.
If her forehead gets any larger people will be pulling up in cars wanting to know when the movie is going to start.
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I almost did a Fergie and pissed myself...thank goodness for Depends.
Bradi - OMG! I remember that rant of hers.
But I still don't miss her.
More classics:
LOVE ANGELINA on November 29, 2007 - 10:36pm.
You don't shit about her thats your problem. Angelina is a deep, wonderful person and she doesn't need to sue.
Angelina is zen. She doesn't give a shit about what people think of her. I think she is just as surprised by the hate thrown at her as I am. Angelina just lives her life. Angie doesn't try to be what people what her to be.
Brad was never up to her level. You think he would be speaking about NOLA and shit about Refugees if Angelina hadn't put that lifestyle into his head. Brad wouldn't be making Time's Most Influential lists and shit without her.
You know what Bradiful you really just need to accept the fact that Brad was shit before her. He was nothing but a pretty boy with a manly looking wife. That was it.
Now Brad is something.
We both know he was shit before Angelina.
Oh wait there's more, someone pissed her off, it wasn't me, I'd cop to it but here
LOVE ANGELINA on November 29, 2007 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by I Hate Angelina Jolie (not verified) on November 29, 2007 - 9:32pm.
Now you have pissed me off. I am going to call you cunt because I am through being polite bitch.
First off Cunt, their is a vast number of people around the world who love and respect Angelina. I am certainly not the only one who feels this way and defends her like this.
Second Cunt, Angelina is a very respected member of the philanthropy community. Thats why she is consistently awarded by them. Angelina has done more and given her time and money then some people. Angelina doesn't act like a saint and Angie thanks those people all the time, who give their time because they don't have money. Angelina is genuine about this.
Third and last of all Cunt, We don't need you to go and see Angelina's films. Your lose cunt. Don't worry there is a slew of bullshit rom-coms coming that should keep you're cunt ass satisfied.
*Ahhhh, this is Loonanese.*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
If her forehead gets any larger people will be pulling up in cars wanting to know when the movie is going to start.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
They do look like wax but I still want them to adopt me. I know, totally uncool.
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"Get up and see the sarcasm in my eyes..." -Robbie Williams
Imagination is more Important than Knowledge
Her nose job is really apparent in these set of pics
In ten years, she'll look just like Madonna.
-Einah
Actually, if you look at the 2nd to last thumbnail, Angie's head looks like a sperm.
Submitted by The Bitch on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:47pm.
The Bitch - #2 Couple would be the Brangelina.
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Actually, I thought that Jho and skeletal fit here much more; it says "HE has enough kid...", not "they have..."
What about the first item, anyone?!!
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Vadge, A-Rod and Sean Peen...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:02pm.
Sluttz,
Helen Maniston erm Mirren wishes she was half the woman Angelina is! Helen Mirren isn't half the actress Angelina is!
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Clarisse, my husband just wants to be 1/2 the man that Angelina is.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:02pm.
Classic HA/LA:
^^
good times, good times
sigh.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:21pm.
Yeah neither of them are looking so good here, but either they truly are in love with each other or she is the best actress in the world, look at the way she's looking at him in the second to last thumbnail.
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Um, I can look like that, too. At anyone. If I have to. And I'm not the best actress in the world. I think every woman can.
Thanks Love Anderson, I was needing some vintage LA/HA in my day. I do miss her rants.
I usually think Angelina is a beautiful looking woman but she's turning...creepy. She is too thin and I'm pretty sure she's leaking blood somewhere because there doesn't seem to be much left in her body.
She's also looking a bit unstable in the eyes.
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