Prince Hates The Gays
I miss the Prince of the past who used to sing about nasty shit and parade his beautiful bare ladyboy ass around the stage like a power bottom at a Palm Springs bath house. Now that Prince is a Jehovah's Witness and has found God, you won't ever see him flexing his nalgas for you while performing some of his dirty songs. And don't even think of ever seeing him do any of that shit at a gay pride parade. Prince does not approve of homoness. God told him so.
When the New Yorker asked the beautiful ladyboy about his thoughts on gay marriage and adoption, Prince "tapped his bible" and said, “God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’ ”
Wait! So that person who busted in on me in the garage blowing my neighbor in the 6th grade was God?! I thought it was my mom!
Prince may not agree with gay shit, but he should try explaining that to his ruffed shirt. That ruffled shirt is a butt fucker if I ever saw one. Actually, after he said that shit, his ruffled shirt and all his other extremely gay clothes and shoes quit that bitch to go protest against Prop 8. Prince has an empty closet now.
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Ugh, what the hell happened to Prince? It seems like everyone who was cool at one point or another eventually turns into a curmudgeonly loser.
And Chick?! I love Chick tracts! Those things are nuts. I used to randomly find them in places at my last school.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Isn't Jacko a Witness too?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Your dirty little Prince
Wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind
"Hello, how r u’ I’m fine. ‘cause I know
that the Lord is coming soon, coming, coming soon."
Blah blah blah!!
Jeffro!!
Now i have that line from Lethal Weapon 2 stuck in my head!!!
"but..but...but....you're bleck."
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
Submitted by Diego on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:02pm.
You should buy your boy that outfit Prince is wearing up there! The Jehovah's Witnesses would love it. I see a lot of Mormon missionaries walking around NYC and always feel kind of sorry for them -- what must it feel like to be surrounded by such filth and debauchery that goes against everything they've ever been taught? Poor things. Of course, anyone who knocks on my door and wants to tell me about God is liable to find themselves in a 2-hour debate with my husband. So far he has only converted one person away from their religion and into agnosticism, but hey, it's a start!
LOL anytime I hear 'Jehovah's Witness', all I can think of is the opening scene from Friday...
"Well, FUCK YOU! Half dead mutha fucka!"
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"You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already!"
Oh geez, I hate it when they come knocking! They woke me up once, and I wasn't too happy about that. I think they came by my house a few times recently, because I found their pamphlets crammed in my door, but luckily, I was out.
Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1956.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
ok, he doesn't talk like any JW i know...and i know alot, seeing as how i am one ;)
Loozer= I am sure I am wrong, but is your avie Bobby Sherman?
Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:04pm.
THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN DOVES FLY OUT YO ASS PRINCE!
hahahahahahahahahahaha! and like Branderson mentioned, why was it ok for Wendy and lisa to get all freaky in the bathtub?
"Is the water warm yet???"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
He's a witness now??
and this, from one of the biggest man ho's ever to grace the planet.
back in the day, he was a fucking machine.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
PINCE (yes he is srill Hot Purple Rain Pince to me thank you). a Jehovah Witnesss. crappity crap.
Diego LMAFAO!!!!
now that I've I moved to Jersey they don't bother me anymore. Awwww Sophie!****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
The magic is gone from his music so now he turns to "the Lord". Yawn.
THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN DOVES FLY OUT YO ASS PRINCE!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
When you were mine
You were kinda sorta my best friend
So I was blind (so blind) - I let you fool around
I never cared (didn't care)
I never was the kind to make a fuss
When he was there - Sleeping in between the two of us
I know (I know) - That you're going with another guy
I don't care (don't care)
Cuz I love you, baby, that's no lie
I love you more than I did
When you were mine
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
"He attends meetings at a local Kingdom Hall, and, like his fellow-witnesses, he leaves his gated community from time to time to knock on doors and proselytize."
Fuck this bitch. I wish he'd bring his confused ass to my door. Hasn't he been divorced about 15 times? Yeah, God ain't too fond of that either.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:59pm.
As much as I hate to use my Sophie this way because she is an angel, I've found introducing them to your pitbull and asking if it's ok if she comes out and does her business while we talk is pretty damn effective. That or having the boy answer the door with me. Shirtless.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 1:59pm.
LOL! My God came to earth and saw 5-and 6-year old kids trying to hand me Chick tracts in the subway station every day and said, "That's child exploitation, goddammit!"
i believe his statement was taken out of context.
im sure this statement was dick in cheek.
i meant tongue in cheek.
i meant his asshole not cheek
GAY!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Even though he is misguided.....I still loves me some Prince!
Not to worry.....he changes his whole self periodically. Not as often as Madge, but he makes major changes. He'll get over the bible-thumping too.
"Prince had his change of faith, he said, after a two-year-long debate with a musician friend, Larry Graham. “I don’t see it really as a conversion,” he said. “More, you know, it’s a realization. It’s like Morpheus and Neo in ‘The Matrix.’ ” He attends meetings at a local Kingdom Hall, and, like his fellow-witnesses, he leaves his gated community from time to time to knock on doors and proselytize. “Sometimes people act surprised, but mostly they’re really cool about it,” he said."
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Pot, this is kettle....YOU'RE BLACK."
It truly is better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you're an idiot, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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"You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already!"
“God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’ ”
Is that what happened to Wendy and Lisa?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Priceless: beautiful bare ladyboy ass
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She's flat and that's that!
Nothin' says straight like a flaming yellow, assless, body doily.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
My God came to earth and saw freaking Jehovah's witnesses thinking it was ok to bang on my damn door every Saturday morning and he said "CUT THAT SHIT OUT!"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Two words: assless chaps.
Tres ironic, since most people assumed the tiny unpronouncable symbol was also the tiny homo unpronouncable symbol.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan