Monday, November 17th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Heidi Klum with a big tranny bow on her back and other fucked up lingerie concoctions from the Victoria's Secret fashion show - Egotastic!
Ryan Phillipe in a douche uniform - Popsugar
Speaking of douches, here's Mario Lopez at the beach - Lainey Gossip
Breaking! Aubrey O'Day goes outside without Ginger - Hollywood Tuna
Paul Rudd gives "SNL" their gayest episode of the season - Towleroad
Miley's pedo-boyfriend is an "option" - Just Jared Jr.
Who in their right (or wrong) mind would take marriage advice from Vadge?! Oh wait. Brit Brit might.... - Hollywood Rag
Ryan Gaycrest doesn't care about dead people (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Jessica Biel is a stripper - IDLYITW
There's a new domino toppling record! - Cityrag
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Me likey Paul Rudd.
Now im going to have eddie and the Cruisers stuckin my head
ON the darrrrrrrrrk side oh yeah!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Thanks Lo :)
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Angel and LoLo are going on a soul-saving road trip!
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"You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already!"
I consider myself to be a Darksided Christiaaaaaaaannnnn!
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_Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 4:05pm.
LoLo I'm hurt you haven't read my blog :( then you would know what
Dude look at the 1/2 ass cut and paste job i did on that wtf?
I must be color blind cause the blue lines dont register in my nogginal cavity area.
I READ IT NOW!!!!
*hugs*
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I love Paul Rudd...
I am glad to see I am not the only one who thinks Heidi should hide that mid-section.
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how ever long our love will last, I always want to call you "friend"....
-Kenny Loggins and Stevie Nicks "Whenever I Call You Friend"
Gonna have to agree here - she's looking somewhat lumpy through the middle. Somehow it reminds me of Tara Reid's post plastic surgery stomach.
Submitted by pomegranate on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 3:34pm.
I can't help it, I love Heidi, and don't get me wrong, I'd kill to look like her-but she is getting just a tad thick, in this pic!
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Hopes can always go up, tears can only come down.
ANGEL!
You are a Jebus warrior!!!!! I am not a CHRISSSSSSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIANNNNNNNNNNNNN!
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
I agree with you all. Heidi's moment for public parading in a bikini is ovah. It's starting to look pathetic actually. Most of the dresses I've seen her in recently have been too short and too low cut. Girl needs to wake up. She's still gorgeous, just cover up alittle.
LoLo I'm hurt you haven't read my blog :( then you would know what story we were talking about. You big meanie puss.
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'there's no such thing as too much bedazzling' or too big a bow
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Even her hair shouldn't hang so flat with her age being what it is...it would look so cute on some teenager but she needs a little more oomph up there...
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
I'm sorry, Clarisse and Jeffro. I am off with LoLo to do the Lord's work.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
HA...that Paul Rudd SNL skit with Justin was so effing funny!
"We're the dancers!!"
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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 3:55pm.
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Ummmm.....I'll try. Can we just, like, listen to the Jonas Bros or Hannah Montana or something?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
Victoria Secret usually has very beautiful stuff in their show...but this years was a load of CRAP. None of it pretty...all the costumes were stupid. Heidi in that bow outfit concoction looks RIDICULOUS!!
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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
You mean this photo is NOT from Priscilla, Queen of the Desert?
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Paul Rudd can do no wrong in my book.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 3:50pm.
WTF is a Just Jared Jr?
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It's a place where other kids can tell my kids to quit Sunday School, they have a much better god & godess to worship. And if you are especially good and holy, you get to go live with them with the other chosen disciples-in-training: Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh....... And then they'll tell my children if they don't love the new god and goddess, then their mom is a nasty Aniston-loving whore.
BTW, can we for a Dlisted Jr? That way my kids will get addicted to the internet so that we can all blog together?
_Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 3:54pm.
STANK!
Holy shit! I caught the story you and Sheeps were discussing last week!?!?!? I was fuckin exhausted after reading that shit!
Ohhh hwat were TEH SAYING?
