I'd Still Hit It
This is apparently Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton's "Alice in Wonderland."
It's like Tim Burton took Edward Scissorhands, Willy Wonka, Sweeney Todd, Ichabod Crane, threw them all into a Cuisinart, added a sprinkle of Ziggy Stardust, a zest of Helena Bonham Carter and pressed pulse.
Tim Burton must have stock in Johnson & Johnson, because the bitches in his movies are always covered in Baby Powder. I pray that the Crackie of Camden never stumbles onto the London set of this movie, because she will try to cut up and snort everyone!
You know, this is exactly how I expected Johnny as Burton's Mad Hatter to look. I was hoping Tim Burton would do something different and make Johnny do the whole movie completely naked. Well, naked except for a floppy top hat, of course. Now that's what I call art!
And yes, I'd still hit it. If I blink my eyes really fast, Johnny kind of looks like Carrot Top in Geisha make-up and that's always been a fantasy of mine.
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I think Tim Burton is some kind of nacropheliac. His movies always leave me feeling nauseous like after one of my cats brings me a dead present.
I don't hit anything or anybody wearing Kabuki makeup.
Goes back to a fear of clowns.
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Did he get run over by a florists' truck?
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i'm at a loss... can't fuck with Burton, can't fuck with Depp... probably 'cause i still refuse to watch his version of Willy Wonka... just... can't... do it!
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"Tim Burton must have stock in Johnson & Johnson, because the bitches in his movies are always covered in Baby Powder. I pray that the Crackie of Camden never stumbles onto the London set of this movie, because she will try to cut up and snort everyone!"
awesome mk.
I love rangas, and Johnny, so I'd still hit it, but I'd prefer him as Jack Sparrow. *Drool*
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I thought he was wearing Derelique.
now we are talking! forget about nikky kidmans *yawn* australia! btw thanks MK for sparing us nikky's accounts on how *spew* perfect her life is! Johnny Depp is just perfect as always!
Submitted by james12 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 7:12pm.
i rather have him as jack sparrow. he looks like vampire here.
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Never let this guy sing at your funeral.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTlYV5Jn9L0
cant wait
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The war isn't working.
Yep, still hot . . .
I just hope it's not rated R because my 9 year old daughter has REALLY been looking forward to this.
*can't wait*
Looks like Carrot Top and Vivienne Westwoood bred but I would still hit it.
two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I don't care what type of stage make-up, costume, or wigs Johnny Depp has on his glorious body, he will always be one of my favorites! He is sex on a stick. Even in 21 Jump Street.
It's just so WOW
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Submitted by JBL on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:55pm.
Does Depp ever have a role where he is not heavily made up and in some sort of excessive costume?
well, in the last 5 years or so he's done secret window (he looks incredibly normal in that role), the libertine, finding neverland, and public enemies to name a few...
Methinks he secretly (or not so secretly) loves the cross-dressing element of it all.
not a secret at all...but isn't that part of the fun of being an actor? its one of the draws for me!
i rather have him as jack sparrow. he looks like vampire here.
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That dude's hot no matter what freaky outfits he wears!
Well, evidently dressing like the Crypt Keeper is THE look for this Great Depression 2008. I had to go back to find the bunny.....your costume is way to busy if your holding a bunny and people can't see it.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Wait, Vivienne Westwood is in this movie?
"Johnny kind of looks like Carrot Top in Geisha make-up and that's always been a fantasy of mine."
TMI!!! TMI!!!
Thanks MK....I spewed my wine all over the monitor with that one!!!
This is too awesome for words.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Uggh! Are his hands cut up and bloody? I think that may give kids nightmares.
He looks as nasty as that woman with the long name that's also in this movie.
Looks like shit. Dirty nasty smelly shit.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
ok ... this blinkingreallyfast thing and seeing Carrot Top is TRULY disturbing as ya'll said... but it's quite fun to do.. and crazy true!!!
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oh yeah, and da bunnnnnnny!! cuute
JD as: Death Warmed Over Alice ..I hope he doesn't use his high pitched voice.
Pure Hotness. LOVE it if bf would dress up like that for at least one night!
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Submitted by JBL on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:55pm.
Does Depp ever have a role where he is not heavily made up and in some sort of excessive costume?
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Hysteria.. I didn't see your post before I wrote mine.. your version with frosting is even better, but we got like minds!
THIS is the shit that PROVES MK is a genius.
"...It's like Tim Burton took Edward Scissorhands, Willy Wonka, Sweeney Todd, Ichabod Crane, threw them all into a Cuisinart, added a sprinkle of Ziggy Stardust, a zest of Helena Bonham Carter and pressed pulse..."
LOL .. Perfect!!!!!!! ... He NAILS it... every time!
Submitted by Otter Pop on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:37pm.
My husband knows one of his full time body guards and says he's an extremely nice guy. He even pays him when he's in France for months on end. I love him even more...I didn't think it was possible.
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I think that's why so many of us love Johnny so much; he just seems like a damn nice guy. You never really hear anything negative about him at all, only amazing things.
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The first thing I thought of was Tommy Girl as Lestat in Interview with the Vampire!
no?
Does Depp ever have a role where he is not heavily made up and in some sort of excessive costume? Methinks he secretly (or not so secretly) loves the cross-dressing element of it all.
He's looking like Marc Bolan in this pic.
Submitted by ainsley on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 4:44pm.
The thought of Carrot Top as a geisha is really very disturbing.
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How about Kabuki Carrot Top?
But MK is right, dude looks like he has def been thru the blender. Twice.
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Aha!
It is my conclusion that the reason for the big bandage on his thumb is that the rabbit bit him.
I can't wait to see this movie!! It will be freakishly fantastic!!!
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My husband knows one of his full time body guards and says he's an extremely nice guy. He even pays him when he's in France for months on end. I love him even more...I didn't think it was possible.
Scratch that! I see da big brown bunny.
*rubs eyes*
*squints*
I still don't see no stinking bunny rabbit.
Took me a second to notice the rabbit he's holding. I was too distracted by the bloody consumption eyes. Scary (but, yes, I'd hit it).
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He looks like something that Gene Wilder shit out after too many pieces of laffy taffy
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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There is absolutely nothing you can do to My Johnny that will hide his gorgeousness. Can't wait for this movie!
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Aww, he's holding a pwetty bunny wabbit.
But what exactly is the pattern on his necktie? Looks like the faces of Golden Labrador dogs.
ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!!!!!
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Ever since I heard Alan Rickman was in this, I Was on board. He's a little more psychotic looking than I expected, even from Tim Burton, but it only makes me more excited.
Anyone else think of 90s band Jellyfish?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyDhsDUorGA
Hahahha, if you blink really fast REALLY does look like Carrot Top in Geisha get up. Which is the scariest costume EVER imaginable. Mk you're as obsessed with Johnny as I am, sigh, he's still totally "I'd hit it"- able!
Your face!
His thumb looks very long and small-dick-like.
*rolls up shirt sleeves*
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