Prince Hates The Gays
I miss the Prince of the past who used to sing about nasty shit and parade his beautiful bare ladyboy ass around the stage like a power bottom at a Palm Springs bath house. Now that Prince is a Jehovah's Witness and has found God, you won't ever see him flexing his nalgas for you while performing some of his dirty songs. And don't even think of ever seeing him do any of that shit at a gay pride parade. Prince does not approve of homoness. God told him so.
When the New Yorker asked the beautiful ladyboy about his thoughts on gay marriage and adoption, Prince "tapped his bible" and said, “God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’ ”
Wait! So that person who busted in on me in the garage blowing my neighbor in the 6th grade was God?! I thought it was my mom!
Prince may not agree with gay shit, but he should try explaining that to his ruffed shirt. That ruffled shirt is a butt fucker if I ever saw one. Actually, after he said that shit, his ruffled shirt and all his other extremely gay clothes and shoes quit that bitch to go protest against Prop 8. Prince has an empty closet now.
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Prince did whatever the fuck he wanted in his life, fucked whoseever ass he wanted. Now he's getting old and scared of dying so he becomes "religious" and judges others because he is so damn guilty and scared about what HE HAS done.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:33pm.
angel_i,
Um I am not actually wearing pants.
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You better not be naked. Cuz heterosexuals are not allowed to be naked.
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
Isn't it lovely when people absorb all religious bullshit like sponges and then vomit it back and forget to give that crap a logic second thought?. What's wrong making those things pass through a normal anaylzing process?. I know it's more comfortable to memorize a bunch of stuff instead of actually THINK, but it's insulting. Prince and many more stupid religious dumbasses are insulting. Besides, isn't this dude gay?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
angel_i,
Um I am not actually wearing pants.
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
Submitted by DUDE on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:29pm.
Married heterosexuals are not allowed to masturbate!
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WHHHHAAAAA??????
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NOT ALLOWED!
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A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:29pm.
Married heterosexuals are not allowed to masturbate!
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WHHHHAAAAA??????
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:30pm.
angel_i,
"Married heterosexuals are not allowed to masturbate!"
I am single, so I am still good to go right!?!?
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Yes. Altho, I am concerned about your mental disorder. You're not wearing assless pants are you?
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A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
Heterosexuals are NOT allowed to wear assless pants, PRINCE!
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angel_i,
"Married heterosexuals are not allowed to masturbate!"
I am single, so I am still good to go right!?!?
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
Well that's celebrity number 2 to add to the list of idiots who've had smoke blown up their arse for so long they feel able to say stupid, offensive things in the belief that everyone will agree with them. From now on along with the usual PA, PR, Manager, personal trainer, chef, housekeeper, nanny and so forth I feel it is now incumbent on all celebs to hire a professional soothsayer - someone who will shoot them down in flames every time they open their mouth and let out another ridiculous, offensive comment. It may be painful at first, but it may certainly help prevent them being exposed to the ridicule and disgust of the rest of the fucking world.
Married heterosexuals are not allowed to masturbate!
90% of all heterosexuals have mental disorder and are on drugs!
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:19pm.
Yes! That's my favorite Chappelle's show sketch.
Jeffro!!
Now i have that line from Lethal Weapon 2 stuck in my head!!!
"but..but...but....you're bleck."
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"Free South Africa, you dumb sonofabitch!"
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"You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already!"
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:26pm.
Clarissee, you are way too kind.
Gabriela is much more thoughtful and articulate than me.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Married heterosexuals must have children! If they can't have children they have to get divorced and marry someone who can!
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Is this why when he covered radioheads freak at cochoalaoleoalala - he wouldn't say freak or weirdo?
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Why are certain people so concerned about who sleeps or marries with whom, and women who choose to get an abortion?
Mind your own damn business.
Aw I can't get mad at Prince. Anyway, he's always been pretty nuts. Nothing too new. Be nice if he was smart enough to STFU tho. Again, I ask: why aren't any of these hos smart enough to just keep they mouth shut?
If I could withstand AL Green's conversion I can with stand Prince's, too.
“God will never give us more than we can handle. ”
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
But this little fucker......
* googles bunch of lyrics*
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How disappointing! Damn you, Prince!!
P,
"To be fair, everyone wore that shirt in the 80s"
Jebus have mercy, but i have never saw Billy Gibbons or Dusty Hill in that shirt?
Gabriela,
Outside of Mrs Kravitz, you have some of the most intellegent posts on Dlisted. Kudos!
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To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth.
Asshole never did give me Nikki's number.
the DUDE! abides...
We need a proposition!
Married hetersexuals are only allowed to have sex in a BED. A bed that's in a BEDROOM! I don't want them getting all kinky - it offends me!
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
I've started a new ploy to rid myself of these unwanted callers.
Answer the door naked. I have a great body and it just flusters the crap out of them.
