Looking Like A Wax Figure Is Really Uncool

Still looks better than Anistonappyasshairius, who's starting to look more and more like Fred Astaire or that claymation postman that narrates those old X-mas specials.

HO dee ho ho

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Looks like she had a peel and isn't quite recovered. She's been using Botox for a while; everyone in Hollywood does. Thirty-three isn't that young for Botox. Teenagers get it!

i dont think douche quite covers brad anymore. he is somewhere beyond looking like a douche.

and i cant believe she gets plastic surgery at the age of 34, for christs sake.

she is DYING OF ANOREXIA. its kind of a no-brainer. look at her claws.

if brad really loved her, he'd stick her in rehab and get her forcefed. instead he is going to gaze lovingly upon her until she dies right in front of his face, leaving those kids even more motherless than they are already.

not funny.

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I now understand the feeling of impending doom I have suffered for the last few days. Had I realised that the unholy terror that is Brangelina was due to be released on the UK I would have buggered off elsewhere.

She looks even more like a blow up doll than normal in these pics! :)

she has become a caricature of her own beauty

Is she now a Botox babe?

Haven't they broken up?

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What did she do to her face? She looks like a waxwork statue.

Brad, equally what the eff?

Wow I never thought I'd see it but these two are getting uglier with age. Haggard ass looking couple. That's what you get for adopting children like they're puppies and popping em out the same way.

There's a new Granny Freeze Face in town!!!!! Keep smiling, Jennifer, payback's a bitch.

Submitted by K2 on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 8:53am.

Hell yes. I would love to be able to stay at home but know I must start looking for a new job after just a few months since resigning.

This sanctimonious twat collects kids like toys and announces that she is going to stay at home, be a mother, retire and then lines up films back to back. How do her fans not notice the tiny discrepancy between what she says and what she does? It’s not rocket science. ‘I will stay at home’ v ‘I am working on yet another about to die on its arse film’ or ‘I would not sleep with a married man’ v ‘I did and it is all so lovely’ But of course I am forgetting that she is the rock their church was built on and normal rules or logic, common sense and plain old being able to read don’t apply. It’s like doublethink in 1984. Scary really.
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347 comments so far WOW shocker!!!

OK, there's NO denying this chic is a compulsive liar and hypocrite, here's the latest:

****During an interview Monday with BBC Radio, Jolie was asked about her latest project and said, "I'm working on a film called Salt. And it's with Phillip Noyce. And that's it."

Media outlets speculated back in August that the actress was in talks for the role after Cruise dropped out. Writers reworked the lead character, a CIA officer falsely accused of being a Russian agent, to be female.

Angelina Jolie confirmed that she is replacing Tom Cruise in the spy thriller Edwin A. Salt.
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This chic has twin 4 month old's sitting at home and she can't even take an entire year off from filming to be with them? This skank is beyond selfish!!! There are mothers out there that would give anything to stay home and raise their children but can't. Jolie has 6 kids to raise, money out the ass and still can't be bothered to stay at home for more than a few months at a time! Shit, why doesn't she get rid of the staff of nannies and send their paychecks to some underprivileged poverty stricken country!? How about doing charity that way? Raise your own children and the money you save on the hired help you can contribute to the refugees. All these kids are for her image!! I have no doubt she loves Maddox - but all the rest just seem to be deflectors of her homewrecking whore image for the past 4 years.

Onestly, I think she looks like Morticia Addams in these pics

Now run along and go check your men because there probbaly off with a woman like Angie who their going to LEAVE yo uFOR just like JEN HEN!!!!!!!! WHARHAHAHARRRRR Barren JEN FURTILE ANGIE BEUTIFUL!!!!!!!!! *twitch* *twitch*

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What kind of warped sense of humor must a person have to call another woman "barren" and laugh about it? Seriously, that's douche. Angie might be fertile (learn how to spell ass), but I don't doubt for one second she had help conceiving those twins. CLOMID CLOMID CLOMID

As for the "loving deeply" or however you said it... YOU DO NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOUR BROTHER NO MATTER WHAT TYPE OF AWARD YOU HAVE WON!!! make a mental note to self not to do that shit otherwise people will mistake it for an incestuous relationship ... And in Jolie's case, it probably was.

Does it blink?

And Brad looks more and more like Danny Devito every day.

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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.

Her hands are real scary, all skin and bone those poor kids lol

I'm still amazed at how much they have aged in a short time. Bradders looks much older than 45 and she looks half dead. Karma? Party of two?

I wonder how soon in the new year the new kid arrives? My money is on an African boy by March. Renamed Tampax, Trax or Smax. Or in honour of JJ- Capx. Chinese twins ETA December, Lilo and Lipo. (I know I have said this before but as a morbidly obsese housebound Jen-Hen I don't have anything else to do *screams*)

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She looks like James Haven in that pic..big eyes..he always looks crazy to me...they both need to "fade" away..Im really sick of thier "perfect family"...

Hmm..if a surgeon cut off half my nose, I'd be cute. I'm not sexy..but I'm cute as hell.

idk..angelina just looks weird to me now. I never did think she was gorgeous or anything but now there's something different about her. idk.

I think they look OK, except I do not like Angelina's outfit. She sort of looks like a guy in these pants, They really emphasize her lean, flat, boxy bottom. I don't think it looks attractive.

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Submitted by sushi on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:12am.
Nasty pig. without plastic surgery she's fucking gross.

