Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by Datura on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 4:16am.
Submitted by Stick Stickly on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:56am.
Complicated lingerie is always sexy.
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Very true. I like to wear the kind that has to be removed with the jaws of life.
Sorry. It's vulgar of me to be discussing my foreplay techniques...

Too funny.

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 4:05pm.
LoLo I'm hurt you haven't read my blog :( then you would know what story we were talking about. You big meanie puss.

Hi, I just finished reading your blog and all I can say is "what a fucking PRICK!" I feel really bad for you and what you went through. I hope you don't give up hope of finding that special someone because of the experience you've had. I also think from what I read that you don't think highly enough of yourself. From what I can gather you are very intelligent and extremely giving and any man would be lucky to have you so keep your chin up girl the "right" man is out there just waiting to meet you!
OT I think Heidi looks like shit in this pic

Did they get inspiration from 'Filthy and Gorgeous'? Cuz there s a line that goes 'you gotta wrap your fuzzy with a big red bow' in the song.

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If this is Victoria's Secret, I d rather stay ignorant.
The concept of runway lingerie is pretty obscene in the first place, but this is just... a crossover between xmas and a tranny from the Rio carnival.

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These women might be worth looking at if they actually had something to put IN that fancy lingerie! The only positive thing I can say is that I'm glad there isn't a lot of implant-age going on. If you're going to have skinny b*tches on your runway, at least accept the fact that they won't have breasts... having said that, why would you want skinny b*tches on your runway? Especially if you're trying to sell BRAS and PANTIES! I just don't get it!

Plus, I gotta agree with Khensu Hetep: these women aren't even attractive facially. (I find Miranda Kerr particularly unfortunate-looking-- kind of extra-terrestrial in that Rihanna kind of way. Except that Rihanna has a hot body; Miranda Kerr doesn't.)

And while I'm loathe to make nasty comments about women's bodies, I feel justified in this, since these particular women get paid obscene amounts of money to flaunt said bodies: Heidi Klum has frankenbelly.

I also wish she'd shut her cakehole about how sexy her husband is. I've got nothing against Seal (except for the fact that he married her), but I don't need to hear her going on and on about what a huge cock he has and how great their sex life is. Keep it in your bedroom. Or on your kitchen table. Or in the swimming pool. Wherever. Just keep it to yourself, Heidi Klum.

At work yesterday my boss was telling some folks in the breakroom that Consumer Reports rated Target's G&O bras higher than VS. She said the Target bras were $15.

FYI for all of your boobies on a budget.

(I haven't verified. Jussayin.)

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"If you're going to talk about this shit, then come prepared with years of research you have done, pie charts, Powerpoint presentations, etc...etc..."--MK

Am I the only person who's been noticing Victoria's Secret models are becoming less and less pretty?

I normally wouldn't bring it up, except these women are overpaid for supposedly being attractive, and they aren't. Flipping through a Victoria's Secret catalog, I've realized that there's probably one model who I'd consider "really pretty", and oddly enough, I never hear her name being dropped all over the fucking place.

Adrianna Lima, Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio (?), and Miranda Kerr they put on some plane of "unattainable" physical beauty, but they're all weird looking. Adrianna Lima can't keep her mouth closed and only looks good under one angle. Heidi Klum is boring AND masculine. Alessandra Ambrosio has fucked up teeth and eyes, and Miranda Kerr looks like her face is squished at all times.

And most of their shoots are in lingerie, because god forbid one of them put their fucking clothes on, it might draw attention to their weird ass faces. Heidi Klum put clothes on, and more people just seem bored with her.

How is this unrealistic? I've seen prettier girls in Wal Mart. The only difference is that they aren't wearing tacky overpriced lingerie.

I guess I'm kind of bitter, but like I said, these women are paid millions of dollars to make other women feel like shit and they don't even do it right.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

Am I the only person who's been noticing Victoria's Secret models are becoming less and less pretty?

