Prince Hates The Gays
I miss the Prince of the past who used to sing about nasty shit and parade his beautiful bare ladyboy ass around the stage like a power bottom at a Palm Springs bath house. Now that Prince is a Jehovah's Witness and has found God, you won't ever see him flexing his nalgas for you while performing some of his dirty songs. And don't even think of ever seeing him do any of that shit at a gay pride parade. Prince does not approve of homoness. God told him so.
When the New Yorker asked the beautiful ladyboy about his thoughts on gay marriage and adoption, Prince "tapped his bible" and said, “God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’ ”
Wait! So that person who busted in on me in the garage blowing my neighbor in the 6th grade was God?! I thought it was my mom!
Prince may not agree with gay shit, but he should try explaining that to his ruffed shirt. That ruffled shirt is a butt fucker if I ever saw one. Actually, after he said that shit, his ruffled shirt and all his other extremely gay clothes and shoes quit that bitch to go protest against Prop 8. Prince has an empty closet now.
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"You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already!"
I don't understand how it is posible for somebody so sexy to be so retarded, and I'm not talking dumb blod sexy I'm talking PRINCE SEXY!!!!!
such a shame.
why is he against adoption?????????
Rotten. Prince is easily the ONLY Jehovah's Witness who knows the words to "Darling Nikki". Im ALL FOR ending the tax exempt status FOR ALL "religions" if they cant keep church and state separate. I mean , its obvious that Prince & Michael Jackson are WAAAY outta line with the doctrines of Jehovah Witness , if it were anyone else they would be banned from the church, you begin to see that its about a tax free organization with massive real estate holdings calling itself a religion and creating an interest free tax shelter for those 2 closet cases to hide money in . Kind of like Senora Travolta & Lady Cruise Control and their "religion".. can you say "TAX SHELTER" boys and girls? I mean, here is someone who has made GAZILLIONS off of gay people & then turning around and spitting on us.. Prince has never really been about good energy though, a bossy little Napoleon with serious Oedipal issues. RuPaul is right ... "Black folks get all scared and then they run to the church." BOYCOTT.
"If it doesnt have a working peen,then Kate's not leaving with it"-MK
hopefully they come out with an article tomorrow that says "GUYZ WE WERE JK ABOUT PRINCE!"
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:59pm.
Jeffro!
"you don't know how to give a hand job....it IS in fact, attached."
Hmph. Well, it's not as if we ever had one attached to ourselves, so if a guy does not explain / instruct, who's fault is it really? Hmmmmmmm.
*taps foot*
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I saw this coming...lemme 'splain. To your point, yes, we should provide better instructions...but we won't, cuz we'd rather you give up and just put it in your mouth. (Hey, you asked.) If a guy is going to whip up a batch on his own, he just wants to get it done, he knows what works...it's like a self-quickie, not great, but better than nothing.
Again, you ladies should not put too much effort into wondering what goes on in the male mind. To quote Foxworthy..."I'd like a beer, and I'd like to see sumpin naked."
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"You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already!"
LMAO CTH........
Gosh I just always thought prince was gay...especially when he changed his name to the "symbol" ugh
Mrs K: you just made me laugh out loud about your 'Mormon' comment.
Jeffro!
"you don't know how to give a hand job....it IS in fact, attached."
Hmph. Well, it's not as if we ever had one attached to ourselves, so if a guy does not explain / instruct, who's fault is it really? Hmmmmmmm.
*taps foot*
angel_i,
Stop pokin people! It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye!
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:55pm.
:)
i know you know i know you knew i knew what it is we know
whut? ha ha ha
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Years ago these Mormons came to my door and I told them if I wanted to talk about Jesus Christ I would find myself a REAL Christian.
That was mean. I still feel guilty about it.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
"I sang Purple Rain. I didn't sing anything about Rainbow flags. Those darned things are the work of the devil and god is going to come down and say "Enough" and clear them all out. No more rainbow flags - especially if they have the colour purple on them.
I had to move away from my mansion in Toronto, because that Sodom and Gomorrah city decided to allow homosexuals to marry each other.
Just because I used the word "cleared" does not mean I believe in Scientology - although, then again, there are no homosexuals, at all, in that religion. Hmmmm.
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@LoLo:
I knew what you meant, hunny. I was poking you with a stick, Grumpy Bear:)
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
I can't stand the Jehova's. Fuckers used to wake me up after a Friday night of partying, ugh! So one beautiful Saturday afternoon I was chillin out and having a lovely "wake-n-bake" and doing my laundry. Lolling around in my sweats and minding my own damn business in my own damn home and they came a knockin. Well....I was pretty stoned and bored so I invited them in and they smiled and commenced to preachin. Well....after about 2 hours of my asking them questions that they just couldn't answer they started looking for the door and I just kept asking more questions till they finally basically escaped. Haha, every Saturday after that (if I happened to be home) I would see them cross the street as they got closer to my house and they wouldn't even look in the direction of my place - just quickly walked past with their heads down. Needless to say I fixed their little red wagon. Never had a problem since, haha! This is the first time I even thought about it in years.
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This feeling that I got for you, baby
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:45pm.
Jeffro,
"The Stranger"...Is that when you use your left hand?
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nope, that's when you sit on your hand til it falls asleep, then rub one out.
Using your off/weak hand is an alternative, but to me it fells like getting one from a girl. I love you ladies, but most of you don't know how to give a hand job....it IS in fact, attached. LOL
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"You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already!"
_Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:44pm.
Im not even amused
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Well, THANKs A LOT! It's not like I'm not TRYING!
ha ha ha that does look like i said that all kinds of fucked up to you guys!
I meant prince! LOL!!!
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Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:44pm.
Im not even amused
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Well, THANKs A LOT! It's not like I'm not TRYING!
Seriously. I feel for you guys. This is bullshit. You got women swing from poles in their barely there underwear on TELEVISION. You got Rihanna dressing up like a Dominatrix (when everybody KNOWS she's Submissive - pfft!), or even when I made that vid the other day - that's just disgusting - Britney (back then) with a little girl's bike and BABY on her ass! ICK! You got Hugh Hefner and you got Paris Herpes and Celebrity Rehab and Big Brother...and then you want to make a BIG HUGE STINK about people who want to get married. WTF? I don't get it.
GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM! AND GET YOUR BEDROOM OUT OF MY FACE! ACK!
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Mrs. K he is confused and thats sad.
I dont like people who live all wild and influence and bunch of wild child shit then they go side stepping and back trackin.
Maybe while he is stepping ass backwards out of reality he will fall on a dildo and remember what his original message was and that message was FUCK IT ALL, ALL YALL FUCK ME!
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:29pm.
90% of all heterosexuals have mental disorder and are on drugs!
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Whew! I thought it was just me...I feel so much better now, like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders! I can't help it if I'm a crazed junkie, I'm HETEROSEXUAL!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I think Crayola calls that color he's wearing "Homosexual Yellow".
Ever since he turned Jehovah's witness and started hating the gays, his music began to suck big time too. And no one buys any of his crappy new music.
Goes to show that his god has a wicked sense of humor.
Jeffro,
"The Stranger"...Is that when you use your left hand?
angel_i,
Man, who know there were so many guidelines to runnin one out.
No ass-less pants
No lights on
No chickens
No perfumes
Wait...is this where that sheet with the "action" hole in it comes into play?
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His photos were seen at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty ..., maybe you also have the chance to date with a rich beauty there. Come on.
That yellow fucking doily outfit is a FAKE. You can see little flesh colored shoulder pads and if you look CLOSELY...it looks as if a flesh colored material is covering his bum too.
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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:36pm.
Maybe hes just like his father TOO OLD AND HES CRAPPIN HIS PANTS AND DROOLIN CAUSE THIS SHIT DONT MAKE NO SENSE!
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HAHAHAHAAH
tell 'em sister!
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
Im not even amused
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:41pm.
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Yea, I don't like the Stranger. I have to sit on my arm for too long for it to become numb.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:36pm.
angel_i,
Naked! No! I'm wearing the jersey!