Well, she's not gross but she isn't a beauty. Even with the nose jobs and cheek implants she can't be a beauty because her head and face are just so damn big. I wonder what the people who say she is so gorgeous look like. If I had my nose tweaked (don't need the cheek implants)I'd be perfection but still a feminine little lady with a normal sized head. Like most of you.

O perfect! Cuz I'm sleepy too!

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In thumb 3 there is a squirrel attacking Brad's head. I shit you not.

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Good nite, Nitty; I also need to get to bed, only 4 more hours until the alarm goes off. Good night everyone. Sky, it was good seeing you, TV & Sheeps- wear more clothes...P.S. TV, were you wounded in the war or do you ride a bicycle a lot?

*throws on running shoes and dashes out before the backlash*

Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 2:01am.
My parents went to Virginia Beach and all I got were nude photos of Sheeps & TV.

I can explain: I have a constitutional right to be artistic.

Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:58am.
Okay, you nutters..I've got to leave you to Angelina or Slutty..Pick your poison. I've been sitting here all night staring longingly at the new Burberry and Fendi catalogues...Better than a playboy for you guys, imo.
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You have Burberry & Fendi? My parents went to Virginia Beach and all I got were nude photos of Sheeps & TV.

Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:58am.

Nite, Nitster. You know, Madonna has a lovely two-tone LV.

Okay, you nutters..I've got to leave you to Angelina or Slutty..Pick your poison. I've been sitting here all night staring longingly at the new Burberry and Fendi catalogues...Better than a playboy for you guys, imo.

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I wonder if the makers of Botox carries this specific line of "Deer Caught In The Headlights" look for just Angie.

Poor Brad, how can he differentiate the emotions her face can no longer convey: the "O" face, the bitterly disappointed face, the don't-think-that-you're-going-out-with-Clooney look, the "LOOK HONEY, I MUST HAVE THAT BABY BEFORE MY NEXT PREMIERE look, the list is endless.

Submitted by lizardo911 on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:49am.

Wait, are you related to lizardbit1?

Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:51am.

Transylvania, home of Brad the Impaler.

I've been working on a strategic plan--as long as it's not due tomorrow, cuz I'm kinda tipsy. It involves selling more, cutting expenses, and finding new markets. Whaddaya think?

Submitted by lizardo911 on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:49am.
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Whaaaaa? Don't come around here talking smack about our goddess.

-"Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:41am."

Yeah, I remember the Blind Item. Well, seems like it was about her because her face is mighty proof. I have never seen pictures of her working out or leaving a gym so I assume her special recipe is starvation and/or plastic surgery for the body and plain old plastic surgery for her face. Even Pitt has his usual leatherface missing. His face too looks extremely shinny and tight.

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Submitted by lizardo911 on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:47am.
He is looking worse and worse since he's been with her.

LoveAnderson pointed out that he's going on 45. But I agree that he's aging like Dorian Grey.

Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:41am.

Hungary...I was thinking Transylvanian.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:47am.
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He is looking worse and worse since he's been with her. And he looks like a big drip in that matching sweater and scarf. And she is just one big grease ball... Man alive... Both are so self-indulgent that they are hard to take! She makes a good witch, too. Wouldn't have to dress up for Halloween at all...

Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:41am.
Whadd'ya think? She the one from the blind item?
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I don't know about the blind item, I just know whenever I look at this picture, I want to be blind.

Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:42am.
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Pick your prize:
A: The Angelina Botox injections - guaranteed that your forehead won't move for 6 months.

B: The lipgloss that she is wearing & labeled "James Haven's Bodily Fluids".

C: A free refill at your local blood bank.

Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:37am.
Hmm...I thought you were from West Virginia..I didn't know Angie was too!
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Listen you!!! We were taught better than this, we were taught not to do it in public, only at family reunions or during animal herding is this acceptable.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:38am.
You know, if Angie has used red lipstick she would look identical to the Hot Slut of the Day, Maria Geronazzo. Anyone else notice the resemblance?
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I noticed the slime on the face right away, Slutty! What do I win?

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Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:35am.
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There was a blind item last week about a recent baby mama who had considerably more cosmetic surgery than just a tummy tuck and there was a slight alteration to her face afterwards...I went right for Angie Jo but didn't have many takers. I happen to know, (not from experience of course) that you have to wear a shiny coating of this slime on your face after a lazer peel and botox. Whadd'ya think? She the one from the blind item?

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:38am.

Angie does look hungary.

You know, if Angie has used red lipstick she would look identical to the Hot Slut of the Day, Maria Geronazzo. Anyone else notice the resemblance?

Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:31am.
Lie-teller....everyone knows she drifts off to sleep singing "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother" and "If Lovin' You is Wrong, I Don't Want to be Right".
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Hmm...I thought you were from West Virginia..I didn't know Angie was too!

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G'night PSL

Her face looks painfully tight and makes her already big head look well, bigger. I knew there was something off with these two little twats and seems like they both had a nice face lift or botox. Angelina Jolie seems to be missing her signature humongous forehead vein. Will she replace Nicole Kidman as the Botox Queen?.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 1:31am.
PSL, just do what Angie does and drift off to sleep humming the chorus to, Money makes the world go 'round..the world go 'round..the world..
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Lie-teller....everyone knows she drifts off to sleep singing "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother" and "If Lovin' You is Wrong, I Don't Want to be Right".