I normally wouldn't bring it up, except these women are overpaid for supposedly being attractive, and they aren't. Flipping through a Victoria's Secret catalog, I've realized that there's probably one model who I'd consider "really pretty", and oddly enough, I never hear her name being dropped all over the fucking place.

Adrianna Lima, Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio (?), and Miranda Kerr they put on some plane of "unattainable" physical beauty, but they're all weird looking. Adrianna Lima can't keep her mouth closed and only looks good under one angle. Heidi Klum is boring AND masculine. Alessandra Ambrosio has fucked up teeth and eyes, and Miranda Kerr looks like her face is squished at all times.

And most of their shoots are in lingerie, because god forbid one of them put their fucking clothes on, it might draw attention to their weird ass faces. Heidi Klum put clothes on, and more people just seem bored with her.

How is this unrealistic? I've seen prettier girls in Wal Mart. The only difference is that they aren't wearing tacky overpriced lingerie.

I guess I'm kind of bitter, but like I said, these women are paid millions of dollars to make other women feel like shit and they don't even do it right.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

Heidi Klum has offically forfeited her title of "The Body".

NOT hot. Dare I say "uncool".

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Submitted by Stick Stickly on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 12:56am.
Complicated lingerie is always sexy.
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Very true. I like to wear the kind that has to be removed with the jaws of life.

Sorry. It's vulgar of me to be discussing my foreplay techniques...

"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08

RYAN P HAS ON AN EAGLES HAT!
YAY!
I looooooove him.Alot.Really

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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I

Complicated lingerie is always sexy.
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People are crazy and times are strange.

She makes me sick. Her stomache looks gross. i can't stand her stupid "one day ju are in or ju
are out" so lame.

See ya Bitches!

Heidi's body looks beat down and wide

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Vicky's will have to show off their $5,000,000 bra made of diamonds at their stupid ass fashion show.

Does Heidi think she looks hot in all the dumbshit she wears? I prefer the past Halloween costume, that was so cool!

Your face!

I think O'Day is diddling Diddy
I love Paul Rudd,he is so sexy!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Submitted by Dallas on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 6:23pm.

Thank you. :-)

PS Must be a sloooowwww news day...PP photographed with a milkshake? Angelina stoned?
Paris slutty?

Yawn.

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"If you're going to talk about this shit, then come prepared with years of research you have done, pie charts, Powerpoint presentations, etc...etc..."--MK

It is so past the date for Heidi to retire, Hang it up girl!

Yes, that is belly fat!

Not a good look for Heidi.

is that belly fat, or shadows?? Please, please let it be belly fat....

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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:22pm.
Jeffro11,
That's why you are one of the good guys
*flashes Jeffro quick like*
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careful, we'll piss angel off again. LOL

Guess it's time to call it a day...fuckin dark and snowing out already. SHITFUCK.

Have a good nite all.

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"You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already!"

Lolo!
I am MORE glad to be breathing with YOU!
Cheers lady friend!!!

Jeffro11,
That's why you are one of the good guys

*flashes Jeffro quick like*

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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:06pm.
Jeffro11,
Sure he was misogynistic psychopath, but he was a pretty one. I was 18 and had never dated...what did i know. I gave him the ole heave ho.
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I understand...we all make mistakes and have to learn from them if we're going to grow as people.

There's just this very dark place at the bottom of my heart that I reserve for men that abuse women and anyone that abuses children. I could never be involved in law enforcement or the justice system, because those people don't deserve to have the same rights that they take away from others simply cuz they are bigger or stronger.

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"You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already!"

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 5:06pm.

Sadly, some of life's biggest lessons you have to learn the hard way. Learn them I did.

Momma, sometimes i get so tired of learning....

Do you know, it relly is amazing im even alive?
How we all survive lifes shit is just amazing.

Glad to be breathing with you lady.
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Jeffro11,
Sure he was misogynistic psychopath, but he was a pretty one. I was 18 and had never dated...what did i know. I gave him the ole heave ho.