What in $cientolohell is a jw anyway?
speaking of xmas - people across the street have xmas lights up. that's two in one neighbourhood and it's not even december yet.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Well, since my love for Prince is blind I will pretend he never said these things.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Wait, so, what? Is he only gonna sing about Jesus now? And what is with these Jo'mo's wearing make up? Jacko and Prince? Ain't make up "the devil's paint"? Or is that just the Pentacostals? I get my Jesus freaks confused...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
A Jehova's Witness came knocking on my door a couple of Saturday's ago, third time they'd come in 3 weeks. The lady made absolute claims about the truths of the universe. I asked her what evidence she had to support this and she said God had helped her. I asked her why God did not help the starving children in Africa. She said he was just letting them suffer to prove a point. I asked why this point could not be made at her expense instead of at the expense of millions of children? She left in tears, but I don't feel bad. What she was saying was morally reprehensible and just supports what I've always said about the religious. It is all about believing somehow that they are better, that they are God's favorites--the chosen ones who are going to heaven while everone else wallows in hell.
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It's ironic that in its quest for immortality, religion itself may lead to our extinction.
Didn't he play at Indio this past summer and do some of his classic songs?
No. God is not about hate. Its his (certian) followers that promote it. I beleive in God BUT, I also beleive that if Gay/Lesbians want to marry and have children then they should. People just need to mind their own damn business. Not everybody that beleives in him is a bigot, ignorant, asshole. And Prince needs to shut his mouth.
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You're allowed to have opinions and beliefs, as long as its their opinions and beliefs.
What a fucking loser! Did NOTHING good come out of the 80s?!?! I need to go find out what Marth and the Muffins are doing, dammit!
"tapped his bible" and said, “God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’ ”
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Um...yeah - but he was talking about Shauna Sand and Lindsay Lohan, nawmsayin?
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Let's Go Crazy!
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
To be fair, everyone wore that shirt in the 80s. You couldn't tell them men from the women, and as a kid I though a gay man was a man who dressed like a woman.
Anyhoo, I still love Prince's crazy ass. He remains one of the best acts I've seen live, and if his clothes all ran away, can I adopt them? His shit is custom made and I could use something new to shimmy in.
Wow, Loozer, I knew my years of reading Tiger Beat would pay off eventually. Lol, classic avie!
I can't even hear the name Prince without thinking of Charlie Murphy.
"Game. Blouses."
"You want some grapes? Bitches."
WHOEVER SAID IN THE COMMENTS THAT PRINCE HAS BEEN DIVORCED MANY TIMES AND GOD ISNT TOO FOND OF THAT EITHER, YOU GET A HAND CLAP.
it kills me that people stand on their box and preach in their glass house. God came to earth and saw people worshiping false gods thats another reason, plus having sex with animals and children. what else makes me mad is that the same people who quote the Bible miss the quote where God says that He is only to judge. they must have that ripped that out. people need to get over it and move on. stop worrying about what God thinks about the next person that has nothing to do with you and worry about yourself. i bet their house isnt in order for Heavens door.
devilgirl,
don't doubt yourself! it is Bobby.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
What! Prince or 'the whatever' isn't gay! Hmm, I always thought he were, and not just because of the outfits and shit. or the singing.
So...I guess he's not bisexual anymore. Or was he?
The only musician whos' music got better once they found God, in my opinion, is Nick Cave.
Submitted by MJF on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:13pm.
yeah...that pretty much sums up Salt Lake City, UT. One big party town...it's kind of like Las Vegas.
ha ha ha ha
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Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:13pm.
yeah...that pretty much sums up Salt Lake City, UT. One big party town...it's kind of like Las Vegas.
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Prince seems fond of saying idiotic things. Oh well. He could feed kittens into a wood chipper and I'd still think he was awesome.
My grandpa once used a couple of JWs to return a borrowed chainsaw to his neighbor. He was too lazy to walk it over there himself and figured, since they were going anyway....
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
I remember reading a Jehovah's Witness pamphlet and it explained to kids why they don't celebrate Christmas or birthdays...it was something like "we don't need a special day to celebrate Jesus! We can have a party anytime we want to!"
So maybe Jehovah's Witnesses just like to party.
What made such an effeminate man who wears lace shirts and pants with the asses cut out get so "Holier Than Thou" about the Gay issue? Just cause he's a JW, he can't do any of his good songs? Just do the good songs without the assless pants!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
I let my German Shepherd answer the door.
He's not real religous, all people taste the same to him.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Dont let him near Hellen Murren in those fuck me pants or she will date rape his pretty little ass
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Johomo.
I almost wish he'd knock on Mk's door.
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Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:05pm.
My mom put a big ass American flag on her door. That seems to work the best, but I'm not sure why. I've been at her house and watched them walk right by it and hit every other house in the neighborhood.
Submitted by aquarius on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:08pm.
That would be fantastic. I'll just buy him some assless chaps and feel him up. And I'll make sure to have P. Control playing.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:06pm.
this is like finding out the easter bunny hates children
Or Santa is into elf porn
or like finding the great pumpkin in snoopy's dog house free basin'.
or like Chaunauka Harry hates candle light
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