Monday, November 17th 2008
Looking Like A Wax Figure Is Really Uncool
Yes, the horrific word "uncool" is still haunting my day and night dreams. Although, my mom almost killed the word for me yesterday. I was talking on the phone with her and she said, "Did you hear that Jennifer Aniston said Angelina was unnice?" Ha. WTF is unnice?! I didn't correct her, because I secretly thanked for not saying that word! I already hear it enough in my head.
Anyunnice, here's Angie Jo and Brad Pitt leaving their hotel in London today. They look like a worn out Boris & Natasha in dire need of a Calgon bath.
Wenn, Splash
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:27am.
The Jolie Family.
hahahahaha. Shiloh is Pugsley. Maddox is Uncle Fester. James Haven is Lurch.
thanks Slutts, it is 3 or 4 days a week, so at least every day won't be crazy. But with Karate 2 nights a week now, I am tiiiired.
see you all in the morning, while I get wired on coffee before work.....
nite!
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how ever long our love will last, I always want to call you "friend"....
-Kenny Loggins and Stevie Nicks "Whenever I Call You Friend"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 11/18/2008 - No, but it's a leading cause of eye strain.
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Now I get why Slutty carries around an industrial sized bottle of Visine!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:25am.
*Slutty, looking at nekkid pics of TV and Sheeps all day is not grounds for aa mental block!
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It was either those two or pics of Angie & Brad.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:26am.
yes Slutts, back, showered and ready to collapse. I got a morning job now, and have to be there at 9AM tomorrow...Wed at 7:30 AM- blech....
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PSL, just do what Angie does and drift off to sleep humming the chorus to, Money makes the world go 'round..the world go 'round..the world..
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Nitty: I think there's a B horror movie called "Weresheep." I guess they munch people to death?
***Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:19am.
Hi Sky. I like your jellyfish
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Awww, that's what they all say. ;-)
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
I didn't know PSL, I don't know whether to congratulate you or give you a hug & say "hang in there, a rich one will come by soon".
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:25am.
*Slutty, looking at nekkid pics of TV and Sheeps all day is not grounds for aa mental block!
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No, but it's a leading cause of eye strain.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Whenever I glance that that picture, my fingers automatically begin snapping and that song begins playing:
They're creepy and they're kookey.
Mysterious and spookey.
They're altogether together ookey.
The Jolie Family.
yes Slutts, back, showered and ready to collapse. I got a morning job now, and have to be there at 9AM tomorrow...Wed at 7:30 AM- blech.....
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how ever long our love will last, I always want to call you "friend"....
-Kenny Loggins and Stevie Nicks "Whenever I Call You Friend"
*Sky, always nice to see ya!
*PSL, sleep tight!
*Sheeps, not here..but I gave her a run for the clover.
*TV, wax on, wax off. Brad's Mantra.
*Slutty, looking at nekkid pics of TV and Sheeps all day is not grounds for aa mental block!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Hello PSL, are you back from class?
lol at Sky's jellyfish, I just assumed it was a penis. The avies are too small on my laptop.
hey everyone....quick hello, before I climb in bed....
Nitty, Vampire Weekend will be on Conan on Fri night......
so Angie can take a bad pic- hmm.
good night....
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how ever long our love will last, I always want to call you "friend"....
-Kenny Loggins and Stevie Nicks "Whenever I Call You Friend"
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:18am.
Really?? On DL? Or where? I'll sic my litigation management team on em.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:12am.
Speaking of work, can someone write a couple of strategic plans for me....I'm just having a mental block.
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Here's a strategic plan for ya, Slutty. Do your work during the day and leave the Dlisted fun to the rest of us slackers!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Hi Sky. I like your jellyfish (the avie, that is).
TV, Vincent Price said he's worked with better wax dolls than this one.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:11am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:05am.
Mom jeans squeezing your optic nerve?
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No, the jelly rage had me hyperventilating. Hey, it was an honest mistake...someone with the Screen Name "WereSheep" asking to be thrown down and bitten and licked...well, yano..obvious choice.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:15am.
I'm old school: Brazilian butt lift.
Hi TV, Sheeps, Nitty & Slutts (in random order, of course)! Miss you guys!
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Sheeps, I don't know if you've heard of this miracle drink to rid you of your Kim Kardashian assets, but it's called Acai Berry...remember that name Acai Berry because they don't advertise this diet plan enough.