LoLo,
Sadly, some of life's biggest lessons you have to learn the hard way. Learn them I did.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 4:52pm.
angel_i,

God dammit he was gorgeous though. GOOD TIMES!
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right up until the time he threatened to put your head thru a wall. What a prince.

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"You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already!"

I have lived with some very very slow types.
This is ummm.... why i have short fuse times.

Ladies, dildos are good stuff.
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Thank you LoLo, you're so sweet.

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Hey Stanky!
I just want to say that I like you more and more every day.

ok that is it
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Heidi is not that good-looking and should get the fuck off the stage. Photos of her topless show that her tits aren't even that great. She's way past her prime.

Heidi is not that good-looking and should get the fuck off the stage. Photos of her topless show that her tits aren't even that great. She's way past her prime.

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 4:52pm.
God dammit he was gorgeous though. GOOD TIMES!
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LOL! More sadness...

Heardat, sista! ;p

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angel_i,
Oh he came back later to get his stuff (his sleeping bag and his guitars) and cleaned me out...but i let that shit GO!

God dammit he was gorgeous though. GOOD TIMES!

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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 4:34pm.
Is it just me, or does Heidi look a bit pudgy?

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Not pudgy, just not a body that I would pay thousands to model my underwear.

Heidi's abdomen area looks a little wonky, right?

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

OOOOOOH! TMZ has pics of Paris and STAVROS looking pretty cozy! Benji is going to be PISSED!

since Stavros is HOT, and benji is a fucking fool with that damn smirk.

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how ever long our love will last, I always want to call you "friend"....
-Kenny Loggins and Stevie Nicks "Whenever I Call You Friend"

@Clarisse:

Scary. And sad to say: Been there, done that. And he stole my fucking t-shirt.

♥ ThreadKilla!
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It's Britney, Bitch!<

angel_i,
Oh we have all known a few too many right. I remember the first guy i ever dated (was not allowed to date until 18). I had let him move in with me because he had no where to stay, but it was getting back so I had every guy that i worked with come home with me one day so I could tell him to leave.

He looked me in the eye and said "If these people weren't here, i would put your fucking head throught the wall." and walked out.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 4:40pm.

stank,
That window scene DRIPPED of rage. Not good. Not what you would do to someone you love...or even like.
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Sociopath. I've known a few. Enough of them to make me wanna look it up one day. They don't know how to love or like anything, really. They just know how to get things from people.

♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<

stank,
That window scene DRIPPED of rage. Not good. Not what you would do to someone you love...or even like.

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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.

Is it just me, or does Heidi look a bit pudgy?

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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard

I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.

Thanks angel, and yeah Clarisse, the whole window incident even made me wonder....

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i remember being young and dumb and saying to myself i'll never have a "mom's body" and now i am completely humbled. heidi you need to find some middle ground here--your time has passed--time to pass the torch babe!!

putsomestankonit,
Hmmm...i'd keep your guard up just in case. Sounded to me like he didn't mind being a show-pony sometimes. And that window shit. Fuck that. Run.

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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.

stanky, I love your blog.

Just sayin:)

♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<

Clarisse, well he's the sole property of one family. I doubt he'll ever do anything like that again. The only way he can earn freedom is if he's no longer wanted, and I don't see that happening or for a long time if ever. After all wifey has an image to maintain.

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Heidi just needs to hang up the underwear shit already. Yes, she's skinny, but she reminds me of a tired, old whorish neighborhood cat that gave birth to 6 litters of cats and is still clomping around looking for more kitty dick. She's starting to get that "rode hard and put away wet" look. She's not a hot little 22-year old anymore.

angel and LoLo on the road with a new friend....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2x_sp3Ehvk

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"You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already!"

@Darksided Sinners:

I was talking about Lord Lambton!

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/irish-lady-of-the-night-brought-...

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putsomestankonit,
All I have to say is, that is one man that should have "BAD NEWS-BACK AWAY" tatt'd on his fuckin forehead.

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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.