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Then you are wearing an ASSLESS/CROTCHLESS outfit which is NOT ok. You are a woman - so a thong will suffice. If you wear pants tho - they have to have an ass in them.
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
What the fuck?? Was he reprogrammed or something??
Holy Hell...someone throw him out into the purple rain because he's making the doves cry!!!
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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
Submitted by DUDE on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:39pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:36pm.
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Synchronized, mutual, Han Solo, it's all good.
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Don't forget "The Stranger". LOL
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"You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already!"
Submitted by Newportjoey on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:36pm.
Telling the JW's your gay doesn't seem to discourage them. They call on Joey at least once a week.
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Joey, I feel your pain. I invited them to come in while I prayed at my altar. I let my butch lesbo friend answer the door. I let a MORMON answer the door. I laughed when she said that everything in the Bible is true fact - that there are no parables. Did she really say that? That's what it sounded like. It was funny:)
I THINK it was LCT that told me to say: "My blood is not on your hands." (oooo..spooky like VAMPIRES!) But she's only caught me in the hallway lately and she's always with someone so, DListed Bitch tho I am, it still feels to mean.
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
He has so eaten the penis for breakfast so wtf is this little slut even talking about !
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Hey Prince....take a look in the mirror and embrace the gayelle outfits you wear.
He needs to stick to music and not preaching his personal beliefs.
ha ha Lo, I know because I saw him in a raspberry beret driving his little red corvette around the Vill this weekend!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:36pm.
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Synchronized, mutual, Han Solo, it's all good.
the DUDE! abides...
Not even going to get into the whole JW part of this thread...just wanted to say that I LMA when I read "his ruffled shirt and all his other extremely gay clothes and shoes quit that bitch"
I love "I quit this bitch!"
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:35pm.
Jeffro,
What we need now, is a Kanye West post!
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Probably had that on your mind all weekend, didn'tcha?
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"You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already!"
angel_i,
Naked! No! I'm wearing the jersey!
Dude,
What if it's synchronized?!?!
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Submitted by DUDE on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:35pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by DUDE on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:29pm.
Married heterosexuals are not allowed to masturbate!
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WHHHHAAAAA??????
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NOT ALLOWED!
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What if it's mutual?
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Nuh un. That's kinky. Heterosexuals are not allowed to be kinky.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
maybe he just hit his noggin
maybe his heart has grown cold
Maybe were missunderstanding
Maybe hes just like his father TOO OLD AND HES CRAPPIN HIS PANTS AND DROOLIN CAUSE THIS SHIT DONT MAKE NO SENSE!
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:29pm.
Married heterosexuals are not allowed to masturbate!
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HA! If this were the case, we'd have a whole lot less married hetero's!
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"You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already!"
Telling the JW's your gay doesn't seem to discourage them. They call on Joey at least once a week. I'd put a rainbow flag on my front door, but it would interfere with my "theme". (You'd think that would clue them in, but noooooo). I must be on a "sinner" listing at the local temple.
And ah, Clarisse, MENSA hasn't closed the door on my comments. (Joey's just saying).
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:34pm.
Prince did whatever the fuck he wanted in his life, fucked whoseever ass he wanted. Now he's getting old and scared of dying so he becomes "religious" and judges others because he is so damn guilty and scared about what HE HAS done.
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Word.
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
Mrs K.,
Stuff and nonsense!
Jeffro,
What we need now, is a Kanye West post!
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Thank you, Clarisse, thank you Mrs. Kravitz. I am in good company here on Dlisted. I find many of the comments here to be thought-provoking as well as entertaining, witty, funny, and refreshingly irreverent. I only wish I could run into more people who think like that in my everyday life.
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It's ironic that in its quest for immortality, religion itself may lead to our extinction.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:33pm.
angel_i,
Um I am not actually wearing pants.
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RANGERS JERSEY??? :-)
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"You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already!"
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by DUDE on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 2:29pm.
Married heterosexuals are not allowed to masturbate!
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WHHHHAAAAA??????
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NOT ALLOWED!
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What if it's mutual?
the DUDE! abides...