Nasty pig. without plastic surgery she's fucking gross.
She looks like a wax doll, but with less personality.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Speaking of work, can someone write a couple of strategic plans for me....I'm just having a mental block.
O/T: I wished I could love as deeply as Angie, but the state laws here frown upon deep love with anyone closer than your 3rd cousin.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:05am.
Mom jeans squeezing your optic nerve?
Evening, Sky!
I dunno, I used to think that I'd do Brad in two seconds...Now, that I'm hooked on all this Vampire crap...Morticialina would have to be the obvious choice.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Hey Sky, come over here and see if I can make your lips glisten & swollen as Angie's, we aren't lesbian, we're just trying to love as deeply as Angie.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:00am.
Is that a fine sheen of Billy Bob splooge that she's wearing? Bet she names her next kidnap victim "Bukkake".
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TV, is it the sheen of love? Charlie?
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Sheeps, if loving like other people means deep-throating your sister like a $10 whore, then take pride that you don't love as deeply as Angelina.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:50am.
You're just a lard-ass-jealous-mom-jean-wearing whore.
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Slutty! How dare you? That was MY nickname! Name recycler!
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*PHEW!*
I totally thought she was talking about me!
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:59am.
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LMAO! I've been sitting on my fat ass accusing a 18yr. old girl that she was you on another board. Bwhahah..I'm so old that it took me 10 minutes to figure out I could see WereSheeps profile!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Is that a fine sheen of Billy Bob splooge that she's wearing? Bet she names her next kidnap victim "Bukkake".
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Arrrgh, I've been hearing that "uncool" quote so much, whenever I flick past the news headlines. How is that news?
Bah humbug.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:58am.
Nit-tay...I've had to cover your back all day from these vicious animals.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've noticed how hard you've been "workin" today, Slutty. With friends like you...and B)this ain't paying for that trip to vegas, baybay!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Ugh! I don't care about these 2! just way to boring to comment any more so superficial and vacuous ... when oh when will they just go awayyyyyyy
Hey Slutty and Nitty. I'm sitting on my fat ass, getting my merlot on, and wondering what decade she was hot slut in.
I probably don't love like other people, but my dear sis could win a Fulbright and I still wouldn't tongue her.
Nit-tay...I've had to cover your back all day from these vicious animals.
Angie and Jamesey sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First there was Johnny
And then Jenny, but no marriage
Then came along an adulterous Brad
so she trapped him with 6 baby carriages.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:50am.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:31am.
He looks like Howard Hughes.
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You're just a lard-ass-jealous-mom-jean-wearing whore.
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Slutty! How dare you? That was MY nickname! Name recycler!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
This bitch is beginning to look like any other woman who gets too damn much plastic surgery. Her fucking lips are a joke, for starters!
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:31am.
He looks like Howard Hughes.
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You're just a lard-ass-jealous-mom-jean-wearing whore.
Halt with the grotesque assumptions of Angie and her brother! She was just happy to win and they were celebrating a special moment. Angie doesn't love like other people, she loves much deeper. She is such an old sould, a beutuiful muse sent to inspire us all. Got it FATASSES! Now run along and go check your men because there probbaly off with a woman like Angie who their going to LEAVE yo uFOR just like JEN HEN!!!!!!!! WHARHAHAHARRRRR Barren JEN FURTILE ANGIE BEUTIFUL!!!!!!!!! *twitch* *twitch*
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:03pm.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 11:23pm.
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Thanks for the award. I was so busy writing my acceptance speech that I lost track of time. I couldn't write one good enough for such a prestigious award so I gave up.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
He looks like Howard Hughes.
he looks like thurston fucking howell!!!!
Her hair is kind of uncool.
she has a chicken foot for a hand! i think she lost her hand in an accident, and had a chicken foot attached instead, and the paps dont even realize it!! look at the one with her purse!! ewww!!! and TELL me brad couldnt pass for a handsome 50 year old! wtf! how old is he??
i am hyper bc i just got back from american buffalo - old swearing david mamet play. so i am swearing even extra on account o'that.
THIS happened!
http://famousignoramus.blogspot.com/2007/04/james-haven-angelina-jolies-...
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They do kiss like lovers. The eyes being closed kinda freaks me out, but I think she actually lifts her heel up in one photo