I'd Still Hit It
This is apparently Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton's "Alice in Wonderland."
It's like Tim Burton took Edward Scissorhands, Willy Wonka, Sweeney Todd, Ichabod Crane, threw them all into a Cuisinart, added a sprinkle of Ziggy Stardust, a zest of Helena Bonham Carter and pressed pulse.
Tim Burton must have stock in Johnson & Johnson, because the bitches in his movies are always covered in Baby Powder. I pray that the Crackie of Camden never stumbles onto the London set of this movie, because she will try to cut up and snort everyone!
You know, this is exactly how I expected Johnny as Burton's Mad Hatter to look. I was hoping Tim Burton would do something different and make Johnny do the whole movie completely naked. Well, naked except for a floppy top hat, of course. Now that's what I call art!
And yes, I'd still hit it. If I blink my eyes really fast, Johnny kind of looks like Carrot Top in Geisha make-up and that's always been a fantasy of mine.
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Submitted by ainsley on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 4:44pm.
The thought of Carrot Top as a geisha is really very disturbing.
....The thought of Carrot Top is really very disturbing.
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
I don't know...for once
I'd like Tim to use other actors...
*Studies show that depression hits losers the hardest*
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 4:41pm.
angel_i,
LOL!
Don't encourage that cheeky El B! Cheeky bastard. Hmph.
Only joking!!! Depp is as straight as a fiddlers elbow!
Bales defo gay though, oh yes! Theres proof Ruth!
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
It's Lindsay Lohan after her flouring in Paris.
The thought of Carrot Top as a geisha is really very disturbing.
This picture reminds me of the one scary picture your grandmother had in her house. The one you were afraid to look at at night. I always loathed the Jesus one, where his eyes would follow you...creepy!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
angel_i,
LOL!
Don't encourage that cheeky El B! Cheeky bastard. Hmph.
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
HA! I blinked really fast and saw carrot top in geisha makeup too!
blink blink
MK, you are right!
Carrot Top.....
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
Johnny Depp and Tim Burton are secret lovers.. Its SO obvious ..
Wow, this is going to be the best.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 4:20pm.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
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That was SO funny reading backwards and everybody's yelling about how happy they are! LOLOLOLOL!
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not really how I envisioned it but okay...the carrot top hair and poor quality of the picture doesn't do much for me, looks like something out of the eighties. I will have to see how this getup looks once the movie is out.
I hope this move is a return to his darker stuff. I found Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Sweeney Todd to be oddly 'silly' in an off-putting way. I miss 1980's Tim Burton.
I'd hit the flour off of him.
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
im kinda skerd!
but I'd still hit it
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
AND AND AND AND AND...
ALAN RICKMAN'S GONNA BE IN IT!!!!
*SQUEE!!*
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Looks like Edward Scissorhands' gay uncle who is way into Oscar Wilde.
I can't wait for this movie!
I can't wait for this movie! Team Johnny!
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
clownie or no clownie, i'd fuck him anyway.
"It's like Tim Burton took Edward Scissorhands, Willy Wonka, Sweeney Todd, Ichabod Crane, threw them all into a Cuisinart, added a sprinkle of Ziggy Stardust, a zest of Helena Bonham Carter and pressed pulse."
Zactly! with a shovel full of dust on top. lol!
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All i can say is AWESOME!!!!!!
This movie will be fun times!!! ;P
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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
Burton must get the best acid
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
Not how I pictured the Mad Hatter. This is my vision:
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r149/dear_des/A%20Tom%20Petty/Madhatt...
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Deb - true that! True that!
As one who infact DID watch the Disney version of Alice in Wonderland while frying my fucking brains on shrooms.
I'm sure Burton's version will just ignite what dormant traces that may still linger in me brain.
WOOT!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 4:14pm.
Soooo, a dark sided Alice in Wonderland.
SWEEEEEEEEET.
LOL. Don't tell the God Warrior that it's "DORK SIDED!!!!"
Johnny Depp is yummy. End of story.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Wow is all I can say. I can't wait.
Tim Burton is my God. Love him and love The Depp.
bwahahahha looks terrible; what happened to his thumb? owie?
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I think you'll have to be on hallucinogenics to really appreciate this movie.
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Hopes can always go up, tears can only come down.
Holy fuck! Looks like this movie is going to be one bad acid trip.
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
mad hatter my ass hole.
this is harpo the clown with no lovin from the sammie fairy!
I want to throw ping pong balls in buckets to win a basket balls while he tells Chicago children good morning.
Is Bozo dead? yall know? Bozo?the god damn clown? is he dead? Bueller?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Like looking in a mirror on a Sunday morning.
Soooo, a dark sided Alice in Wonderland.
SWEEEEEEEEET.
And I'd hit that thing till either my puter said "I quit this bitch" or I died of a heart attack at the possibility of fucking Johnny Depp.
Can't wait for this movie. Burton + Depp + Alice = one hell of an acid trip.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 4:11pm.
Countdown for Dv8 to show up and start screaming..
5,4,3,2
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WOW. Can I do it for her?
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He totally stole this from Edina Monsoon.
Countdown for Dv8 to show up and start screaming..
5,4,3,2