Im looking to read something interesting or stick this here paper clip in the light socket AGAIN!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Hi Clarisse, imagine living through that bullshit.
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Heidi needs to just stop! She is beautiful and seems nice, but man alive, she does not have an attractive stomach or hips. She has wide-child-bearing hips and a loosey goosey stomach. She always had wide hips, but now they are even wider after having three babies. She isn't going to help sell lingerie looking like that! LOL!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 3:53pm.
*hands you the keys*
lets roll!
HEY HEY! Since i burned off my face when we get home will you read just jared junior to me?
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Heidi is beautiful, but she is starting to look a little gristly in the mid area. Maybe she is just flexing to keep that huge ass bow from breaking her back.
Heidi's frontal view doesn't look right. Maybe the way she's pushing with her hands on her hips? I dunno. I don't find it flattering.
STANK!
Holy shit! I caught the story you and Sheeps were discussing last week!?!?!? I was fuckin exhausted after reading that shit!
angel_i,
Come on....I gots marshmallows....come on...
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 3:48pm.
Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 3:46pm.
I do keep trying. But all Clarisse and Jeffro wanna do is make out!
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Aww, come on angel, siddown between us, we won't hurt ya.
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"You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already!"
Heidi has the widest, weirdest midsection for her body.
very strange.
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how ever long our love will last, I always want to call you "friend"....
-Kenny Loggins and Stevie Nicks "Whenever I Call You Friend"
O no, LoLo - your face is burned off!
I should drive - besides, I never drove before, so technically, it's my turn:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
_Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 3:50pm.
WTF is a Just Jared Jr?
A shorter than average moron!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 3:50pm.
Come over here, take off those pants, and let's have some cocoa.
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Oh shoot... I don't remember if I turned the coffee maker off before I left.
I think it's time for Seal to come out of retirement, and let Heidi sit on her ass for once! stick to modeling in the VS catalog and get the hell off the runway!
@Clarisse: No way Devil's Serpent. I know what you're up to!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 3:48pm.
Ive got my granmaws car.
You work the peddles and ill work the wheel.
Here hold my blow torch while i lite this here herbal ciggie.
*burns my eyebrows off*
SMELLS LIKE FREEDOM DONT IT!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
WHAT does Miley mean by "option"? Kind of like I have a choice better Burger King and Wendy's, only she only has one choice? I don't get it. Tween brains are so twisted and backwards sometimes.
LoLo!!!
"I would let him touch me in places that would piss prince OFF!"
OMG! RIGHT!! (i just turned into Jillian from Family Guy!)
angel_i,
Come over here, take off those pants, and let's have some cocoa.
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
WTF is a Just Jared Jr?
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A place for book lovers
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 3:47pm.
Heidi needs to quit. Her whole mid section looks "off"
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For reals.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
She needs to put away the Kali stuff till next Halloween.
Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 3:46pm.
Im bored now.
Who wants to do some hood rat shit?
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I do keep trying. But all Clarisse and Jeffro wanna do is make out!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
jj jr is probably for pedo's.
Heidi needs to quit. Her whole mid section looks "off"
Sorry but I think it's time Heidi retire. Put some clothes on and model, but for heaven's sake stop with the lingerie! She finally has the mommy hips going on. Maybe it's the photo, maybe it's the chains (or whatever) draping down over the front of her body .... but it just doesn't look good. She's still beautiful - but maybe she should be sportin' some high cut cotton panties and call it a day.
Im bored now.
Who wants to do some hood rat shit?
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 3:40pm.
Just Jared Jr.? OMFG
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I know, right?? Can you imagine Dlisted, Jr.?? All the webpages would be effin blank!!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Heidi is gorge, but has always had an unusually wide torso.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I have loved Paul Rudd since he was Kirby on Sisters. Rudd and Judd made a cute couple.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Heidi is getting Tara Reid tummy. Do a sit-up bitch and lay off the lipo!
Heidi's outfit doesn't look very sexytimes accessible.
Mmmmmm, Paul Rudd.
Jessica Biel would make a better stripper. She can't act her way out of a paper bag.
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